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@Randy_1220
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2 years
this freddie gibbs second time in 6 months getting his ass beat while out to dinner. he gotta download uber eats at this point
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
I asked my home boy to slide & smoke with me & this nigga told me he’s building gingerbread houses with his girl so he cant. Love is a beautiful thing lol.
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@Randy_1220
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2 years
them niggas pulled off like this im crying
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Y’all green as hell lol
If only the inmates could see... #FridayMotivation 🌈
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Nipsey left behind an incredible discography. The ultimate motivation music.
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
Ben Wegmann homes live rent free in my mind
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@Randy_1220
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1 month
women make the world go round
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Girls always flakey on plans until you drop some 5 star dick on them. Now she want your work schedule 3 weeks in advance.
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
Ain't God good
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
loooool
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@TMZ
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4 years
Kanye West Says God Told Him To Grab The Mic From Taylor Swift At 2009 VMAs (via @Fox411 )
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
You know love is some powerful shit when someone hurts you & your first reaction is to try and understand them.
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@Randy_1220
randy
3 years
Love
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matchamami
3 years
why do moms treat you like you 12 when you almost 25?
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
When you out with ya girl drinking & you hear her say “bitches don’t know how to say excuse me anymore” its time to go HOME
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Translation = shes not done with her hoe phase just yet
@YallLuvCris
Idris Elbow 💪🏾
5 years
Does this make sense to y’all?
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
A suspended license don’t mean a damn thing to a Florida nigga lmao
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@Randy_1220
randy
6 years
This nigga gotta put a down payment on netflix with a credit score like this lmfaooo
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
We don’t even know who this nigga is
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Never woulda thought introducing them over a 3 way phone call in 9th grade would lead to this, i shall crown myself wingman of the decade
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
If she bad she’s going to attract attention, that’s just life. If she’s choosing you everyday whats there to trip about ?
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Fucking with busy women is the best because every minute of the time she does give you is genuine & wanted
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
This will have me throwing rocks at ya window when you dont text back, choose carefully
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Niggas point they gun at iphone cameras and expect you to fear them LMAOOOO
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Palm beach county stand up
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
Ya mcm passed up on the woman of his dreams so he can "live a little"
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
There’s mf’s who put anchovies on pizza and y’all be worried about the pineapple eating community
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
I'm tired of seeing people disrespect pineapple pizza on my timeline. Who raised you heathens ?
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
Im so considerate dawg, this nigga came to my job with his girl and went to buy her coffee & his card declined & i ain't even tell him
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
Wheres the sweet tea & the hawaiian rolls ?
@BigBabyScumbag
black joe dirt
4 years
y’all don’t understand how undefeated this combo is
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
If you dating a Latina shorty you better get use to daily chisme sessions
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Imagine going out on black friday when you could just buy the same shit from the comfort of your home on cyber monday
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
You know what it's like to spend ya last dollar on someone, not even tell them & have them shit on you ?
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Friendly reminder that you can educate people on things without belittling them
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@Randy_1220
randy
6 years
I got high as shit and left my dog outside on mistake for 3 hours LMFAO he wont even look at me rn
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
Political yes, human rights no
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
Lease signed ✅ Security deposit paid ✅ Cheers to new beginnings
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
This shit remind me of when you frying something the grease start popping you
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
Ozark season 3 tonight...you know what the fuck goin on.
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Gucci Mane turned his life around and y’all called him a clone that’s really wild lol
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Caw caw
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
Why do women have such horrible trigger discipline
@Mz_Un4gettable
Kendra Thee Greatest
5 years
I got the cure for sex trafficking 😏
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
I knew i was an introvert when canceled plans would feel like more of a relief than disappointment to me lol
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
You in the mood, but your girl not....guess who not having sex. Your girl in the mood but you aren't...guess who having sex smfh
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Shout out to the Pink Alien at Rolling Loud, life saver
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Life didn’t prepare me for how many people recreationally do cocaine when you grow up lol
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Taking her on a date to do something she’s never done before >
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Imagine sticking up for a party that doesn't even stick up for you as a woman LOLLLLL
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Eating pussy is one of lifes greatest pleasures
@JazzysSpeaking
nugget
7 years
This guy just talked about how he genuinely loves eating a girl out and tbh if a guy isn't as passionate about it as he was, I don't want em
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@Randy_1220
randy
2 years
control your emotions or it might cost you your life. simple concept.
