Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LairdMichael3 Twitter profile

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 months

This is my inbox and it's how I keep it.🧐

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

You can tell the calibre of people by the company they keep.🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Morning all😊 Do you remember when Christmas adverts were in December and they were about Christmas.🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

YES or NO.🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

The fact that @BorisJohnson return has triggered so many people , is quite delicious.😎

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

For all of the people complaining about the lockdown just remember it could be worse.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

Angela Rayner thinks ethics is a county in the south of England.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Twat in a hat. 😂🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@Keir_Starmer Yours next.🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

IT'S PARTY TIME.🎉🎉🎉 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

I HEARD A RUMOUR THAT THIS BLOKE DANCED THE ..... WOKEY COKEY LAST NIGHT 😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 months

@SamuelWeeps It was fabulous 🥳🥳

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

If you turn this photo upside down he still looks a prat.🙄😂😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

No laughing at the back 🤣🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

I have a 3 day follow back rule, if you haven't followed back by then it's bye bye. 😤

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

11 months

@GBNEWS Fred the french man complaining about Brexit whilst living and working in the UK.🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Question..... Do I donate tonight...... Or do I buy some beer.🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@Keir_Starmer

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@LBC Ahmm.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

CHRISTMAS PUDDING ANYONE 🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@photomikeyhere @ScottyUnchained So she can pull herself together 🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Can you all please reply to this tweet and wish me a Merry Christmas.🎅 So that I don't have to scroll through my timeline replying to all you lot.🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@Keir_Starmer That curry and beer is coming back to bite you 🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@AngelaRayner

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

Dear decent people of Twitter can you please give this chap a follow. Ta. @Kevin90655669

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@ClareRi60008604 Here's another. 😂😂😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@realgreatbrit Spitfire.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

Fanny.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@Femi_Sorry Poorest councils 🤔 You mean Labour run councils.🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@ScottMac_Donald Make sure you take this with you.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@PaulBrandITV @itvnews Perhaps concentrate on this now.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@austinfishernz @MrSarlaac13 And......

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@bmay Dear God.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@BorisJohnson @LewisHamilton I'm not proud of what he has achieved. And certainly not proud of what he has done for the racial tensions in the world. He could have been the greatest F1 driver of all time but not now.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

Dear decent people of Twitter can you give Twinkle1 a follow. @Twinkle98088542

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@Fiona_Onasanya Chicken want's to know if it's job is safe.🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

10 months

@bobmca1 It's painful to watch and listen to 🫣🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@WonPeople I've taken the bulb out of the fridge. Save the 🌎

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Dear @GMB is this one of yours 🤔

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@shirley738213 @VAS6323 @BarryGardiner @Keir_Starmer Looks like Gardiner will be on garden leave 🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

BUGGER.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@w_terrence Donald is coming back.😁

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@WonPeople Well technically I didn't see it but..... Mama Mia. What absolute shite.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London.... I'll show you something to make you change your mind........

BLAIM GAME

@BLAIMGame

2 years

Just some locals shopping in Khan’s London having a disagreement

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

Off Air 🥳🥳 No laughing at the back 🤣🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@KayBurley Remainer tears are flooding the rivers. Now push off.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@IanDunt Well let's hope that your beloved EU allows Ukraine to join them, then it becomes the EU's fight. Then we will see how good and great they are, or more likely not.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

5 years

@marchegiano @rumblinboy Where's that Guy Thermostat bloke or whatever his name is.😡🇮🇹🇬🇧

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Oh just a small breakfast 🤫😁 Sunday treat 😋😋😋

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

7 months

@GBNEWS What else did you expect.🤬 Conversion to Christianity 🤔 the only "Conversion" was in the first 3 letters.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

The best thing she's ever done 😊 Resigned 👏👏👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@Metzyco1 Is it because there is only 26 letters in the alphabet and they don't want to run out of them.🤷

