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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

2 years

Being a genuine nice person was never supposed to be a reward system

TheManMaker

@TheManMakerx

2 years

As a man Being nice will never get you anything.

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@Longassboy_

10 months

You purposely left out that he is autistic. Everyone saying a disability don’t mean nothing and he should do the time but when a white man shoots up a school, murders his family, or is a pedophile all of a sudden mental health matters

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Florida teen who beat a female teacher unconscious after his Nintendo Switch video game was confiscated at school pleaded guilty to the shocking crime Monday and faces up to 30 years behind bars.

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@Longassboy_

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Bitches in the quotes mad cause the evil woman didn’t get anything out of being evil 😂 this app man

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@Olamide0fficial

6 months

Kai Cenat gives the guy from Omah Lay’s concert $20k and a new gf on his IG live. His followers also went from 1k followers to 30k in minutes 😂🔥

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@Longassboy_

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@rnadxb

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@Longassboy_

10 months

They tried to tell me “hot girl” didn’t mean hoe

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@Splashystackss

10 months

Megan Thee Stallion reacts to everybody talking about how many men she’s dealt with in the industry

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@Longassboy_

2 months

Tell a nigga his white bitch look like Peyton manning and he gone start talking bout the socioeconomic system

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@285Slim

2 months

Niggas be mad as hell when you call the white women they like some mid

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Y’all twitter names be head mistress throatzilla nut whisperer and be surprised niggas wanna see what it’s hitting for?? LMFAOOOO

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@Longassboy_

7 months

@savonniee The sound of the cheeks flapping has me hurting 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Longassboy_

9 months

Lol y’all didn’t actually watch the interview

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@Hollywood_JT_

9 months

Simone biles settled. I understand but it’s heartbreaking. That nigga is not secure in himself cuz there’s nothing wrong with acting like your woman is all that and a bag of chips and that she’s greater than you. And he a damn lie saying he ain’t know who she was.

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@SlimHeroics “I been getting pussy since i was 11”

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@PickleMamaa

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@JordNRoseTaylor McDonalds vs Burger King

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@_feelmybeard Man I wanted aang to catch that body so bad 😭

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@_PhallonX0X0 No. He needs to be in a ward that handles mental disabilities not put in prison for 30 years just to come out as a detriment to society and be a repeat offender. This is a systematic issue

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@amarihanifahh She look like a lightbulb

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@TUMMYKlSSES So fuck what the creator of the term says huh?

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@Longassboy_

6 months

@BraveHeart007_ They really talking bout they want the girl to get paid and not embarrassed 😂AFTER WHAT SHE DID??

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@Longassboy_

1 year

@pickleslay Me in lunch that day:

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@Longassboy_

6 months

The “30+ year olds shouldn’t be here” thing is funny. This app was made in 2006 and you had to be 13 years or older to get on (not accounting the liars) so in 2024 the original tweeters should be at least 31 😂

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

10 months

And y’all that keep coming under here talking about making him not taking accountability or something something defending his violent act please gtfo. If you don’t feel like reading I’ve stated multiple times he needs to be handled accordingly

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@_PhallonX0X0 I have an autistic family member and have been in a few similar situations so i guess my opinion is a little skewed. I get the emotional side but the people in charge of making decisions shouldn’t do it off of emotions. Prison is never a better alternative than a ward

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@Longassboy_

10 months

Cause some of the people under my tweet seem to lack the intelligence of an autistic person so they just resort to “durrr hE Big aNd vIoLenT duurr hE diE oR jAiL”

jorvenchyyy

@jdstance

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@Longassboy_ Yall all weird for being mad at the fact that he’s comparing how it wouldve been if he was white cuz its true lmao these white people dgaf about yall and he never said the boy wasnt wrong i have a sister who has autism and theyre not good with their emotions at all…

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@JadeDaGem This entire discourse summed up by spongebob

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@Longassboy_

3 years

Bruh you will not die if you spend money on her on the first date 😂

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@YellowGoddess00 Idk maybe its you

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Why is there a line???

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@JVIIY_ Im trying to find the correlation between my point and yours…

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@Longassboy_

3 years

They see a big word on a bottle and immediately think STD 😭

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@285Slim

3 years

I knew it was cooked fr when people admitted to going through people's medicine cabinets when they came to visit and use the bathroom.

