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Datura Trainwreck 𓅋

4 years

Spending eight months and 20 Million dollars establishing connections and bribing former Eastern Bloc military officials to finally locate a Soviet era suitcase nuke for my Gender Reveal Party

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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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@pebbut I remember in kindergarten once we banded together to dig a hole that was so deep it got all the way to the bottom of the sandpit and we lost our tiny minds. I still think about this a lot.

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@christapeterso Imagining the vet carefully hooking the mouse up to a Sp02 monitor and ECG while preparing for an IV push of propofol as the nurse manually ventilates the patient with a tiny bag valve mask

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1 year

@halomancer1 Gotta be the most boring dude to do acid with ever

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9 months

@esjesjesj Every fucking time with these guys

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3 years

@communistsomm @MuskTillDawn Demonstrably false. What is with you weird nerds

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2 years

@angijones @ethicalmartini Also just want to add here that it's you.

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@Very__Regular The 3D rotating molecule is really going to inform my shopping choices

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@OnlyAWorldAway Keep on truckin'

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1 year

@PoliteScreaming @RoxyTall It's like a rub with oil and some time in the oven. These people acting like their seasoning carries the spirits of their ancestors are weird as hell

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3 years

@sinbabe69 @SilvermanJacob He's not. The last reactor was shut down over 21 years ago

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3 months

@orikron Why is this site constantly trying to sell me drop shipped weed trimmer blades instead of this awesome shit out of Chia

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11 months

@edzitron The enshitification of the internet continues

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3 years

@friendlykitties @fuddlemark This is their response to threats, by making themselves look bigger and fierce. Nobody tell them it looks adorable, ok?

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11 months

@esjesjesj Tim Pool taking off the Beanie challenge: Impossible

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11 months

@mountain_ghosts @epistemophagy Roko's basilisk is hilarious, I remember them all freaking out and declaring that those who informed them of the possibillity had condemnned them to hell Theil techbros, the preeminent geniuses of our generation

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@Asher_Wolf As usual, a few bad UI decisions end up in a pile of severed arms

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@saywhatagain I'm imagining Jerry standing in his kitchen explaining this awkward interaction to George as they riff on it for three minutes "Why do they call them freelancers anyway? Sounds like a guy you call to hunt a dragon"

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@Very__Regular Come on, we're all still hanging out for this

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUATech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one ey...

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@mornin_rooster @holamonkee @BriannaWu @Eve_Barlow It's an occupied territory of Israel, perhaps take it up with them

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3 years

@mhiggins000 @smilingnodding "Kif, then I have risked all and lost. Ill be in the escape pod. If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter... Have it sent to my P.O. Box"

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2 years

@AriDrennen Shit, were at threat level: Podcast

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2 years

@Florencebabyxxx @ItsZandraa @brokenhose @901Blaccc @divinaxo No it's most likely this never happened or was a panic attack from believing urban myths about fentanyl on the internet

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3 years

@RawiriJames @_molliemartin Chipped out of the permafrost like it was a fucking wooly mammoth

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2 years

@Ritu_Agarawal @MattWallace888 @elonmusk He isn't capable of either of those things

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@batshit_auspol The insecure analog mobile phone call that got intercepted between Jeff Kennet and Andrew Peacock regarding John Howard:

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@LeaKayali @getfiscal When you miss out on the Ivy league and have to compromise with a backup school that doesn't even have its own anti-ballistic missile defence system

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@hecubian_devil @lizardkingfe You couldn't waterboard this shit out of me

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@smHttr @mathaiaus @kels_316 Come for the zero income tax, stay for the nepo baby hypercar repair bills

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@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Amazing your ironic post is indistinguishable from simping for Elon since all you do is the latter

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@broken_coriolan A society of literal nepo babies

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@vodkasnowflake @0bungler Absolutely Shakespearian... For real, delivered the final coup de grâce quoting The Merchant of Venice

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11 months

@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Elon removed them in the first place you complete loser

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10 months

@PaulMartens @esjesjesj It's remarkably inane that your cynical attempt to leverage anti-racism here managed to be itself profoundly racist

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@Lithicarb

3 years

@retirementhomie @CGioiello @redditships Hate to tell you all, whoever wrote this hasn't encountered an academic in an arts faculty anywhere but their own mind "essays"(lol this aint undergrad) "a few books in my field" (bro you are 28)

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3 years

@tomwalkerisgood I'm seeing more guns and extra mags with these guys and less *multiple knives* than when it all started out. Back in the day it wasn't EDC unless you had six knives and flashlight that could burn retinas at 50m

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@esjesjesj @OnlyAWorldAway He hated his way to the middle

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2 years

@Academic_Chic @imaanjoshi It's not entitlement, it's literally the entire purpose of the *public* school system to provide equity of access The absolute state of you people

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@moltopopulare "Nonsense!" he cried, "I have not yet even begun to debase myself"

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@OnlyAWorldAway Regular coffee drinkers rapidly develop tolerance to the diuretic effects of caffeine.

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6 months

@jrhennessy As my wife texts her boyfriend I tell her that this is a new synergized and hyperconverged online platform resembling a paradigm shift in the way we will consume digital content in a new, transformative media landscape

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@Lithicarb

3 years

It's 9:30 in the morning!

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3 years

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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@mornin_rooster @holamonkee @BriannaWu @Eve_Barlow Yeah, they do. It's an occupied territory, Palestine doesn't have a sovereign govt. I'd also be happy for Israel to incorporate the occupied territories into their own state and offer them Israeli citizenship and full rights under their govt. Why haven't they?

