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@Lawtonaaaj

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Any non it/its Bi Bipoc Cook Lover of weird and wild fantasy

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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@crulge Taco bell getting sued for not having enough beef in their ground beef (minimum percentage to legally call something taco meat.) and greatly increasing its quality.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@authfelixgraves I was beat for years for "failing to admit my wrongdoing" cause my stepdad got drunk and ate his candy bar saw me with the same candy bar (that he had given me he bought 2) and assumed i had stolen his.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@GunnerDobbins High school peter was kinda a jerk its not a far take to see peter as like a tatepilled youth who got to college learned how much he sucked and pivoted far in the opposite direction
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@Q_Review Halloween is the oppressive force holding back the Christmas shopping season of course stores hate it. They know they cant compete with spirit Halloween.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@themetalhiro If youve never read the sanji adventures issues that are all written and drawn by the shogeki no souma guy that sanji definetely does this in the alabasta one
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@Elamimaxima Hbomerguy just being like "dont lie on the internet to harm people. Or you'll pique my interest.."
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@plazynoodles @_brownmustard I mean you could make it by sections and tile it, but it is a nightmare a tiktok guy made an endtable with it. Took him days destroyed his workshop and sold for 80k
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@kingebarrington Yeah in Oklahoma we know him as the guy who invented sweet potato fries (also the reason Oklahoma is habitable.)
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@Lawtonaaaj
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10 months
@Network_Synth I love the reaction comic to this where 2 seemingly normal peter parkers remark on how everyone has a thing so in infinite universes there must be a racist peter parker and they both freak out hoping they arent the racist peter parker.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@LauraFlowD @dimestorepaglia Mov loves roses so daughter names rose the idea is that one of them loves someone named josh.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@YasmineJibril Its especially good when the locals are like "we hate you for what youve done but no one should have to go through what they will do to you" and the colonizers just blow them off and go anyway.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@Blaster8645 @mere_lesueur @AMazeofNettles @emilykmay @She_Brings_Joy The difference is that if you show them a picture of their friends they will know who they are, but if you ask them to make a list of their friends unprompted they will often leave off or forget to mention ones they havent recently interacted with.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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8 months
@tigerglove Yeah its not a measure of quality of a piece of work, its an indictment of society. The fact that the bar is that low and most movies cant pass it.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@ivy_wylder @PopBase And you missed the episode where nikki asks another girl out on a date.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@GopherAtl @thisismewhatevs I think the big thing is men are used to movies with well fleshed out male characters and then female characters just there to be "girl" so female audiences are fine to see the reverse but guys cant comprehend it.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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8 months
@nullnvoid18 @NinaGoemod @Richmond_Lee So in lots America you cant have businesses in the same place as private homes/apartments. So you can't walk outta your house down to the bakery you gotta drive 15 minutes to go to a supermarket that sells everything.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@EMOCHAIBOY @thedigitaldash_ She literally set up a government where she the immortal ruler. rules uncontested forever and has enforced this with violence multiple times.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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7 months
@nixedPoE @francisxwolf Thats the guy who tried to spectrometer uranium to figure out the age of the earth and kept getting progressively more frustrated as he kept removing every possible source of lead that was interfering just to realize that lead partiulate in his hair and fingernails was enough
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@Lawtonaaaj
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10 months
@GalaxyPeaBrain On one hand the washington post is the economic front for a cult on the other hand guess we gotta gove it up for the cult this one time
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@VoicesByZane Ok but where the spider from that verse cause thats what i wanna see
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@SerivaTiger @Q_Review Guy on jeopardy was talking about how he had to give up his trip without getting the 250k back to go to his daughters wedding.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@TTheBean2 @xaviersonline But the other countries include gun suicides and gun suicides are the majority of gun related deaths.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@J_K_Chesterton Jokers most respected ops is the irs. He wont mess with them. He always files early and puts all earned income down including illegal income
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@Lawtonaaaj
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2 years
@6ydneysaysthat @heyyitsjanea cant forget the asbestos to make the fake snow
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@LeftAtLondon Or when she is singing about how she wants a secure faithful relationship and the guest verse is about how the guy has such mad game
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@nameshiv I mean there was that eastern european lady who killed womens husbands for them when divorce wasnt an option that supposedly killed at least 250. Only got found out cause she confessed on her deathbed and was like check the garden.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@Esme_1831 @drmistercody "We literally couldnt close our safe one person would push the money while the other would push the door. You know, and there would be little notes sticking out." Wildly different world they lived it
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@femdemiurge Also part of the kamabakas is they come from bon clay that was more trying to represent the trans and nonbinary spectrum of identities of the Japanese kamas/newkamas which is a unique queer subculture of japan more similar to the drag community.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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2 years
@turk1shprincess Comment section not passive the vibe check
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@BramR0t Yum the taste of cadmium blue in the mornin
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1 year
@Idolomantises Kinda funny how this post is.going the same way
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@Lawtonaaaj
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7 months
@miisdreavus_ @GunnerDobbins I used tate pilled as a shorthand for like the youtube rightwing pipeline stuff. You are correct maybe pewdiepie would have been a better example.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@guy_oak @NYCWaIIcrawler1 Basically so he doesnt have to accost the random person for the ticket to keep his paycheck hes asking spiderman to flip his car so he can ticket spiderman (who presumably cant be tracked to be forced to pay it) so everyone wins.
