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Kristian

@Kr1stivN

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@Kr1stivN
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4 years
@matchaf4iry @jcrew474 @crim_tweets SHE WAS WHAT HOLD ON NO NO NO NEVERMIND BRO NEVERMIND I DIDNT KNOW GOD DMAN
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4 years
@crim_tweets I mean he's right but I can say that because I'm in the legal age range :)
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@boygrrI I do think to an extent having trauma is seen more as a thing of "hey look at me i have trauma" rather than a thing of "oh fuck oh shit i have trauma i need a therapist" like it used to be and I'm not sure how to feel about it.
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4 years
@TypistsNight @ofeliabear I think it's because gamers are depressed
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3 years
@WomenPostingLs no but wtf do you say if you get a message like that
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2 years
@relatixg No in fact I have not
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3 years
@cringepicture As a schizophrenic with paranoia, this is certified fucking hilarious oml
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3 years
@EGirlsPostingLs Just saw the previous post I am deeply disturbed and I apologise
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3 years
@CriminalTiktoks Holy fuck I need me a woman like that please my DMs are open pleaesse=
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1 year
@WDS_Eagle @boygrrI Not having access to therapy doesn't mean that trauma is something to be glorified
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1 year
I joined @TeamAvient as a Content Creator.
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Welcome the newest content creator to Avient! ๐Ÿ‘ค - @Kr1stivN ๐Ÿ”— -
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3 years
@NotDareVish have you considered checking for kapkans
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2 years
@KingFPS__ Oh so THAT'S why I've never been asked to compare hand sizes
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3 years
@EGirlsPostingLs its kinda dumb jobs dont take people with tattoos tho
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5 months
@candleR6s Oregon basement near tarps?
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4 years
@itspete213 @ibrewbeer420 @GeraldJA3 Didn't he get banned from Twitch as well as have a whole show that was already recorded cancelled? As well as lose sponsors and contracts? And get mass hate?
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5 years
@G2Pengu Pengu's reason for leaving G2 next off-season
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4 years
@jcrew474 @crim_tweets Bro what she was like 16 I could literally reshape her guts legally
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4 years
@gluecart @Struggle_Tweet I mean- how hot was the cousin
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1 year
@ScarletMeanie @WDS_Eagle @boygrrI Trauma is not something that is cureable it is something that just needs to be minimized in terms of damage and maximized in terms of growth and experience. The issue is right now it feels like the younger generations are using trauma as a social chip rather than acknowledging it
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4 years
@eerrriiicaa Lost my virginity to someone who was almost a decade older at 15 and didn't even enjoy it. It was quite awkward eye-contact wise and the worst part was she passed out halfway through so I obv stopped and left. I hate it here.
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11 months
@swagmastarpaul Well the little guy did this while I was in the shower this morning...
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4 years
@Aleaya_ Interesting, many people are being upset and calling you a snowflake, but I wonder, how do they react when conservative statues are being torn down or we try reforming the justice system? They throw hissy fits. Ironic how some people are just that stupid.
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5 years
@Quantaaaaa @CTZNr6 He didn't. There's a 15 page document proving his innocence that ESL ignored.
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3 years
@Taps77w @Marmartota2001 @GenZMoments need me someone as crazy as her holy shit
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3 years
@whorsegrl please go out with him
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3 years
@vylerria im sorry for my lapse in judgement
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3 years
@okzhraa Ill take hurt if it means a woman pays attention to me but hey thats just me
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6 months
@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes Nah usually it's troll-tier things like hearing someone knock on your door or call your name when you're home alone. At least for me it's not constant voices it's basically getting trolled by noises only I hear. My cat also told me to do 20 pushups once, took me 3 minutes to
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4 years
Exposing @VPGGEZ and @LiveTokillSL Read:
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3 years
@Runnerwayy his mouse might have spin out and that would be EXTREMELY unlucky, but wow this looks bad
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4 years
@NetherSth @crim_tweets Bro I said that about a 16 year old, aka my own age, I never said 10 year olds are hot
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4 months
@autismpills The best advice I've seen in the comments is to tell him how cringe it is, which is true, but also probably this guy needs like a role model he looks up to/finds cool, might be better to find someone normal who's also like controversial enough to seem cool to a kid. Like some
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3 years
@discordthreats can confirm, schizophrenia is like that
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3 years
@CALLMERP1 @INTERRO UUNO was burnt out himself, I had the same reaction but if he wanted to take a break, it is for the best.
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4 years
@KiraQueenBom @carkgirl Why do femboys love nazis?
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3 years
@arthurrm0rgan @Struggle_Tweet please be the not serious 50%
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3 years
@RespectfulMemes Hate being the quiet kid because people will annoy and bully you just for you to not be so quiet and it's very frustrating to say the least. Especially when a reason you're quiet is severe mental illness.
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4 years
@McNasty Used to rp on GTA as a paramedic and I would do shit like diagnose people with aids while the director of the medical board was wheezing, such a good server, too bad they clean reset it.
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1 year
A new era.
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4 years
@charliejorrdan @inRaixbows If you name your child Igor, know that the people of Russia support it.
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3 years
@bgrat24 @WholesomeMeme hey hi hello whats up
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3 years
@EBoysPostingLs no but hes not wrong
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3 years
@ImReelyFeelinIt @RoyaltyBrice1 @ExaltonC9 @Ekardrake @hasanthehun quite literally during the soviet invasion of afghanistan, the US gave "resistance groups" money and it turned into Al-Qaeda and then did 9/11. The US literally funded 9/11
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4 years
@suprSeth Unlucky, Slebben and Gomfi were the main reasons I liked sQ. Unless you're bringing Yardy and Jolten I can't say I'm gonna be very excited.
