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Kristoph Vals

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2 months

@PChristlove @Rothmus Jar jar is poetry and genius in comparison to the Disney crap.

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@Pickledfins Trump and Loomer do a fine job at reminding me not to consider supporting Trump in any way.

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@gator_gum @OldTomMaurice @monsterhunter45 @BullheadRanch Sure, being upset because someone is advocating assassination is merely "I don't like them."

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@DefiantBaptist Steve Deace is worth the price of admission for me. The others I have become irritated at for failing to call out blatant lies from Trump and Con Inc. If people don't have the courage to call out blatant lies, I don't listen. Speak the truth and let the chips fall where they may.

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@gator_gum @OldTomMaurice @monsterhunter45 @BullheadRanch lol No. If I shoot someone who is in the middle of a shooting spree, that doesn't make me a murderer. This is exactly like that.

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7 months

@thatk8ml @MomsDemand @KathyKLTran ... Stop it. You are an embarrassment to Virginia.

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6 months

@GDP_Misleads @monsterhunter45 @LegendandLore @Lance_the_Foxxo @TheManlet_King It's amazing what you can do when you are tiny, oil rich, socially homogenous, and someone else is providing for your defense, isn't it?

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C Agreed. The actions of that cop just upgraded the threat level they present in my mind significantly. I am armed all the time, but not a threat to anyone not trying to kill someone else. This is unacceptable.

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@monsterhunter45 George holds the distinction as the only author whose work was so bad that I was angry at having spent the time reading it. (aside from the garbage foisted on me by school - but that doesn't count.)

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7 months

@JoshPower80 It's always excuses with Trump... Not a single shred of personal responsibility for anything.

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2 months

@jawad_od @APolestar12 @MaxNordau The biggest threat to your continued existence is Hamas. They not only brought down wrath on your heads, they are using you as human shields because they are cowards.

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@SteveDeaceShow It being in DC, while driving distance from my house, is completely unacceptable. I refuse to subject myself to a place where I might face a DC jury for defending myself against one of the myriad of criminals they allow to flourish.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Disney vaporized every bit of goodwill they ever had from me. Now, I actively avoid their stuff. It used to be we could just take it for granted that it would be good.

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8 months

@bob_jordan2 @DavidCShell1 @monsterhunter45 Have you considered NOT screwing with people who just want to be left alone? You city people, I swear... Jefferson was right about you.

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@travisco99 @Winning4Him That wasn't brandishing. Brandishing has a a definition and hold it at your side in you own home isn't it. That officer should be in a TON of trouble right now.

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@propandco @MaxNordau See, this is where the difference between experience with dead things and reading about them shows. I have experience, you have merely read. There is just no way those are fresh. No way at all.

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@VividProwess Doubtful. They will play the victim first, get the UN to say something stupid, and beg for money. Iran is all about other people dying on their behalf. They don't want to risk their own lives.

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@monsterhunter45 lol! Him looking at the camera with the, "Well, I tried to warn her." made the video.

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@JewishWarrior13 Hamas should be happy someone like me isn't calling the shots. Bibi is being incredibly merciful.

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@leraborg @toellsnemesis @monsterhunter45 @EgregiousFilben

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@LoomerLs That's nice. Trump is still not getting my vote.

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@WHDNYC @MrPotatoNavy The court was also a fan of slavery. Your argument sucks.

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@ScottAdamsSays Trump is too weak to be a dictator. Heck, Biden is better at being a dictator than Trump is - Biden actually accomplishes whatever evil thing he promised.

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@fOrGiVeNcHy @BriannaWu North Korea is a slave state. This isn't in dispute by anyone who knows anything about it. But, if you disagree feel free to move there. I'm sure they can find a spot in one of the camps for you.

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@Sea_Glass1115 @SteveDeaceShow The numbers don't lie. I'm sorry you find this difficult to accept.

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@The_Dark_Herald @monsterhunter45 Don't grow food, don't produce electricity, don't have access to clean water... They have nothing they need to actually survive.