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@lilgrapefruits He was thought of as leftist for convincing kanye to not be antisemitic in public
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@LivinCivil @LolOverruled New york judge got banned from Seeing criminal cases after rejecting police testimony after the officer lied in an obvious enough way to be contradicted by the other evidence.
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@LighterPolpos Literally the guy that made all the cute lil statues around nyc. Invited people to a show killed a dog and then filmed everyone's reactions to it as an "art thing"
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP The triangle faced youtuber made a binch of drama attacking legal eagle for plagerism for his editor reaching out to one of her editors on how they did a particular transition. While researching her claims a bunch of word for word clip for clip plagerism she had done came 2 light
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@realwackyguy Ok but like learning your vocal stim through masking is the single bit of good rep ive ever seen from the character.
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1 year
@JoePostingg The cia supported a democratically elected leader? I didnt know they could do that.
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1 year
@krishnugget @Zhane_Star Well there are a bunch of moments in her life that seemingly have narritive implications of growing up black. And considering they adopted darwin i love the idea of a black child being adopted into a black family. Even if i headcannon richards mom as jewish rather than asian.
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@artwithinpod They heard percy jackson was getting a show and decided they needed to prove its superiority.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@dialmformichele @jstlivinlfe @tejuabiolaart I mean the character with critches was a satyr who has his own limitations due to having hooves throughout the series. Unless you mean chiron who was in a wheelchair but is actually a centaur. Theres clovis with debilitating narcolepsy,
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@dollshojo Depends on the era. 80s and 90s shoujo was full of cardboard cutout dudes. But you know the genres been able to grow in an interesting way. Shonen hasn't in the same way
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@Crapinator1010 @ThatJakePC Rumors are that a bunch of the shit ian flemming wrote about in regards to 007 were exaggerated examples of his stuff
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@bloodberry_tart You know i just realized this is probably why there were so many overreactions to weed in media people thought weed was salvia cause it was definitely marketed as legal weed.
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@dinopostedthat @littygritty @PopBase Also missed in what they posted is that the studio hires actors and crew to dress up in character and promote works so if you are dressing up in character and posting the vids to your followers you are literally doing scab work without even being paid to do it.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@ItsAarti_ @cowboymaxwell Its been done b4. Its just wildly expensive and not available for general use
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@NassVon @FinesseEness Cause there is a long "proud(?)" History of uppercrust white people, especially british people, eating black people. Now that its fallen outta vogue this is the best they can do.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@SypherNemeth @LauraFlowD @dimestorepaglia Well it kinda is if the dude named josh is a bottle of wine.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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11 months
@ThatOnePoes Theres a poem called city of slaughter written by a jewish man after a pogrom and it easily maps onto a Palestinian experience.
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1 year
@GolgothasArt @papertiki Lmao this happens all the time. People are like i want white meat and im like breasts or wings and they are like eww no i want drumsticks and im like thats not white meat.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@krislikesagony @SanagiYuzu New slur to reclaim just dropped
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@CatDadQuinn @QuinnCat13 I mean literal thunderbirds of military devastation. My favorite part is it turned on its head where now when they make a new one they name it after a diff tribe to keep the association.
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@Devcynical @aevris_ Because we ovebred them for use as message transit and then threw them away for phones. So there are massive flocks of wild formerly domesticated birds in population centers
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@ErinInTheMorn I think the idea is actually not that trans men are more accepted but more they are ignored/invalidated.
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1 year
Tweet media one
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@ZayoStan @heyyitsjanea So its 3 seperate ones theres growers who get off on overfeeding women till they get overly large. Theres the disgust guys when you see people make horrible recipes on tiktok or whatever that are obviously disgusting. And then control folk who just like people doing things asked.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@wtfstephaniez @thedigitaldash_ Bro she lightskinned but still black. I mean dang marshall lee is donald glover for a reason.
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@rozzaaaabd @skunkyly Adopting out the children of an ethnic group is a way to separate that ethnic group from its culture and practices. This is why we have the iwca in america to limit the white washing of native folks
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@Lucy_Puppygirl @judgementshae I think the diagram is a ven diagram of people whoose cis female partners forced them to top and people who top because previous encounters left them unable to trust their partner if their partner tops.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@EdwardIrr4 @MaceAhWindu Dude keeps giving it away not his fault it keeps coming back.
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@willsgardevoir Its ok skips has seen this before he knows what to do.
