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Pompey, Cricket, hospitality, that’s about that.

Portsmouth
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
3 years
@pamela_cafc @GaryLineker People do get vaccinated from the flu every year. Everyone with asthma is offered the flu vaccine as well as all the vulnerable. COVID is A) more deadly B) causes long term issues through long COVID C) also hospitalises more people for a significant time. All facts. Grow up.
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7 months
Me and my dad almost lost literally everything because of Portsmouth football club, a really dark time, days like this just make all of it so so worth it, I was brought up with this and it will never leave me
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5 years
@PaulMal21 @treflesg @BBCPolitics That time when he followed the law.
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
9 months
@ronniemac93 @Pompey You mean the guy walking around with the Pompey sailor sign that we’ve used for decades? What are you talking about 😂
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
4 years
😭😭😭😭💔💔💔
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Lawrence Hall
6 months
Now, remember on Sunday that the place to get a burger/hot dog or a draught beer to have on the common for the Parade is from me at the Beach Club, not far to walk 👍😂 #Pompey
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
5 months
Big anti Tory energy in Pompey 🤣
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
By the way, anybody who gives @jamescatlin_ shit over his dad is a muppet, pure bottom feeder mentality. Happened to me when my dad was at the club and frankly it’s just weird, just stop. 👍
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
If Joe Michalzhuk is involved in the clubs 125th anniversary celebrations I think I can consider myself not going to Pompey anymore. After everything he did against Pompey and specifically my family who gave everything at the time for Portsmouth Football Club.
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
5 years
#LFC played 7 less games than #Pompey last season and have better fitness facilities. If Jürgen could stop being pathetic about replays now that’d be great, lower league clubs who get huge money (for them) for the tie don’t care if Mo Salah is complaining he wants time off.
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
So yesterday I got engaged
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
Nobody really knows the stress of family life beneath the public sphere, it’s good that a very small part of it is now clear, the rest is for another day. My dad is my hero and I’m immensely proud 💙
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Neil Allen
2 years
10 years ago, Micah Hall was a pivotal figure in saving #Pompey from liquidation. Yet the consequences ruined his life. Alarming story from somebody that so many fans owe so much to.
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
@HarvMarksy true. Very harsh of people to have a go at him, what's he meant to do? Put his appointment next week at risk by not doing his job?
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Pompey fans comments about Bryn Morris are harsh, he’s been poor but he gets such a battering for a bloke who does try and had tons of injury problems he had to get over. Can only wish him luck.
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Lawrence Hall
5 years
Hand up if you believe Mark Catlin over Jamal Lowe, was sad earlier but now good riddance 🙋🏼‍♂️
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
Yo @Pompey announce the parade and party on the common cause my workplace is right next to it and I’m trying to do a rota x
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
I love Curtis walking about all summer saying how Championship he is and he’s barely managed to control a ball tonight
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5 months
@Yas_Wisden The sudden retirement that Root will hit us with out of nowhere one day is really going to hurt 🤣
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Quick reminder: Portsmouth’s biggest club legend won more trophies, the most prestigious in England at that, in two years than Le Tissier did in his life
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Lawrence Hall
8 months
@jayrayner1 At the Restaurant I run we shut Mon-Weds during winter, I refuse to lessen the quality of the product so the only other option is to shut when there’s no money to be had
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
So happy to see @JackWhatmough3 in this photo 😍. What a day, what a club, up the fucking blues!
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Lawrence Hall
5 years
I know things are bad on the pitch at the moment but the amount of people having a go at Catlin and people like my dad are embarrassing, they’re not even on twitter ffs 🤣. If you think Catlin doesn’t have the best interests of the club at heart then you’re just wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Mark Catlin did a hell of a lot for this football club and the personal slating is quite often just beyond ludicrous, makes mistakes like any human. Can’t wait to see the next scapegoat 👀🤣🤦🏽
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Lawrence Hall
1 year
People scrapping at Bognor away you’re an absolute fucking embarrassment #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Joel Ward captaining his premier league side. What a guy 🙌 #MadeInPompey
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
Appleton has the worst track record I really can’t understand people’s fascination #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
5 months
@highamnoone @HistoryHannahB You just read a tweet saying how it was unfair someone had to have their birthday with one person while people fleeced the system and had parties and your response was to not be angry at the people taking the piss but the other way round. Are you alright?
