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Mister Buttcheeks

@LongButtcheeks

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Part time father, full time Little Caesar’s manager.

Joined May 2021
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@LongButtcheeks
Mister Buttcheeks
2 years
I will brutally kill myself if you don’t bring the Batman Calzony back @littlecaesars . You have one week.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Please don’t make me get a job!!!
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
All geared up to play Fortnite!
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@LongButtcheeks
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20 days
I can’t afford to live like this anymore.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
When that feet smell leaks through the holes in their crocs.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
Kids are gone for the weekend. Time to unwind and chill!
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@LongButtcheeks
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1 month
Been kawaii maxxing for 3 years and counting!! ☺️
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2 months
God has shown me my path.
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2 months
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
If someone you know disrespects Little Caesars, send ‘em to me…
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Celebrating 5 billion followers without my kids today… God I feel so empty.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
He was brought into a world that’s unjust and full of pain and suffering. I must train him to have a heart of love that will overtake the hate.
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@LongButtcheeks
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Post a real one
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Why… Hello beautiful.
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4 months
Can we not talk about this right now?
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TW \\ racism, xenophobia, obesity • • • My experience with @LongButtcheeks
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@LongButtcheeks
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Learning guitar so I have something new to hit my dog with.
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@LongButtcheeks
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5 months
Fart again. I can take it.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
@willsgardevoir You’ll see.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Be on the lookout for this fraud.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Gonna blast this piece of shit into oblivion.
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@LongButtcheeks
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1 month
Big sponsorships in the works!!
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
I am being taken to federal prison. Farewell.
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@LongButtcheeks
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@LongButtcheeks
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18 days
Feeling confident, ready to seize the day!
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
Waiter! Waiter! One double chunk chocolate blumpkin swirl with extra felch, please!
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@LongButtcheeks
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My loyal steed.
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I fucking hate being a landlord.
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@LongButtcheeks
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6 months
I love my job.
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Feast, my wicked beasts.
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@LongButtcheeks
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27 days
Pic tuah! Snap on that thang!
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
My estranged son.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Do I have W aura?
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*gulp* I think I fucked up the abortion.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Nicecels: Billions must love!
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I got the job.
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@LongButtcheeks
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19 days
My adoptive thing.❤️
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3 months
Working on something big…
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@creepydotorg
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10. Tanya Herbert, the woman with the largest feet in the world.
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@LongButtcheeks
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I got fired!!!!
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1 month
I got the job.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
Dude.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
This is a day not even foot porn could fix.
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@LongButtcheeks
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Been hitting the a lot weights recently!
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Fan took this picture of me sleeping in my bed. Guess the cat’s out of the bag! Yerp! I’m homeless.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
Is it possible to be fat and still have aura? Short answer: Yes!!!
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
The prostitute just shit on me!
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4 months
My sweet baby boy, Edwin.
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2 months
WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump responded to his assassination attempt with bravery and pride. This is the strongest man in America.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
My Roblox account got deleted, I don’t wanna go on any longer.
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@LongButtcheeks
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My last meal before I go into my garage and hang myself with a belt.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
Be kind in spite of all the cruelty.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
I must be the pussy restaurant the way I’m serving so much cunt.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
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@LongButtcheeks
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6 months
My most prized possession. God I can’t do this anymore.
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2 months
I don’t like what the future holds for me…
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
To my penis: *tap tap* Is this thing on?
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Mike and the beast.
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@redditfartporn
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whos the current G.O.A.T. of twitter ?
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
I was once a homunculus too, you’re not alone.
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@LongButtcheeks
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Mordecai: Rigby!! Did you eat ALL the cookies?! Rigby:
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2 months
Holy fucking fuck…
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@LongButtcheeks
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10 months
I’m very charming.
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Do you think he’s ever known love? Or has he always been met with disgust and bewilderment?
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@LongButtcheeks
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6 months
I’d rather be a pretty man than a handsome man.
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@LongButtcheeks
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I AM a real eater.
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@LongButtcheeks
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5 months
Filthy western tourist… Don’t you ever deny my heritage again, or you’ll be sorry.
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@LongButtcheeks
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2 months
This is just plain unacceptable. @GeekSquad please do something about this.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
Now this is deep.
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@LongButtcheeks
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9 months
Crazy Dog you have to stop, you smoke too hard, your swag too different, your bitch too bad, they’ll kill you. Crazy Dog:
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2 months
My chud son has finally made me proud.
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
*after sex* S-so did you cum? I did…
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@LongButtcheeks
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6 months
“God I hate fat bitches.”
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@LongButtcheeks
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3 months
The last look my dog gives me as he eats the rat poison that I put outside.
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@wingstop
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You like that pretty boy?
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@LongButtcheeks
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Guess who lost a custody battle. AGAIN!
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@LongButtcheeks
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My first impersonator! I’m so honored.
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4 months
@perccaddict Please… I need it…
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3 months
When he squeezes his smegma into your mouth.
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3 months
SUMO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???!!!
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@LongButtcheeks
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4 months
Watching the pharmacist refill my infant son’s adderall for the 4th time this month.
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4 months
I’m kinda like the guy in the chair. #cucklife
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2 months
Pooping my pussy to that new Clairo.
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@LongButtcheeks
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5 months
Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine … 🍷 Except maybe #GettingCucked 😄 #Yep #ImACuck
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@LongButtcheeks
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Things do get better guys. ❤️
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2 months
“Suck on these toes now!!!” Yes goddess. “Yeah you better like it you groveling worm!” Yes mistress, sorry mistress. “Next I’m gonna shit on your chest.” Thank you for gracing me with your succulent essence my love! *Does her business* It stinks so good!
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Jerking off while taking a shit.
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2 months
Aki.
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@LongButtcheeks
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10 months
Waiter! Waiter! More Halo porn please!
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4 months
Fan meetup with @Akademiks !!!
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3 months
He shaved his bush…
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My Oomfs when I am finally hanged in Times Square:
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@LongButtcheeks
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Finally got a shoutout on a note guys!!!!
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@LongButtcheeks
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Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! #MyXAnniversary
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