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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Look, I am all for non-Scousers supporting Liverpool, and in fact, welcome it. But if you support the club, and slag-off the city or its people, that's where I draw the line. Fuck off, we don't want you.

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@dublin_damo I always wanted to be a Dad and never thought it would happen at the age of 32, and was a contributory reason why I attempted suicide, because at the time was a pure mess and was still at home. A day after my 39th birthday I became a Dad, and is one of the best things to happen.

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@Learphollach

4 months

@heath_malc8987 @TonyEvans92a You still haven't advanced from eating crayons, have you?

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@Learphollach

3 months

@Josephbowe4116 @michaelevansuk When you say there were non-Liverpool fans, it think it was state-sponsored to the extent the SAS were involved, and were there to produce a flash point. The appetite was there for the Tories to make Liverpool scapegoats.

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@Learphollach

3 months

@MaryKenny4 It has become apparent that aside of older people, poor people also provide burden on the capitalist class, and it seems society wants rid of both.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

14 days

@brodstanaccount Typical modern-day culture of not accepting blame, and blaming someone else.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@TheDalglishStnd @LFC That's Harold Shipman.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Had some absolute weapons respond to this, and are the reason why I posted in the first place.

Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Look, I am all for non-Scousers supporting Liverpool, and in fact, welcome it. But if you support the club, and slag-off the city or its people, that's where I draw the line. Fuck off, we don't want you.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

In other news, I passed the interview I had during Holy week.

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@Learphollach

2 months

@JesperSeemann So, you want to tar us all with the same brush because of one nobhead?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

@angiesliverpool My neck of the woods.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

@MaiaDunphy There's a big, big over-correlation of being Jewish and Israeli, that's gone on a long time, and a lot of that comes from Israelis themselves. If you rightly condemn what Israel is doing, it is seen as antisemitic when it is not. A nation's politics doesn't determine a religion.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

@yelittlejedi You're somewhat right. People hate us because they've been fed lies about us constantly, and it's a case that if you cast a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. It's only English people that do it.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

Yum. And the pint isn't bad either.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

@michaelevansuk @Josephbowe4116 No, you're never likely to, because something like that would be top-secret.

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@Learphollach

1 month

@NiecyOKeeffe I'm stuck amongst them here. Nightmare.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

Is there a consensus for wanting Arsenal to go through to have more games?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

7 days

Coldplay are shite, aren't they?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@sscjusa I only got round to watching it for the first time either last Holy Thursday or Good Friday, the night before my initiation in to the Church at the Easter Vigil Mass. Totally loved it and rued why I hadn't seen it before. I plan to do the same this Holy week.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

20 days

@Red_Scouser1892 I couldn't possibly support a nation that was complicit in killing one of my best mates, covered it up, and tried to lay blame on him in his own death. I also couldn't support a nation that hates you and, at the very least, mocks for those killings. It defies any normal logic.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

Barnado Silva. Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

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@Learphollach

3 months

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@Learphollach

4 months

@sandsylufc1972 @JanAageFjortoft What are you smoking?

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@Learphollach

3 months

@MaiaDunphy @Aircoach The Scots. A great bunch of lads.

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@Learphollach

2 months

@HARSH_LIVERPOOL Good man.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Watching #ZooLive instead of #MNF , and will turn over for the match. I'd rather listen to Maia Dunphy and Anna Daly, than to Carragher.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

At the Drogheda United-Sligo Rovers game with #Duleek u11s where team will be providing guard of honour. #DROSLI #LOI

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@Sachinettiyil Fair play to them, even though they beat my beloved Liverpool. I didn't know that

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

20 days

@MaiaDunphy Do they still have their Communion money?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

I'm hoping the tunes of @AnTaobhTuathail with the fellow Red @COCiobh will cheer me up a wee bit, and give the beers some joyful meaning. No doubt hurting like us all.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

It may not be bank holiday, but I've finished work a few minutes early 'to get my bus' (it beats standing), but I am now officially on annual leave. Ibiza, here we come.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@KA86LFC You're a Swede, you get the place and always have done.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

I don't know if it's all end of season and nothing to play for, but putting sentiment aside, I do honestly think it's all gone a bit stale with Liverpool.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

Happy [long] weekend. Although does it count if I'm already on holiday?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

@DrUmarAlQadri Sorry to hear. I hope you make a full and speedy recovery. I don't know what is wrong with society these days, I know it was heading that way, but it seems to have worsened since COVID.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

29 days

@MimiVonPeach Of course there's going to be a Zionist narrative with a Brit in charge.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

As it's the 5 year anniversary of the Barça night. I'm reminded also by that I got home from scattering my Da's ashes at Aintree the day before, and had a dodgy pint of Guinness at the Nethy with my cousin, before getting my flight back to Ireland. I'd felt like shit all day.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

@NiecyOKeeffe Thought it was all a bit weird myself, and a bit random. Is he carrying on the anti-Sinn Féin trope?

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@Learphollach

29 days

@MimiVonPeach @rtenews He knows where Israel is, but he was happy to use his 'Irishness' to get what he wanted.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

The Netherlands are playing Scotland. I bet the Rangers fans have gone into meltdown trying to decide who to support.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

@NickyAllt Churchill was a scumbag.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

Glad of that win tonight. I was having a bit of a shit day with my head - not particularly with mood, more in a physiological sense as I've often done since fracturing my skull 15 months ago.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@Hplayspiano Don't think a bra would make much difference. Mustn't half be cold.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@liamgallagher Nonce association. A step down from defiling your sisters.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

29 days

I had my fill of alcohol while I was away and wanted to have a bit of a break. It's Friday night, and I feel the need now to have a bevvy. I haven't drank since Tuesday night, is that enough of a break?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

20 days

@dublin_damo I hope the beer improves.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

I would have been watching #TheResponder tonight, but there's something more important to watch, relating to Dublin's equivalent of Hillsborough. #Stardust

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@LFCGroove The only thing he has blocked.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Cracking.

