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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
25 days
Well he didn’t hate the surprise
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
He won’t let me take a picture of him from my height and point of view because he’s scared of looking like a hot ripped Oompa Loompa running around
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Went out for a drink and a bite
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Went for a couple mile walk around Holmes lake then went to the Tavern and had a couple drinks in the courtyard in Lincoln
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Came home from getting supplies for a remodeling project to find Mr. Manley cleaning another rabbit he’s shot, Sophie wants to help dispose of the remnants and then Hummer (aka tub tub) is relaxing and being his fat self enjoying the beautiful evening
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
I pay the electric bill, when I’m come home after being out in 100+ temperatures all day I’d like my house to be the comfortable cool temperature of 71, but no I come home to a house that’s almost 80 because @chadmanley007 likes walking around with just his underwear on
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
@abreezeclayton @janekleeb I’m a gay farmer living in a rural area and I’m glad they decided to switch course, instead of them supporting pride events and mandating DEI they should support their local 4H or FFA and other ag related programs for kids.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
I can’t seem to go to a coffee shop without @chadmanley007 getting hit on by the barista. I think I’m safe though the lady was probably in her mid 40s. I don’t think she is his type.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Mr. Manley maybe hot but he’s also extremely intelligent and for a pass time when not working on his model trains, in the gym or working on his other hobbies he does math, pages and pages of it just for fun, he shows it to me I just smile and nod, I don’t understand any of it.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Whenever someone is going to come to visit i panic clean, mind you Mr. Manley and I keep a decent house. Does anyone else do this?
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Had to get @chadmanley007 to the train show to geek out
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
Mr. Manley keeps asking me if I have a life insurance policy, it’s odd. On another note, he keeps changing cooking recipes for some reason and won’t tell me what’s in it until after I start eating.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Had the nephew help check cows, he just turned 4 and still working on his numbers, yes this is a voice reveal of yours truly.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Got the cows worked and out to pasture today and got Mr. Manley to help me and my grandfather after he got off work for a little while
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Well it’s been 4 years today since @chadmanley007 and I went on our first date in West Des Moines at a rooftop bar and grill. Those 4 years have gone by fast and you have been there for me through a lot, I am looking forward to the rest of my life with you
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
This little girl turned 9 today!!!
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Giving me the puppy eyes when she knows I’m getting ready to leave
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Got @chadmanley007 to agree to learn how to disk for me while I worked on getting things ready for planting Christmas trees
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
@NebraskaMegan I’m waiting for you to praise Biden’s performance?
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
A gorgeous morning out, got this after getting home from loading out pigs earlier, just relaxing to me (volume up)
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Planting potato’s with Mr. Manley
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Took Mr. Manley out to eat at a little nicer Italian restaurant and he got the escargot and has been making inappropriate noises while eating them. I refuse to believe balls of snot taste that good.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Took 20 hours of driving but getting to enjoy a relaxing week with @chadmanley007 was worth it!
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
12 days
Mr. Manley doesn’t seem to like my long sleeve button up I wear over a tshirt on cooler mornings like today and seems worried about me going in public.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
At Costco with Mr. Manley today and we saw a shorter gentleman that couldn’t reach over a pallet so he was using a little kids garden hoe to pull stuff forward, I asked Mr. Manley if I he wanted me to get him a small garden hoe to get things off the top shelf, he wasn’t amused
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Huh weird how more baby chicks just showed up with the ones from yesterday, who knew they reproduced so quickly 🧐
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
25 days
Bringing home a surprise for Mr. Manley hopefully he likes it 😅
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Make a comment to Mr. Manley that it would suck being a steer for the rodeo having your nuts cut off and being tied up and thrown to the ground all the time and his reply is “so being married to a woman?”
