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@L3GSV

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Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager.

United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@L3GSV
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8 months
Girls: we want to start a band Mum: OK but take your brother with you.
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Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
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7 years
Sorry, we can't hear you IS, WE'RE ALL FUCKING SINGING.
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#BREAKING : Pro-Islamic State social media users claim the London Bridge terror attacks were 'revenge'
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Worst. Lanyard. Ever.
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4 years
Bit passive aggressive
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1 year
Cut the all trees down, they’re messing up my plastic grass.
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6 months
I’m enjoying the way air fryers are just getting bigger and bigger, and look forward to the day someone gets a large air fryer installed as integral in their kitchen and realises it’s a fan assisted oven.
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I quite like the Yorkshire Kardashians.
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5 years
Well that escalated quickly.
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4 years
Am steel standing!
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4 years
Morning you.
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4 years
Yes, because his biggest crime was the smoking
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Epic fail
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3 years
Would have preferred an autograph
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4 years
It's the little things.
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4 years
The replies to this are outstanding.
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7 months
IT’S MURDER AT THE TANDOOR
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1 year
Love the fact this isn’t a parody.
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4 years
Sorry.
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2 years
THAT IS THE ONE PLEASE KIND CUSTOMER SERVICE PERSON
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8 years
So many stars taken this year, I've turned them into angels for my tree.
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Can’t stop watching this
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3 years
Obsessed
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1 year
NO I AM NOT
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3 years
Might have used a different background myself
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4 years
Word.
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3 years
Can’t stop watching this
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5 years
I'm giving up drinking for a month. No, sorry, I meant: I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
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5 years
🎶 Oh the Grand old Duke of York He had a large la reine He had a scare in the Falklands war And he didn't sweat again 🎶
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5 years
Calling Mr Vain. #Caturday
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4 years
If you know anyone called Brian, please be careful.
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2 years
Bit harsh…
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3 years
HOW DO THEY EVEN HOLD A SYRINGE?
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4 years
My beautiful boy has gone for the big sleep. I hope he's got plenty of chicken up there. 💔
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4 years
The human shut me out all night. Fuming. #Caturday
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6 years
"WELL, I'M NEVER GOING TO HER FUNERAL AGAIN, THE WAKE WAS SHIT."
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An excellent summary of the Kate Middleton scandal
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3 years
It’s a bit late, mate.
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2 years
Not to be stored in the basement.
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4 years
I see Tesco have a new marketing team.
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THE THRILL OF THE CHASE…!
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Someone's a bit comfy #Caturday
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5 years
I thought this was a joke. It's not a joke.
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This swearing cat will improve your day.
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Eggs are a contentious issue over on Facebook.
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Morning Dave #Caturday
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4 years
I've just found the most inappropriately placed advert In. The. World.
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3 years
Bit mean
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You’ve gone too far.
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Someone’s just had the moment of their journalistic career.
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Unlikely
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4 years
Boo.
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OUA
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Sabotage #Caturday
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This is your annual reminder, don’t leave your Easter bunny in the car.
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Smug thug. #Caturday
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You can see the moment he realises he’s made a terrible mistake.
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I love this.
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How 2021
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@Razzle1964 @Stickytarts You haven’t seen the news updates about the reservoir in America where they’ve already found 4 bodies then.
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And this time, it's personal.
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It's always the ones you least expect.
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Really fancy a spa day.
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It could happen to anyone.
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We need to make them bring back Brannigans roast beef and mustard crisps.
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This is clever
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WHAT A GRAVESTONE
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I was reassuring a newly single bloke at work today about how great being single is. How I relax on the weekend, cook things I really want to eat, make a feast of it. I've just poured a pint of scotch and I'm trying to decide if 358 haribo could be considered a meal.
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No, YOU’RE crying.
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The epitome of class.
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There's a beautiful new arrival living in the garden.
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Someone's looking for a really super employee.
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JOHN, YOUR LIFT’S HERE
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Jobs people listed on the 1881 census. I'm a fatuous pauper. Which one are you?
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Well that escalated quickly… THIS IS THE CUM JAR NOW!
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RIP
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Important Venn diagram
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Missed the
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And anytime you feel the pain Hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world a little colder.
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Pretty sure you've covered that Tesco.
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Amen.
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This is so accurate.
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Men really struggle to find this barber.
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In honour of Dave the cat who died this year, I have created the perfect tribute. A tree of Daves. Happy Christmas.
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This story will cheer your morning up.
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Anyone fancy a spa day?
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As we're coming to the end of a decade, I thought I'd put just some of the stars we've lost on my tree. ⭐
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Sage advice.
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@Sheppyuk @Tesco The replies to this tweet must be giving you the full pleasure/pain experience.
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