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Egg Obsessive, Av Geek, Ship Nerd. “Aggressive Northern Monkey.” “One of the worst people on twitter.” Side dollop of feminism. Views my own, obvs.

Manchester, England
Joined October 2009
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4 years
@itvnews The absolute state of some of the replies. Have some compassion, these kids have worked hard towards these grades. They’ve been denied the opportunity to sit the actual exams, had their grades marked down because of some algorithm and had their futures further knocked off course
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@oldenoughtosay I had a consultant once write up a full complaint about my treatment by his colleagues. He was a superstar.
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7 months
How do you get to adulthood in the UK and not know what a jersey is? #TheApprentice
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@cymrawes Thank you! I thought it was just me. That little girl hasn’t really understood the magnitude of what’s happened yet, parading her on tv like that made me deeply uncomfortable.
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@CreditSuisse @HERoesinB @FT @PippaBunce Fair play on showing that any clothes can be worn by anyone, but it is beyond offensive to give a woman’s space to a man. It doesn’t promote females in the work space, it literally takes a space away from them. Clothes do not a person make.
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2 years
@Kevin_Maguire The one near me. Gorgeous isn’t it?
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@sainsburys @themilkrebel No, you check the cctv. And apologise properly. I suggest a big gesture of goodwill and some staff training.
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2 years
Fuck me this is a stunner. Multicultural South Africa lost to *check notes* completely white French team. 🦇 💩
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The @Springboks need to consider drastic measures. Walk off. @WorldRugby is corrupt, but if we walk off, they lose. Protest. All other games - no controversy. SA games - pretty much always controversy. WR is a scam. Old white racists that hate seeing our diverse team winning.
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@70s_party the piece de resistance from my aunts wedding 40 years ago.
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2 years
@BFBSRadioHQ Good. That is a working animal. You wouldn’t pat a guide dog or a police dog would you?
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1 year
I ❤️ Tom Curry.
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4 years
Poor sods being evacuated tonight across the north and now it’s snowing. My heart goes out to them. #Snowing #uksnow #StormChristophe
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2 years
@Liztruss I bet @trussliz doesn’t send you a lovely Christmas hamper like @JohnLewisRetail send to @johnlewis
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4 years
@joshgardner Jesus josh. Have you actually taken time to consider what happened to get to this point? There was a full panel of experts that met and studied all available evidence before reaching the conclusion that trans women in women’s rugby is not safe. This isn’t based on a whim.
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Just had the notice that this years sports day will have NO parents, this years achievement night, will have NO parents. For year 6 parents there is NO leavers assembly. How can this be right? @jreynoldsMP @BorisJohnson @sajidjavid @AndyBurnhamGM @KirstieMAllsopp
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5 years
@GlennyRodge Adding to this paracetamol and ibuprofen. I had a headache yesterday and it was almost impossible to buy painkillers because the sheeple has bought them all.
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@SarahPalinUSA I think it’s fairly obvious who they are Sarah. It’s written on the bright red things on their heads. Do you need a little drive to Barnard Castle too?
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5 years
@BrightonSuz I give you our 8 year olds bucket list. 1.) England a rugby team 2.) throw annoying classmate in a ditch (we have had a chat about this hence it is crossed out 🤣) 3.) get Lamborghini. 4.) England rugby captain 5.) win World Cup 6.) get mansion 7.) tie my shoelaces. (Work on)
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6 years
Just a point. In N’hampton last night there were two sporting events. One rugby the other football. Only one had police presence. Only one had colours from all over the league enjoying sport together. Proud of this sport, long may it last.
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6 years
@BBCNWT dear god in heaven! grow up!
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4 years
@MarquetteKing @SaleSharksRugby any chance you can bring this lad over for a run out in training? I’m just wondering how he’d go against the du Preez and Curry twins.
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4 years
Tighthead. Much prefer holding the scrum up than being the one being held, I mean hooker is fun but propping is better.
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@CityBridgeFndn I love this kind of ancient nonsense. More please.
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@jimhamilton4 Artificially inflating wages and causing clubs to try and keep up. Yeah top job. Cheats.
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6 years
@HadleyFreeman @ShelaghFogarty @RorySmith I found this for Old donny t. Thought he might find it useful. @realDonaldTrump geography lesson for you. I am aware you probably don’t know what that means, but have a try.