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
I’m surprised because it needed little work, then i noticed my $2 junk find wall violin not hanging where it normally was, I ask him if that’s the violin he took, he says yes, I asked him if he noticed the old wasp nests inside the wall violin he said yes
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
1.of2, Mr. Manley is a handsome intelligent individual but I have learned today he lacks any knowledge on violins. He was going to take my violin in to be fixed for me as a surprise and the luthier said it was beyond repair and would cost a fortune to fix so no go.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
I’m in bed trying to take a Sunday nap and Mr. Manley is watching a murder mystery show in the other room and all I hear is “she stabbed him in the head 17 times while he was sleeping “, not sure I’m that tired anymore.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Note to self, buy a electric fence tester, because pliers handle insulators no longer protect from electric shock
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
The weather channel app updated on my phone and the adds are so bad I’m beginning to think I don’t need to know what the forecast is
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Got the bulls out with the girls, Red was happy to see them
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Well it’s official, my student loans are paid in full, took 10 years but it’s finally done.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
I’m by myself in a Boomgars farm store, gotta tell Mr. Manley on how some stranger stole my card and drained my bank account here
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
8 months
Calving season has officially begun, hopefully it will be a easy one🤞
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
5 year goal, have working ac in all my machinery that has a cab
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
I’m on my second change of cloths today from drenching my cloths in sweat, why did my ancestors leave Scandinavia
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
@chadmanley007 He had to get a tall boy to drown his loss
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
I gave into my temptation today when I saw the Mennonite donut wagon in town, after taking the first bite into that warm donut I have no regrets
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
The urge of just wanting to open up that cool alcoholic beverage on the drive home after being out in the sun all day has me thinking the fine or jail time would be worth it
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Working with my grandfather has its good days and its bad days, today has been a hella frustrating one
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
10 months
Per @chadmanley007 request I have at long last made a X account. We shall how this goes.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Well got up early to go pick up my grandpa to go look at a piece of equipment a couple hours away.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Living in a town of 1,700 people never thought we’d get a Dairy Queen and a Ustop, now I gotta work on my self control and not get ice cream every night on my way home
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
Lightning struck right next to the house and first thing Mr. Manley says after the boom is to go outside and close up the chickens
@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
Mr. Manley keeps asking me if I have a life insurance policy, it’s odd. On another note, he keeps changing cooking recipes for some reason and won’t tell me what’s in it until after I start eating.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Need to get a new forming belt for my baler, it’s a old baler, one belt got chewed up and it’s $500 for one belt, I could’ve bought the exact same baler at a auction a few months ago as a parts baler for $800, might start buying old machines for parts
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
Sitting at a coffee shop with Mr. Manley and I’m watching/listening about intensive graze management practices for livestock and he’s working on math to figure out to slow neutrons for fun, we are not the same at all.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
7 months
Life goal: not needing to borrow the equivalent of my mortgage or more every year for my annual operating loan in order to farm
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
I think Mr. Manly may catch on to me using ChatGBT to reply to his messages 😬
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Watching Napoleon Dynamite with Mr. Manley, first time he’s ever seen it surprisingly
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Welp can’t find a groomer than can fit Sophie in before we go on vacation, so I will attempt to do it again, hopefully it will not be as disastrous as last time. But if you don’t see any pictures of Sophie for the next 5 months you will know why
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Sophie has no personal space when it comes to getting attention or food. I had no food so she decided to lay by my feet then worked her way onto my chest with her nose in my face.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Gotta get this lily pond cleaned out and fixed up but the frogs started singing a few night ago unfortunately they sing all night and it’s only 20’ from the bedroom window
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Highly recommend this show it’s hilarious and shows daily struggles farmers face along with government overreach
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5 months
I absolutely love Clarkson’s Farm. @JeremyClarkson manages to avoid a saccharine portrayal of farming life and instead shows just how tough (and rewarding) farming actually is, whilst being amusing and poignant throughout. #ClarksonsFarm3
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@LordBrentwood
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9 months
Joys of having livestock you get to be out in this oh so wonderful weather regardless of road conditions, let’s hope the power doesn’t go out🤞
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Trying to follow what Biden is saying tonight.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
If you ever wanna sell something to Mr. Manley put a cute Grizzly bear or a bear in general on it and he will at minimum look at it for a couple minutes but likely will buy it
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Lord Brentwood
3 months
Interesting how this is the first thing to pop up as a suggestion to watch on HBO as soon as I opened it
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Lord Brentwood
5 months
Intrusive thought, would it have been all that bad if the USA had taken over Canada during the revolutionary war or war of 1812 and held and absorbed Mexico in its entirety in the Mexican American war?
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Welp having to compromise with Mr.Manly on movies, he won’t let me binge watch all Lord of the Rings series with the Hobbit series extended editions, so I had to agree to watching the Godfather and whatever other movies he wants in between my movies.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
7 months
@MarineNamedToby Either fake or it’s not her bio dad but her sugar daddy
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
This is the second time I’ve turned on the tv and this is what Mr. Manley was watching before me, I’m not sure how I feel about it or what to think
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
I’m realized on my drive home tonight that i haven’t chatted with anyone outside family for an entire week. I’m excited for Mr. Manley to get home from Colorado tomorrow morning!!!!
