#BREAKING
: Seems Melbourne has its own superhero...Driving to work at 4:30am this morning and spotted a guy dressed as
#Batman
watching over the City Rd intersection... Please let me know if you have spotted him or have any info on him.
#Melbourne
I should be at my fav place in the world Glastonbury right now with all my mates, but I had to cancel last minute when my dad passed last week.
My legendary mates are flying me on a flag high above their campsite 💕🥹
#Glastonbury
#Glastonbury2022
Seeing
@lizzo
in Melbourne hold back tears after seeing Special shows how much of a genuine and real performer she is. An absolute superstar who’ll be round for a long time.
#Lizzo
#Melbourne
#SpecialTour
Just got called a fa**ot at the MCG by a pies supporter for wearing my mate’s GWS scarf. Real nice.
Queueing for toilet & this guy’s yelling “where are these fa*****! Why would you even turn up.” spots me in the scarf and says “here’s one of the fa**** now”. 😒
#AFL
#AFLFinals
Why do we have to have all these awards give out?
Can’t we just have 3 hours of Sam Pang ripping the Australian TV industry to shreds?
#Logies
#TVweekLogies
#SamPang
Jokes on all the idiots at the game… They miss out on all the state of the art AI animations we’re being treated to on the TV screens at home
#AFL
#AFLGF
#GrandFinal
#KatyPerry
Seeing all the artists, promoters, staff and vendors in
#NSW
suffer after having outdoor events cancelled and then seeing THIS happening right now in NSW for
#Hillsong
is disgusting, a huge gut punch to the already suffering industry. Absolute double standards.
#NswPol
#nswcovid
The best part about Pang’s monologue is seeing the celebs faces as they try and work out if they’re allowed to laugh at a slightly controversial gag without getting cancelled.
#Logies
#TvWeekLogies
Dan is either tired or emotional, can hear it in his voice. Don’t blame him, the government has had its moments but I personally think Dan Andrews has done a good job making hard decisions with all the noise around him, god knows I wouldn’t want his job.
#ThanksDan
#COVID19Vic
Hey dickheads... Whether or not we head into stricter lockdowns SUPERMARKETS ALWAYS STAY OPEN. Stop panic buying. You’re more likely to get Covid weaving in & out of all the literal mouth breathers swarming the aisles stocking up on cheap pasta and flour.
#COVID19Vic
#Melbourne
Seeing all the footage from Melbourne today is a real kick to the guts. I feel for
@VictoriaPolice
today and thank them for everything they have to do.
I’m over all these absolute selfish pricks. Absolute scum of the earth. My dad has been struggling with a stage 4, declining health and because of these fucking morons I still can’t see him. I’m following the rules, you should too stop being fucking selfish.
Queen is 200% Kate Miller Heidke
- Ruled the world (Eurovision)
- Italian works (operatic backgrounds)
- “Never the bride” (wrote Muriel’s Wedding musical)
- Tasmania (her vocal coach was Tasmanian)
#MaskedSingerAU
The Bachelors is set on the Gold Coast this year.
“I’m sorry Sarah, you did not receive a 3 park super pass. Please take your time to say your goodbyes before you exit the Bachelor mansion”
#TheBachelorsAU
@TheBachelorAU
Idea for Aussie Rom-Com: Man goes on Chapel street bar crawl, has a drunken pash with a girl but doesn’t swap details. Later he is diagnosed with COVID & must track down the mystery lady to stop the spread of disease & find true love.
#Melbourne
#CovidVic
#lockdown
#COVID19Aus
Having the hardest, toughest, shittest week of my life. Watching my dad towards the end battling a horrible disease leaves me feeling more broken and helpless each day. Just want him to know how much I love him.
Please tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. 💔
What an awesome day for Australia... I suppose it’s the right day for me to come out as bi yeah? So there’s that little nugget of info... ha ha 💕🏳️🌈🎩🎉
#Ssm
#MarriageEquality
In Jan 2020 I got this tatt of my fav place, the Pyramid stage at
#Glastonbury
. I marked off every time I’d been (I’d been to 4 & preemptively inc. the 5th for 2020’s)
Next week, after the worst 3 years of my life, im finally heading back & my tatt will finally be correct.
Already a great opening from Sam Pang, pulling out some great cameos from previous hosts.
A bit of a Conan / Billy Crystal feel. 👏👏
#Logies
#TVWeekLogies