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RV MARX

@HarvMarksy

6 years

What in the fucking fuck cunt am I watching.

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RV MARX

@HarvMarksy

3 years

Im not suicidal, not depressed. Im just not enjoying life, you know? Like just fed up & bored of the same day to day normal life. Need to change my life somehow. Do/achieve something. Move abroad. Start a business of some sort. I don’t know what I want, but im just bored. Get it?

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6 years

You can see Lee Probert’s face when he sees Gray take his shirt off thinking fuck sakes I don’t want to book him but I have to. Don’t blame him. It’s his job.

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6 years

‘For Khun Vichai’

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9 months

That fat lump of fucking lards first pumps are the highlight of my week 😭 it’s like yer da playing Wii sports

Stevenage FC 🔴⚪

@StevenageFC

9 months

5️⃣,0️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ (inc. 886 away) of you at The Lamex today! 👏 Thank you for your terrific support. ❤️

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Hmm 🤔 beg to differ.

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1 year

Joe Joyce’s eye be looking like Homer Simpson’s mouth

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@HarvMarksy

7 months

Port Vale fan rushing the pitch to try clock the ref yesterday West Brom fans rushing the pitch to get to wolves fans in the home end and causing mass carnage between fans and police. Some weekend for football

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3 years

Like if you deep it, the majority of us are literally just existing. We work most of the week for a few hours of leisure time which is okay but isn’t ‘exciting’. You get very few days in a year where you think ‘corr fuck me ye that was a sick day’. It’s easy to say I want to do

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6 years

Laffin hahahaha

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5 years

Just remember, a couple of years ago Enda Stevens was playing in League 2 and is now on the verge of being a Premier League Left Back. Genuinely the best left back that League 2 has ever seen and nothing you can say will change my mind. I love you @estevens199

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4 years

What a bloke. Loves this club. Gave us everything.

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@HarvMarksy

6 years

When you’re lying in bed and remember you forgot to do the homework that’s due for tomorrow

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@HarvMarksy

7 years

Are you even from Portsmouth if you've never heard of or had an encounter with crazy Helen ?

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4 months

Keep watching for Towler loving it

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@HarvMarksy

6 years

@capfc He cannot risk his job. He cannot risk being marked down and face demotion or not having a match next week because he failed to do his job. It’s the FA you should be having a go at. Not him. Simple as.

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5 years

Haaland this, Haaland that. Get fucked. This is John Marquis’ world and we’re all living in it.

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@HarvMarksy

9 months

@JackLJYeats Sounds like a blessing in disguise tbf

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2 years

Promotion Party in full swing 🎉

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@HarvMarksy

2 years

Other nations: Don’t sing Three Lions, it’s arrogant England fans:

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4 months

Just seen this on TikTok. Christ.

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@HarvMarksy

7 years

When #Pompey & #SaintsFC fans are arguing who is the bigger club & a Bournemouth fan says "The South Coast is Ours"

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

So all Pompey fans are scum because one fan threw a SMOKE BOMB. Does that make all Sunderland players nonces because Adam Johnson was? Must be the case

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7 years

NO WAY! look what's behind my number 24!

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4 years

David James, the greatest goalkeeper to have ever played for Portsmouth. Facts.

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6 years

Glenn Murray is bringing football home.

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7 years

Everyone at the national lottery right now

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2 years

The roar. The limbs. The atmosphere. Colby Bishop giving it large to the Plymouth fans. Joe Morrell getting sparked out and playing dead. So chaotic, what great content.

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Mason Mount’s football boot box has Play Up Pompey on it 🤣🥰

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

Man like Abdul. Not the hero we deserve. But the hero we need.

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@HarvMarksy

10 months

Has to end at some point, when it does, the reaction from both players & fans will be interesting. No need for meltdown. Back these players to react. Not missed that feeling of losing at all tho, gonna be a rough one. The fans of the side who beat us will be unbearable. Scared.

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3 years

Something new and change my life but how do you go about doing that? I’m just having one of those deep thoughtful kinda nights. Like I just wanna fuck off to Cyprus for a couple years and live life out there just for a change and the experience. Achieve something new.

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3 years

Your dad and uncle on Boxing Day after one too many mulled wines

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@HarvMarksy

2 years

Father Rags!

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Tom Naylor when he checks the weather and realises it’s sunny & 20°c in Oxford this afternoon.

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

Chelsea fans singing “you’re just a shit team from Portsmouth” 🤣

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

Everyone has down days, no ones life is perfect but do you ever just look at people and are envious and jealous of the life they live? They probably think the same about other people but that’s the goal.

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Now.

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

Your defence wasn’t ready for these two. 🔥

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

Beautiful from Sylvain Distin

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

That moment at the end of the game where Danny & Nicky Cowley were just stood there applauding the away fans and the away fans were stood there chanting their name was so wholesome. Fucking love that shit. Painful one to take today but we’ll do it all over again at Crewe. Love it

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7 years

No way. Michael Doyle's goal..

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3 years

@FootyLimbs

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@HarvMarksy

4 months

Quite cute that us and Plymouth had a little bit of fun in League 2 together, then again in League 1 and now we’ll both be playing each other in the Championship next season. What a glow up. We never win there but for some reason I quite enjoy Plymouth away.

