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@LBimboebert

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parody account... entertainment purposes ONLY! Follows=Boebert is a moron! If I don't have the facts, I'll just make shit up.

outcalls mostly
Joined February 2021
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Lowrent Bimboebert
3 years
What’s south of the Border? A Rich Culture and Amazing People But my Mom and I are Bigots and we will never go there! Donate to my campaign today to show what close minded a$$holes in Congress can do! 👇👇👇
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State offices are Closed in South Carolina today for Confederate Memorial Day. A day to honor those who died fighting against the abolition of slavery. I'll say it again A day to HONOR those who died fighting AGAINST the ABOLITION of SLAVERY. WHAT A FUCKED UP STATE HOLIDAY
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Zero lies detected ✔️
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Piece of shit Trump whines about his election loss for 3 fucking years. He tells the parents and family members of a shooting to just "get over it and move on".
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@bowl_of_worcel "Levitate" is the word they were looking for.....
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@altNOAA They should have altered this mess👇
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I AM THE CHRISTIAN TALIBAN!!!!!
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The Trumps are complaining that Merde de Lardo is worth over $1 Billion, and the assessed value of $18 million is far too low. These "brilliant" business people are arguing that they want their property taxes to increase from 500k per year to $5 million. Dear Palm Beach, DO IT!
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@JoJoFromJerz I'll translate for West Coast folks- The FBI seized Mike Lindell's phone... at a f*cking Carl's Jr?!!! Dude!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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So is Lauren Boebert, Ted Cruz's version Stormy Daniels?
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So as it turns out, it looks like Ron Desantis is trafficking children out of state via Matt Gaetz's district. 50 Shades of Epstein anyone?
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Been saying it
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In light of the indictment of Hunter Biden, we are asking the US Attorney is Denver to investigate whether @LaurenBoebert lied on her application for a conceal carry permit. The 2 recordings attached are first person accounts of her using "meth".
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Trump completely alone at the race. No wife No Junior No Eric No Ivanka No Tiffany No Barron No Lara No Kimberly Not a single family member or friend How much of an asshole do you have to be, to have race tickets, and NOBODY wants to go with you?
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So instead of campaigning, Trump is at the F1 race hanging out with the CEO of McLaren, Zak Brown, and pretending to be POTUS again. 🙄
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@LincolnWatchman How has @laurenboebert made $40M in 18 months?
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@NickAdamsinUSA A pull-up diaper OVER the pants seems pretty on brand for Your President.. Good job, Nick.
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@laurenboebert How does a freshman congresswoman make over $20 million in less than 2 years? Asking for CO-03.
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Perhaps Sarah Palin should retain the services of Alina Habba when E. Jean Carroll decides to sue her ass for defamation...
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@mtgreenee I would like to thank Rep. Greene for taking all of the heat off of me ! Thank you my Crazy sister!
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@henrymcmaster This photo represents EVERY reason to vote against McDumpster
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@laurenboebert That's weird, this is all I could find when I searched the site...🤔
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@PastorAlexLove At the end of the day running errands....
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@KirbAnne @RandyRRQuaid He's an "actor" he reads lines other people write.... It's all he has.
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@mtgreenee Sounds like a lot of decent paying jobs are going to be available for some VACCINATED Americans.....
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@laurenboebert Constitution says he's the President But you pick and choose that document just like you do your "Christian" values.....
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@mtgreenee Wait what? You can Rent a seat in congress for 200k? They didn't mention that in my GED classes... Thank you for the tip my sister.
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While teleprompter is trending just a reminder that The Former Guy LITERALLY needed notes to remember to be compassionate.....
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Matt Gaetz -"They want to hire 200,000 IRS agents to monitor your Venmo transactions!" Madge Greene - "Jewish space lasers are mutilating infant genitalia!" Lauren Boebert - "Marshmallows are confusing!"
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You think Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't t a bigot? Think again.
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Dollar Store Thor is a fucking moron.
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Lol Banned from social media Banned from Faux News How about banning him from the US! LETS GO BANNING! LETS 👏MAKE👏IT👏HAPPEN👏
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Brigitte Gabriel
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The recent report that Fox News is banning President Trump from their network shouldn’t surprise anyone.
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@laurenboebert Today's Boebert tweets- *California Mayor *Spotify *Joe Rogan And NOTHING to do with Colorado.....
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@laurenboebert Now do Colorado agriculture workers NOT getting overtime pay. A policy that YOU support....
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So I am supposed to be angry at President Biden for high fuel prices? But not angry at Oil companies and their BILLIONAIRE executives? Got it......
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Lauren Boebert and I both have 20 years of education. I have a PhD and she graduated from the 10th grade twice. @CBDHempFarmer
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@thetonymichaels Ohhh.... NOW you can wear a mask.......
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The horrible effects of Second Hand Coke...
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@laurenboebert @Twitter @facebook @instagram You hear that CO-03? She's eventually, maybe, sorta, kinda, gonna do something about Twitter, Facebook and Instagram for you! That will certainly fix the problems that plague your families......
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@laurenboebert Jared got $2 billion selling U.S. secrets to Saudi Arabia. Imagine how much TFG got.....
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@iamAtheistGirl This?⬇️
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@RepMTG @BillKristol Thank you President Trump for your efforts to end the war in Ukraine!
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@RandPaul Hey Rand, Since it's #TaxDay I was wondering, can I claim KENTUCKY as a dependent? Asking for EVERYONE!
