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@LaCaroRosso

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Deep-lying-false-inverted-diva. Anti-social butterfly.

Joined December 2013
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
I still think about this graffiti at least once a week
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@LaCaroRosso
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6 years
Mane was the man consoling Mo as he went off the pitch, the man who had a few pops back at Ramos, and the man who scored. African prince.
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@LaCaroRosso
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@LaCaroRosso
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4 years
@ItsSeansTweets @HinemanBobbie Love the Karen Lego hair 🤣🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
When Coutinho left Klopp challenged the squad to prove they were more than one player. Now we will be without Virgil, but we are Champions. We are a stronger more confident outfit and Klopp will ask the same of his players. As for us fans, are you lot doubters or believers?
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 months
Never forgotten this quote because it says it all. What’s £2m to us?
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
Still my favourite CL 2019 photo. A man reaching the football pinnacle after an improbable journey from a village in Senegal. No player has shown up as consistently over the Klopp era as Mané. A sweet Prince.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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At this point I’m just pumping out Nunez propaganda, but for me, Darwin holds within him, the bastardry of Suarez, the pace and power of Torres, the cheeky cult hero qualities of Bobby and most importantly, an Origi-esque man for big moments chaos causing ability. Maybe…
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 months
Did that Anfield noise from Jurgen said to me for the last 10 mins of the match come thru on TV? Whole stadium was stood up shouting. It was a fucking thunderous celebration in the stands.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Klopp ordering Andy Robertson home from Scotland training
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@LaCaroRosso
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5 months
Loving the stained glass design for God
@peterthomo72
Peter
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Starting to look very good
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 years
We should be forever grateful that VAR was never implemented during Martin Skrtel's time at LFC. Imagine.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Jota really rocked up at LFC and said to the best front three in the world, ‘budge up lads, there’s room for one more!’🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
We demand fresh pics of Klopp on his holidays, drinking beer and completely unarsed about transfers. It soothes us.
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@LaCaroRosso
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6 years
On her 7th birthday @LFC announce the newest member of the fab five: Salah 11, Mane 10, Firmino 9, Keita 8 and Emily 7. 😍 Can all you reds wish my lil niece a happy birthday to show her that when you're LFC you never walk alone.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 months
I can’t be alone in preferring City to now win the PL. City win = collective shrug across football, 500 people attend a parade & it gets wiped from history in about 5 years. Arsenal win = media crowning Arteta king & their fans gloat thru a vomit inducing love fest, forever 🤮
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
I’ll always love Rafa Benitez for many reasons, but him taking one look at Danny Murphy and fucking him straight out, makes me love him even harder.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
There are 12 founding clubs proposing a breakaway European Super League. You want to want to know which is the biggest in the world? Check which club is taking ALL the media heat.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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I want to see their lives ruined for this
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Alex Tiffin
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County Road in Liverpool and a Souty Asian woman is kicked in the head by a man and a woman approximately 2 hours ago.
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@LaCaroRosso
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I love the meaninglessness of the league cup. Klopp grinning when we’re heading out and then his look of disbelief when we score improbably again. Senior players tweeting from home. The kids have a nice day out and Milly probs gets them all happy meals on the way home. Harmless.
