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Yorubadboy

@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@I_am_sofiatola @temitopepr Sofia the preeq doesn't come with the condom plis 😭

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@Lagosdownlow

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@therealpaskal @YimzyAgain That was the point of the tweet. Those big names weren't at AFCON. 🙄

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@Lagosdownlow

5 years

@Maraji_ 😂😂😂 Brother went on a trip & his battery went flat, mom forced us to the police station in less than 6 hours but couldn't make a missing person's report because it wasn't yet 48 hours. By the time he called in the evening she was in sackcloth & ashes rolling on the floor. 😭

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@black_bhoy_ ✈ Aerodynamic Relativity Drag Konstant. You have to multiply inbound duration by the Konstant. K= 7.194° I thought everyone knew this?! 🙄

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@wakawaka_doctor Shut Up. We should support nonsense because we come from the same country. People like you are the ones who lower standards into the mud.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@6ixTus_XI @WhoScored Is English your 5th language?

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@Ashabi__Ade @O_belau @niggazoid The genius of this comment is that it forces you to go back and pay attention to that name in its full essence.

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@Lagosdownlow

4 years

@Okafor_Mang @Postsubman Na the 1% him dey flex so.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@RamblingMind @iamDoli_Suave @FootballlForAll @IamBellaKush You literally missed the only point he made! How's that even possible?

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@fesshole prised as I've rigged his computer to also mirror anything I'm watching.

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@Lagosdownlow

1 year

@miztaclint @StephanieBusari How are we sure you're Nigerian??

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

I'm gay. But framing this sordid affair as romantic is not only disingenuous but also damaging to the perception of queer folks.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@LaBeautyologist Quite fair. And she's still owed in my opinion.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@Hephta @black_bhoy_ It's classic distraction, but with math and wordplay. Some wit within a joke within math. But if it's not Sabinus, they won't sabi nut'n.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@officiallyk10 @Her_Petiteness This might be the most powerful rhetorical question I've seen on Naija Twitter.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@Fredrickk00 @UncleLolu @Fola_thegoddess @a__vanita He's not 170k per window. 😒

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@ulxma We've replaced reading with micro-reading. We read a little bit about everything. So volume is up. But then, you read an entire book. A deep dive into one entire idea, concept or tale. So we learned from books. Now we're very well informed about many things but never Indepth.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@AdenikeRaks Literally one of the worst takes I've ever read.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@JajaPhD Pátápátá all of us are fluid. We are water. Omi lè yàn. Flow.

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@Lagosdownlow

7 years

@queensuzzette Yeah, me too. And the bag took me on a date. Gave me good head on date 6. Proposed after 18 months. Stick with that bag babe. Wa wá alright.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@iamvinicius_snr Without the fight scenes, 9. With those, 7. The plot, cinematography, dialogue, makeup, writing and acting was phenomenal. The danfo crash scene? 🔟 Only Cate Blanchett's Tár was better than Chidi Mokeme's Scar in all the outstanding leads of movies I've seen this season.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@jay_onair Always dressed to kill. Will not spend 1 second extra at the staff birthday hangout. Grammar is on 💯 Always uses the phrase "I don't think your go-to-market strategy will generate the traction needed amongst gen Z demographic..." Orders exotic meals at the new restaurant.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@TheIgboWolf Why are we just hearing the Dolby Surround audio version? Is it like Greatest Hits release? 😭

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@BabeFiness @Sisi_Yemmie You not knowing the meaning of "Confidentiality".

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@DejiAdesogan @flyairpeace This is immaterial. Evacuations are statutory responsibilities of each Government. It's not Air Peace's obligation to explicitly state the nature of the operation. Their statement is factually accurate. Rest the agenda and let's focus on the lives at stake.

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@Lagosdownlow

5 years

@MoPride_ @__skillzz If her lips wide like that, obo yẹn lè gbà 4WD Tyre lóòótọ́. Aaaaaaaaaaah. Obo re.

