Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel Twitter profile

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4 months

one might say they actually float…

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The clear waters of Sardinia, where boats seem to float.

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I’m voting in Brooklyn and Paul Rudd is handing out cookies

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Saget lit up. "I got in a car which drove me to a venue, walked directly on stage, the crowd erupted, I walked off stage and got right back in a car. It was the best!" It really was. RIP, Bob Saget.

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I have a Bob Saget story to share. I never really met him. But in 2007 Guster was playing at the Boston Opera House. We noticed that Saget was performing a sold out show at the Orpheum down the street, and we thought it’d be funny to invite him to appear on stage with us...

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2 years

Never played an encore in drag before but we did just that in Ponte Vedra FL tonight. Wouldn’t have thought to do it but all the attention from Florida politicians convinced us to try. Kinda liked it. Thanks for the idea Ron DeSantis!

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11 months

“David Byrne Suit” just slayed at the fort greene dog costume contest in Brooklyn

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So Mike Johnson adopted his 14 year old "black son" when he was 25 and unmarried. Matt Gaetz adopted a 14 year old Cuban immigrant named "Nestor" when he was 30 and unmarried. Both are powerful Republicans now in the House. Can anyone help me understand what is going on here?

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We are all Gus Walz right now

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Megyn Kelly watching this Michelle Obama speech

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Except Bob Saget actually burst through the banner. The crowd went fucken bananas. He hugged Ryan, shook the band members' hands, waved at the crowd, told Ryan “this is awesome" and walked off stage. That was it...

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Does Megyn Kelly think that the Negro League was just woke baseball?

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2 years

@Kyfan58 @Hoont It’s not the ladders, it’s not the doors, it’s not the video games. It’s young fragile men with easy access to guns. It’s an industry that profits off fear and gun sales. It’s politicians who’ve been purchased. It’s the guns.

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Many years later Ryan was hanging in LA with mutual friend Jeff Garlin when Saget showed up. After a while, Ryan asked him if he even remembers walking on stage at the Boston Opera House during the Guster show...

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Our band is called @guster and we’re not usually very political on stage but if you try to squash creative expression you’ll only summon more of it. Keep fighting, Florida.

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..in some capacity. We reached out to his management to ask if he’d burst through a Bob Saget banner during our encore. They told us to go ahead and make the banner. It was really homespun...

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The encore comes and we realize we never even told Adam about the plan. We’re onstage getting the audience to chant “Bob! Bob! Bob!” so that Bob Saget might magically burst through this oversized sheet of paper, and I can see Adam getting super annoyed...

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... he's strumming his guitar super aggressively because he thinks this is a lame joke, an exercise in anti-climax. That we’ll have our bus driver or our guitar tech burst through and then play a deflated encore after riling up the crowd with an unfulfilled promise.

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6 months

@natdogkatdog gotta respect a dude who lives in the moment

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3 years

This has been circulating for a couple years but it's the greatest video of all time, made by the greatest fisherman of all time, and this video is my happy place.

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@atdanwhite If it wasn’t Jess then who else could it have been. Move on to someone who can confront their own weaknesses.

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Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day

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4 years

@RexChapman @JacobRubashkin Not all bots are Russian. Some are running for Congress.

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5 months

This dog bit 145 secret service agents and no one took him to any gravel pits

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2 years

@_TheFigen Guy holding the leash not a hero

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5 years

Rosa Parks fought so hard so ... Ben Carson could kneel in the aisle of a plane full of bigots.

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2 years

@atdanwhite They look great but I hope Derrick doesn’t take his own life

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4 years

@acexperience Paul Rudd gave me a “blueberry ‘n cream” cookie, naturally. What a MENSCH.

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5 months

My sweet dad Elliott Rosenworcel passed away today at age 81. He’d been struggling with pneumonia for six weeks. While I’m full of grief, I also feel so lucky to have had him with me as long as I did. He cared for me so deeply and I will miss him.

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Megyn Kelly right now

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@JaniceBoyles8 It's unusual, and how often are young single men permitted to adopt teenage boys?