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@dee_1221 Let me put it like this....... Bollocks to that.😠

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

I was listening to Steve Wright on radio 2 this afternoon, and he had Laura Kuenssberg on and I actually agreed with something she said 😱 She said you cannot trust state run TV news. 😲

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@PaulBrandITV @reallorraine @susannareid100 National treasure ? As in dug up from somewhere 🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

I've done one of those bastard test things this morning......🤔 And it's positive that I've got to go to work.🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

5 years

@TheSun That's decent of them, I will offer to pay some of my energy bills if I make make enough money.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

10 months

@benonwine Days gone 😔 Never to be repeated.........

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Congratulations to Tony Blair 🎉 On becoming a Titled Turd.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@GBNEWS Make no mistake, the democrats will go all out to get a conviction on Donald Trump, knowing full well if they don't he will finally be able to drain the swamp.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@Harley_Tory Beyond physical and mental help.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@doctorkevinmoo1 Dr Kevin Moore world leading expert.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

5 years

ALL SUPERMARKET WORKERS. I would like to thank you all, especially the young lad on the checkout yesterday evening, he told me this was his 4th shift of 14 hours in a row, and Saturday he'd be working an 8 hour shift then 4 hours on Sunday. So not going to the pub is piss easy.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Christ that must hurt you to say that.😂😂

Laura Kuenssberg

@bbclaurak

3 years

Tories don't just win Hartlepool, they've romped home with nearly double the Labour vote

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@RachelG21879460 Best put yours forward 50 years coz you'll still be bleating about it then.🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@mitchell_glyn You haven't met the wife.😬

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

Popping down t bakers dose thou want owt.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

Is this twat only on BBC breakfast news spouting shite because no-one listens to him in the house of commons.😆😅😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@edglasgow59 I hope she's down the bike shop picking out my bike.🙏

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@PeterSpotted @SusanEacock Ok.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

I'm going to be driving on the M25 today 🤔 I WON'T BE STOPPING 😤

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@SteakAndIron Hermes.😂😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@GerryHassan Good grief 🤦 you are one sandwich short of a picnic 🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@NicolaSturgeon @scotgov Just about the only positive thing ever.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@guyverhofstadt 27 countries can't decide what to do about 1 country. Hopeless 🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@KimLunn2001 Then they are not true friends .

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@OurNicQuotes @PoliceScotland Aye 🤣🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

4 years

@Willow__Bella You can wrap a bomb in Christmas paper it's still a bomb.😡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@PeterCoborn The wife bought two of these.

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@JustinWelby @CanterburyDio Missing their loved ones 🤔 If that was true, then they would be willing to go back and see them 😤

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@lisanandy This one of yours 👇

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

1 year

@Gasseous_Clay Don't suppose Guy Thermostat will be quoting this tweet. 🤣

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@ChannelUK1 Don't tell me she accidentally smiled and cracked her face.😂😂

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@TalkTV Mick Lynch.... Probably never driven a train.... Probably never been a station master...... Probably never sold a train ticket. But he knows best 🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@Hestergardner02 Oh stick ya mask around your chops , grab ya comfort blanket and stay indoors.🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@Thailandmyfav Black icons matter.🤷

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@vickanddave72 I'm no gardening expert but, these trees you've planted will never grow.🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

I don't call having cheese and wine a fecking party. Especially if they all work together.🙄

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

@AlexNorrisNN You need ID to get a library book,or to collect a parcel 🤡

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

2 years

No laughing at the back. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Soloman, A wise Jewish leader, unlike Sunak

@stephen00116132

2 years

Shoppers in UK Supermarkets are still putting Bacon & other Pork products in the HALAL section. This must stop, HALAL section becomes contaminated and has to be destroyed. SUPERMARKETS may be forced to close halal section, if this continues. please stop

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Mike (🛡️Scottish Laird⚔️)🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LairdMichael3

3 years

@MarkACropper It's going down the crapper.

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