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
I’m a 23 year old man and I still get the massive urge, when I see a Pompey player out and about to run up to them and just shout “I FUCKING LOVE YOU”. Would be a bit weird though.
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
KJ, MC and the board need to be applauded for the work they've done so far this summer, quick and efficient. Top work 👍 #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Seeing Saka crying last night almost made me go and anyone who abuses him has about half the courage of that 19 year old lad who steps up in front of tens of millions when his country called upon him, biggest courage in the business, what a guy. Makes me so proud 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌 #ThreeLions
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
The fans of this football club have got properly embarrassing by the way, pros tests and gofundme’s for getting rid of a manager. Pathetic 😂
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Amazing how people made the clubs news today to be a bad thing. Genuinely 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
9 months
@AndyhHolt @PennyMordaunt Yeah proper, like when she lied constantly for brexit then voted to allow sewage dumping while being an MP on an island.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
If you don’t condemn the people in London doing Nazi salutes and attacking police but did condemn BLM then you are definitely part of the problem.
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Lawrence Hall
1 year
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@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
Wigan’s DW Stadium, have you been there on an away day? Have you seen your team win there?
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Lawrence Hall
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Fun fact when I had to serve Steve Evans when he stayed at the hotel I was working at he was literally as bad as people say, he’s a repugnant human who deserves every bit of misfortune. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏼‍♂️
@StevenageFC
Stevenage FC 🔴⚪
10 months
The Gaffer's post-match reaction. 💬
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
So at what point in life will I stop singing Jamal Lowe’s name when Gold comes on can anyone advise?
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
The year is 2050 and the league one Classico begins, Pompey face Sunderland for the fifth time this season and Sunderland manager Lee Cattermole is looking for revenge for his pentaly miss at Wembley in 2019.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Never thought I’d say this but got completely disinterested with Pompey this season. Reason? Not Jackett or the football, a big part of it must be lockdown but the other is going on twitter and seeing loads of people go mad at our own players. Never used to be like this. Grim. 🤢
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
@MarkLittlemore1 @4sit @aaroncollinsx @TrotterChatPod @TheFanzonePod You keep saying this in all your replies like you’re certain it was funny, mate, nobody thinks you’re funny, give it up bud
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Lawrence Hall
5 years
@JamzLowe Real fans will always back you, wherever you end up, we just all love what you’ve done here so much that it’s hard to acknowledge that you might go. I’ll never forget Notts County, my favourite away day ever 💙😍 #AlwaysBelieveIn
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Lawrence Hall
7 years
Theories put to bed yesterday; A) we're not fit enough B) Kenny has no passion on the touch line C) Pitman doesn't run Still buzzing #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
@Musicals_Minion @FrauForelle @MarcherLord1 Really? Because my dad was a director of marketing a professional football club and that seems like mostly bollocks except maybe the odd rare rare case. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
That’s really really really really awful from the ref.
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chave
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Nailed on pen #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
Serious thoughts on 125 and the Joe situation. Do not, direct hate or anything other than fair and levelled criticism at @colinfarmery and @AshBeen23 as I have seen some, they’re fantastic people who have done more for Pompey than most will ever know. #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
8 months
I’ve been to 76 grounds watching Pompey, go to as many as I can, I’m a hospitality GM so I can’t do many anymore. The loyalty point system protects that hardcore who go to every game they can and they deserve to be there at the best times as they’re there at the bad. End. #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
#Pompey is just toxic at the moment. The reaction to Ragget and Brown signing deals is just weird, Ragget is very good at this level, Brown is vice captain and we don’t have a left back. Christ.
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
@Vikaskapdoskar @alex_duffell You don’t have to compare everything to India mate
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Lawrence Hall
5 years
Here’s an unpopular football opinion. People lord Zlatan as one of the best strikers about when in reality he was just “good” but has a persona to back it up...
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
@DanShawSports Club should ban people like this @Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
@jeremycorbyn Are you going to come up with anything positive at any point other than “Look how crap the tories are!” We get that but would be great if there was actually a viable alternative...