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@sammysammy222 @Ur_a_Smartass_C John Lott is the GOAT.

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@monsterhunter45 I'm not going to resist... "I told you so." I am going to rub their faces in it mercilessly. I am going to watch their accounts shut down one after another as the grift ends. Then, I'll toast smores over the fires of what was once civilization - because, yeah, I'll have them.

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@DebraMMason1 @will_m1399 None of that is true. None.

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@thereal_SnS @rwsexmm66 I am asking you what else we could do that we aren't doing. Teach them in school is something I'd do, but we have cowards and communists blocking that. We can't MAKE people follow the rules that are everywhere. Stupidity is impossible to overcome except by natural selection.

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@monsterhunter45 If you are that articulate drunk, you must be TERRIFYING sober. lol

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@Derek9258 @Iraqveteran8888 I did the same thing. It was nothing like what I remember from when I got my first modern rifle all those years back.

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@MattAAW Feh. The people that nominated Trump helped Biden win more than I ever could. None of them are getting my vote.

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@bob_jordan2 @DavidCShell1 @monsterhunter45 In a war, you will be fortunate if that is the least that happens. lol Heck, you should hear the special forces guys talk about what they would do to cities if you ever turned on the American people... It is a certified nightmare. So, stay in your lane and respect our rights.

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@monsterhunter45 How long does he think he has before his fine city people start rioting and hunting elites (like lawyers) to eat? Manufacturing is great if you have a drawn out fight - but this isn't that. This CAN'T be that kind of fight - millions of people in concrete sky boxes need food.

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@USSpaceLawyer Californian city-dwellers can't even be bothered to fight to keep crap off their streets or uphold the basic rule of law.

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@ArthurSchwartz @JeremyRedfernFL I hope Scientologists are keeping track of the people gullible enough to support Trump. It's an incredible recruiting opportunity for them. 😂

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@Alaskan_Gypsy @will_m1399 Those are all blatant lies pushed by Trump and his goons. Trump has never been constrained by the truth. Not ever.

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@TheBabylonBee That's not parody. Trump basically said exactly that. Also, you angered the cultists. Well done. 😎

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@Del6711 @Ur_a_Smartass_C I kind of expect IWI to come up with an improved version of the X95 given how good the 7 is. If they do it that will be the gun I get in 300 blk... I hope.

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@LibertyCappy I am allergic to cheese, but let's face it. The world would be much better off without the cities in California.

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@jawad_od @APolestar12 @MaxNordau Ethnic cleansing? What about all of the non-Jews in Israel proper? Not only are they not being "cleansed", they are flourishing and have representation in the government. Crazies keep attacking Israel, of course they are going to lose land when that happens.

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@lwaysITM @TRHLofficial @aubtoms @mcuban @Katiemix87 "Here, sir, the people rule." - Alexander Hamilton

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@gaynarcan Well, that's a lie. Unless you plan on shooting up a school, as crazy people do.

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@muhhighiq @tanstaafl6817 @AllenMays7 @CarolinaLion2 @monsterhunter45 😂🤣😂 When people like you say that, I immediately know you haven't the faintest clue how well armed "red" areas are. Heck, I knew the country was well armed, but I had no idea how well armed until I escaped the city and moved out here. Machine guns... everywhere.

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@SatanSeriously @Ami_Marisol No, you can't. Even actual Ninjas aren't crazy enough to bring fists to a gun fight.

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@Cyclonus01 @FunkerActual Heh. That's only because they were out of uniform. "Unlawful combatants" is the correct term. In America, we call them "terrorists."

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@JohnFeinblatt The LAW defines machine guns and bump stocks are not it. Trump/ATF tried to write law instead of congress doing it. Obviously, that is unconstitutional. But, yeah, try and ban them in law so that the NFA can be struck down as violating the 2A. I REALLY want to see that. 😂

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@DuncanCantDie @AchillesDVR @gaynarcan I think using whatever force is needed to stop a school shooter is fine regardless of whatever form of insanity plagues them. Let's not pretend you crazy people are victims here.