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@Randy_1220
randy
9 years
Fuck all the people that say love is overrated. Being in love with someone & it being mutual is a high like no other drug could ever match
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
Love hispanic parties, everybody so friendly, the cheek kisses be lit, the food be lit, its just an all around good time
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
My future wife probably out here sharing memes with another nigga im sick
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
If she aint change her hair color or hairstyle after you, you aint mean shit to her lmaoo
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
My dawg got his girls name tatted on his 2K my player & y’all talkin bout romance is dead smh
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Damn, i really just bought a car. My hard work & sacrifices finally paid off, this feeling is a high
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Girls are such pervs when they really like you
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Being a hopeless romantic is trash & i want a refund
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Being an overly observant person is a double edged sword
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@Randy_1220
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8 years
I don't think it's possible for women to love you & not be annoying, im convinced that's how they show love
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
Niggas will be 3 hours into some twitter beef just to be like “i aint finna do this internet shit bro” lmaooo
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Yes men brag to their friends about their girl, yes we get butterflies, yes we have feelings lol
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Someone recently told me the best way to deal with death is to live life as passionately as they once did & that helps so much
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Yo ride home is an option as well
@sighbrattt
zaireᥫ᭡
7 years
Eating pussy is apart of sex, sucking dick is a option. 🤣
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@Randy_1220
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8 years
Well now that you posted it to Twitter, we all yo man
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@Randy_1220
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8 years
Ive accepted that i will always be the person who cares for people more than they do me & puts in the most effort
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
How you tell a girl you wanna eat her pussy till she cries in a nice way, asking for a friend
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Imagine your shorty sharing tweets & memes with another nigga...im literally shaking rn
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
Much love to all the women taking the courage to open up about sexual assault, your bravery doesn’t go unnoticed.
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@Randy_1220
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8 years
Wanting to talk to someone but feeling like a bother <<<
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Who in their right mind is gonna stand by and watch their dream girl be with another nigga in the name of being a good friend lmfao
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Shameless season 8 starts in 2 days, you already know wtf goin on
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@Randy_1220
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6 years
*Laughs in X & Y chromosome*
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
Women definitely handle pain better than men lol, i got my heart broke one time & wanted to be a hoe for the rest of my life 😂
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
I bet money you can't shower with that chain on
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@Randy_1220
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3 years
Not liking sushi is bad vibes
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@Randy_1220
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8 years
It's wild how people who barely know you will check to see if you're alright faster than people who suppose to be down for you lmao
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
When you naturally have a healing aura you attract a lot of damaged souls and it’s exhausting
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
You gotta take her phone when she's not paying attention and write her a love letter in her notes and let her find it on her own one day
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
Our clown asses really thought 2020 was about to be it LMFAOOO 🤡🤡🤡
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@Randy_1220
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2 years
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@BrickLoyal
Brittany 🧱
2 years
I’m not arguing with no nigga that use to call me ‘daddy’ during sex
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
This that take a pretty girl to a nature trail with a backwood weather
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@Randy_1220
randy
6 years
If both of your parents are still together & in love, take a second to appreciate how lucky you are
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@Randy_1220
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6 years
These celebrity suicides be hitting y’all so hard but do you ever make sure your actual friends & loved ones are okay ?
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@Randy_1220
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9 years
Get yourself a woman with more ambitions and goals than you and watch her change your life for the better
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@Randy_1220
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6 years
It makes me so angry when you ask a girl if she remembers something and she says “wrong bitch” 😭😭
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@Randy_1220
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7 years
When kodak said “im tryna keep everybody happy but i just end up hurt” i really felt that
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Prison
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
We laughed & we cried but we did it together as a family. Long live my brother, rest easy.
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@Randy_1220
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5 years
Im still tryna figure out who put the weed on ice lmao
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
I can’t even hit my wax pen in public anymore cause if i cough niggas gon try to 23-19 me
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
I’d smack the shit out of you if you ever said something like this around me
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Raulito
7 years
I've never met a girl who's claimed sexual assault with a respectable body count.
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@Randy_1220
randy
6 years
If you ask me what nail color and pick something different just tell that nigga he can have u
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@Randy_1220
randy
7 years
Someone just told me 250$ for an O and i've never wanted to call the police more in my life
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@Randy_1220
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3 years
Quit my job of 3 year and 10 months because it wasn’t making me happy anymore and it feels so great 🥳
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@Randy_1220
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4 years
If you like men just say that
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@Randy_1220
randy
10 years
Colombians are the only spanish people that feel the need to put "colombian" in their bio lol
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@Randy_1220
randy
5 years
If you knew santi you knew that man was a certified jokester, my nigga was always smiling, always joking, always messing around lol. That nigga gave me some great laughs man i’ll never forget
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@Randy_1220
randy
4 years
I’ve been wearing a mask the last 3 and a half months everyday for 8 hours a day, if you can’t wear it in public while you shop/etc eat a dick and stay home lol.
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@Randy_1220
randy
8 years
Idk man have you realllllly had sex then
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