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Sharia refers to Gods immutable Divine Law! As a Card carrying member of America's Christian Taliban, I support it 100%!
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Lauren Boebert is finally trending for something other than being stupid!!!!! Congratulations Bobo!
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@laurenboebert Translation: Bimboebert reads headline Doesn't read article Doesn't use critical thinking Says to self " this headline fits my narrative" Copy then paste.
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Jim Jordan has a tell. When he is caught in a lie, he stammers like Porky Pig.
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Ok, Who did this?
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@mtgreenee Candid photo of her loving reunion back home....
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Dear Judge Engoron,
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Trump isn't worried about being arrested in New York for the porn star payment. However he IS shitting his pants because he will have to give a sample of his DNA .
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Trump compensates Ohioans with shitty merch after his repeal of railroad safety standards cause ecological disaster. One resident heard saying - "Trump destroyed my town for the benefit of corporate greed, and all I get is a fucking hat?!".
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George Washington Lowest gas prices in Presidential history! Miss him yet?
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Elon musk has decided to join Trump in the sneaker market.
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Who knew that George Santos was so talented...🤷‍♂️
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2 years
Has anyone else noticed that people with the smallest minds have some of the biggest mouths?
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3 years
Investigative journalists, Why are you asking politicians about high fuel prices and NOT oil executives?
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@ChefReactions Wellington mofo's. WELLINGTON!
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I promise to do absolutely nothing for my district and will not take any of that dirty infrastructure money. Promise made Promise kept!
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Jared got $2 billion selling U.S. secrets to Saudi Arabia. Imagine how much TFG got.....
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Border Patrol stopped 23 people on the terror database at the Southern Border in 2021. Imagine how many they DIDN'T stop.
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@mtgreenee @DrPaulGosar Ever notice that MGT fella talks A LOT and never really says anything relevant..........
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@Fundmasstransit @mtgreenee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Paint chips" May I use that when I refer to her? Madge paint chips Greene!
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@patriottakes Boebert's sons' 16 year old baby momma might disagree...
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@tedcruz I agree Ted, You should call Palm Beach immediately and have them adjust Trump's property tax bill to reflect the $1 Billion he feels it's worth.
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Can we get a Senator or Congressperson to send a dozen orders of wonton soup to Boebert's D.C. office ASAP? pass it on.
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Alfalfa Male gets bitch slapped.
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In light of the indictment of Hunter Biden, we are asking the US Attorney is Denver to investigate whether @LaurenBoebert lied on her application for a conceal carry permit. The 2 recordings attached are first person accounts of her using "meth".
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I'm trending at #1 !!!!! Bc I'm a disingenuous kkkunt!
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@ACTBrigitte Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away Put the box of wine away
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I'm looking for 20-30 people to dress in drag and sit peacefully, quietly and respectfully in the church that Lauren Boebert attends on Sundays. Let's see how "Christian" they truly are.
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Happy Confederate Memorial Day y'all....
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Matt Gaetz has been whining about "Over-educated" woman. He obviously not talking about Boebert and Greene......
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@tedlieu @laurenboebert Hidden camera shows Lauren Boebert taking her GED exam for the fourth time.
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@mtgreenee Banging a guy at your gym makes you a successful business owner? Thats a pretty low bar for success.......
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Ashli Babbitt broke into a building threatening to kill members of Congress. She "dared" a cop to kill her. She never made it to "Triple dog dare".
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Boebert just spent $36,000 of her campaign funds to purchase HER OWN BOOK! We have the receipts!
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Sign language for- "I'M an ASSHOLE"
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Chinese spy balloon threatening the United States.
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When Satan touches a Cross.
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Good night y'all.
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@HeatherThomasAF Mask exemption in North Carolina...
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@TheRickWilson Headline should read- "The criminal responsible for train disaster returns to scene of the crime".
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Joe Biden's inflation has made it really expensive to purchase my Trump 2020 stickers, flags,and banners. It cost me over $200 to fill the tanks on my 10 mpg pickup so I could drive to another Trump rally! How will I ever afford to feed my children?
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@JoJoFromJerz @DonaldJTrumpJr Junior's Mother was an immigrant✔️ His Great Grandfather was an immigrant✔️ His Family tried to overthrow our government✔️ He's making a case against his entire family.
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Hey Y'all! Don't hate on me for this whole Sam Adams, John Adams debacle.... I should have never asked Madison Cawthorn to make a meme for me....
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I just filed a Restraining order against Donald J. Trump. He is a sexual predator and he makes me feel unsafe. He is not permitted to come within 500 feet of me. I encourage 81 Million people in the United States to do the same.
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@TizzyEnt The resemblance is positively uncanny!
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Everything Trump touches turns to shit. EVERYTHING!
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@AngeloBCollie @RepMTG Even if fuel was still $2.50 per gallon they lost out on an extra 0.75 gallon. Sounds like a major financial issue and less of a gas price issue. Did Moscow Madge mention minimum wage in Georgia is $5.15-$7.25 per hour?
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Looks like Honey Booboo's all growd up now.
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@laurenboebert Totally unfair! John Kerry gets a jet and an award. All I have is a 10 mph Cadillac Escalade! I am the most talked about member of Congress! I am Congressing and Governmenting constantly! Where is MY award?
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@ACTBrigitte Oh you mean the same kind of prayers that stop gun violence? Sure....
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That A LOT of male pattern baldness for a Youth Summit...
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Great time at the Texas Youth Summit!
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