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@mitchellvii 😂🤣😂 Trump is one of the more despicable people in politics. Surely, you jest. He's that used car salesman trying to sell you a 2018 Camaro at a 19% interest rate. 😂

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@MattfromKC @DonutOperator You think they got them legally?

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@deaflibertarian Well... I always thought it was because the burglar valued my things more than his life. I'm just acting the role of a responsible citizen and protecting others from him.

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@JayWinton1 @Type07Safety Well, is Chicago really in the US?

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@SteveDeaceShow Yep. Having it close to super Tuesday no longer benefits them. Time to move it to a time that does. Why this isn't obvious to everyone I'll never know.

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@TheRealWillLich 1. DeSantis hasn't ticked off most voters. 2. DeSantis is an honorable person. 3. DeSantis appeals to more than just boomer cultists. 4. FL actually has a "red wave" last election when the rest of the country did not.

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@RocketPulpHack @alyankovic 😂 I do that all the time. I don't know the "real" versions of any of his songs, and when I hear them I like Weird Al's better.

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@TeamYouTube @gaynarcan Oh, shut up, YouTube. You touch any of these guys and I'll no longer have any reason to visit - ever. Then again... Maybe you should. If they all moved to X my life would be improved.

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@VividProwess @NiohBerg They are only upset that they are losing. None of them actually care about the people killed - they only care that it isn't the right people killed.

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@Chemgrass @monsterhunter45 @gator_gum @haaahahuh @OldTomMaurice @BullheadRanch She's also giving Larry some of those sweet X bucks so he can buy more ammo. There's no scenario in which she isn't losing on an epic scale. 😂

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@olafgalvan3 @monsterhunter45 @CarolinaLion2 😂 No, no they don't. I work in logistics and you clearly don't know how this works. You don't "control" jack.

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@Rightwing_Josh Bob Good is the best rep Virginia has. Trump needs to shut his fool mouth.

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@manuraven74 @SteveDeaceShow The GOP doesn't do squat - but _I_ do. How do you think I know who is immune to reason and who isn't? I can talk to blue collar workers, no problem. (even though I have little in common with them) And while they might not know something, they can be reasoned with.

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@Winning4Him "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson

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@debisuz2 @Debbieh625 Which all translates into "Trump was too weak and inexperienced to lead."

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@RobProvince lol Reporters are pathetic. Manual transmission is easy to drive once you understand what you are doing and practice a bit. I find it gives me a LOT more control over the car.

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@Jp_Morrison1 @Ur_a_Smartass_C You are in England talking about the exact thing your nation did to get their asses kicked and have America break away from them. Sorry about taking your best and brightest over the past couple of centuries and leaving you with the dregs.

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@monsterhunter45 "Bloodthirst Bob of the Great Ratio" Ok... that was hilarious. 😂 I am happy I was here to see that happen. lol

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@monsterhunter45 This guy needs his own chapter in the 2nd edition of In Defense of the Second Amendment. 😂

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@monsterhunter45 Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Liz Cheney - Same evil, different face.

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@WatchChad This kid is getting a "news" organization for Christmas. 😂

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@TheSociaIGadfIy @monsterhunter45 @J0nWienke @WattusMaximus @OrdnancePackard ... There is no such thing as "fully automated labor" Machines can't anticipate human wants the way other humans can. And the moment you hear, "How come HE has that thing and I don't?" all of that imaginary automated utopia burns.

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@LoneStar_Emil @drekidegga @Type07Safety Historical precedent. Hiding from evil encourages evil to continue.

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@JoshPower80 Trump cultists are beneath contempt. Chip Roy is superior to Trump in every respect - so they hate him.

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@DarkMyrmidon @Travis_P__ @elusive37048439 @ARtweaker @NaviGoBoom @SuruchiGokhale Oh, I HATED that.

