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@LooMargareta

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@LooMargareta
Maggie
3 years
It's my motherfucking 27th bday today and I feel like showing my azz!
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@RyanShead @ScoopTheGhost Yup, and she's gonna sing the anthem while taking a knee, holding a Bud Lite can, wearing a rainbow t-shirt from Target and Nikes.
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@LooMargareta
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4 years
@MollyJongFast @MarshaBlackburn LOL Molly! She's the Matt Gaetz of Louie Gohmerts to be precise!
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@LooMargareta
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3 years
For some strange, weird reason I got like 200 new followers because, it's my bday today and I promised to show a pic of my keister!
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@LooMargareta
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2 years
@RepMTG I want you in prison for sedition. Everyone is ok with that, right? How's your boyfriend doing, you non-divorced yet "Christian values" woman?
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@LooMargareta
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2 years
@mara1169 @AdamParkhomenko True, but why not both? It didn't hurt winning the debate, did it? Quite the opposite, cause there are still peeps sitting on the fence..
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8 months
@JayinKyiv I'm an American and sadly, you're right, partially. The good guys are being held hostage by the Russian paid GOP stooges. The majority of Americans support you!🇺🇦🇺🇦
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3 years
@labyrinthweaver @MCHammer You lost Trumpers immediately after the word philosophy...
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4 years
In less than 2 Scaramucci's Trump will be out of our lives...
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@LooMargareta
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3 years
To anyone I'm not following back, Because...alcohol...Let me know and I will take care of it!
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@LooMargareta
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4 years
I lost a grand total of 3 followers! Cancel culture at its best...Gonna tell my pal Squarehead SpongeMatt Gaetz ASAP!
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1 year
@krassenstein This speech is eerily, nearly identical as Hitler saying: "The Jews must be removed from public life entirely. september 15 1935."
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3 years
@AnnaLunafromEU @kylegriffin1 And he can't enter Australia for the next 3 years.
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@LooMargareta
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4 years
I'm just 99,800 shy of 100K followers. Perfectly happy with my anonymity. Met some great people here, so, love you my valued Twitter friends. 😜
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3 years
@carrie_moley @philipaklein This bill is good for them but also for us, and that's why they're against it. They rather have bridges to collapse and roads to crumble just to stick it to us.
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@LooMargareta
Maggie
3 years
Okay, here it goes! Not mine! But close!
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2 years
@IanJaegerNPC @elonmusk Apple doesn't support hate speech. Big difference.
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3 months
@NotHoodlum Melania seems ecstatic he's sitting right next to her too...🤪😂😂
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2 years
@GOPChairwoman Freedom? As in gutting women's right to bodily autonomy?
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2 years
@laurenboebert Take a seat, Bobo:
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2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Then why did Daddy Nobucks try to settle?
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Maggie
3 years
Okay, just going to drink by myself and my cat and enjoy my bday!!! Thanks for the best wishes Twitter peeps!
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Maggie
3 years
So my boyfriend broke up with me today, two days before my 27th bday. Fuck him and more power to ME! Dildo times are fun too....
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Maggie
3 years
Still my birthday but getting really, really drunk....Life is good!
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3 years
Well Twitter put me in jail again for 12 hours for calling a Trumphadi a cozy little nickname... How utterly disappointing. I'm not screaming 1st Amendment though. I took it as a big girl and will soften my lingo now...I guess!
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4 years
@TiffanyATrump @MichaelZBoulos Your daddy loves Ivanka better because she's slim and not fat, unlike you, his words, not mine!
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3 years
Happy Valentine's Day peeps! Except for that claque of ass-munching low-rent hoodlums, turdweasels, subpar jagoffs, dickless whiners, sh!tbirds, edge-case dead-enders, scumbag errand boys, grubby little ass-kissers, supine ball-washers, jock-sniffers, weak-dick stooges, aka GQP
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: Trump will not run for President in 2024!
