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jobless | essex/leeds
Joined July 2021
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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the phrase is “touch grass” not “touch a 5 star hotel in Canary Wharf”
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cafebeef 🇦🇶
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i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "touch grass" thing is kinda classist? being able to go anywhere now costs a lot of money, like, if i have to go anywhere its over £50 i have to spend, i actually cannot afford to go places
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
3 years
got cancelled on twitter once for saying horrid henry and moody margaret had sexual tension
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
3 years
“are you written by a man or a woman” i was written by jacqueline wilson. look at my life.
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Get her on a mega bus ffs
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
3 years
wtf do u do if u fancy someone and they make u a playlist and it’s purely yungblud and the 1975
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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some things you VIOLENTLY keep to yourself
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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sylvian drama tiktok understands me on a level nobody else ever will.
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one positive thing i will say about ugly ppl is that they stick together fr 💯
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squid game this, squid game that.. i need someone to go to the christmas markets with 👍🏼
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@kurenjiworkshop no just an endless stream of restaurants holding you at gunpoint and forcing you to spend your money
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
3 years
if ur over 16 and actively stan a celeb and glorify them u need to get a job
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worlds youngest phoebe bridgers fan @phoebe_bridgers
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i got in x
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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yep cool bye
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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feminine urge this masculine urge this when are you going to get the urge to talk to a therapist
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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hate people who cant cook what the fuck do u mean literally just read the recipe
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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Doing so much for the male gaze and the males aren’t even gazing
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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me btw
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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“pronouns are confusing” how do u spell perfita roll
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
3 years
you weren’t written by a man or a woman no one writes a fucking character with no love interests or likeable personality traits 👍🏽
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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@seasonslnthesun that was in diary of a wimpy kid. written by jeff kinney. Ur so thick.
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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yt people using pictures of the taliban as memes is fucking weird
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@foIkIoree They have no friends and that’s ok
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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@embersgIow Remember when u spent 400£ on a fish tank . Knowing u had no fish.
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surely not.
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me when i’m trapped inside a guitar
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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still not over how rude this is
@tsrbys
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😍😍😍😍😍
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@amicabIeanimal i wont let them censor me
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Finn from my mad fat diary. I want him so bad. soooo bad
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2/22/22 this 2/22/22 that, you need 222 get some bitches
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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STOP POSTING UR LITTLE RELATIONSHIP PICS I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN IN A FUCKING COACH STATION I DONT NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO CRY
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i’m going to miss my home town<\3
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hi guys pls rt so i can find my mutuals or whatever thx !!
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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no matter the weather or time there will always be a white man in shorts
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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guys it’s national gf day try not to all post me at once lol thx haha
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Merry christmas guys♥️
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they don’t make shows like these anymore☝🏼
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@sunhillsgrave LIKEEEE WE ARE GRAFTERS WDYM
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@seanmcgill8 @d0ntmugurself she has a gf sorry (me)
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@BHA_MGA aw yeah ur right MGA that’s me told x
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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outgoing people freak me out wdym you don’t want to rot in bed for 3 weeks straight
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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why do ppl publicly announce they’re doing unfollow sprees you’re not famous move
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missed my paypig so bad
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this hasn’t happened to me i’m just thinking about how much i hate yungblud and the 1975
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i can’t believe people get married and spend decades together to get a divorce . like i understand being able to divorce is a brilliant thing but wallah if that happens to me i’m getting on all fours and vomiting until the end of time
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Ur bird wears stoneys
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me and who
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the spotify friend activity feature brings me more entertainment than it should
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@ultraL2 PLSSSS have a frolic it is ok!!! ur local park!! a patch of grass on the side of the street even!
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the feminine urge to stay in bed and cry for the foreseeable future
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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no one’s giving me attention should i fake my d3 @th
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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no one told me it was this easy making mates in uni
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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nah bye
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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you’ve cheated on every bird you’ve been with also more importantly you’re on the register mate
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I can’t believe how liam is being … treating his gf like shit . And that girl who wears that chef hat in bed .. what’s her bf Tyler doing 🙄 #loveisland
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men called jack r freaks and need bullying
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if your private story name is “cracktivities” you’re violently unfunny
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The youngest member of mensa then v now btw👍🏼
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some people act as if every tweet is a personal attack towards them. chill out it’s an app with a fucking pigeon as the logo
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@rachael_barson Hahahahahaha ratiooooo
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Why do birds hairs fall out everywhere finding them all over my gaff man ffs🤣🤷‍♂️
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your fella rowed at sports team gig
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“can we normalise” no we cant you’re a grotesquely ugly freak and you should be ashamed of the way you act.
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Just saw someone refer to an ugly person as optically displeasing
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Literally no one mentioned black people and that’s how you know this girls actually slyly racist lmaooo
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my girlfriend btw <3
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where’s the manifest manipulate mansplain to my gatekeep gaslight girlboss
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In my normal people era except I’m Connell.
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@nihilistbimb0 Sounds like classismo to me idk tho x
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no because why do so many of you look like siblings…
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I cant start my 2022 like this
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So sorry to hear that Prince Andrew struggled to get to the Balmoral due to heavy traffic For more on this story please google ‘Prince Andrew trafficking’
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hate being reminded of times i was embarrassing after a night out . i was blackout drunk for a reason babe i don’t want to remember it
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hi guys
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asking people what uni they go to is the equivalent of asking about star signs
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pinned.
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hate southerners soz
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putting all my hopes of being happy onto the fact i’m moving to a different city 4 hours away in 5ish weeks. if i’m sat in my uni accom still suffering from manic depression i will RIOT
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some of you are ugly and that’s not okay!
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i am tired of seeing my friends with ugly men
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“I need me a boy that I can talk about colleen hoover books with” whole time this is what you’re reading:
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@every1sucksloll
iris :)
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yall HAVE to be joking
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the feminine urge to bite a man’s calf
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4 months till 2022. what the fuck is this fever dream i have been experiencing.
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not to self diagnose but something is wrong
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soulless blood sucking pesticides
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wtf is an indie boy
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god when
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I do not claim this negative energy
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northern indie lads & southern indie lads are so different
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yasmine🇲🇦 ⵣ
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you’re not loved, you’re unfunny and annoying, and ur crush is jeeting someone behind your back👍🏼good afternoon
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just got told to smile by a m*n passing me in the street. SHUT UP
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