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@Longassboy_

3 years

@QuanStfu Him rn

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@HeSoDamnCrazy @SlimHeroics Context clues

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Tell T.I. I’m the bent hat king

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@Longassboy_

1 year

@cdotvisuals And Not just that, there were other grown men present! The situation should not have gotten there

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

10 months

@JVIIY_ Ohhh you’re autistic too 😟 im sorry So basically my point is they should be sent somewhere other than prison that specifically works on their specific problem. I know some autistic kids aren’t too fond of reading & comprehension so im here to help you 💙

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@Longassboy_

2 years

R&B Album cover

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@Longassboy_

3 years

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@Longassboy_

2 years

The women in my quotes proving my point by acting egregiously horny cause of my name 😂

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@stormdollasign Sorry for those guys. That’s false advertising

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@xsidnerella I know exactly how you feel 💙 All i can say is pour into them as much as you can and hope for the best

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@Longassboy_

6 months

Niggas talkin bout they rather get killed than have their girl save them 😭😭 wat

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@roadrunna_trae

6 months

His girlfriend came and saved him😳😳😳

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

3 years

“Your plate in the microwave” 😩😩😩😩😩😩

OLONI BABY 💋

@Oloni

3 years

What do you enjoy hearing your sexual partner say to you in the bedroom?Let's help give some tips!

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@SomaKazima

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@Longassboy_

2 years

You posted a picture of him in a completely different atmosphere trying to correlate two different things. Being gay doesn’t disqualify you from being a good teacher or male role model asshat

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@Longassboy_

3 years

This why fathers are important

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@Longassboy_

10 months

You gone assault a woman just cause you girl pointed and said fetch

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@StrawHat_KP

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Y’all niggas be friendly with bitches that yall gf don’t like I’ll spit on a bitch for trying to be in my face knowing my girl don’t fw her

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@amarihanifahh Shame started at the doctor 😂

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@Longassboy_

3 years

Not letting students graduate or get a transcript over $40 should be illegal

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@Longassboy_

3 months

Imagine you bring yo woman to the barbershop and the nigga cutting yo hair tell you watch yo lady cause he might fuck her lmfaoooo

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@Longassboy_

1 year

@Puff_Iya @GhettoBasquiat He wanted to have a not true battle😭

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@037ERA

KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

10 months

@_PhallonX0X0 No. He needs to be in a ward that handles mental disabilities not put in prison for 30 years just to come out as a detriment to society and be a repeat offender. This is a systematic issue

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@Longassboy_

1 year

That time during the pandemic when everyone outside of Jamaica misused “bumbaclat” for months

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@MoreAndAgain

1 year

We should keep a running list of the times non-blacks tried to tell us OUR idioms were about them without even understanding WTF we're saying

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@Longassboy_

3 years

@compact_m1ni

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@Longassboy_

2 months

@Ms_Ojo Expectations aren’t demands tho. They have two separate connotations

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

8 months

not to beat my own dick with two hands from behind lathered in oil while calling myself a good boy until I nut all over myself but i can out read a lot of you mfks

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@Longassboy_

2 years

“When u gone put sum heat to dat bitch” LMFAOOOO

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@Longassboy_

1 year

Majority of men were sexually assaulted or got taken advantage of at a young age

Rægenhere

@realRaegenhere

1 year

What’s your stance on MEN that would get you in this position?

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@Longassboy_

2 years

They believe race issues are just African American issues so when any black person from anywhere talk about a problem they say “Americans” when they mean ni**ers

bwa 🇲🇽

@thereturnofBWA

2 years

my mutuals who caught onto how non-black people use ‘Americans’ as a replacement for black people early 😭 because why am i getting called American every time I mention black issues

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@Longassboy_

8 months

Told yall being gay and being a faqqot is different

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@Longassboy_

1 year

@harmdollasign Yall can have a seat

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@Longassboy_

3 years

How r u a black woman woke to racial issues but you actively dating white men?

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@Longassboy_

2 years

We gone fuck but im still leaving

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@Longassboy_

1 year

Slow sloppy tip action with occasional throat >>>>>>> that loud hammer head shit yall think feels good

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Niggas be in spaces talkin bout women more than they talk to the women

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Lol yall realize the reason dangerous men like suburban hoes is because they’re extremely dumb when it comes to crime stuff right? Yo Fingerprints on the gun

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@Longassboy_

3 years

@SlimHeroics Be in the bathroom for 10 minutes tryna pronounce acetaminophen

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@HorizonsBae

KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

10 months

@_PhallonX0X0 I have an autistic family member and have been in a few similar situations so i guess my opinion is a little skewed. I get the emotional side but the people in charge of making decisions shouldn’t do it off of emotions. Prison is never a better alternative than a ward

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@Longassboy_

10 months

A nigga called me lame cause i show care & concern to people i mess with 😂😂😂😂😂 what???