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@LaCaroRosso
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1 year
God I hate them
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
England fans out in Poland tonight.. “He comes from Barnsley, He plays in blue and white, He hates the Germans, He thinks they’re f*cking sh*te, He’s breaking ankles, everywhere he goes, His name is Johnny, Johnny f*cking Stones…” Top class! 🍻👏
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
I defy you to not grim gormlessly at seeing Mo’s smile 😁😍 He loves a teammate scoring a mad one.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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A working class lad made good in the foreign office. Posted in Africa he meets my mum water skiing on the Nile. They adopt me, lifting me from a future of unimaginable poverty and go on to adopt/foster 5 more kids. Today I gave the eulogy for my hero. The quiet rock. RIP dad ❤️
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 months
God that was mad, glorious Friday when Thiago signed and this song dropped within a few hours. Those were the days!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
2 years
Salah’s gonna make a big contact extension announcement and everyone’s gonna be like, whatever mate, we’re trying to write a song for Ulla here.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 months
I suddenly remembered that the first trophy was big ears. Big ears FFS! Klopp served us the European cup as a starter! Savour the memories and savour what still remains because we’ll want to talk about these days forever ❤️
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@LaCaroRosso
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1 month
@GroundhogRedman Not even a man bag is it, he’s completely crossed genres
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Even at £5, if we let PPV get a foothold as a viable concept in football, it doesn’t stop here. Next it’s prestige games, then finals, and the prices go up. We pay subscriptions, the cams are already there for all games. Make PPV a non-starter.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
If it had been Liverpool fans that had broken into a stadium, invaded the pitch, nicked a corner flag AND barricaded players in their hotel, Sky sure as shit wouldn’t be repeatedly referring to it as a “peaceful” protest.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
God it’s embarrassing being us
@ThatTimWalker
Tim Walker
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Oh grow up.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
2 years
‘Everton’
How do you say: Nil Points in Scouse? 🤔
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
Knock knock! Who’s there? Oh just Rafa and his red front door here to collect your beautiful blue fume 🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Racists are not welcome at our football club. Block this clown.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
10 months
Hopefully they’ll become so famous that by Monday they’ll be explaining to their employers that they’re not racist because they like curry…
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Qays Sediqi
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Well done Suella for causing this 👏 Can we please identify these scum? This is pure hatred and racism.
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@LaCaroRosso
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We lost dad 12 months ago today to Alzheimers. Delivering his eulogy changed me. I drew new energy and secured funding for my dream job. A bit later I met and fell in love with a sound Scouser. You’d like him, dad. I wish you could see me now. I’ve never flown higher. Miss you ❤️
@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
A working class lad made good in the foreign office. Posted in Africa he meets my mum water skiing on the Nile. They adopt me, lifting me from a future of unimaginable poverty and go on to adopt/foster 5 more kids. Today I gave the eulogy for my hero. The quiet rock. RIP dad ❤️
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Salah’s play and his connection with the fans on and off the field right now is next level. You are witnessing an LFC legend perform his art in a golden era for the club. Recognise.
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@LaCaroRosso
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I do love living in Liverpool cos I just looked out the window to see what all the noise was and there’s about 9 little kids playing footie in the street. Girls and boys, laughing their heads off, and ALL in LFC shirts. Forza little reds ⚽️
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@LaCaroRosso
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People get snarky about watching pre-season games, but for me, I just love and miss Liverpool football club. When Mane and Mo came on against City they were electric, and seeing them in red again made me happy. It's that simple.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
I feel so bad Jota isn’t hearing the whole of Anfield bouncing and chanting D.I.O.G.O!
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@LaCaroRosso
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1 year
Love how if you stop for a beer outside even the tiniest hole in the wall place in Italy, they’ll bring you complimentary snacks. We’re such an uncivilised meff island.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Blues across the city are now furiously opening the cupboards under the sink to lash Mr Muscle in the bin 🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Thiago and Jota. Alisson’s swimming pool gonna see some baptism action this month.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
10 months
Just the most decent away fans. Nothing like the green of that Anfield pitch under the lights 😍
@ToulouseFC
Toulouse FC
10 months
Le premier supporter toulousain à pénétrer dans la tribune visiteurs d'Anfield ! Ce soir, ils seront 2400 à encourager nos Violets 🎶😈 #LIVTFC
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
I don’t want Chelsea to beat City. I want us to beat City. I wanna watch our boys to win it on the pitch and go fucking mental!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Sven’s palpable joy this week at getting to fulfil a dream has been a beautiful thing to see. Kudos to all that made this happen ❤️
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Liverpool FC
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Stevie has arrived 😍
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Everyone else getting a bit emotional when they think the magnitude of 30 years and everything you’ve lived as a Liverpool fan in this time?
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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One league requires fans to hold THREE subscriptions to legitimately watch all games. You gonna call for fans to protest about this @GNev2
@Tactical_Times
The Tactical Times
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The Premier League is asking the UK govt. to scrap the usual auction for TV rights and instead renew their current deals with Sky Sports, BT Sports and Amazon.
