🌈Krissy🌈 @KrissyInColor Twitter profile

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🌈Krissy🌈

2 years

Hiya! I'm Krissy, your local loudmouth ttrpg mercenary. I make dirty jokes, dabble in cosplaying OCs, and roll dice with great people 💜 You can find a list of games I've played in and ways to support my dreams & help me make more content here:

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor will

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

Just fondly remembering when I was passed over as an assistant manager at a game store I worked at for a guy who was still in his probationary period, so I just walked out the day I found out, only for that game store to close entirely within roughly a year and the lingering yelp

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

@evelynharlow_ If a man is crying I think he probably has bigger things going on than to worry about whether he's attractive to you while doing so. Honestly this is a gross take that should have been left in the drafts

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

I'll post this pic a million times, idc 😇

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

@BaseballCresant I watched my grandfather die slowly of esophageal cancer and thought to myself that is was a terrible way to die and I'd never wish that on another human. I've changed my mind.

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

reviews all seem to be about him (he was the only guy that worked there) and they're all pretty negative 🙃 Glad that bit of misogyny worked out for them 😇

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Idk who needs to hear this, but just a reminder, D&D should not be a game of DM vs Players, but instead a collaborative storytelling adventure. When you stop trying to defeat each other, y'all will ALL have a much better time

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Welcome to the monster manual, where the stat blocks are made up and the challenge ratings don't matter I'm your host, HowDoIBalance ThisShit Let's roll initiative

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

Y'all one time I worked a shift with this guy, he very nearly accepted a console trade-in that REEKED of cat piss, like a cat had clearly pissed IN the XBOX One, and then he let the asshole who brought it in yell at me when I intervened and said "absolutely not"

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

I dont think promoting me could have saved the location or anything, they simply closed nearly all of their stores at once because the company was broke. I'm just happy I wasn't there when it went under 🙃

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

This one. But a lot of them just wanted to know where I got the shirt so uh 😅😂

liyah biaa 🤍

@TheyLuvvLi_

1 year

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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@KrissyInColor

11 months

Be the chaos you want to see in the world

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

My dm: "so amongst your pile of magic items you find a deck of cards" The chaos cleric player and I IMMEDIATELY ready to burn this campaign to the ground: "We each draw a card!" Our dm: "it's not the deck of many things." Us: *sitting back dejectedly* "oh."

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 months

People died.

Tiffany misses cemsun :( ⚰️☀️

@T1FFANYROCK

2 months

“People died” and it’s just a picture of you

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

I am your god, long may I reign, eat of my fruits 😈

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

HE SAID YES. IM GETTING MY DAMN TUBES REMOVED 💥💥💥

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

3 years

We play dungeons and dragons 😇

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

I hope they cry themselves to sleep about ppl like me and my friends ruining their crunchy math game with our role-playing and romancing every single night

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@TheOneAzrai

1 year

👏DISCUSS

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🌈Krissy🌈

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4 years

@ryan81640340 @LilithLovett Trans people pay taxes too.

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@KrissyInColor

7 months

Yall my mom is trying to plan games for Christmas and she just asked me "do you have any dice that has more than 1-6 on it?" 😂😂😂

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

I didn't lie. I love sex. Keep your clothes off. I just want you to call me by my dnd character's name instead.

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

Don't invite me to your games if you're gonna get mad when I wanna bone your monsters 😇

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

I've had a few new follows recently so just wanna say, howdy, I'm Krissy. I'm the resident loud mouth of the ttrpg space. I, weirdly enough, get invited to a lot of tables to play some neat games where I get to roll dice. I also make dirty jokes and dress up as my characters

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

3 years

I wanna play a warlock that thinks they're a cleric. Their patron occasionally let's them do healing spells because they think it's funny that they're confused about it

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

6 years

@jsatz23 @tannerprobably @PoliticsReid @rickhasen @TargetSmart @tbonier @taylorswift13 @PhilBredesen I'm at the very far end of the spectrum, 29, but I voted for Bredesen not because I was excited about him, but because Blackburn is actual human garbage

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@KrissyInColor

24 days

35 💜 This is already been the best birthday I could ask for and it's barely started

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

@SkaldofShenan The only reason that he got that position over me was he got the opportunity to suck up to the dudes in the corporate office (it was a regional chain) when he was invited to come help them sort magic cards. Nevermind he regularly gave our customers WRONG advice abt consoles

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

The other side to the flannel bisexual From wholesome to wh0re 🥰

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

Arguing with my grandmother about abortion Her: "well god doesn't make mistakes and he wouldn't want someone to kill their baby" Me: "Do you have ANY idea how many living, breathing children god killed in the bible?" Her: "God never killed any babies!" Me: "...WHAT?"

