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Bill_Coolman

@LongTaint

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Pureblood from FL 🇺🇸♂️🏄🏻‍♂️🏌️ I have a lot to learn #DeSantis2024

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@LongTaint
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1 month
@MaxNordau @PKLibertarian @RonColeman No, they didn't And even if they did, why would it collapse in its own footprint? And even if they did, and it did, why are companies still going to all the trouble and cost of traditional building demolition when they could just light a few fires on the top floor?
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@LongTaint
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18 days
@ULTRA_MAJESTY Anyone who stomps on the face of someone already laying on the concrete deserves the death penalty
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3 years
@Just1nMKE @Timcast Moderna revenue in 2019: $60 million Moderna revenue this year: $20 BILLION "free" Wake the fuck up dude
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2 months
@OfficialOSTP @kirawontmiss She's a world-class athlete You're an overweight online prostitute
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1 month
@iamyesyouareno Where are the Irish MEN Try this shit in Florida
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1 month
@M7_Reaper @stickputty @HemlockWhiskey @Sn35190318 @ConnorJonesUTK @ScalieEnjoyer7 @qctdm2jd6g @ThePatriotWolf @MaxNordau @PKLibertarian @RonColeman Textbooks are written by men based on evidence, and the information in them is open to scrutiny and constantly updated to reflect new information The Bible was written by men based on "God told me so" and the books contained therein were picked and chosen by men
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2 months
@GuntherEagleman @CollinRugg @KanekoaTheGreat I'm sure you actually prayed for his family, and this isn't just an opportunistic "Don't forget about Gunther" post
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2 months
@storyexperiment @GuntherEagleman @CollinRugg @KanekoaTheGreat Nothing, other than my disdain for attention seeking performative piety Why do you ask?
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3 months
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9 months
@ClayTravis It's not "my guy or no one else" It's "don't lock me down, lie about your campaign promises, spend $8T of my great-grandkids money, Warp Speed a poison shot into my veins, and leave your supporters languishing in jail instead of pardoning them, and expect my vote" No emotion
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9 months
@FootbaIIism Just make sure you watch it on Mute
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3 months
@HatersLoose @KosherCockney There's 1,400 years of context
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9 months
@JoshPower80 I hate everyone who supported Trump over DeSantis "Let's try the cheating con man fat NY liberal loser who loves Caitlyn Jenner again, rather than the honorable family man veteran athlete constitutional scholar who put himself through Yale and Harvard and turned Florida red."
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@LongTaint
Bill_Coolman
3 years
@MsfreudMzfreud @Chicago1Ray Masks don't work. COVID mRNA vaccines aren't worth the risk. COVID is no worse than the cold or flu. There are only two genders. I'm prepared to debate.
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1 month
@JulianW37979753 @MaxNordau @PKLibertarian @RonColeman Damage, yes Complete collapse at freefall speed in a manner only ever seen in controlled demolitions, no
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@evans_kasey @krasnovskyi @libsoftiktok 🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm sure it thinks this is so clever and poignant In Orphism, a Greek mystical religious movement, it was believed that the newly dead who drank from the River Lethe would lose all memory of their past existence.
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@LongTaint
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5 months
@SolarHeavy I clicked the link and listened with an open mind That song is terrible. It sounds like an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks during a nightmare
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2 months
@Susan_USA_Love @franklinburrus @FearedBuck Then why aren't they called equalists?
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4 months
@lporiginalg This sounds like it was written by a school shooter
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@LongTaint
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3 years
@peruvianpuff22 @h3h3productions And you would be the first to call them if someone threatened your bitch ass
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3 years
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7 months
@ChayaRaichik10 Great pick, you fraud
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@LongTaint
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2 years
@CDCgov Use this comment as an "I don't trust the CDC" button
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9 months
@lporiginalg And her vote counts as much as a human's 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Bill_Coolman
11 months
@Cgrface @JackPosobiec DeSantis accepted Trump's endorsement in 2018. Trump accepted DeSantis' endorsement in 2020 Trump began calling DeSantis "Desanctimonious" during his 2022 gubernatorial race and backed his Democrat opponent Which one can't be trusted? Try to cite one lie DeSantis has told
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2 months
@SinCityStace @9mm_smg Back in probably 2017, at some tiny little outdoor bar in St Augustine, the live music was just one dude playing guitar and cranking out country ballads I told him he looked and sounded just like Merle Haggard, and he said he was Merle's illegitimate son he wouldn't claim
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2 years
@thescottbravo @KeithNaracott @fyllo87 @nypost Nothing other than proof Joe Biden knew his son's business dealings and associates intimately, which he's dishonestly denied
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@TheeClaymorechk @YctUnt @kelly_neidert Are you saying she deserved to be chased and harassed and threatened, because she said words people didn't like?