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Caro Rosso
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Buzzing for these lads taking on Villa tonight. Bet they’ve barely been able to concentrate in class #TinyCupReds
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Caro Rosso
3 years
Whoever is hacking Facebook, Insta and WhatsApp, is there any danger you could take out Teams at precisely 8:57AM tomorrow?
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
In France every single one of Sunak’s 12 properties would be ablaze by now. This country is festering shithole where the elite cut taxes for only their benefit.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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John Barnes photos from the Candy / Adidas era are pure art. Look at him! He was mesmeric.
@brazilegend10
Firmino
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1988 Charity Shield @johnnybarnes10_ @LFC
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
Walked in to find him playing as City on FIFA 🤮so Aunty had a little word cos only Liverpool players get Nando’s. Bobby now has a hat trick before halftime… #TopTacticalCoach 👍🏾
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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@Biggies_MaIIs They STILL consult him on every major decision the club makes and it’s celebrated as a good thing!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Pretty sure my niece has faked illness so she didn’t have to attend an extended fam party and could instead stay with me to watch the reds. Cos she’s now eating pickled onion space raiders, drinking lemonade and shouting instructions at Firmino! 🤣True red my little red😍
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@LaCaroRosso
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Fell at the first
@TWEnclosure
The Winners Enclosure
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If Harry Kane was a racehorse, what would he be called...
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Quite enjoying Ally McCoist on co-comms. Real enthusiasm. He’s truly appreciating this gig.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
Looks like a young Pat Butcher
@Drasdo
Duncan Drasdo
3 years
Applying the final touches to the mural of @cristiano on The Trafford #MUFC
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
For the love of God someone take John Barnes phone off him, so we can just have the beautiful memories.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 years
Look at the house Klopp has built! We've got a big bad muthafucka in goal, there's a big bad muthafucka at CB, the baddest of all the badass muthafuckers wears no. 8, and the three guys up front gonna make it rain muthafucking badass goals! 😍
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@LaCaroRosso
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Gotta love cats. They don’t take shit!
@whatcatsdid
Best of Cats.
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Gary, the Millwall fan who mistook my mixed-race skin for really fast tanning on day 1 of my hols is now a tortured soul. He sends me a beer everyday at the pool and pops by to chat about John Barnes 🤣 it’s like an old Harry Enfield sketch about a dad trying not to be racist.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
What non-LFC thing are you most looking forward to this football season? I personally can’t wait to see Lampard binned before Xmas 👋🏾
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
@AMI55AH @jodiemurphyx It’d be the easiest scam too! Have the conversation, then pretend to be clueless in front of the producers. Turn the cameras on, nail that shit and get your dream wedding paid for.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
It’s a truly beautiful sight when a player gets their dream move and just can’t contain their happiness 🥰
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@KatanaLFC Much as a question his goal keeping ability, he’s clearly a good guy to have around the camp and has likely helped the new South American players settle in.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Celebrate any wins, you may have right now. Look after yourselves. Well done me! 🍾 I got a new job!
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Found out late last night I was getting a ticket and since messaging everyone I’ve ever met ever to tell them, I’ve been absolutely feral with excitement about singing my head off today
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
If anyone has a screen shot if the exact moment the smugness was wiped off John Terry’s face there is definitely an audience for that kind of thing, right here.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
In the city where I keep a few of my favourite things ❤️
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Caro Rosso
3 years
Whilst it is on Talkshite, Jordan’s very precise destruction of Neville is insightful and on the money.
@KlavanDijk
Ciaran*
3 years
Wow - Simon Jordan just owned Gary Neville. Simon, I am sorry for calling you orange!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
2 months
Shaqiri, god of calves, will deal with them
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Last Nov I won employee of the year & went on to win 3 national awards for my work. Just left in a meeting where we agreed from March 2020 the word Director will be in my job title & I’ll run a new unit. Grafted for so long I forgot I could achieve the dream. Never give up, reds.