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@EdgeofSports @SportsCenter If Hamas hadn't attacked Israel there would be no war, no blockade. You are whining at the wrong people for this. Tell Hamas to surrender unconditionally.

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@Travis_P__ @elusive37048439 @ARtweaker @DarkMyrmidon @NaviGoBoom @SuruchiGokhale That's why I keep connecting ARs to their hunting rifles. Since, really, they are the same things. Banning cosmetics is incredibly stupid - even fudds understand that.

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@1984khamees Bob Good is the best rep Virginia has and it ticks me off to no end to have Trump betray him like this and enable yet more swamp. The number of things Trump has done at this point to keep me from ever voting for him is quite long at this point.

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@DeaceProducer Good dad. Dumb kid. TERRIBLE mother. She should be ashamed.

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@manuraven74 @SteveDeaceShow ... Highly emotional people are immune to reason. That is the whole point of enflaming emotions in the first place. Trump does it even more than Democrats do.

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@iamnobody1961 @RocketPulpHack @alyankovic And now I am going through listening to Weird Al songs for the rest of the evening. 😂

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@K12ssdb lol That's not even remotely a stockpile. Why are you even IN America? Shouldn't you just leave for someplace where everyone is as defenseless as you are?

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@reason Yes. Just take it from the money we are wasting on Ukraine.

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@nfinf5 @monsterhunter45 ROFL!!! And now I know you have never been camping outside of a campsite with running, filtered water. Cities tend to be located at fall lines.. guess what rivers do until they get to the rapids? Dump something in upstream and your water is no good.

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@TonyGonzales4TX Oh, community notes!... We got another blatant lie on our hands from a DC insider.

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@WHDNYC Everyone on MY streets has weapons that would make you cry. They are so safe we rarely bother to lock anything. If you don't want people armed it is because you chose to live around terrible people.

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@RayReedMO Weird flex to proudly oppose human rights like that. 👀 I'm guessing you skipped right over history in school.

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@rickkeen @Tactical_review ... Do none of you hoplophobes understand basic math? Separate your variables! When the only thing that can SHOOT are guns, you can't pretend that an increased likelihood of being shot where guns exist is meaningful in any way.

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@DavidJSpuria Offhand I would say they are just reflecting the insecurities of their orange god. They know Trump is inferior and are angry at anyone who won't pretend with them that he isn't.

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@KrisB_Brown I KNOW my kids can access my guns. But, you see, they also know how to use them and have a great deal of respect for them as dangerous tools, not toys. If they want to shoot them, I am happy to help them practice. Maybe you people just suck as parents.

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@SableDrakeCrew @ZonnySilverhand @TheSociaIGadfIy @monsterhunter45 @TyrantsMuse @HaknarIronfoot Well, well... Fascinating.

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@StealerStorm1 @_johnnymaga Uh... this is where I wonder if English is indeed your first language. 1st indicates there is also a 2nd, 3rd, etc. Support for the second thing does not abrogate support for the first thing.

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@Tommahawk35 @sl7171 @MorosKostas "arms" not merely guns. That obviously includes components and accessories.

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@KamalaHarris Stop trying to take away our civil rights, lady!

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@Unfilteredboss1 Trump is so incredibly weak that if he was not born with wealth he would have nothing. He has nothing but smoke, mirrors, and the momentum of those who came before.

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@JoelSchamber @thegaywhostrayd There are 4 SW movies. Everything else is trash.

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@AgtOceans @monsterhunter45 Ok groomer.

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@monsterhunter45 Definitely a protest - with an extra helping of Feds to cause trouble.

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@Del6711 @Ur_a_Smartass_C You are speaking my language. The only thing left to do to either of my Tavors is to put an aftermarket trigger on the 7. Not because it has a bad trigger so much as because I want an awesome trigger like the Geissele trigger on the SAR.

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@harman_geoff @JimNEBirdDogs @SlangeVarDave @kangaroos991 WTH? You kill those things so they don't eat your pets and livestock. Manliness has nothing to do with it at all. It is hoplophobes who struggle in that regard.

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