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3 years
A Trumphadi just messaged me saying, "I'm gonna fuck you in the azz!" So I, incredulously, I might add, retorted, 'your dick gave your grandmother cancer, you walking intellectual abortion.' Too much????
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4 years
It's time we charge Ted Cruz's dad for crimes against humanity by neglecting to wear a condom almost 50 years ago. Forget about him shooting JFK. Being responsible for "making" his neutered blowhard son is way worse...
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2 years
@laurenboebert So what's stopping you?
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2 years
@RepMTG If there truly is a God, let's hope you'll be in prison in 2023.
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Maggie
4 years
In 7 days, twice impeached, Orange Foolius, will be tossed in the, irrelevant bin for centuries to come! Couldn't be happier!
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2 years
@TheRickWilson Craychella.
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3 years
A Trumphadi just messaged me and asked me to suck his dick. Me being a magnanimous, sweet, timid, introverted walllower said, "sorry goober, thanks, but no thanks, I'm not your cousin you know..."
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3 years
Donald Trump's going to perform next month during an RNC donor dinner at Marm-a-Lego. Should be great fun!
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3 years
A Trumper called me out for being an entitled little bitch! Sure I'm privileged, but I do give a lot to charity! So fuck you dickless, Bible-thumping, connivers, mooks, dunces, blithering incel simpletons, goobers! Have a great Thursday!!
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3 years
Someone just came in my mouth... Spoiler alert for you goobers, it was a girl!
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Maggie
3 years
Donald Trump totally relaxed and taking a stroll on the beach, hours before his big, highly anticipated comeback on the political stage!
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1 year
@PStyle0ne1 With a little luck, one of these days, they'll be killing each other.
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3 years
To the haters saying that my account isn't real? FUCK you....
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3 years
Well now, March 4th almost in the history books and Joe Biden's still our president! The odds!!!
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2 years
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4 years
Happy New Year everybody!!!🍾🍾🍻🍻🍷🍷🎂
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5 months
@PrezLives2022 It doesn't look like it, she DID lie. Eagerly waiting how Republicans are gonna spin this one... Btw, have a wonderful weekend, Prez!👍
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3 years
I feel like having some good ole dirty, luscious, unbridled sex! Preferably with a guy, but a woman would do the trick as well...
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4 years
@Megvitols @BestLucasEubank Oh Megan, this is great! Thank you so much!🤣🤣😂😂🍾
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2 years
@ClayTravis Peaceful protest they said:
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This was January 6th. This is not “legitimate political discourse.”
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2 years
@longjohnsmith1 @RepMTG Oh really? Because they won the midterms? BWAHAHAHAHA...
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3 years
Isn't she just adorable with those big, beautiful, mischievous, sensual eyes??
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1 year
@officejjsmart What a horrible waste. RIP Roman & Leonid. 😢
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3 years
I am sooooo sick of Republican lawmakers! That's the tweet! Wake up people!
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2 years
@Esqueer_ I hope Twitter won't ban you, Alejandra! They already deleted some accounts who posted this video. Bec of Musk's delicate sensibilities, you know.
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1 year
@visegrad24 Thoughts and prayers...
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3 years
Oh isn't this great....My account is fake, the haters say. So must be this tweet, then.... Have a great Sunday, peeps!
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Maggie
3 years
Twitter put me in jail for calling Trump cultists caged-immigrant child porn aficionados, hangers-on, wanna-be catamites, scumbag errand boys, grubby little ass-kissers, supine balls-washers, jock-sniffers, sleaze-ball boulevardiers, slack-jawed Trump fans, ruffians, mooks, 1/2
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4 years
Joe Biden's reaction, after he received the news he got an extra 132 votes in Milwaukee, WI thanks to Trump's recount.
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2 years
@JudiciaryGOP What problem do you have with them?
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I’m so proud to live in Massachusetts.
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@visegrad24 Thank you, Poland! You're an example for the entire world!💙💙🇺🇦🇺🇦
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1 year
@visegrad24 If you think Ron DeSantis is Ukraine's ally, I've got a nice ocean view condo in Kentucky to sell you.