@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Got meeting at 3pm to hopefully green light a huge switch in career direction. So naturally I’ve dressed like a baddie in a movie to convince the board of my awesome power. Double breasted grey wool coat, black leather gloves and my hair has NEVER been bigger. Let’s dance! 🤞🏾
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Can’t stop admiring what NB did to the lion’s mane for Mané 😍 I’d wear the shit out of that pic on a shirt.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
I doubt I’ve ever felt this happy and content on a birthday before in my life. I’m incredibly grateful for the health, success and love of everyone in my life. So be it, so it is ❤️
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Caro Rosso
4 years
I wish there was room for Grujic somehow. I’ve always liked him.
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Caro Rosso
6 months
Sat in the top corner of the main stand, Kop end, today. It was by far the noisiest ever of my limited Anfield experiences. Everyone around me was standing up, twirling scarves, clapping and singing. It was an absolute privilege to join in and be part of that crowd.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
1 year
Jason Tindall calls Wayne Lineker ‘bossman’
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Caro Rosso
6 months
Me listening to Shearer and Jenas as they rain down bitter tears 🤣
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Caro Rosso
4 years
Unseen LFC Art: Here Alisson gifts young Harvey Elliot a complimentary basket of Nivea to help break the ice with the lads at Blackburn.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Best get to the supermarket tomoz, lads. Lockdown 2 is on the way. Who wants to fight randoms for loo roll and pasta? Yay!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
You know how there are some players you just immediately love. Ibou is one.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
3 years
🗣️ "He is a best defender in the world, me no, and I hope with time I will show this." Ibrahima Konate on Virgil van Dijk comparisons, #LFC 's ambitions for the season.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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Still can’t watch this without crying. You can actually see Fabinho falling in love with the club in this moment 😍
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 years
What's all this about Samira choreographing a dance routine for the whole villa? Another piece edited out! #LoveIsland
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
8 months
Been taking a time out, so just swinging by today to say Merry Xmas, my good bitchez! 🎄Cheers to you, football friends in my phone with whom I’m lucky to share daily laughs 🥂 You’re boss! Hope you’re having a great day ❤️
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 months
No word of a lie, my Teams call at 1pm is with a Chelsea fan 😁 but one who also happens to be CEO and the convo is genuinely about my future for the next 12 months 😬 so I cannot risk it all by being lairy. My LFC scarf will naturally be in view in the background tho🤞🏾
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
1 year
Got to watch the sun go down from a kayak in the Bay of Naples today 😍
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Normally racist LFC fans exhaust and depress me, but today so many reds have stepped up and been such great allies, showing they truly understand the nuances of racism and why Black Lives Matter I feel heartened that we are of the same club. YNWA 👊🏾♥️ Keep calling it out!
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 months
Wayne Rooney looks like he’s been stuffed into his own skin. Absolute sausage of a man 🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
I’ll ever stop laughing at Klopp calling Monterrey’s fat hairdresser a card nonce 🤣🤣
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 years
Is this typical? They literally square up and the refs just watch! 🤣 We need this in football, specifically in matches when Jesse Lingard plays #slappable
@KliffsBedroom
Kliff’s Bedroom
6 years
What a fight between Ryan Reaves and Adam McQuaid 😳👊👊
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Liquidate Everton so we can use Goodison to expand our Crèche.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
The Gini discourse is pathetic. If your employer won’t extend your contract at a parable rate to co-workers when you do more hours, you’d have no probs signing for a firm that tripled your salary. Your career is 40 years. Gini has 10-15 peak to make bank for life.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
5 years
Can you dry tears on a plastic flag?
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Caro Rosso
4 years
What is the point of Shaq on 91? Am I allowed to be annoyed.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
6 years
Listen Brazil ain't winning shit until they select Rebecca Tavares.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
2 years
Jamie Oliver’s missus is on twitter now
@fesshole
Fesshole
2 years
My husband is forever cooking mediocre dishes then praising himself undeservedly. Just can't stand the cunt.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
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John Terry got away with a friendly chat with the FA investigator. Anton Ferdinand had bullets sent in the post and was forced to question his worth and a lifetime of experiences due the colour of his skin. This is sickening.
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
4 years
Man is so damn spectacular he gets two swooshes 😍
@lfcleahx
Leah ✨️
4 years
I swear virg is trying to kill me. I'm being serious right now
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@LaCaroRosso
Caro Rosso
3 years
Well that was fun
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