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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Never change Damien. A story in 4 parts

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

I can hear Don Cherry’s voice right now. AND THATS WHAT YA GET KIDS WHEN YA START HOT DOGGIN AT THE END OF THE GAME LIKE THAT. THATS WHAT HAPPENS Ron: surely Don you can’t be advocati- RIELLY, CANADIAN KID, DID NOTHING WRONG, THATS WHAT A SHOULD DO WHEN THEYRE HOT DOGGIN

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Great job @NHL Best sport. Absolute worst league.

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@LifeofaDman

1 year

Leafs TikTok admin needs a raise

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 month

You know what makes me happy In the pettiest way possible. This slime ball lost in the finals, chased the bag in the off season, got punked by Reavo, missed the playoffs then watched his old team win a cup without him. As a certified Gudas hater, it warms my heart.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

If the Leafs win the cup this year Tim Horton’s should be forced to change their name to Joe Thornton’s send tweet

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 years

VGK Twitter telling Leafs Twitter how painful it is to be eliminated in the conference final

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 months

Connor McDavid in game 7

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

How the fuck does one even evaluate that game? We get fucked on Mo’s goal. We get fucked on the OTG penalty We get fucked on a BS icing call We get fucked on the missed elbow to Marner’s skull We get fucked on the winner by Gudas holding the stick That was a fucking farce

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

You never know what you have until it’s gone.

Eric Alper 🎧

@ThatEricAlper

2 years

Who is one vocalist that blows you away every time you hear them sing?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Posting for no reason whatsoever.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Why didn’t Muzzin get a stick on him? Oh, because Killorn ripped it out of his hands. But JT gets a goal called back because of Holl standing there.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Can we all please stop acting like John Tavares didn’t score a fucking overtime series winner for us? JT Fucks.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Fun facts about Nick Foligno. 1. He captained the biggest upset in NHL playoff history 2. He fucks 3. After being traded, he told Joe Bowen “Let’s go win a fuckin cup” 4. He fucks 5. His dad was on the ‘93. Conference final Leafs team 6. He fucks

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

The Canadian Weather Network has issued a wind advisory due to all of Leafs nation breathing a collective sigh of relief

Mark Masters

@markhmasters

3 years

Auston Matthews back on the ice @TSN_Edge

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

How it started: How it’s going:

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

8 months

Make the trade Brad. Tucker, McCabe, Bertuzzi and Domi all on the same Leafs team. The stuff of mid 2000s Leafs fans’ dreams

Pete Blackburn

@PeteBlackburn

8 months

Goodness gracious

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Leafs PK with Ilya Mikheyev on the ice: Goals for: 5 Goals against: 3 High Danger scoring chances for: 11 High Danger scoring chances against: 13 The man is a penalty killing GOD.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

5 months

BIG NIGHT

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

5 months

Wendel Clark with the SILKY mitts

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

Dad, what was it like watching prime Auston Matthews?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Dump it into his corner and finish the check every fucking time.

Chris Johnston

@reporterchris

1 year

Victor Hedman is taking the morning skate before Game 2.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Guys too busy tweeting to pick up a drill and put 2 deck screws in.

Andrew Berkshire

@AndrewBerkshire

1 year

Will my landlords finally fix the steps after their negligence caused an injury? Hard to say.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

8 months

EIL has officially gone off the deep end. What the fuck is this mess?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Avs complaining to Leafs fans about Nazem Kadri being suspended

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 years

@aliceinfall @Cate__Johnson It’s absolutely your concern. Minden is cottage country. Many people from all over the place buy groceries at that Valu-Mart. The mask is to protect others from you, they have every right to ask someone to wear a mask to protect themselves.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

Listen up chucklefucks. We’re playing Florida or Boston round 1. Both teams are full of absolute fucking shitheads that are going to try to run our guys through the boards at every opportunity. Sometimes it’s less about charts and more about how many bruises you can cause

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

She wasn’t even pregnant until Kamper buried that shorty on Monday

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

10 months

I love Reavo, but Steve is 100% right on this one.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Same vibes

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

My submission for the new @MapleLeafs goal song is obviously the right choice

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

In 58 games, Jack Campbell has caught and passed Curtis Joseph, Ed Belfour, James Reimer, Frederik Andersen and Jonathan Bernier in GSAA. The only goalie with more GSAA in the past 30 years for the Leafs is Felix Potvin. In short, Jack Campbell is good. #LeafsForever

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Domi and Bertuzzi are going to be absolutely insufferable with Reavo watching their backs lol.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

If you’re mad at the Domi deal just remember. He’s making $500,000 less than Alex Kerfoot.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Mitch Marner is just $11M Kyle Wellwood at this point

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Remember when Liljegren got called for tripping on this play? Don’t talk to me about Byron’s trip on Matthews being accidental.