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3 years
@irishexaminer @ellenoregan And the woman who gave birth to him is where?
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4 years
@guardian No, because you know damn well this is incorrect. How about report that actual story rather than click bait rubbish?
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3 years
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@PaulBrandITV She might be authentically northern, but she’s not massively popular up here. I’m in the next constituency over and don’t know one person who speaks highly of her. Whereas our MP is very well thought of. Jonathan Reynolds.
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We look forward to welcoming Tom home and as fully expected the quote tweets are full of absolute headcases.
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𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 🦈 Sale Sharks’ owners, players, coaches and staff are absolutely appalled by the nature and level of disgusting abuse directed at Tom Curry and his family in relation to an incident in the England v South Africa World Cup semi-final. Everyone at the
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@BBCNWT This is a man.
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@Liztruss @trussliz @JohnLewisRetail @johnlewis She should give you a full winter of no bills for the grief I expect you’re getting today.
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A lot of us are off to watch our teams preseason friendlies tonight. Let’s all show our support for our friends @WorcsWarriors #Together #worcesterwarriors #SaveWorcester @SaleSharksRugby
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@dadmandiary @mom_needsalife Somewhere I have a picture of my son dragging a literal half tree home from school. I said if he wanted it he was waking it back. Independence and resilience taught, because no way was I getting involved with facilitating that kind of nonsense.
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2 years
No. 15 in the bag. @GiveBloodNHS
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@Will_Evans69 100% totally and completely disagree. The mixing of fans is what makes rugby unique and the banter and fun that generates builds the atmosphere.
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@AndyBurnhamGM Your London counterpart is on the bbc wanging on about his concerns for London jobs, shame no one cared when it was our jobs. Shame you were taken apart by the southerners for standing up for us when we were put under higher restrictions. This country is a shambles, I’m furious.
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@bbcpress @BBCiPlayer Her name was Reeva Steenkamp.
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Thank you skipper! @Jono__Ross talking to Leo today. Leo is away at sea training and was gutted to miss out on saying an end of season & end of career farewell & good luck to his favourite player. Thank you Jono for this moment. #MoreThanJustARugbyClub #SharksFam #SmileOfTheMatch
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@dragonfiretiger @brianmoore666 You’ve obviously never been to the the D-Day beaches or Normandy in general. There they remember and celebrate the common sacrifice of so many nationalities, creeds, races of men. Go and educate yourself. The French do not have short memories.
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@RadioX @ChrisMoyles trinity way Salford
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@adamgarriereal @MyfanwyMog Does it? Would it be easier if we told you these are also used by rugby players to staunch nosebleeds. Poor delicate poppet.
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5 years
Hyde area. We can offer mares & geldings space. We can also accommodate small herds too. #WhaleyBridge #Evacuation #animal
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@obsolete__units Oh my cousins daughters scholarship to an Ivy League college via high school volleyball “just isn’t that important” to Ms. Rapinoe. Way to stand up for women and girls! Such a disappointment.
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@philipnolan1 Parent here and yep. Although I’ve noticed that it seems to now be the older generation that is now watching/listening to stuff without headphones.
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@Hayder_alKhoei Absolutely appalling. I'm so sorry. Sending solidarity from manchester.
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@ACountryChap Our farm is due to have a garden village built on it. I’m buying peacocks.
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@DrPragyaAgarwal All I’m saying is when I had horrendous gallstones I was given calpol (child tylenol). When husband had suspected same, he was given heavy duty pain relief. (He didn’t have them, but the point is valid and was at the same hospital).
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Huge thanks to @SamJames560 (and my cousin Charlie) for organising this amazing birthday present for Gabes 10th from his favourite aunt and uncle. You’ve made his year, I can’t tell you how much you’ve cheered him up. Thanks to the @SaleSharksRugby boys for the card too. 🥰💙🦈
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@rugbyontnt @discoveryplusUK Still going with Hoggy? Bold choice.
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3 years
@SixNationsRugby Every. Single. Year. Why don’t you promote the leagues that grow the players seen in the 6N? Why not promote grassroots? Why not engage with the wider rugby community. GROW. THE. GAME. 🤬
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@stella_mills_ @jameshaskell I’m sure you didn’t mean to say have a day off, you meant to say “good spot, let’s get that corrected”.
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@joshgardner There has been proper scrutiny given to this subject by a panel of experts rather than twitterati.