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1 year
It feels like in R6 teams got worse. Like attacker repick, yellow ping, and removal of utility meta has made the most brainless players get into PL and then you see moments like phish on IQ. It seems like the game was dumbed down and that trickled up to PL. Sad.
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4 years
@Herdoken1 @yellowspoongirl Please don't speak from the perspective of men. I heard all that shit about how guys suck, but I realize that it's mostly true. Do I need to show you the threads of dudes saying they "won" when they fuck a woman? And people have sex because they wanna feel good, not love. Is 2020
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4 years
@FoxA_R6 Legit if you have a logitech or corsair mouse you can get undetected macros/cheats for free by going to a very popular cheating website. It is extremely easy and unbannable because it counts it as a button being pressed on your mouse. A cheater also told me a pro cheated on lan.
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2 years
@kittelux @skiiilor Arina you need to touch grass man what the fuck
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5 years
@R6eBot Basically the whole underage scene got cucked and Siege became a money grab for big orgs. Nice.
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3 years
@YumiMain i thought it was just tux who moved out
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3 years
@plague_x3 @vylerria DONT EXPOSE ME BRO I CANT JUST BE A SIMP
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4 years
@CoomersPostingL Tbf its kinda funny
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4 years
@SalttiR6 I'm so tempted to do an in-depth investigation of the accusations by getting a macro for whatever mouse software he has, test it in the exact same conditions as him (dpi/sens), and see if it looks the same.
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3 years
@TrollIncidents ะ•ะ™ ะ”ะะ’ะะ˜ RUSH B ะะะฅะฃะ™
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5 years
@Shahbaz28149872 @Aust1nAust1n Come on man, you need to open an R4-C black ice
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3 years
@geometric AWOOGA AWOOGA *jaw drops to the floor* *eyes pop out of skull* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA *heart beats out of chest* *starts howling like a dog* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA AWOOGA AWOOGA BARK BARK BARK WOOOOOO
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4 years
@snowpea_214 @skumfairy @outlander_erez @HannahPenzner @drea_marie23 @exhaustcd @idkrozyanne tbf I dont think my mental problems are bad enough to warrant therapy, probably just meds but fuck meds. I'd just complain about being down bad so maybe wasting money for that is kinda useless
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1 year
@SomaKazima what does it mean if I just drink straight gin
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3 years
@nsfwxcherry @notmxhx bro you're 16 what
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4 years
@edgelorb @HarkabeerS @Struggle_Tweet Bro this is so cancer, but god damn if it works the other way around its time to become an eboy
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3 years
@Rainbow__Dark @talesneverland No it just adds a chromosome to you, you'll get used to it soon
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3 years
@pete_janny @veeganjollof @LeftAccidental As an immigrant to America, this shit sucks ass compared to my home country and I am leaving as soon as I can make the money to in this broken economic system
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4 years
@carkgirl When's the onlyfans tho
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5 years
@gluecart @AAAAAGGHHHH Guy 1: Got a lighter? Guy 2: No Guy 1: Serious?
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3 years
@CoomersPostingL Neither they're both goblins
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@DrewSparkR6 @JesseJChick So glad u mentioned Wokka
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@Bonni3Boi @discordthreats I don't care I want a woman like this
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5 years
@SuzakuR6 Yes, Ash ACOG. Everything else is good
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3 years
@insaneppltweets Could be easily justified tbf
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6 months
@SpoitR6 acog because that's kinda what I grew up playing with but I also see a fair argument to use holos only if you don't play a particularly high sensitivity
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4 years
@G2esports Hey you should pick me up it'd be pretty funny, not because I'm good at games or anything but that would be why it would be funny haha imagine picking up someone who brings nothing it'd be hilarious haha
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2 years
In honor of @Hungry_R6
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4 years
@kiwi_sunset @cark_irl Did you actually-
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4 years
@kiwi_sunset Holy shit it'd be so easy to break ur ribs
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11 months
@Salttiii 1. Make it easier for willing orgs to get into T1, none of that buying 50k licenses from shit orgs like MRG and MNM. 2. Force T2+ orgs to provide evidence of payment on time (paystubs) 3. Ubisoft needs to balance around esports but that's not a Blast thing 4. Pay orgs to be in
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3 years
@kubizza @Pengu @ReaperEN Mfs gonna do a bullet hole spawnpeek and wait until pasha IGLs like its invite finals to get his 25 minimum elo
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1 year
@twomad Why you look like that man
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4 years
Congratulations to @MercenarieZbd . My efforts as a coach weren't shown, and might not ever be shown, but I know I did my part, and I am proud of all the players for carrying on and building on what I taught them. One day I will win a major too.
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@ReverseR6S @Aleaya_ Fuck, not conservative, my bad. I meant confederate, I got the words confused, my English sucks sometimes
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3 years
@OurYoda @n3k0t0x @babushkastalin @RatiodByTheGoat @ManMilk2 sorry to interrupt on this thread but that is a fucking amazing cookie I want one too please
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3 years
@mirthacreator @EGirlsPostingLs tbh idk, but I'd assume they really just dont care too heavily. I'd think they just kinda let the girl do anything as long as they get sex and thats it, thats why people only end up getting married in their 30s in the US
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@30SecFights Yes, he could've done worse. That was just simple defense
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