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@Longassboy_

6 months

@key_chaotic So she goes from a 10 to a 10? 😭😭😭 jokes on her i guess

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@Longassboy_

3 years

Cause y’all be thinking it’s a “hood nigga” when it’s just a evil nigga 😂

Baby Daddiable

@Leighlobee

3 years

Why do men get upset because they feel women are attracted to “hood” men or men that are perceived as mean (whatever that means). Like why does it matter if they do? Seriously, I don’t understand.

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@Longassboy_

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Your family:

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@Longassboy_

1 year

My dick hole pink & my booty hole brown

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@Longassboy_

2 years

White kids are the problem

Muted. Argue with yourself.

@___inCANdescent

2 years

17/18 year old boys keep going on shooting sprees. That’s a fucking epidemic that needs to be addressed.

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@Longassboy_

3 years

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@solodeauxleaux

3 years

Men who use dating apps, show me some of the worst messages you received (and don’t crop out what you said first)

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@Longassboy_

1 year

Hey

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@Longassboy_

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The damage Sha’Carri has done to the islands is generational cause you cant even clap for our other athletes without thinking about her

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

1 year

@myfaultOG23 People were assuming they’re the same person, rabbit was like ew no, chucky took it personally

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@bigguccilexa @doseofshai Proof?

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

10 months

@alexandraallure @beauteifulboss @TUMMYKlSSES Megan did not create the term so thats why most of her fans be confused. “Hot boy/girl” is a term originating from New Orleans that means a hoe. Listen to I need a hot girl by hot boyz & Hot boyz by missy elliott

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@Longassboy_

1 year

People think intelligence is based on whether they agree with you or not

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@Longassboy_

1 year

The white people tryna get rid of all the stuff we had to make for ourselves because of racism

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@Blackmillions_

1 year

A new bill passed by Florida House could ban all Black Fraternities and Sororities on public college campuses due to their association with diversity, inclusion and critical race theory.

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@Longassboy_

2 years

He was getting embarrassed by a fat nigga with cornrows 🤣🤣

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@realtoriduncan @LilWhoady_ You buy a house, looks perfectly fine, everything works, no problems whatsoever. The seller forgets to mention it was built on a burial ground, you not gone be upset?

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KEWCHIE • MANE

@Longassboy_

1 year

Call me cis anything and ima start unloading 19th century slurs left & right

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Niggas that try to flirt with the cashier when im next <<<<<

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@Longassboy_

9 months

A Lesbian will look you dead in your eyes and tell you they fuck better than you

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@Longassboy_

7 months

Now do the rest of the states

Leading Report

@LeadingReport

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BREAKING: Idaho House passes bill to give ped*philes the death penalty.

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@SheerOpulence2 I swear women stereotype themselves lmfao

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@Longassboy_

10 months

I just don’t see how some people don’t like eating pussy 😭 its so fun

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@Longassboy_

1 year

Beating your partner when they’re wrong = domestic violence Beating your child when they’re wrong = good parenting technique

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@Longassboy_

1 year

The vampires in blade 2 doing a line of blood (powda)

Brandon Katz

@Great_Katzby

3 years

Name a small moment/detail in a superhero movie that you absolutely love. I'll start:

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@Longassboy_

2 years

Having shit to lose is the reason you should never panic

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@no9fine

2 years

I’m sorry. I got shit to lose. I’ll always panic when some shit happens, that’s just me 🤷🏽‍♀️ People that never been in the situation always got something to say about the situation.

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@dvngerousliy They doing mental gymnastics 😂

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@Longassboy_

2 years

When she choke you & tell you who’s dick it is>>>>>>

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@Longassboy_

1 year

Why is it so fucking hard to have clear cut communication with ADULTS???

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@Longassboy_

10 months

Ok shrek & fiona

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@Longassboy_

2 years

@laaythagoddess U need a foot rub? Head? Life insurance? Lmk

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@Longassboy_

2 years

She gotta be thick asf 😂😂

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@Longassboy_

10 months

@Ashantibmonroe The lady that coined the term had a specific thing in mind when she coined it so i guess you’re wrong 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Longassboy_

4 months

There a proud family episode about this exact situation and the show portrays the parents as in the right

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@Jeesa_Jay

4 months

Arrest her parents too. The hell you mean you kicked your 14-year old out of the house in the middle of the night?

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