Spending eight months and 20 Million dollars establishing connections and bribing former Eastern Bloc military officials to finally locate a Soviet era suitcase nuke for my Gender Reveal Party
@pebbut
I remember in kindergarten once we banded together to dig a hole that was so deep it got all the way to the bottom of the sandpit and we lost our tiny minds.
I still think about this a lot.
@christapeterso
Imagining the vet carefully hooking the mouse up to a Sp02 monitor and ECG while preparing for an IV push of propofol as the nurse manually ventilates the patient with a tiny bag valve mask
@PoliteScreaming
@RoxyTall
It's like a rub with oil and some time in the oven. These people acting like their seasoning carries the spirits of their ancestors are weird as hell
@mountain_ghosts
@epistemophagy
Roko's basilisk is hilarious, I remember them all freaking out and declaring that those who informed them of the possibillity had condemnned them to hell
Theil techbros, the preeminent geniuses of our generation
@saywhatagain
I'm imagining Jerry standing in his kitchen explaining this awkward interaction to George as they riff on it for three minutes
"Why do they call them freelancers anyway? Sounds like a guy you call to hunt a dragon"
@mhiggins000
@smilingnodding
"Kif, then I have risked all and lost. Ill be in the escape pod. If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter... Have it sent to my P.O. Box"
@LeaKayali
@getfiscal
When you miss out on the Ivy league and have to compromise with a backup school that doesn't even have its own anti-ballistic missile defence system
@retirementhomie
@CGioiello
@redditships
Hate to tell you all, whoever wrote this hasn't encountered an academic in an arts faculty anywhere but their own mind
"essays"(lol this aint undergrad) "a few books in my field" (bro you are 28)
@tomwalkerisgood
I'm seeing more guns and extra mags with these guys and less *multiple knives* than when it all started out. Back in the day it wasn't EDC unless you had six knives and flashlight that could burn retinas at 50m
@Academic_Chic
@imaanjoshi
It's not entitlement, it's literally the entire purpose of the *public* school system to provide equity of access
The absolute state of you people
@jrhennessy
As my wife texts her boyfriend I tell her that this is a new synergized and hyperconverged online platform resembling a paradigm shift in the way we will consume digital content in a new, transformative media landscape
@mornin_rooster
@holamonkee
@BriannaWu
@Eve_Barlow
Yeah, they do. It's an occupied territory, Palestine doesn't have a sovereign govt. I'd also be happy for Israel to incorporate the occupied territories into their own state and offer them Israeli citizenship and full rights under their govt. Why haven't they?
@Dave__Jeffress
He's literally asking in your example that people remove the issue of his age from consideration and reflect if even then their behaviour was appropriate.
That is the opposite of "playing the age card"
@K1tt3n
@fearthe_void
@Psylphen
@nomoreevictions
Yeah if I was a fucking billionaire I might like to permanently live in a hotel too but what the fuck does your "money was no object" shit remotely have to do with the real world and why people rent rather than own? Jesus Christ
@esjesjesj
As opposed to that 'no russian' level in MW2 where you get to roleplay as a CIA operative taking part in a mass shooting at a German civilian airport, yeah this is over the line
@iPad_Latino
A job where the ever present threat constantly looms of being mown down by a FSD Tesla while the driver is jerking off to porn on his Apple Vision goggles
@purplepingers
That is so sketchy. The only cash rental I ever had was for a commercially zoned warehouse that a bunch of us moved into. Also sketch, but for different reasons heh
@esjesjesj
Hey guys that famous comedy was basically a documentary and not a satire of existing normative cliches were all already well aware of, without which it wouldn't have been funny
@dizzyfuckinbaby
@Chinchillazllla
Oh wait I missed the "adult spouse" bit
Jesus Christ what the fuck
Now the mustard lube is the distant least of my concerns
@generalquixote
The "melting pot" never referred to embracing different cultures in US society, it exclusively ment the complete assimilation and destruction of those from (initially white) people into 'Americanisation'
@DESTINOOOOOOOO1
@CeleryPerson
Scientician:
We are finding more and more that the gut biome and the brain are linked. This has enormous implications for mental health treatment
Person:
Like what?
Scientician:
I'd like to thank you all for coming to my TED talk
@jrhennessy
This is what happens when nerds running crypto pump n dumps for the last ten years get access to a no-fee trading platform with a fucking phone app
@edzitron
โAnd, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.โ
โ William Gibson, Count Zero
@halomancer1
One obvious benefit of a 15 minute city is I wouldn't have to get 25k lifts with fucking cooked uber drivers, so he really wasn't selling it
@chlosarge
Who the hell are these people allowing themselves to be grifted by the kind of person that expects to be taken seriously when they call themselves the 'head tenant?'
@jrhennessy
r/wallstreetbets has been fucking hilarious during this. The idea that they created a short squeeze all on their own is fucking performance art