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@donmoyn @elonmusk @micsolana "assassination coordinates"

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@flanabananas "memory unlocked" should be our new album name

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If this is how you order a sandwich I already know you're not a "good guy"

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@esjesjesj also he said he was “so crushed” which is a more apt description for someone else

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11 months

oh good this is catching on. this post already has more likes than dean phillips' announcement about running for president.

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2 years

@ZackBornstein None of the fake Melanias could do this tho:

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3 years

@RexChapman You must be vaccinated to work in the Fox newsroom. Yes, it's disingenuous.

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4 years

@chucklindell @daveweigel Keep your eyes open TX, they will keep trying to find ways to take blue county votes away. Be strong!

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@RexChapman @Acyn Soros reference at the end made me lol

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@hugolowell One woman I am hoping is on that list is Clarence Thomas's wife

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@PalmerReport I have always said Valerie Bertinelli would save democracy

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@aallleeexxxxxx1 he probably thought the punch fixed the lights you reinforced / rewarded his aggression

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@this_is_mallory yeah these corporations are 3D printing fruits and sprinkling them ever so sparsely into their distribution systems because one rubber blueberry integrated in a pack of 50 Driscoll's berries is so cost-effective and ensures large profits and happy investors.

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4 years

proud of twitter

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Rudy Giuliani has arrived for his presser at the Ritz...

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@mtgreenee so much vitriol when you speak to someone who is legally in this country, but looks different than you.

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@MikeBeauvais soon as it went down my sixth grader shouted "torn medial retinaculum!" and my fourth grader, who likes the celtics yelled back "yeah but we'll see if his posterior tibialis tendon is dislocated or not!" then they had popsicles.

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@Leslieoo7 @ClayTravis what if... and hear me out... god's *not with her* ?

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@jennycohn1 Lotta people online finding that the adoption was a good 1-2 years before the wedding

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3 years

@LeaderMcConnell Shoulda confirmed Merrick Garland, Mitch, now the chickens are coming home to roost.

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4 years

Best day of yellow shirt guy’s life

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A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed.

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@FPWellman @marcorubio Literally voted against bill that would have helped at the pump, instead choosing to further enrich corporations

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@RexChapman @RonFilipkowski I hope the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia has a good lawyer and paid close attention to Alex Jones' civil suit.

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Kaepernik kneels to honor victims of police brutality = out of the NFL Rodgers slanders victims of mass shooting = vice presidential material

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@stoolpresidente Your point sucks Dave. Leaving these decisions to people, with no real national plan, has gotten us to a shitty point. Waiting around for a vaccine and watching people die sucks. Someone needs to lead.

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@davenewworld_2 Shouldn't this guy be surrounded by African American teenagers with AR-15's who are there just to protect the community? I mean, we're about to establish that that's legal and patriotic, right?

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@BNONews @irishrygirl But with Open Carry down there, shouldn't the perpetrator have been taken down by a Good Cheerleader With A Gun?

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@hugolowell I would like her to be first on the list

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@Richard_Harambe Not his wife. Married almost two years later

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Why are my advertisers fleeing!

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@the_vello fetterman makes running a democratic campaign in a swing state look easy

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@JoJoFromJerz @NancyMace would love for Nancy to respond but it will never happen

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Walz is a gun owner and hunter who rejects the NRA and might actually put the focus on the fact that *most* gun owners are in favor of sensible gun reform and not the fear mongering drivel you hear from the right wingers who stand to profit from gun sales.

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@SenatorCollins @BretBaier How about pass a red flag law or resign

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8 months

Children shot at a superbowl parade because “open carry” is a fucking horrible idea

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3 years

If anyone following me is in their 30's please prepare now to completely lose your eyesight in your 40's. I wish I'd been warned.

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What if, and hear me out, you took the scammy ads down rather than just adding an asterisk telling us that your advertisements are scams?

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Crappy night in Huber Heights Ohio. We’ve never played here and for some reason they had us headlining an amphitheater on a Tuesday. When our touring partners, the Wood Brothers, hit the stage at 8pm it was 94 degrees out but felt like 103 with the spiking humidity. 1/12

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@RonFilipkowski I don't recall Donald Trump being a part of the current executive branch of the US government.