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
Ignore what everyone says, mistakes are mistakes and everyone comes through them. Burge is a champion @Burgey44 #Pompey #WeGoAgain
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Up the blues
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Megan
3 years
Love a London away day 🍻⚽️
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Today I finish my 3 and a bit years at Marriott. Tomorrow, start as GM @_ShepherdsCrook . Buzzing 🐝🐝
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
@SoccerAM You didn’t also see Gareth Evans penalty this weekend then?
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Lawrence Hall
1 year
Thinking of all of the people grieving Pete’s loss this morning, there will be a lot such was the magnitude of the bloke. Rest in peace Pete, thanks for everything @peteblackman 💙
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
I’ve seen people slagg of MC today for pleading the case for lower league clubs, which there shouldn’t be any issue about and Pompey fans using vile names on that fundraiser, I’ve been awake an hour. Couple that with the stupid protest and the fundraiser and I’m pretty much done.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
When you get out in Portsmouth to vote next, remember that Portsmouth MP @PennyMordaunt voted not to feed kids like these. 👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@C4Dispatches
Channel 4 Dispatches
5 years
"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry." Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK are now growing up poor, like Cameron and his two sisters whose family rely on a food bank to help fill the fridge.
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Lawrence Hall
1 year
All I’m saying on the retained list is I don’t see why every year we release some youth players and people get really annoyed about it but: A) don’t watch them play B) will never admit they’re wrong if they’re playing for Bognor still in 5 years #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
For what it’s worth. There’s 0 point in #Pompey redeveloping Fratton if Network Rail and council aren’t on board. It just isn’t feasible to have a small station and traffic the way it is and increase attendances. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Lawrence Hall
10 years
No matter what happens today, everyone needs to remember Awfs has given a large portion of his life for this football club. He's a top man.
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Lawrence Hall
10 months
This and the messages about us bringing the noise. We do. Every home game at the moment is sold out, don’t shove blame at the fans feet IMO, isn’t like there’s rampant booing and people having a go
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RV MARX
10 months
I’m bored of players trying to lift fans during games by throwing their hands up. The fans have done their part. 19,000 today. Fleetwood away sold out. It’s not our fault we find ourselves 3-0 down at home to Leyton Orient after 40 minutes. Pathetic performance. Heads gone.
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
My dad always used to say to me that Pompey won’t always be good but I’ll always have a spine and something to be proud of. This 👇🏻
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Lawrence Hall
6 months
Ready in plenty of time #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
Pompey Twitter is properly annoying because she’s it’s so self absorbed by hatred and annoyance of one side against the other with nobody talking in factual statements, just a lot of angry waffle this past few days.
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
Anybody got a video of that goal saving @AntonWalkes tackle? Tackle of the season! #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
7 years
Not a fan of being lied too. Bye Cook. Basically just accepted that he's small time and has very little ambition if I'm honest
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Lawrence Hall
4 months
@cricketjim1 Ahmed for me over Leach, need to start giving him the experience as the one who’s probably going to take it over in a few years anyway
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
@MattySunlun @C1879D @SkyBetLeagueOne @Pompey Somebody should tell the geezer those photos are from 2013 when we played Wycombe and it got abandoned too 😂
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Controversial #Pompey opinion but don’t think we actually need another striker. Marquis scored, what, 16 in a really poor side last season? If he’s given decent service and scores 20 you really can’t complain, everyone would love a 20 goal a season striker.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Gutted about Macca, he was a great human being, when my dad was at the club he was so nice to us, every time I saw him he was so kind. Too young, rest easy Macca 💙
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
What a rollercoaster few months it’s been for me, was told there was damage on my liver out of nowhere then went into hospital with suspected meningitis/encephalitis, didn’t have that and ultrasound on my liver today was pretty positive. Never felt so lucky 🙌🏻💙
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Lawrence Hall
5 years
If Pompey get automatic promotion I think we should hold a “I’m sorry Kenny” party 🤣 #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Anybody who gathers in a crowd to protest a manager in a pandemic is a complete muppet. Sorry not sorry.
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
@andrrewtinley1 @GaryLineker Congratulations on being totally shite, Andrew.