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3 years
Well, I just got a bit dumber tonight. A trumphadi said, JFK Jr wasn't killed in a plane crash but is still alive and kicking bc he got word Hillary Clinton put C4 in his plane. And get this, Donald "Weehands McNodick" Trump is his best friend... Only in America first!
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4 years
@taradublinrocks Did Lamar Alexander die??
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@acnewsitics They don't even hide their disdain, contempt and hate for POC anymore! 🤬
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3 years
@nathaliejacoby1 Windmills cause cancer.
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2 years
@patriottakes Except, he isn't elected. He had 43% of the votes and his opponent, Lula, 48%. There'll be a runoff.
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3 years
Lauren Boebert is the Matt Gaetz of Louie Gohmerts! That dumb!
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3 years
@PeterHotez Well Dr Peter, you're a genuine HERO and we, the American people, can't thank you enough! Despite the "ones" that think you're a Fauci spy, accomplice or something...
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2 years
@laurenboebert You probably mean like this guy, amirite?
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4 years
Thank you Georgia and
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4 years
What would you like to say to Donald Trump as a wish for 2021?
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Maggie
3 years
Good morning dear Twitter friends! I've been put in jail again for calling Trump, the Doctor Evil of presidents, who’s the veritable poster child for incompetent leadership, a demonstrably, pathetic, global punchline, a vindictive, lying, draft-dodging clueless Park Avenue goober
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3 years
Well slap my ass and call me Lindsey Graham! Trump's lawyer just revealed GA's SoS Brad Raffensperger's secret identity. On Sunday's he plays football as Ben Roethlisberger...😂😂🤣🤣
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Maggie
2 years
@Jim_Jordan FYI most people who profit from this are the ones making less than $75k, predominantly Republican voters in poor states.
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Maggie
4 years
Kamala to Mitch McConnell:
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4 years
😂😂😂
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4 years
President Hitler-But-Fatter got impeached and all of a sudden he's about peace? No, thanks, Slack-jawed Cletus' waiting for you at Leavenworth, dopey dotard!
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@donwinslow No, you're wrong. Manchin's under presure now. He has to answer to the peeps ow WVA and they don't like it. No offense.
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2 years
@CanadianUkrain1 Thank you for defending democracy and the people of Ukraine!
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4 years
I wonder when Trump is going to release his healthcare plan. According to my calculations it's a tad overdue but should be out any day now. Fingers crossed!
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4 years
Well now, barely past noon on the West Coast and I lost 70 followers already! So keep up the good work haters, knock yourselves out and go for it! 🤣🤣👍👍🍾🍻🍻
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@PeterHotez You're an angel and thank God we have you on our side!👍❤️
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3 years
A guy just messaged me, "I wanna fuck you hard! Real men style!" I answered, "No limp dicks allowed, unteethed one..."
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4 years
We're just one scaramucci away of tossing President Gas Station Urinal Cake, and all his crooked, supine ball-washing stooges, into the dustbin of eternal infamy.
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3 years
Oh yeah! It's happening!
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1 year
@MikeRay_22 @MeidasTouch That's simply NOT true, rube. And spare me your whataboutism.
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@slawoid @visegrad24 The Russians? I know! Fun, ain't it?
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3 years
For the record, please don't follow me peeps! Not being conceited, but I like my little twitter bubble!
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4 years
@kimmarinesis @realDonaldTrump Are you really that fucking dumb? Sent Obama packing? It was the end of his second term, you dolt!
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Maggie
4 years
A Trumper messaged me just now, "Liberalism, in the 20th century, murdered 250 million people, started four world wars, and enslaved over a billion people." Betsy DeVos must be so proud...
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3 years
It's my and bday today!!! Lucky us!
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@MZHemingway Every Republican accusation is a confession. I know, old news...
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@Spartaks @KyivIndependent That's not sustainable, no matter who you are as a country. This war will be over soon.
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@Gerashchenko_en That's a shame...
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@nyccookies @Logically_JC Or, I'll take Republican Jesus for $400.
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