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@RonFilipkowski Between this and Mayra Flores claiming her kid was shoved by Pelosi, there is a massive new quest for victimhood underway in the GOP to distract from the Supreme Court making women *actual* victims of horrible policy.

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Was gonna post Guster's upcoming spring tour dates (on sale today) here on Twitter but exposing my bandmates' specific locations and the exact time and date they'll be there would be a violation of the new doxxing policy.

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If Trump had been able to convince the GA Sec of State to “recalculate” 12,000 votes in his favor, he still would have lost the election by 7 million votes, and 42 electoral votes.

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@Mickeleh @donwinslow I feel like the telecom companies have more power than the junior member of congress who is not on any committees.

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2 years

Would be a shame if this tweet affected the OH senate race

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Alex Jones is a far more reputable source of information than Rachel Maddow. One of them is censored by the regime. The other promoted by it.

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@TheRickWilson Just to be clear, having a spokesperson that’s a foreign agent from a former Soviet Republic is “America First” right?

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@RexChapman @TheGoodLiars It is the brief but sincere moment of self-reflection and humility upon learning the true stats that gives me hope. Just kidding, he expressed no self awareness whatsoever. I feel hopeless.

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And to think I almost missed the chance to share that moment with him because I was wallowing in my own superficial misery. It's important to be reminded that music is powerful. 12/12

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@KLoeffler Have you paid your own? Like, you're asking AOC if she's paid her taxes... meanwhile you are shuffling around a portfolio of stocks and switching industries based on privileged access to pandemic information? AOC was *elected* to her seat Kelly.

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@jayblackisfunny @JohnJHarwood Every time Trump loses Wisconsin tonight, Bill Barr gets fired

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@Iou_dog @Timcast you can count on tim to provide the internet's worst take

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@robertcadena @fordm

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I just tried to click the “see more tweets” banner but the page shifted and I accidentally liked one of Marco Rubio’s scripture tweets. Tough start to the day. I’m gonna take a shower.

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A 14 year old kid shot 34 people in a school today using an AR-15. Ban these things now.

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“This is not the day to talk about safety” My brother in Christ, this is exactly the day to talk about safety.

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Governor Kemp refuses to answer a question about how to make Georgia schools safer from gun violence: “This is not the day to talk about safety or policy. We need thoughts and prayers for the victims, law enforcement and educators.” Would he say that if a plane had just crashed?

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this is what happens when you slide into my DM’s for life advice

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@McGeeReports @jduffyrice Weird because it seems like he satisfies all the criteria: GPA 3.0 or higher Decent SAT scores Regularly murders people

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A disgruntled man with easy access to a killing machine chose to kill. Eight innocent people dead. The only surprise here is that we still act shocked. Banning AR-15's and regulating who owns guns - that's the very least we should do. Angry men are here to stay. Guns gotta go.

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IMPD says 8 people have died and multiple others were injured in the mass shooting at the FedEx facility in Indy.

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@revrrlewis Kilmeade learning history, live, on the air, in real time.

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@atdanwhite Surprised that fall prices are that much lower. Disney has year round appeal.

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@Scottcrates “I don’t like your words and so me and my golden retriever are OUT”

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I’m fifty today. Holy shit. Really grateful for all the people in my life, past and present. Nothin but love.

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@oneunderscore__

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@JoJoFromJerz is there evidence of mixed species gangbangs or no

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look at the photo feel the feelings it doesn't have to be this way

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@RexChapman THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. Flushing has great dumplings y'all, but too much testosterone.

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Guster at “Porchfest” in Somerville today. A house on our old street (Aberdeen Rd) that was willing to let us play their porch. Made it thru 4 songs before an ambulance needed to reach someone in the crowd - so we dispersed people for safety. Take care of each other Somerville!

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@realDonaldTrump You’re lucky you’re not like the other seven million of us who had to suffer through the virus without top notch tax payer funded care

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@SenRickScott I am sorry for your loss. The hardest part must be looking in the mirror and knowing that you could have removed assault weapons from our streets but you didn’t. And now your friend is dead.

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@benshapiro Did you really just describe Ossoff as "trust fund" while you endorse Loeffler and Perdue?

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