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

We've always been around. You just made sure we never felt welcomed in *YOUR* hobbies. I couldn't mention liking any big name fantasy stuff (or anything else) without being questioned relentlessly. It's part of the reason I fell so hard in love with Eragon as a teen. No one who

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

The ttrpg community really said

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

ANYWAY 😘🌈😘

Katherine

@ConservativeKTM

1 year

Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature. Why are you posting it? Who are you posting it for? What do you expect from posting it?

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

6 years

Hey @netflix , the "show me that scene again" pop up is distracting and annoying af. How do I turn it off? Because I am 100% not cool with it. I'm trying to watch a movie, not a football game. I dont need replays, thanks 🙄

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

6 years

@mattman98007 @Vej_Gee My mom's dog is deaf and she's still scared of fireworks because she can still feel the vibration.

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

You mean you DON'T change your tone and mannerisms depending on which friend group you're hanging out with or speaking to at any point in time?

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

3 years

I forgot to show y'all the back of my new witcher mug

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 month

Can we hear a round of applause for this @thistleandspire bodysuit 🤩

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

@been_herde Anything over 25 means their brain is fully developed so unless it's some icky power dynamics like being their boss then they are capable of making their own decisions about who they date

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Our DM just gave our morally grey, mentally 13yr old cleric a fucking gun

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@KrissyInColor

3 months

Someone once told me I hold my lips a specific way in a lot of my pics, saying "it's like you figured out how to shape your mouth the way it would be the exact moment before a kiss" And I am so far from mad about that description 😇

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

I live next to a cemetery. My entire adult life there has been a lady that would occasionally come put fresh fake flowers on graves whose flowers look groddy and no one is around to change them. Well she passed away and there are more flowers for her burial than I have ever seen

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

I just want you all to know that a guy on a dating website asked me what kind of smut I like...so I told him. He promptly ghosted me. Coward 😤

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

I just realized, I get to play D&D with my home group again today! 😭😭😭

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@KrissyInColor

2 months

Don't say yes until I finish talking.

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@KrissyInColor

7 months

@MyHandsRatedE I'm so confused about why he ended up in public school when his mother repeatedly said that was a bad idea. Whoever made THAT decision should be the ones held accountable for this.

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

I'm 33? Feels weird. Sounds fake.

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@KrissyInColor

6 months

❤️ Ive been told I look good in red. Is it true? ❤️

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@KrissyInColor

3 years

I wish I was as hot as my dnd characters

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Someone just blocked me because I told them demonizing entire races in their games is, in fact, objectively racist, gross, and lazy storytelling. I don't care that they blocked me, I'm just saying this so if anyone else agrees with them that you can feel free to leave too 😊 bye

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

More high-level adventure modules. Some of us wanna play past 12 ☺️

GmBen

@NevernotDM

2 years

Congrats! You've been hired as one of the designers for #DnD . What's the first thing you change from #dnd5e ?

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

RIP Krissy, murdered by her own discord members.

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@KrissyInColor

9 months

Ngl, I'm really going to miss the lightning in the airbnb's bathroom

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

Pride month is hard for me. I literally have nightmares about coming out to my family and getting kicked out of my apt on a fairly regular basis. I literally dream of the day I can own a home simply so I can be myself without having to fear how they'll respond. This is

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

10 months

I am begging game makers to please please please let's us pause during conversations and cut scenes

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

5 months

👓 Okay but I forget I'm also hot with my glasses on 👓

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

First of all... How dare you 😤 Look at this beautiful man

uncle gworl

@_uncle_gworl

1 year

gene wilder if he slayed

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

How tf am I supposed to achieve world domination when I'm a ✨️ bottom ✨️

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

I got the news last night that my mom and grandparents are once again going on "family" vacation without me. Anyway on a scale of 1-20 how petty would it be if I texted her the day they leave and said "Have fun! Oh btw I got my tubes removed in July so no grandbabies for you-"

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Hi! I'm Krissy, your local ttrpg Mercenary. I make dirty jokes, dabble in cosplaying OCs, and roll dice with friends at various online tables 😇 If you would like to see me roll dice at YOUR table, my email is in my bio 🥰

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

One time my old boss was asking ppl for a lighter so I gave her one from my pocket & she just stared at me & was like "You know, Krissy, for someone who doesn't smoke cigarettes, you always have a lighter on you." & I looked her dead in the eye and said "I light a lot of candles"

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

1 year

34 years old... and I still occasionally test and MAKE SURE I don't have powers of telekinesis

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

Okay wizards, what spell is *always* in your spellbook?

