"I never did give 'em hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell." -Truman
Protect the weak. Afflict the strong. Kick the bullies in the teeth.
NOTE TO ALL DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES:
---> Abortion, Trump, Abortion, Trump, Abortion, Trump. <---
*Every Republican candidate supports the end of Roe.*
*Every Republican candidate is a Trump enabler.*
There is no middle ground.
There are no maybes.
Make them choke on it.
@PoliticsLs
2024 and I still haven't been forced to bake a cake, say a pronoun, or watch a drag show.
But I have noticed a disturbing rise in the number of Republicans who have terabytes of trans material on their devices -- solely for "meme" and "research" purposes, of course.
@PoliticsLs
tl;dr, "I'm a racist and I'm worried that little johnny is going to get a stiffy and be attracted to the badonkadonk for life so instead I'm going to say 'she ugly', then Smugface".
@KellyScaletta
They forgot that he's an actual lawyer, not a Trump University grad who "studied law" at Hollywood Upstairs Legal School like Alina Habba.
@RollingStone
Swift: massive crowds that pay thousands to see her and actually enjoy being there.
Trunt: constantly dwindling crowds for which there is documented proof of him paying people to come, and they leave as soon as their two-hour stretch is over.
@RealJasonNelson
Ah yes, another devastating application of the dreaded "Pee-Wee Herman Defense" -- i.e., "I Meant To Do That".
Give up, Trunt. You got dragged in spectacular fashion.
Enjoy your holiday spamwich, and get started on your "Valentine's Day roses more expensive cuz Biden!" post.
@highbrow_nobrow
@patriottakes
"when you learn to think for yourself, you reject conservatism. So we have to find a way to stop independent thought"
-- GQP politicians
@DrSarteschi
Under the Protocols of Umberto IX, Lord of Upper Uncton, I have released you from all present and future C&D's from anyone claiming to represent any "Kingdom of Canada", "We the People", or most ridiculously, "Wonder Woman".
No "military tribunal" may apply either.
I Saith.
@KeneAkers
I was always taught that you give women all the courtesies, until they swing -- then they've laid those courtesies down voluntarily and want to play on the same field.
Well, she got what she wanted. Equal rights -- and a few lefts, I'd imagine.
@waltermasterson
Conservatives have decried ST as "political" since a black woman was allowed to kiss a white man, openly, without there being chains involved.
@JohnFugelsang
Don't forget -- Next Tuesday is a glorious National Holiday, Southern Surrender Day.
The day we celebrate the unconditional capitulation of the failed rebellion, the repudiation and final destruction of States Rights, and the Supremacy of the Union.
@fellaraktar
@El_kirk0
"Czechoslovakia must give up half their country and agree not to be friends with France and Britain, in the name of peace."
- Vivek, 1938
@piper4missouri
You lose 100% of the fights you don't fight
Though the odds might seem great, the Republicans have to be called out on their toxic politics and challenged.
Third time now
@Support
, that you've "suspended" me under the pretense of "resembling a spammer", only to admit it was all a mistake after a several-day timeout.
Since I keep answering your emails, and you keep admitting I'm not a spammer, how about, oh I dunno...whitelisting?
@WUTangKids
I'm beginning to think Elmo is part of the Not Really A Billionaire Club, alongside Trump... considering the way Real Billionaire Mark Cuban keeps owning him.
@tonyposnanski
Two weeks later...
Headline: __LOCAL MAGA LEADER WHO DECRIED HILLARY CLINTON AS CHILD EATER IS CAUGHT DIDDLING KIDS BEHIND BLEACHERS AT LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, YELLS "FAYK NOOZ!!"__
@TheRickWilson
I was promised THE BIGGEST RECESSION YOU EVER SAW, and it still hasn't happened.
All that betting I did against America because Orange Messiah told me it was crashing and burning, and it refuses to die!!
DAMN YOU JOE BIDEN FOR NOT SUCKING!!!
@VaxxersAnti
"...and then Dr. Spazzquack, he showed me where the Vectron was defeating the Morgellons with the power of my Colloidal Silver tincture I rectally siphoned!!"
@RonFilipkowski
How deep does the perversion ring go, though??
NXIVM deep?? How disgusting are these faux-patriotic perverts with their sick circles of lewd lawlessness??
@TheAuditGuru1
Why would a white male American fascist need to be scared of foreigners?
It's not like you did anything to alienate or enrage or oppress or enslave them so that they'd want to even the score. No, you're perfect and holy and they're here on your side
So calm down, Sling-Blade.
@piper4missouri
Problem: Charlie can't get laid.
Solution: Women are the cause of all life issues.
And that, dear reader, is today's "Shallow Conservative Male Answers".
@piper4missouri
Piney Fresh was 19. Services will be held in his parents basement, next to his bed and his $2,400.00 World of Warcraft gaming rig.
Mom's meatloaf will be served.
Michigan evangelical pastor, Randy Saylor, who was arrested in May for the rape of a child under the age of 13, and released on 50k bond, has now been charged with additional child sex crimes.
Saylor is the 3rd church leader from Living Word to be charged with child sex crimes.