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Yorubadboy

@Lagosdownlow

1 year

Toasted a Farmer in Ekiti, he said no. Hours later strange number calls me like 5 times. He told a Laborer who worked with him. L steals my number off F's phone. 27. Married. Hunk of black earth. Fucked 🍆him all through Fri - Sun. Fortune favors the brave. 💪🏿

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@manlikeCastle @fabianzeus08 @AFTVMedia He wasn't abusive. He said you didn't make any sense with your tweet. First, you didn't answer the question. Second, he gave you a recent example that made further nonsense of your final statement. His logic holds up. You made no sense.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@Onaopepo_a I've never heard of beauty influencing, but this thread made me understand it, appreciate it and believe in it. Then it further put forth it's case in a precise, non-malicious but honest critique of how a global brand should do better. Today's example of human genius. ✨

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@forever_jamo @tysalihu @NaaAdai1 @thesheddyking Fasheun ni.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

All that equipment.

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2 years

#ThrowBack ..... and I got bigger 😂😈

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@movic_Concepts @TheOnlyAlabi_ The video is OK. No make confusionist scatter your head. If he do another thing, make una talk.

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@Lagosdownlow

4 years

@Postsubman This is a real-life ethical and personal dilemma. The important question for the poster should be about what her name means to her. Neither man has been fatherly to her so it's not about who deserves their name being borne. If convenience is key, don't change your name.

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@Lagosdownlow

2 years

@beardedhannon He is so professional how the hell is that possible?

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@Lagosdownlow

10 months

See as I dey chop these straight boys this December. Back to back... to back together. 😍😍😍

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@Lagosdownlow

4 years

@Postsubman Naa. You don't need to be a professional profiler to know this girl is owed. Pay her.

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@Lagosdownlow

5 years

@Niagy To maintain such humor and equilibrium in the face of such odds was just inspiring. Why I was optimistic you'd make it. Bless your mum, family and your healthcare providers. All the best soldier!

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@VinceSage @halleberry The more viral a tweet ABOUT YOU gets, the quicker it'll appear at the top of your timeline even if you aren't tagged.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

I actually don't think I've seen better photography in Nigeria, horror or not. The tone of the photos is just stunning. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Lagosdownlow

7 months

my boys 😍

PRESIDENT OF THE JD’s™

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3 years

Currently consoling one of my straight Agbero converts. He dissolved into a puddle of tears because I presented him a cake to mark his birthday. Said he's NEVER gotten a cake before. Or EVER done anything for his birthday. So tender.

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3 years

@faeyfaeyy I fucked 4 straight roughneck guys in one day, separately, while each one I finished with stayed downstairs watching football or playing games. Then when it was night, I SOMEHOW (crazy, even for my own insane level of confidence) got them all in an Orgy that night. I'm a Top!

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@BLACKestbeatle @ziggymachala horny

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@Biyatife @proleephic @iKillCuriosity There's no difference. To be insane is genius.

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@Lagosdownlow

5 years

@Justabujatop HIV didn't end it. Dishonesty did.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@Jeremy23029407 @MarvinYNWA @ZionOlojede @Giannis_An34 He didn't choose Greece. Greece is his country. But he also understands, represents and fully appreciates his Nigerian origins. Stop distorting reality.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@yonda_bii @Msmenalicious Thunder ⚡ Fire 🔥 You for this comment because there's nothing remotely suggestive of huts or wild animals. You could not just get your mind out of the ghetto enough to be happy for someone who had the audacity to chase their own dream. And it kills you. Bad Belle.

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@Lagosdownlow

5 years

@AishaYesufu @whales1212 @Moyo_VIP Do not also forget the fact that they did the Lord's work and a public service by recording a HD quality video and provided commentary for context and easy identification. The spectators were the OGs. You can't ask for more really.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years

@Dei_mills Do you guys even know what peer pressure means anymore? Are you still like 13 in JS3 and the popular guy in high school is making you wear a band-aid on your cheek like you got nicked shaving?

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@Lagosdownlow

4 years

@uniform_men @beningay Nigerians. Naija song. Indomie join.

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@Lagosdownlow

3 years