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@DrewPavlou @AusFedPolice @ASIOGovAu MODS! MODS! I SPILL MY JUICE HELP HELP HEP

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@AdrianJuarez57 @FullehD @TheRealBehaart @Brunoi1223 @aamer_rahman lol if you losers actually knew what pimping was you wouldn't keep embarrassing yourselves by literally describing how Tate was doing it in your posts defending him haha

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3 years

@RoxyTall I hear you like em thick

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@DrewPavlou "I LIKE CHOCCY MILK" is not a slightly altering anything bro

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@KatyMontgomerie Left out the part where the whole class clapped and then the teacher handed him a crisp 100 dollar bill

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@LifeofV42 @elonmusk @teslaownersSV Is there a single person here who actually watched the movies?

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3 years

@Dave__Jeffress He's literally asking in your example that people remove the issue of his age from consideration and reflect if even then their behaviour was appropriate. That is the opposite of "playing the age card"

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@writer_nichols @Alkibiades_ Not even a paragraph in and you know it's self published lol

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@K1tt3n @fearthe_void @Psylphen @nomoreevictions Yeah if I was a fucking billionaire I might like to permanently live in a hotel too but what the fuck does your "money was no object" shit remotely have to do with the real world and why people rent rather than own? Jesus Christ

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@nickschadegg "ME, an innocent Guardian columnist narc"

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@KirkIsAJerk @edzitron It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this

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@esjesjesj As opposed to that 'no russian' level in MW2 where you get to roleplay as a CIA operative taking part in a mass shooting at a German civilian airport, yeah this is over the line

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Elmo: - Old, untrained - Affects goofball persona - Craves social validation from morons - Unserious Zuck: - Young, weirdly trained in neoclassical combat - Detached affect, masks barely concealed rage - Regards humanity with disgust, incomprehension - Has probably killed before

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@JustMe_Ugo @nukedelaware @DanForTexas @ProjectLiberal Engineers and software developers are workers too, you should probably do some reading on this

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@iPad_Latino A job where the ever present threat constantly looms of being mown down by a FSD Tesla while the driver is jerking off to porn on his Apple Vision goggles

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@_rockrit @jrhennessy @9NewsAUS Fleeing a Sydney lockdown for Coober Pedy is certainly a flex

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@purplepingers That is so sketchy. The only cash rental I ever had was for a commercially zoned warehouse that a bunch of us moved into. Also sketch, but for different reasons heh

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@DrewPavlou @CIA @FBI @ASIO @AusFedPolice Another common Drew L

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@TravelXeu @historyinmemes Their first concept in 2005 was much better

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@esjesjesj Hey guys that famous comedy was basically a documentary and not a satire of existing normative cliches were all already well aware of, without which it wouldn't have been funny

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@dizzyfuckinbaby @Chinchillazllla Oh wait I missed the "adult spouse" bit Jesus Christ what the fuck Now the mustard lube is the distant least of my concerns

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@MattH093 Hook, line etc

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@occultni @FrankCascone2 @alextopol Why would you choose to humiliate yourself like this

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@naturaporia @SilvermanJacob Yeah but the last was shut down in 2000. They haven't been powering anything for decades

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@brianjoralvarez How is this even possible

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@halomancer1 I got matched with an uber driver who ranted at me about this shit for a whole 35 minutes

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@tony_magoni @Chinchillazllla Grand Theft Walrus

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@esjesjesj "Hey lady, I just work here ok"

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@GoBirds2022 @JasonSh86789434 @LabelleMercure @noondlyt @codeofvets Nah the issue is she says she is not responsible for anyone elses student debt when literally everyone else was responsible for hers. She can kick rocks. Free for me but not for thee

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@dunkrug @christapeterso Yeah, he said his son going through a "phase"

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@IsraelInstNZ Famously no consequences to Lebensraum!

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@HaroldLStokes Yeah, that's the *only* difference bro

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@GarlicCorgi Oh you're the last Aureliano How's it going these days

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@JonKingBadaBing Not the better half

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@chiweethedog Fuck those full moon parties are wild

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@christapeterso "I studied philosophy at university to learn twitch debate bro fallacy bingo, and I fucked it up"

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@DrewPavlou Hamas patch? You sure about that? Christ, you're such a rube

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@esjesjesj Good luck with your degrees from Simp U, kids

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4 years

@loosebuschange1 @friendlyjordies Cos he's a notoriously petty ego searcher

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@generalquixote The "melting pot" never referred to embracing different cultures in US society, it exclusively ment the complete assimilation and destruction of those from (initially white) people into 'Americanisation'

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@DESTINOOOOOOOO1 @CeleryPerson Scientician: We are finding more and more that the gut biome and the brain are linked. This has enormous implications for mental health treatment Person: Like what? Scientician: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my TED talk

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@AntipodeanSoc This is right up with the I'm so randum *holds up spork* copypasta

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Da fuq

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@arlobrunhilda @michael_deforge Like opensea?

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@ImLuchidorable @thejimmalo @friendlyjordies @pedestriandaily A Jordies fan admonishing someone else about professionalism lol We're through the looking glass here people

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@GamesSudoku No it doesn't it means I can solve a promoted sudoku puzzle on twitter

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@jrhennessy This is what happens when nerds running crypto pump n dumps for the last ten years get access to a no-fee trading platform with a fucking phone app

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@edzitron “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.” ― William Gibson, Count Zero

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@halomancer1 One obvious benefit of a 15 minute city is I wouldn't have to get 25k lifts with fucking cooked uber drivers, so he really wasn't selling it

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@chlosarge Who the hell are these people allowing themselves to be grifted by the kind of person that expects to be taken seriously when they call themselves the 'head tenant?'

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@jrhennessy r/wallstreetbets has been fucking hilarious during this. The idea that they created a short squeeze all on their own is fucking performance art

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