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Happy Birthday To Gareth Evans! 214 #Pompey Appearances 37 #Pompey Goals Approaching the end of his 5th season in a Blue shirt, he’s captained us at Right Back, in Midfield, out wide, & lifted two trophies. A legend and isn’t a fan of those lot down the road. Love You Gaz x

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

Fair play to Burgess going straight over to the Sunderland players the other day.

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4 months

Phwoarrrrr

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3 years

Uncle Avram, top bloke

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@HarvMarksy

5 months

Bring them back here next season no matter what.

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7 years

Those reactions. Love players diving into the crowd. Scotty Allan giving it the biggun to the pony fiddlers. Class. #Pompey

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4 years

Mason Mount is a blue, he hates scummers

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5 years

Can you shag a photo ?

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4 years

@Pompey Fuck me, just said his name and me furniture started floating. Welcome pal.

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3 years

England x Shithousery

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Cook hasn’t got a club. Paul Cook is jobless. Our former manager who got us promoted whose name is Paul Cook is currently unemployed. APPOINT HIM.

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@HarvMarksy

10 years

#TeamOfTheYear @ChampionsLeague http://t.co/qgZi1iLDwt

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3 years

He looks like a kid stood at his parents bedroom door scared to tell them he’s just shit the bed

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3 years

What I thought I needed vs What I really needed 🥵

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4 years

Kenny’s Tricky Blues are back in league action this afternoon. Going up up up!

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4 years

Brett hates Jackett. We hate Jackett.

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5 years

What a break. Ball by Curtis is sensational. Love how @mrandrewmoon has no idea what to do with himself so just proceeds to scream “MARQUIS” twice. Superb commentary.

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If Pompey win the league and England win the euros in the same year. Fuck me mush, how does a human deal with that

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

One of my favourite #Pompey players of all time. Absolute mad lad and criminally underrated. Geezer could have a fight in an empty room, magnificent free agent signing.

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

Bournemouth paid £19m for Dominic Solanke. Man has 1 goal in 47 Premier League games. How is that even possible.

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5 months

Mousinho quarter zip & Warne bobble hat. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

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4 months

20 for the season for our Colby. Levelled his League 1 tally for last season. This time with the promotion a goal return like that deserves. King Colby 👑

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@HarvMarksy

1 year

I love you. I adore you. I will worship you forever. Gary O’Neil 🫶🏼

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

What i’d do to have this bloke at centre half now

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3 years

David James was in the form of his career when he was here. One of the best keepers in the country at one point. What a keeper

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Working at a job with a few scummers today and all the Pompey lads are walking round saying ‘it’s cold in here today, feels like -9’ 🤣😭 poor bastards

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5 years

Steady on Denise 🤣

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1 year

Ok but this is cool

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@HarvMarksy

5 months

We’re happy. They’re happy. Mutual happiness. Another point closer. 14 unbeaten. Absolutely no complaints from me.

Portsmouth FC

@Pompey

5 months

🔵 A point apiece at Fratton Park #Pompey

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2 years

When we scored that 3rd and Pack went up to their number 6, screamed in his face and shushed him 🤣

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5 years

Oh isn’t it just

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5 years

John Marquis sat with all of the League 1 strikers that are better than him.

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

Cricket ones done me

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@HarvMarksy

9 months

The ‘you’re shit aghhhhh’ into us scoring is just beautiful 😮‍💨 What a goal that is btw, that keepers kicking was horrific all game

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5 months

Didn’t expect to see this on the champions league coverage for Atletico v Inter …

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Every now and again you get a loan player who just gets it. 💙

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5 years

#Pompey

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@HarvMarksy

2 years

Danny Cowley is the PERFECT manager for this club. Wont hear otherwise. If he can get us up he’ll be remembered as one of the all time favourites imo. The way he reconnected the fans with the club in such a short space of time when the relationship was on its knees is remarkable.

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@HarvMarksy

5 years

A lot of players have come and gone since that League 2 Title win. Jamal Lowe looks set to be the next one but these two remain. Brilliant servants for us over the past 4 years. Christian Burgess - 165 Appearances Gareth Evans - 187 Appearances

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@HarvMarksy

6 years

Wow. Some of these city landscape concept kits are class.

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Tell you what would be very Pompey. • Win the play offs • Not be able to go to the majority of the season in the championship • Relegated back to League 1 • Fans allowed back again for yet another league 1 campaign

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3 years

Hayden Carter is absolute mustard. What a footballer.

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4 months

I can’t fucking take this shit

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@HarvMarksy

6 years

When Ronan Curtis started geeing up the crowd to get us to sing louder then when he got his desired response and turned away started to nod proudly. That’s my guy

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@HarvMarksy

3 years

Joe Morrell scrapping everyone tonight, bloke was offering out everyone.

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@HarvMarksy

4 years

Seriously, the nicest kit we have had in years. Probably 10 years or so.

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@HarvMarksy

7 months

Fucking love that reaction from Kamara. Really has grown into a massive player for us. Since moving to the right he has been exceptional. Can already see him terrorising Oxford tonight.