Omar

@TicTacTOmar

3 years

Looks like Liljegren was clipped in the head after falling from this shot Hope he's alright

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Dubas drafted Nick Robertson 53rd overall you think I give a fuck about a 1st in a magic beans draft?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

9 months

The Leafs second line is one of the best in hockey right now and I don’t think I’ve ever seen 3 people with such vastly different personalities in my life.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

5 years

Another first round exit

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

9 months

This has been making the rounds but honestly, make them watch this 1000 times. Make them take a special note of what happened after: them skating away with the puck. Keep throwing those big bodies around!

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

Remember when Sens fans said losing Rielly for 5 games would send the Leafs on a losing streak and make them fall out of a playoff spot?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

10 months

The most encouraging thing about tonight’s game was this right here. Auston and Mitch IMMEDIATELY jump into the scrum with Bert. That didn’t happen before.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Keefe sending out Ritchie Simmer and Clifford after the hit on Sandin then sending Simmer right back out as soon as he got out of the box is boss shit. He understood the assignment.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

I consider myself a good skater but I’d have 100% landed on my ass trying to make that turn. The footwork is incredible.

Omar

@TicTacTOmar

3 years

WILLIAM NYLANDER 🚨 BREAKAWAY!

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Well kids. It was fun while it lasted.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Big surprise Neal Pionk isn’t missing any time beyond his suspension after being out in concussion protocol 15 minutes before Spezza’s hearing. Nothing to see here.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 months

KING

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Listen, Jack Campbell is a great guy, and in a vacuum, I’d wish him nothing but success. HOWEVER An entire summer of Oilers fans spouting off about it and all the shit thrown at Murray and Samsonov make me extremely happy to see him get lit up. Sorry Jack.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 months

Rodion Forever.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 years

The NHL claimed the Leafs had an unfair advantage and forced them to close their training facility in the offseason and barred them from paying for player development. 3 of the 4 remaining teams dont have a state income tax and the CBA does nothing to adjust for it.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Sitting alone on the couch. Wife and kids are asleep. Watching The Orville and sipping Bailey’s on ice. Not a half bad way to head into 2023

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

Consider the following

JFresh

@JFreshHockey

6 months

Ilya Lyubushkin has been pulled from the Ducks lineup due to his involvement in trade talks. #FlyTogether

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Man I wish Dubas would stop with the 5’9 forwards. They need toughness for the playoffs! They need guys like Clark (5’9) Gilmour (5’9) and Domi (5’7)

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

5 years

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade like the Kadri/Barrie-Kerfoot deal. Fans on both sides happy with the deal, heartbroken their boys are leaving and coming together telling each other to take care of their boys. It’s awesome, and it sucks.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Kyle Dubas said he’s “willing to bet everything” on this group being able to get it done. The guy that stayed in Jersey with an injured Kerfoot. Called JT’s wife on his way down to the medbay in game 1. That guy just stuck his neck out for you fucks. Get. It. Done.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

We ARE voting JT in no matter what.

NHL News

@PuckReportNHL

6 months

NEWS: NHL announces the 2026 All-Star weekend will be hosted by #Isles at UBS Arena.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

1 year

Just noticed this guy’s shirt. Imagine spending $35 for front row seats to a Panthers playoff game and that’s the shirt you pick.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Suspension or not Jason Spezza will be a hero in the locker room for going after Pionk. Cheap shot artist got cheapshotted and deservedly so.

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@LifeofaDman

5 months

2 minutes for playing like a fuckin man

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

You think it’s cold in Ontario today? Look at Montreal! -55, BRRR

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

5 years

My wife: why do you play those stupid video games? Me, crying:

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

8 months

Merry Christmas Leafs Nation!

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

We’re winning game 6 you fucking losers. Quit the doom and gloom shit.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

My guy looks like his mom just told him they’re going for ice cream at McDonalds

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

6 months

Reavo Domi Bert McMann McCabe Boosh Edmunson Benoit The Bay St Bullies are BACK

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

Remember when Matthews wrist was all fucked up and he couldn’t shoot for like 10 games? He’s STILL 10 goals clear of 2nd.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

TJ Brodie needs to run a practice and the whole thing needs to be defending 2 on 1s

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 years

@sprucebay204 @hockeynight Freedom of speech doesn’t equal freedom from consequences. The Canucks have the freedom to can his dumb ass too.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

“Wait till the Leafs have to play in the Atlantic Division next season” Bet.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

My latest for Jim Matheson was a piece of shit long before he called Leon Draisaitl “pissy”

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

All aboard the Campbell for Lady Byng train! My latest piece: #LeafsForever

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

ITS A GIRL!

Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Well we’ve been admitted to the hospital. We’re having a baby!

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

I will never forgive the section of our fanbase that made Phil hate Toronto. He’s an awesome guy

Craig Morgan

@CraigSMorgan

2 years

When Phil Kessel came off the ice after the game, he didn't go into the dressing room. He went immediately to the medical area to find & support Clayton Keller.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

This is still by far the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen any fan of any team do.

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@LifeofaDman

6 years

@Dash Trying to unravel all the layers like

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@LifeofaDman

4 months

Auston is hitting 70 on Tuesday. Why? Because my dad is going, he was there when Auston hit 60 for the first time too.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

3 years

Wait, are you saying a non call by the referees can alter the trajectory of a hockey game? Oh man, Jets fans learning this for the first time it seems. That’s tough. Sorry you guys are going through this.

TSN

@TSN_Sports

3 years

Connor Hellebuyck discusses the goalie interference non-call on Sebastian Aho's 2nd-period goal.

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@LifeofaDman

1 year

Kyle Dubas learns from his mistakes.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

No Leaf’s game tonight, so I’ll bless the TL with this iconic @BonsieTweets call from Game 7 of the Leafs Sens series in 2002. The story goes Pat Quinn showed the Leafs this play call in the locker room after the game. The Leafs won game 7 3-0.

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@LifeofaDman

1 year

When you acquire Ryan O’Reilly, Noel Acciari, Sam Lafferty and 3 years of Jake McCabe at $2M for almost the same price as Tampa paid for Tanner Jeannot

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 years

Found this at a local sports store for $35. I couldn’t just leave it there

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

Bruh how ready was this guy for the NHL? Like how quickly did he manage to get those pads made that’s insane.

David Alter

@dalter

2 years

Kallgren comes right back with a new paint job and green pads. 🔥

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@LifeofaDman

2 years

Show me a good coach and I’ll show you a good goalie. 2 of 3 coaches have Vezina nominee goalies. Keefe coached the Leafs to a 115 point season in the toughest division in the NHL with .900 goaltending.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

Leafs fans don’t deserve this team

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@LifeofaDman

2 years

PSA: John Tavares has 8 points in his last 11 games.

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@LifeofaDman

7 months

#NewProfilePic

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@LifeofaDman

2 years

@kudrinko97 @NHLPlayerSafety @FriedgeHNIC “Hit from behind” Lol cry harder

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@LifeofaDman

2 years

Tampa have had a 5 on 3 in each of the last 3 games. Anyone want to tell me when the last time that happened in the playoffs was? Is this at all consistent with the other series happening right now?

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

This is the lineup card from the Leafs Vs Rangers December 22, 2018. Tell me Kyle Dubas hasn’t improved this hockey team. Go on.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

“Hey here’s our guy throwing a cheap shot” Isnt the flex you think it is

St. Louis Blues

@StLouisBlues

3 years

If you're gonna bark at our bench, don't let Torey Krug see it.

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@LifeofaDman

4 years

Imagine Tampa had the Toronto media to deal with. The headlines. “Waiving Tyler Johnson a slap in the face that will cause dressing room drama” “Cirelli will sign offer sheets from 3 different teams for $12M” “Did the Lightning shoot themselves in the foot by winning the Cup?”

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@LifeofaDman

1 year

Florida traded a soft 115 point winger in the off season and landed an absolute gamer in return after getting their added handed to them in the second round last season. I see no reason why the Leafs can’t do the same. Find a kid who’s not only skilled, but a fucking PROBLEM.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

This is the stupidest thing about the NHL, and the MLB for that matter. As a fan, I should be more worried about opposing players than the fucking officials. I should have no reason to know a referee’s name. The fact that we all do shows that the NHL has a very bug issue here.

Аlex Hobson

@AHobsonMedia

3 years

I regret to inform you that Brad Meier will be officiating tonight’s Leafs & Oilers game

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

4 months

This GIF is way funnier today than it’s ever been.

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Off Season Dman.

@LifeofaDman

2 years

One thing we got wrong this season. The regular season matters. If the Leafs had won a few more Tuesday night games against the Habs, Sabres or Coyotes. They wouldn’t have played Tampa in round 1. If there’s a lesson to be learned this season, that’s it. Every game matters.

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@LifeofaDman

2 years

My wife, who knows absolutely nothing about hockey despite my best efforts, just asked me why all the intermission panelists seem like they hate the Leafs.

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@LifeofaDman

3 years

T minus 20 years before the “not every day you can live a childhood dream” tweet