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Kyan

2 months

DAY 1 FOUNDATION CYBERBEAST RESERVATION FULFILLED!!! +1 For Q2 delivery push! This center was PACKED. This thing drives like a dream, and the attention it gets is unreal. Let's go $TSLA!

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@PicturesFoIder Terrifying. No amount of money can buy that time back.

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@PicturesFoIder He has no idea how close he was to losing the bottom half of his body...

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@InternetH0F Border Collies are the smartest dogs in the world by far, but if you're not prepared to work with them for at least 6 hours a day, please do not get one. This dog needs to work.

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@WholeMarsBlog It's beyond idiotic. This is the same lunacy Warren is preaching. WE HAVE A SUPPLY PROBLEM NOT A DEMAND PROBLEM. ECON 101 FFS. More idiot bait for idiot voters at the cost of the country.

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@unusual_whales So our digital borders are as bad as our physical ones.

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@historyinmemes Pretty cool, but he needed to test a child outside his gene pool for it to be a complete experiment.

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@HumansNoContext Jesus Christ, what's wrong with that car!

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@MarioNawfal It's like being deployed in the military, but they actually pay you decently.

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@HumansNoContext You want to tell me the giant metal bird isn't cool?

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@InternetH0F That got sexual out of nowhere 😆

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@MarioNawfal Remember when the US tried to blame Russia for blowing up their own pipeline when this war started? 🤣

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@MarioNawfal This was a politically motivated hit by a biased judge. She should be disbarred. Shareholders voted to pay Elon if and inly if he could 10x the company. He did. Pay him.

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@InternetH0F Poor dogs eating trash food.

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@unusual_whales So he traded gamma for 4,000,000 shares. He's going to keep bouncing between options when low and shares when high for the foreseeable future. Infinite money hack.

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@elonmusk @DriveGreen80167 No other CEO does this...

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@historyinmemes Lol the old @andymilonakis throwback. This is from his show from like 20 years ago 😆

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@InternetH0F Fund the police... and train them properly.

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@PicturesFoIder ...if not his life! Lucky it was sand at the bottom rather than jagged rock.

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@unusual_whales LOL how many politicans have used Boeing as a piggy bank for their contractor friends? Based on this decision... A LOT.

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@gurgavin Dude has cracked insider trading. It's not illegal to post positions and memes so he can just load the boat and meme it up.

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@unusual_whales Now take out all the side hustle gigs and tell me the number. Uber/doordash/etc are responsible for this fake low unemployment %

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@Snowden @OpenAI @NSAGov Elon literally cofounded and named OpenAI, funded it, left, and sued them for being irresponsible with AI. Sam Altman is ambitious beyond reason. Your data is not safe with OpenAI.

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@stillgray Good time to be a VPN provider.

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@InternetH0F Humor is a solid coping mechanism though.

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@HumansNoContext The one white dude in a wheelchair got me 🤣

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@lexfridman Yeah, they just handed him the election and made our justice system look like a joke.

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@TSLAFanMtl All due respect, you own no shares and no Tesla. As someone who has been beta testing since 2019, I assure you, the difference between v12+ and the past 5 years is night and day. The Tesla team is not "winging it".

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@SawyerMerritt That gets you over 50 Model S Plaids that do the same 0-60...

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@HumansNoContext This would immediately be labeled as racially harmful content on facebook 🤣

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@MarioNawfal Oh no, they got Jack Black 😢 Come on man you were never political...

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@HumansNoContext Doesn't show up for a single class; Valedictorian.

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@stclairashley @mcuban Boom roasted. Cuban hasn't done his own research on anything for 20 years.

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@HumansNoContext This is offensive to blue people everywhere. How dare you appropriate their culture!

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@garyblack00 @elonmusk @paraga Well it IS a great way. That's Elon's whole point; sunlight is the best disinfectant. If twitter is selling ads to bots as their business plan then people should know immediately.

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@MarioNawfal The balls it takes to be shown a direct clip of your mistake and try to play it off in front of a camera and live audience.

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I've been testing Tesla FSD since before v9. I felt almost no improvement until v12. It was a paradigm shift... I just felt another one with 12.4.3 and all I can say is WOW. FSD will be solved within a year, I'm sure of it. This drive wasn't just intervention free--it was human.

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@historyinmemes What everyone is really afraid of:

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@MarioNawfal People in their 30s-40s are the real Disney kids who are addicted to the brand. Makes sense since Disney was actually good when they were kids as opposed to the garbage it's churning out these days.

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@ClownWorld_ Glendale Armenians are the last bastion of conservative values in LA 💪

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@MarioNawfal Trebuchet in 2024 was not on my bingo card 😆 What is going on with the world...

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@historyinmemes Oh man, that kid got a terrible contract 🤣

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@InternetH0F Imagine how cool of a guy that security guard must be to get that much respect from those students.

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@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX TSLAQ: Let's bet against the guy who owns the most satellites in the galaxy.

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@MattWallace888 "I will post the link to the full video below" Posts clip to his own edited react video. Clicks = money I guess🙄

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@SawyerMerritt Biden is the enemy. You can hate Trump all you want, and I don't like him either, but his policies aren't starting world war 3, and he can actually compliment Elon. Also, he can stay awake for more than 10 minutes.

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@InternetH0F Being able to joke about these things takes away the stigma. Canceling comedy because it might trigger someone increases the stigma. Remember when everyone could take a joke?

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@InternetH0F That's true love. Humor is a great coping mechanism.

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@GuyDealership If only there was a way to buy cars directly from the manufacturer... hmmm... oh wait.

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@MarioNawfal He personally helps escort millions of migrants for 4 years and then pretends to be pro-border right before the election. Okay buddy....