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@SaleSharksRugby I’ve had a sleep on it and decided the boys were immense yesterday. They came to an insane situation and played their bloody hearts out for us. Thank you. #SharksFamily 💙
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9 years
Easter nails! @MarianKeyes thought you'd appreciate the farnish in these. #HappyEaster http://t.co/3DtfxZRXGd
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@mrnickharvey Literally ten mins ago.
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My mum isn’t in here, so I can show you this. Her 70th birthday cake for tomorrow. I’ve even got her a personalised topper! I’m very proud of this one!
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4 years
Just listening to Biden. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an adult in charge again?
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@brianmoore666 Ask what they did to the boy? When our eldest was strangled and spat on (different occasions) school said boys will be boys and did nothing. I said in that case he hits back.
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@eu_cockpit @wizzair @EASA Frankly no one ought to be flying with an airline that encourages fatigued crews to work. We know the dangers of that.
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@tarahaelle @moorehn but Benghazi and emails. And birth certificate. Traitor. Or something. Oooohh look apprentice. #impeachment yet?
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@petercardwell @FurnessGirl I feel sorry for her kids. All the money in the world and a mum who spends no time with them.
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@chrisshipitv RIP. Thank you. Your nation thanks you.
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@BenInLDN What an appalling take! Did you even read the court documents?
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@HelenGradwell Just don’t. They’re going to be horrendous. I think we should actively boycott any store that uses the phrase “now more than ever”.
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Thank you @SamJames560 for everything and best of luck wherever you go. We’ve been lucky to have you. #OnceAShark
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@criminographer @DarrenBowes3 I don’t know you, but I’m so sorry that Alexander is no longer with you. Can I recommend @ReubensRetreat to you as a wonderful team who may be able to help you during these dreadful times.
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@ilove_aviation Live scenes from the passenger cabin.
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@jimhamilton4 @RonanOGara10 We already do that, it’s called league.
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@DefenceU And we’re hosting Eurovision for you! Liverpool looks mighty fine.
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@McrFinest That’s not gravy lads. That’s coloured water.
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@kwoade Ours. Happily jumps in a freezing cold river. But you get the hosepipe up to wash him off and it’s like you’re torturing him. The great big nob.
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@simonblackwell 16. Still daft as a brush.
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@JeremyClarkson It’s got to happen! It’s brilliant. You’ve done more for farming in 8 episodes than countryfile has for the last 25 years.
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@samirashackle @BorisJohnson @DominicRaab what are you doing to help this woman and the others like her? This is on you. Get them out.
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@cottagec0re_ @alexandrakuri We’ve already done this.
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@svershbow Beetle always chooses sleep. Preferably tucked up in my bed.
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@SimonZebo Unfair to pigs. They’re lovely creatures. There aren’t words for him.
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@ArtyBagger I know where not to spend my money this Christmas and beyond.
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@HPPlayLDN I love HP, but this system is utter nonsense. Queued literally all day and got no where.
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@PaulBrandITV @PimlicoPlumbers I’d rather not take vaccine advice from a man with marker pen eyebrows and rod stewarts hair.
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Queue for McDonald’s processed sh*te or straight in and out of the best Indian place in the area on its reopening day? Tough choice! Three of us well fed and local business supported for a grand total of £8.50!
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The usual voices. Dimes out. Well he’s gone. The team need to do better. It’s been four days. Not good enough. Give it a fucking rest. Get behind the team or shut up. You wanted project reset and you’ve got it. Now have some patience and back the boys. #SharksFamily
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@LisaMMcGee I can feel all the Americans reading the replies with this expression.
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The Tudor building is where the gun powder plot was devised. #BonfireNight
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@labour @RebeccaMoy Girls, girls miss school.
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Dream big little man.
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@muddydwarf @AnonymousUK2022 Your application will be refused and you’ll be invited to an embassy to apply for a full visa. Which will then also be turned down.
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On our way south. Fair to say this car is a bag of nerves. @SaleSharksRugby #BATvSAL #semifinals
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@MikeSegalov @goodjobliz How very dare women gather and exchange lived experiences of being female and discuss being female, and y’know, be female without men policing them.
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Absolute scenes. Thought the roof of the Bell @would fly off.
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𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧. 🔥 Take a bow Reedy. 👏 #SALvBAT | @ccibuk
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