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
First sentence basically translates too “Jesus, it’s June, chill out” 🤣🤣🤣
@mrandrewmoon
Andrew Moon
3 years
What's #Pompey Head Coach Danny Cowley's message for supporters who are frustrated by the club's slow recruitment this summer? I asked him for one....
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
#Pompey bit before my time all of that
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
@PompeyPedro Think I’m in the minority when I say this but he’s finished isn’t he? Looks a lot slower than he did first year, goals dried up. Will still score goals in the right position but doesn’t contribute to general play, can’t close down properly and so on. Will score goals in L2.
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Lawrence Hall
9 months
@cricketjim1 They’re grafting and not their fault they’ve been picked, we can disagree with it but is what it is, Ahmed is the future so was always going to play. Should’ve been Jimmy for Hartley IMO really but that’s not his fault
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Joe Gallen today
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
@Bluewurst1875 @Musicals_Minion @FrauForelle @MarcherLord1 Most football clubs have deals with their kit makers, including Man United’s typically to pay for the shirt and then take the rest as profit which isn’t a lot. Never heard of loads of players getting a cut of their own shirts so it’s an irrelevant point to stoke division. 👍
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Casual reminder to myself that when I was working for Marriott I was just shy of 15 stone and deeply unhappy about it, year on I’m at 12.5. Mind over matter 🙌
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
“We need a rebuild” *Players leave “WHAT? THATS RIDICULOUS” And repeat 🤣 #pompey
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Lawrence Hall
2 years
Danny plays the first team in all the cups then wonders why we get injuries 🤷🏼‍♂️
@mrandrewmoon
Andrew Moon
2 years
“What’s the Tom Lowery situation?” Danny Cowley: “I don’t know, I don’t know, all I know is we keep getting recurring injuries and it’s killing us”
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Lawrence Hall
10 years
It is what it is, he can be proud of what he achieved, I certainly am. Love ya mush. @blueballoo2000 #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
10 months
Pretty unique restaurant I run
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Lawrence Hall
6 years
There's two kinds of #pompey fans when it comes to Chaplin. The ones who believe he's not all that and then people like me, who see the potential. Think he's a great replacement if someone gets injured and could prove something. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@LawrencePFCHall
Lawrence Hall
1 year
I love cricket so so much. It has to get with the times. Why were we not starting at 10 today? We lost 27 overs in the first three days alone, then god knows how many yesterday. Going off yesterday for bad light when floodlights literally exist. It’s all so draconian #Ashes23
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
#Pompey Twitter is crazy right now. I’m not a fan of a lot of our players but the idea that people are talking about players starting it all and students getting paid off on no evidence is crazy, how does anyone know what actually happened? 🤦🏽🤷🏻‍♂️
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Lawrence Hall
6 months
It’s great when #Pompey are class, just washing up in my kitchen and I just start thinking of Abu scoring at Bolton and how great that was, could live this season all over again
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Lawrence Hall
11 years
@EDLTrobinson That's really your comeback? I'd rather have freckles than be a racist thug hated by my on country. :-)
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Imagine being a working class person and voting for this guy to be your MP. He would literally eat dinner off a crystal plate on your fucking grave
@BenKentish
Ben Kentish
4 years
Here’s the full clip of Jacob Rees-Mogg saying people speaking out about the difficulty of getting a Covid test should stop the “endless carping”.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Random conversation today was that it’s over 7 years since our ‘mother’ ran away and caused the family hell for years. Always remember the people who stand by you, the people who backed us while we proved those shouting loudly wrong. One day those stories will get told 🥊😎
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
Yeah, my pub running safely and sensibly you utter muppet
@MattHancock
Matt Hancock
4 years
I want to pay tribute to everyone who’s been doing the right thing & getting rates down.
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Lawrence Hall
4 years
I feel sorry for the Pompey media guy literally every day. Might send him a box of chocolates and some flowers
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Lawrence Hall
7 years
Where was our guard of honour then? How rude? #PAFC #Pompey
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Lawrence Hall
3 years
Tomorrow I’m going to write a whole piece on the apathy surrounding Portsmouth football club and the state of the playing side because I want too. I was writing for a sport blog at 14/15 and got decent reviews and have no idea why I haven’t done it since.
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Lawrence Hall
7 months
@Packnondo Nah it was 2-2
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