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@alex_avoigt This is going to be even funnier when the Mechazilla chopticks catch Starship in a few months 🤣

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@benshapiro "Sleepy Joe, or Poopy Joe, I should say, is the worst President is the history of Presidents."

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@elonmusk @saschasegan @AlecStapp Lol he deleted his post so fast.

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@insultsrare Black people really do love Trump tho.

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@MartinShkreli A pump and dump 90 years in the making 🤣

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@GerberKawasaki Community notes: Porsche EV sales are down 3% YoY while Tesla sales are up 36% YoY. Porche's ICE business is "crushing it". Maybe not something worth cheering, Ross...

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@alex_avoigt @elonmusk You need to understand that there's a massive energy deficit that won't be satisfied by renewables for decades even if all nations doubled their current efforts. Nuclear is an interim solution that lessens the dependency on Russia/SA which is WAY more dangerous than nuclear.

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@GerberKawasaki Don't you get tired of being wrong?

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@michaelsiconolf @KirstenGrind @EmilyGlazer Your career is over you 🤡

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@EdKrassen @elonmusk Buddy you can't possibly be serious...

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@Rothmus That's what happens when all your women have beards. You forget how to talk to real girls. Tolkien was ahead of his time 😆

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@ScottAdamsSays Honestly, the beauty of this temporary cancel culture virtue signaling blip-in-time is that anyone with a decent following will be absolutely fine and likely self-publish to more profits, while the virtue signaling media providers lose money in the process...

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@MarioNawfal But who's gonna filter the microplastics already in my testicles?

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@gurgavin LOL and it's the right wing that's a "danger to democracy" right? Right?? 🤣

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@Rothmus Lose weight, get a job.

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@MarioNawfal I'd love to see @RobertKennedyJr pull off a miracle win. It would mean our democracy is actually real, and my mind would be blown... just before his probably. I hope his security is top-notch.

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@unusual_whales No brainer... boost legal, quality immigration.

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@HumansNoContext Unpopular opinion, but no one day is worth 6 figures of debt.

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@SawyerMerritt "Arguably" is the kind of word that lets you say whatever nonsense after without being technically wrong.

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@HumansNoContext You know how much harder they all worked out after watching that, right? I'd easily be 20 pounds fatter if not for DBZ back in the day.

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@SawyerMerritt No matter how much Saudis, legacy OEMs, or governments want to fund Tesla's competition, they will all go bankrupt if they can't bring their costs down. Bottom line.

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@unusual_whales All OpenAI wants is the data. No surprise here...

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@IOHK_Charles Clearly, sex sells.

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@historyinmemes Before Disney ruined the franchise.

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@PicturesFoIder I like a wholesome girl as much as the next guy, but this is incel behavior.

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@unusual_whales Everyone buying compute hand over fist... Chamath: aRe ThEsE rEaL ReVenUeS!? Not everyone is a scam artist mr spac...

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@Holden_Culotta He'll get more views on X than the debate will.

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@realMeetKevin @elonmusk Your paper hands were an excellent market catalyst. Don't buy back!

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@InternetH0F Good churches act like community banks. Jewish temples tend to be good at this. At some point, most churches lost the script and ended up being purely for profit and tax evasion.

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@IOHK_Charles TLDR: Charles got a HS degree at 15, a college degree shortly after, and dropped out of grad school after some credits. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH @laurashin SMEARS FOR HER OWN GAIN. CARDANO IS CARDANO and Charles is only one (awesome) piece of the decentralized revolution.

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@SawyerMerritt Needs more LIDAR, the sensors are still slightly lighter than the car 🤣

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@IOHK_Charles Upload a scan of every page and let the community decipher it!

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@WallStreetSilv And yet 84% by "critics". Basically, the woke mafia. Total disconnect from the people. Zero shame.

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@HumansNoContext Gotta remember to live a little and not just exist.

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@lexfridman He was probably just confused to see a guy in a full suit out in the wild 🤣

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@TravisAllen02 @elonmusk @SpeakerMcCarthy @RepJeffries Ah yeah, the EV guy that advocates for UBI and internet access for all is a real fascist huh? Makes sense!

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@KoguanLeo Do you not realize the stock goes down if Elon doesn't get his comp? You're crying and hurting yourself in confusion lol. We agreed to pay him when the stock was ~$15 if he could 10x us. He did it. Stop crying.

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@karpathy Awesome. Not even a student loan can buy this level of education.

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@historyinmemes He's a gem. Hopefully he never loses to his demons.

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@KoguanLeo You talking about "theft" while trying to take away the shares you promised Elon. Amazing.

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@stillgray SnorBlax

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@Holden_Culotta @RobertKennedyJr Just like it violates the law to not provide him secret service... Our leadership has no issues violating the law.

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@GuyDealership Of course we missed it, it wasn't a simple Tesla software update. The news doesn't talk about REAL recalls...

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@WholeMarsBlog Institutions know the pay package is passing. They know how they're voting, and if they were voting no, they would have sold the stock heavily by now. We'd be sitting closer to 150 already. Texas decision is a wildcard however.

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@WallStreetSilv Oh yeah, totally, but not Islamic extremism, right? You know the whole mandate to displace EVERY "infidel"? That's totally not evil at all. 🙄

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@InternetH0F Cows can be cute, too bad they taste so good.

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@WatcherGuru Unfortunately, there is zero chance Biden or Trump agree to it.

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@WholeMarsBlog Cramer gets one right call per year. It's gonna be this one.

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@shaunmwoolley @SawyerMerritt @MrBeast

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@GerberKawasaki You're kidding right? VR is garbage, AR is borderline useless. This will rot. Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave. This is literally the clearest example of Apple's lack of innovation since Cook took over... Wallstreet will hate this.

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