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@KrissyInColor

4 years

@aristocvts @ShazzyMcPants If it's not meant to stress me out then explain bunny day

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@KrissyInColor

5 months

Malfunction

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

Sorry to all the grumpy men I offended by being a woman on the internet who shares the wild opinion that the games you play with your friends should be fun for everyone, even you 🥺 I take it back. I don't want you to have even a smidgen of fun

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

4 years

@taylvr @Tyler_Hughes25 @kendraaaleighh If this was for acne, That makes sense actually because folliculitis is basically acne for hair follicles. They have some differences but 🤷‍♀️

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🌈Krissy🌈

@KrissyInColor

2 years

I can also hear "Jesus gives you advantage on ALL saving throws"

Zachary Burrell

@ZachBurrell10

2 years

*Youth pastor sits backwards in chair* Matt Mercer, Brenan Lee Mulligan, Travis McElroy...these are all great DMs. But do you know who the best DM is? It's God. The campaign is your life. And this- "Points to bible" is your Player's Handbook. #dnd

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@KrissyInColor

3 years

Why do so many conservatives try to match with me on hinge? DO YOU NOT SEE THE PURPLE HAIR? Much like a poison dart frog, I'm colorful specifically to warn you to fuck OFF

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@KrissyInColor

4 years

@clapifyoulikeme I dont think this man is as lacking in the good traits as he seems to believe

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@KrissyInColor

4 years

@CuddlePotato @lifecreep That cord is from the exercise bike 🤣 its not on the kids

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

If you followed me because of the flannel thirst trap, you're going to be real disappointed when you find out I'm fucking annoying

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

Wildly enough, caring about people and their ability to live their lives in safety and in peace with their basic rights and dignity protected, is an intrinsic part of my existence as a human. Gaming is just a hobby. My core beliefs don't change when I'm enjoying said hobby

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

Me: *stepping outside to walk my dog before bed not realizing a storm has rolled in* Lightning: *strikes in the field roughly 300 yards away* Me:

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@KrissyInColor

6 years

@nigelsmith_96 @leaunnanicole27 I dont know why people get mad about this. You know what hungry babies do? They cry. I would MUCH rather have a breastfeeding mom at the next table than a bawling infant any day. I can look away from a breastfeeding momma. I can't turn off my ears from hearing a screaming baby

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@KrissyInColor

7 months

Okay, fine, you can have one more 😇

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@KrissyInColor

7 months

Girlie's first @thistleandspire bodysuit 🖤

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@KrissyInColor

2 months

Oh is that all it takes? Here. Have some serotonin

Lauren 2

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Oh you’re depressed ? Have you tried receiving a random tit pic from a nice girl?

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

Men like this with takes like this make me wish I could get my tubes removed a second time.

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@KrissyInColor

5 months

Excuse me while I bite my tongue

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

I swear on my life that I've been a good girl Tonight I don't wanna be her.

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@KrissyInColor

9 months

Okay so hot take but I genuinely think the solution to nearly every problem Americans (and frankly even somewhat the world at large) currently face would be to create a time machine, go back in time, and nerf Ronald Fucking Reagan before he makes it to presidency.

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

Just saw a tiktok where a girl was walking with her leashed dog and an unleashed dog came up to them and they got into the fight, and when they got them separated, the dogs owner kept on his run without bothering to leash the dog. Which is so infuriating but even more infuriating

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@KrissyInColor

5 years

@shaneeeomekaa @Sweet_Saffron Are we sure she's old? I don't see any wrinkles literally anywhere.

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@KrissyInColor

5 months

💜 Happy Valentines Day 💜

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@KrissyInColor

1 year

I cant let twitter meltdown without throwing some thirst into the mix 🖤

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@KrissyInColor

3 months

It's officially after midnight so I can finally post this what if I were in your Easter basket? 😇

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

All I'll say about the "straight passing" discourse is that...it certainly doesn't feel like a privilege to have to hide my sexuality from my family, & even argue about it's validity with them when they say gross/hurtful things in my presence because they assume I'm not queer

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@KrissyInColor

2 years

@JorCru The fact that he continued to badger the girl and write her "love" notes shows he also has no real remorse for what he did or respect for his need for space from him

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4 years

@huerta_bianca22 @_chismosa_ You can miss class for sporting events but no family emergencies? That's bullshit to the highest degree

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