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@Sunsaparilla @CircleToonsHD The people that need that wont get it. People already fall for fakes with far less quality today and then still trust the internet for their news.
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@Qnorthropi @domesticmothman @DevonESawa Please no id actually have to watch a bond movie then.
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@TlMEKEEP Also depending on the way they vamp if there is an actual death aspect to it kidney failure /uriter buildup can darken a black persons complexion.
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@Frogmentarii @lych333s Makes me think of the average intelligence peter from tiktok where dude just runs everywhere. Dudes built cause he actually has to work out.
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@outerspacesucks @jakebrodes Almost all of these are majority controlled by blackrock and vanguard so drop the list down farther
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@Hoodie_Milly @aangdaily When you're the leader of a nation (the monks not gyatso specifically) your desire for peace has got to come second to survival
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@montalvs94 @Sabo_Cat161 @nocheamarga And 10 percent testing things ahead of time so you can belive or doubt how honest they are being.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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2 years
@sapphicide @bakedbananners1 Using they/them for a nonbinary person who exclusively uses gendered pronouns he/him and she/her is misgendering
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@Minty_2022 I mean amab nonbinary is useful for amab nonbinary people so we can know we arent invited into a space before we get there and have to deal with the humiliation of getting kicked out
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@Marauder2772 @davenewworld_2 Problem is police immunity gotta prove this has happened b4 and the cops didnt get away with it
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@CaptBoof @patrickcotnoir Redoing his rap alphabet performance
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@Q_Review Its wild that they are like video essay in name only. You specifically made a post to be like "i dont make video essays".
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8 months
@HemborgChariot @McSquirrely_17 @RobinStonez Well several members of the team who did gurren lagann left to form trigger. Most of the big anime studios are offshoots of og studios. (Gainax being the exception)
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@Lawtonaaaj
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1 year
@danielleweisber F r e e that spells free. Saw their ads on my tv. Thought about going but was too lazy now instead rolling fly and looking phat; my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at.
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@Minty_2022 Well i do agree with you but also im being honest. Like them kicking me out for being amab (like visually) in person is way worse than being able to say im amab and being told im not wanted there. Bigots gonna bigot.
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@JUNlPER Advanced divorced. Bro is trying to find higher energy states of divorced dad.
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@BLoobama @PoorlyAgedStuff @KathAntonio7 And often times shaggy wants to leave or bail and its scooby saying thats wrong and they should stay or do something despite being terrified of it.
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@immy_future @art_retr0 I feel like its a machine meant to replicate the master weaver. Like miguel met them and then trained chat gpt 1004 to do the same thing. Thats why its flawed.
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@silenc306 @GunnerDobbins 6th dimensional imp who thinks hes better than batmite cause bigger number but is lacking the practical lessons batmite has learned from batman and batmite has to take him under his wing
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@ItsmeChrisWade Jigsaw muppet
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@TheExiledDuck Gotta be federally legalized.
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@saintdutchess My one issue with it is the stuntmen defense (and i feel its more valid for kids than stuntmen) reading Jeannette mcurdy's memoir i worry that if kids were eligible wed have parents pushing them into really traumatizing roles for oscar chances.
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@FezSauce @bad2sentence The scary part about this is its relatively common for people suffering from endometriosis
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@zachsilberberg "Ok so your pro babadooking? "
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@_co11in @Jimothy2401 @LeftyVikingsGuy @poepilled Well the problem is every time someone uses a non transphobic term terfs start foaming at the mouth and shitting on the carpet.
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@thornhawthorne I can never foget the fact that when spices became cheap enough that commoners could afford them in their homes the nobility decided that seasoned food is for the poors.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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@ComicGirlAshley Bro ate the paul of his universe and absorbed his looks happiness and ability to function as a human being
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@MikeySante58410 @bashu_thanks The thing is its real and its a thing that is useful in certain applications but it isnt a superconductor
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@GameZedd @RaceplayShawty @Ex_AnarchoAnon Originally a teen titans villian.
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@Lawtonaaaj
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2 years
@LeftyTorontoMom @_pem_pem Yeah gregor the overlander. Really beautiful stuff.
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@redjokerzero @GalaxyPeaBrain Ah my bad i confused the two thanks
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@RoeGraceM Its wild cause when your partners doing that its usually cause it either feels really good or they a lil overstimmed and need a cool down and either way thats a confidence boost.
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@nab1803 I mean they were tinkering with planes in atla obviously it was late 1800s tech with some shortcuts due to bending so only achieving 1930s in 60 years is slow
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@uncle_authority I got a 12/20 cause i recognized a lot of the nazi quotes from things i came across when studying ww2 and its outcomes but i was pretty 5050 on the zionist quotes and figured if it sounded outrageous it was a nazi.
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@CrazyMuseumMum @artcrimeprof Also because you had to stay in one pose for a long time and they were expensive it was considered impolite or bad manners to not sit still in a neutral pose. Of you photograph a person from another culture makes sense they dont follow those rules.
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