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1 year
@paixlii @julesdoyle @doctorxeth @DannyDNapoli @InsaneRealitys Their first warning was decades of living in a society
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3 years
@cityprincess9 @catturd2 That's the stupidest thing anyone's said today
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1 year
@trepanoah @GeorgeG7142 @GovRonDeSantis What does being black have to do with anything? She should be immune from consequences? The Governor, who was also elected by the people he serves, has the right to suspend elected officials who neglect their duty. She should've done her job.
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@ArtMonette @JackPosobiec @joekent16jan19 Using TFG to refer to the greatest president ever is so immature and pathetic.
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4 months
@RGCinVA @CBHeresy The word you're looking for is "normal person" Cishet is a made-up bullshit term
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1 month
@MaxNordau @PKLibertarian @RonColeman It wasn't made of Lincoln Logs, bozo It was a Class 1 steel and concrete structure, held together with miles of rebar, yet it disintegrated at freefall speed with no resistance You're credulous when it serves your purpose
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1 year
@iamkeyzeeto @insultsrare Looks like if Jim from The Office had a brother named Sloth that they kept in the basement
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@DeniseDslca @BarnettforAZ @mitchellreports @RepRubenGallego Knowing that makes his comparison to the walking tour on January 6th even more reprehensible.
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Bill_Coolman
9 months
@EvanPower @RonDeSantis @marcorubio @ScottforFlorida @realDonaldTrump I'm only remaining a Republican long enough to write DeSantis in on the primary, then I'm out
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10 months
@githii @BillboardChris What a fucked up world we're living in, where a deluded person can abuse their child against the other parent's wishes, and the law protects the abuser Our children, and Aidan, will look back at this period of time in disgust, and ask why children weren't protected from evil
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@RsTshackleford @ArizonaAudit Because your favorite news channels are choosing to ignore something, that makes it not newsworthy?
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8 months
@MinnOrchia @unasimplemadre @jk_rowling "Whatever you say, ma'am. Time for your prostate exam "
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1 year
@SonofHas "But he's got a 78 point lead in the polls we used to mock and mistrust so why would he debate when Desanctimonious the backstabber has no chance it's 7-dimensional chess bro trust me he's gonna drain the swamp this time I promise"
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2 months
@Susan_USA_Love @franklinburrus @FearedBuck No, because women, even stinking bitter feminists, don't open and hold doors for men
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@twittleedum80 @martyrmade Did you not just read the timeline above? Those names, along with Pelosi and Romney (who also have children in the pocket of Ukrainian oil and gas companies), are CURRENT politicians who've been embroiled since before Trump was ever a politician. Your TDS is unreal.
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1 year
@kadey180 @lporiginalg Why? Men have already done this.
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9 months
@imjdsharp @mattgaetz Trump is King RINO Some of us have principles
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3 years
@Meidas_JulieSP @jimsciutto Teens were so respectful and hard working before people started chanting let's go Brandon
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3 years
@NoFearNoControl @Suzy_NotSuzy I feel the same way, but I only get so many days to snowboard per year. I can't spend five of them driving To solve the problem, I bought a fake mask that you can actually breathe through. It's mesh and it is way better than breathing in your own coughs and spit F @kema $kùsá.c
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2 months
@KevinCastley @stone_toss They're obviously horrible at it, considering the population in Palestine
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8 months
@NickZata @Unfilteredboss1 You think more voters are loyal to one man than to conservative principles and effective leadership? MAGA is the enemy, because you shot down a better man who could have turned this country around, to support a liberal liar who fooled us already
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1 year
@SyphonFilthy @Drebae_ What law is that?
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3 years
@FaeJohnstone You don't menstruate, man
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2 years
@RobSchneider All those 10-year-old children pretending to point guns at the camera are going to grow up and become nuclear physicists
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3 years
@showjohnlove @JackPosobiec Whoa, out of context quotes and a Will Ferrell gif! You really got him!
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2 years
@MrAndersonnnn1 @__ISB None of those things are true. Plus, women aren't a species. Nice try, but she ain't fucking you.
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3 years
@catturd2 @StephenKing Here in FL, I still don't know anyone who's been seriously affected by it. None of my people wear masks or socially distance or believe in Pandemic, and we've never been healthier.
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7 months
@hirshdeborah1 @iheartmindy @CDMBlake You had dinner with buzz Aldrin? Well that settles that debate! You've proven your point expertly!
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3 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr @prageru If they care about our health, next should be a 5mph nationwide speed limit. We have to completely get rid of any risk to our lives.
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1 year
@UseCmnSensePlz @thinkingwest @lporiginalg I'm surprised they don't slip on purpose and sue for damages
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3 years
@jdruva41 @lsferguson Did you have this same "serious question" about the coverage of Charlottesville?
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3 years
@CultusMusicorum @KimSusanTroike @realchrisrufo Your bio is enough to let me know you will die alone and miserable
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3 years
@HopeAldridge @merry123459 Because your bitch ass can stay home if you're scared of catching a cold
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1 year
@aletrades80 @SaycheeseDGTL @ClayTravis Did this make sense to you when you clicked reply?