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2 months

What do you think of this effect?

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@Learphollach

2 months

@JesperSeemann You miss my point.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

@MrC2051564 @MaiaDunphy @the51bar Despicable cunt.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

Hopefully, we will see 'unlawful killing' actually meaning something in Ireland, as opposed to what it means in England. #Stardust #JFT48 #JFT97

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

14 days

@FreddysNewN2_ He's another pox we've disowned with Bono.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

A useless piece of information: my Da's ashes are at the winning post at Aintree with Red Rum.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

Obligatory airport pint. Come on holidaaaay!

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@Learphollach

3 months

@BBCNews He was never gonna survive.

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@Learphollach

3 months

@Carl_M79 Neil Ruddock

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@WordOnFire @maggiemphillips Look, not every Jew or Israeli supports what Israel is doing, but there is probably a big mindset that what Israel is doing is justified. While we can rightly oppose what Israel is doing, not all criticism can be justified as antisemitism - which is used at every opportunity.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

Man City-Chelsea. Can I really be arsed?

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@Learphollach

19 days

@jake_const15 Yeah, why would we want to be in union with thick cunts like you?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@dublin_damo I'm sorry I never got to have more than the one I have now. I hope there's still the possibility it happens for you, because there's not a lot better than passing Liverpool off to your offspring.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

I've just had my watch of #BernardHillRIP in #BoysoftheBlackstuff - not just his episode, but the original one also. I've thought that for a long time, he played an embodiment of the fortunes of Liverpool, which are still true today - more so his own episode. The other characters

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

16 days

I hope rats have pissed in it.

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@MailSport

16 days

An England fan DIVING into a fountain in Frankfurt before England face Denmark later 🐬🤣

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

7 days

Kenny Cunningham can be quite funny at times, but by God he fuckin hates Liverpool.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

Ibiza. A place where you can get great wood.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

On the 9th May, I'll have had mine 16 years.

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

@wiseconnector

2 months

I’m very stable.

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12 days

@YNWAANDY28 I was in the same situation in 2007, and life was pretty shit for me. You may feel that no one thinks of you, and people might tell you otherwise, but you might be right. I was. I took myself over to Ireland, and although things went down further for me, they also took a long

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@waynelico @SimonLester24 You don't have a clue about Liverpool Football Club, its fans or its culture. Find someone else to support.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

Do you know when you get older, you are meant to need less sleep? I'm finding I need more.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

To 16 years of being home.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

26 days

Ivan Yates and maths are hardly a good combination. #vote2024 #primetime

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@Learphollach

1 month

@NiecyOKeeffe Bambi on skates.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

Does he get to enter a ballot to go their games?

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3 months

🚨🇰🇵🇮🇷 Kim Jong Un supports IRAN!

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@AnythingLFC_ @gunnerslaa8126 Nice bit of sarcasm.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@Carl_M79 At least he looks happy.

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@Learphollach

2 months

@Deano84LFC He was just a very naughty boy.

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@Learphollach

3 months

@Carl_M79 Julian Dicks

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

10 days

Fair play Georgia.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

1 month

@TFHBs This is one of the best goals ever. Perhaps it was hit and hope, perhaps it was meant? Either way it was a great goal. I remember Shevchenko scoring something similar for Dinamo Kiev.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

@TonyMoo32 @plinketyplink2 She had a ball anyway.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

If you were affected by any of the scenes on tonight's #FairCity ...yeah the local Guard came on to me.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@lfc_arrow It's coming, isn't it?

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@Learphollach

3 months

@Sachinettiyil I have it ordered for my Good Friday evening viewing.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

18 days

@o_reachtaire You could also make that argument for Belfast and Cork.

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@Learphollach

1 month

@TRobinsonNewEra So you can sniff harder?

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

19 days

@rufc_owen @HazLFC97 Are you the authority on the day's events? You stupid cunt.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

Diogo celebrating player of the month.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

Georgie did it. He's come out the closet and has a raging hate against women since googly eyes give him the elbow. #FairCity

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

And Liverpool, is The People's Independant Republic of Liverpool, and we're totally neutral.

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If this is World War 3, it is important for every foreign power wanting to attack Ireland-EU to know that Cork is the real capital of Ireland.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

@Themiddle03 Russians must be looking and laughing.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

@mattletiss7 You have the inspiration and unity of a turnip.

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@Learphollach

1 month

@NiecyOKeeffe Thank you. Can't even come across a decent Glaswegian to strike conversation with.

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@Learphollach

2 months

@MaiaDunphy @BingoBangoBong9 Every criticism Israel rightly gets is seen as antisemitic.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

@DrUmarAlQadri I almost fully agree. I don't condone what Hamas have done - I'll make that clear, but I can understand their actions for the way Israelis treat Palistinians, and a lot of that is being lost in the ether.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

2 months

@LFCJakey_ People who support either of the clubs and are apathetic to the city and its people are not wanted. Only in for their own personal gains, just like the people that were there before and fucking off afterwards.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

4 months

(Un)Happy St Patrick's to you all. @Tommedian it became a wet one after all: drowning the shamrock and the sorrows.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

England fans anger at new shirt design.

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@Learphollach

3 months

@05c4rXr4y @Josephbowe4116 @michaelevansuk Of course I don't specifically per se. No one would as it would be top secret, but I've read that the SAS have been involved in "nasty political suff", and something like that would perfectly fit the bill.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

5 months

@Stillmanator You're still celebrating winning an imaginary league in February.

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Ian Heaton

@Learphollach

3 months

@isitreallymoira That isn't too far from where I'm from.

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