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
Out working on electric fence because the heifers got out and this pops up but yet it’s sunny with some clouds to the south
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
Woke up at 6 this morning to a gun shot outside the bedroom window, some unfortunate woodland creature caught the sight of Mr. Manly and it will probably show up on the dinner plate tonight or tomorrow
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Sorted cows with my grandfather this afternoon, yesterday he picked up branches and roots of trees he removed from my farm with two of my 10 year old nephews, loaded out hogs with him at 5am Monday, he’s definitely slowed down but doing pretty good for 88
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Why I take a wide birth behind pickups normally because this has happened way to many times
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They belong together
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Well it’s official I’m old and starting to look it, a nephew asked how old I was and started to point out that my hair is turning white
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
Went to Panda Express with Mr.Manley today and I’ve noticed it’s been like 10 years since the fortune cookie actually had fortunes. I say they should rebrand them and have unfortunate fortune cookies with an occasional uplifting fortune.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
8 months
Doing paperwork for taxes and going over the numbers from last year I’m glad Mr. Manly moved in with me to the middle of nowhere because with as much as I was spending on fuel to see him and food going out out of convenience…..it’s amazing i didn’t have to sell the estate
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Well it’s official Mr. Manley and I booked our trip to Glacier National Park, our first official vacation together after 3.5 years of dating
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Imagine being a democrat voting for your nominee in the primary and that person essentially winning all delegates for the nomination then he drops out and someone else gets the nomination, that no one voted for. I’d be pissed, and maybe vote for the independent.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
Having worked with my grandfather closely most of my life I can honestly say, I believe OSHA was founded because of him.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
7 months
Gotta love it when Mr. Manley uses my pickup and puts the seat all the way forward and up to where I can’t get in my pickup
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
@chadmanley007 Sorry I’m drinking on a empty stomach and I’m not 25 anymore where I could’ve easily drank you under the table and had a pitcher of screwdriver and a half dozen other drinks then get up at 4 the next morning to load out hogs
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Lord Brentwood
1 month
Two very real restaurants, Home Ranch Bottoms was good a bit of a drive but worth the experience, Big Hole BBQ was mid but lots of customers going in and out
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
As a farmer I refuse to wear white, because when I’m elbow deep in a cow removing a pin used to keep the cow from prolapsing and she has the squirts and covers your right side with shit it just turns my jacket a different shade of green
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
3 months
Supposed to be 101 out today, I’m praying hard I don’t have anything break while cutting hay so I don’t have to get out of the air conditioned cab
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
I’m sorry @chadmanley007
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
$750 on two new tires for my pickup and a repair for a tractor tire, farming expenses (like everything else) keep going up and my income is not growing anywhere near fast enough to keep up indefinitely.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
@chadmanley007 It was supposed to be a joke
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
Mr. Manley texted saying he learned a new acronym FIWB and me having been homeschooled can’t read and thought he said algorithm not understanding I look it up and find Family Income and Wealth Building, needless to say I’m giving up on keeping up with modern slang
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
@chadmanley007 I’m not liking that I’m loosing this discussion
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
Found this old photo of my folks from the late 70s when they were in high school at a youth rally. Hard to believe my mom is older than my dad looking at this picture.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
1 month
@collinwood_j @chadmanley007 If you were curious on the quilt pattern here it is. if she makes it, its going on the guest bed she will be sleeping on
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
Don’t get me wrong I love all my 11 nieces and nephews, and I’d kill for every single one of them with a smile on my face, but I’m sure glad I can go home at the end of the day and have some peace and quiet
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
2 months
Mr. Manley had to wait in line for a ATM because at a Midwest rodeo in a small town cash is king. I at least got my prime rib sandwich while waiting for him.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
@chadmanley007 Something seems off
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
We didn’t have power this morning and Mr. Manley was having withdrawals so in order to quench his addiction he had to improvise by starting the fireplace to make his coffee with a camping percolator.
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
4 months
@traitortrumpy Yep we whities will have to learn how to do stuff ourselves again, pay more or learn to do without
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
I think out loud sometimes, usually only do this when I’m in my pasture, today I was having a loud conversation with myself while checking heifers, unfortunately I did not see the neighbor taking a walk next to my farm 30’ from me, she heard it all I think, she didn’t wave back
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
9 months
@pk13510 @chadmanley007 I’m real got this while he was splitting wood and I was making phone calls
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
@C_TheHunz @BundleofWood95 That makes me feel pretty good now 😂
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
28 days
@chadmanley007 Nope just empty beer cans and a almost empty Tito’s bottle
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
@chadmanley007 Whichever one is out of season when I go
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
5 months
@MrAustinParrish Back in the dark ages life expectancy was like 35. I think its our bodies telling us we don’t belong here anymore and it’s time to die
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
6 months
@BundleofWood95 I actually got them done before March, well I should say the accountant did, I spent three days trying to get the paperwork figured out before I gave up and just gave it to him to sort through
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@LordBrentwood
Lord Brentwood
8 months
With the way AI is going I get the feeling history books printed before 2010 will become valuable in the future at least if you wish to learn European history
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