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1 month
@LuckyMinamimoto @JediHippo @frogNscorpion Jews aren't from Africa, you brainless bitch
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2 years
@MacTrueCrime @CEJacksonLaw I bet it runs a better presidential hampaign than he did
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1 year
@AndreaS0429 @Heywood83487886 @VivekGRamaswamy At this point, the coaching could just be: "If you follow the arrows on the floor, read the words on the screen, then follow the arrows again, you can have ice cream. If you do it without tripping or sniffing a kid, you get hot fudge too!"
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4 months
@DigAdvice @Morbidful AI means we can never trust what we see again
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3 years
@ZimmerJohn @EricTrump By disputing the now-verified facts, and engaging in a combative interview with the president, she seems more professional to you?
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1 year
@Dannyboy7293 @Judianna His track record as POTUS: BLM Summer of Love Fauci fucked the country Warp Speed death shots ≈ 45 miles of Wall that Mexico didn't pay for Beautiful Hillary, not "locked up" $8T MAGA debt Lost to Joe "Bernie Lomax" Biden So much winning!!!!
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2 years
@nypost Then he shit himself
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3 years
@JasonJenkdog @lporiginalg Well it's not like she can hide it
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6 months
@AidanTheJester Why would anyone want to willingly hire a mentally ill person
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2 years
@keystoneBucky @LeahSSchaefer @lufats @JoyceWhiteVance No one is taking away anyone's right to reproduce. They're simply saying the federal government doesn't have a stance on abortion and it's up to the states.
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3 years
@MichaelSharrow2 I need sawdust and a hanging water bottle 🐹
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1 year
@mjgranger1 @1J0YI @RayaOfDragons But they're okay for airports and courthouses and football games
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3 years
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2 months
@Xquizzyt1 @Suburbannnn @MeghansMole @serenawilliams What's amazing about that? White people can't have opinions? She lives a life of luxury and privilege we could only dream about, because she's good at a game she played as a kid Her entitled behavior is repulsive, but not because she's a colored woman
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3 years
@kaykoren @Julian_Truth_ @HistorySideof @foofighters It is, because you can't explain why you support Ukraine
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3 years
@castanton @maricopacounty @FannKfann So, following your logic, I can tell the IRS to fuck off if I don't want them auditing me?
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4 months
@VSC3960 @Pickledfins My business failed because of Trump's bullshit lockdowns, but please tell me I only imagined that
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Bill_Coolman
2 years
@cravatts @45Jbama @1776DEFEATS1984 I miss the real President The one who gave a shit about America and was wealthy before he went into public service, not after
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1 month
@cincyjk @hartgoat You could've said "I have some nice watches. I wear them for my own enjoyment." But you listed them because you're an asshole and a showoff.
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2 years
@mr_meldelo @dcaa45 @JackPosobiec Repair? Did you go to school with a truck?
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3 years
@KWintie @MattWalshBlog If I had artistic ability and someone asked me to draw a lonely and depressed cat lady who needs to get laid, I would come up with something like your profile picture. You really need to find a man to make sandwiches for. It would make you much happier than feigning wit.
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1 month
@lanerichard75 @RetroCoast "for life" What a pathetic cuckold thing to say
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10 days
@floridanow1 @NoContextHumans That's not a simple cheeseburger
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
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3 years
@han_naaahhhhh @POTUS Disgusting. What a sorry excuse for a parent.
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@EShen42 @catturd2 @GovRonDeSantis Yeah, prohibiting government overreach is such an overreach of government You have the brains of a waterbed
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Bill_Coolman
2 years
@NYgrrl303 @RealYpsiMatt @tylerbowyer I love when people use the number 640 million. I guarantee you can't cite where you saw he made this amount
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@ShadoWilliam13 @TrumpTr32537922 @mauiguy71 @FarmerForFLSen Well, being heterosexual is the default...being homosexual means your identity and lifestyle and presentation are all based around who you like to touch with your genitals. It's absolutely inherently sexual.
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3 years
@JGinWV @catturd2 Fixed that for ya
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3 years
@MeetResist @POTUS Yeah, the right to send out unverifiable ballots and dump suspicious boxes full of them at all hours of the night needs to be protected!!
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Bill_Coolman
1 month
@M7_Reaper @stickputty @HemlockWhiskey @Sn35190318 @ConnorJonesUTK @ScalieEnjoyer7 @qctdm2jd6g @ThePatriotWolf @MaxNordau @PKLibertarian @RonColeman Textbooks are updated when new facts or technological advances come to light. If not, we'd still be using leeches for every ailment That's preferable to "some shepherd on mushrooms wrote this down 1,500 years ago, and the penalty for questioning it is eternal torture"
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Bill_Coolman
9 months
@flvckojamie Just make sure you don't use a milk man computer connected to milk man Internet
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Bill_Coolman
3 years
@loukreuzer @chicagosmayor FIIIVVVVE Stolen Riiiings
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3 years
@NoDarkAge @jimsciutto 🤣🤣 Wait, you're serious... 😩
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