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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 months

If I must get older I should atleast have a fun time doing it. Throwback to last week’s birthday celebrations!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

Most Women find out they can only juggle one baby at a time so they have to let go of the boyfriend.

ZiziTheFoodie

@Zizipho_ZA

7 years

Why do relationships end after having a baby?

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@Knowmeee

2 years

My mother when I criticise her parenting tells me yena she has raised a Chartered Accountant and asks me who I have raised. So I have to shut my mouth and let her continue.

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5 years

Last year my paternal aunt was gowishing, fresh from idivorce and confrontation from her hubby's outside children. Today she introduced her new tall, dark skinned boo who sponsored our entire Christmas lunch and keeps touching her affectionately. I stan a self-loving queen.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

If the salary is market related why must it be confidential??

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@Knowmeee

2 years

The fact that I might wake up to Zweli Mkhize being president of the ANC and inturn the future President of the country makes me sick to my stomach.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@FulanaDelBae One in the green n white top is the actual villan.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

On a drive to Haarties for a hike one morning, moms and I saw the hot air balloon and I told her how I want to go on one nendoda and she responded that I should get comfortable with my dreams not coming true if I am going to outsource the work to men. Yerre fok it was 6am 🙆🏾‍♀️!

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@Knowmeee

3 years

@NotYetUhuru_ Evan Rachel Wood testified to congress about the abuse he subjected her to.

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@Knowmeee

4 years

True to her slay queen nature my 92 years old grandmother woke up and asked to be bathed, fed and dressed before she passed away peacefully in her sleep.

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@Knowmeee

7 years

Did you also mention how you physically abused me or locked me out of home on a wednesday night with nowhere to go?? How we havent spoken in a year and you showed up to your sons birthday for 25 minutes?? Or is that not social media worthy news??? @PFSAQ

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@Knowmeee

5 years

@OnlyThePoets They've been selling the dying alone scam in order to get women to settle for trash. Dont do it ladies. Trash will disturb your peace so much you wont even reach 80. You will die young, diseased, stressed and with a broken heart.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@elliewhipwrites Sad but true. You will be earning more than him but still ‘eating’ his money.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@Smondzaa Mam if you calling into a radio station to spill the beans about your marriage unprovoked. Then you clearly are not as unbothered about it as you think you are.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

@Cihoshe89 Lol I wish I was kidding but this is coming from most of my friends and cousins experience.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

2 years since ⁦ @iamkoshiek ⁩ tweeted this banger and I have been forced to stan ever since!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

Also not here for people telling me this is not the way to tackle izindaba zasekhaya. I have carried the shame as a victim of this for over a year and this is how I choose to break my silence. I refuse to continue to be complicit in this lie through not speaking out.

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@Knowmeee

4 years

My friend met her hubby on a blind date on Thursday, went home with him and when she was about to leave on Sunday he proposed. They've been married for almost 5 years now.

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@wfreemantle

4 years

Colleague yam met umfazi wakhe on a Dating site, 3 weeks later, after having met only twice, he proposed, and they got married 2 months after that...they’re still going great and strong after 6years 😂🔥🔥 I gotta stan ❤️

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

If you want to know how much you should be earning ask the white boy in your department how much he is getting paid.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

If tax is your thing I highly recommend pivoting into tax due diligence or M&A tax advisory.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

8 months

@BossMatriach Great Stepdad’s are life. I thank God for mine everyday. He came into our lives and showed a young divorcee and her 2 daughters so much love, care and compassion and to date still protects us.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

@lulu_luwela Thank you for tweeting this. It puts my heart at ease knowing her babies are happy.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

How it started vs how it ended!

Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

Looking forward to telling the story of how a Merchandiser raised a Chartered Accountant.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

Busy preaching to other people how to Parent but you are your own childrens greatest burden.

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@Knowmeee

1 year

Have you used your chosen one status and tried to have a conversation with your dad about why he didn’t show up for his other kids and in turn put you in such a awkward position?? Or did you want to centre yourself in your siblings pain?

Malimakhwe

@QueenMatso

1 year

Guys,have ya'll ever experienced the shame that comes with being the child/children your father chose? You constantly feel bad and apologetic for being love also the other children dont let you forget " atleast he was there for you " Anazi nix nina lol.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@SoledadFrancis Need yall to read the stats on the success of marriages once the wife contracts an illness or a a special needs child is born.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

@Zu_Noma May the highest private school fees win.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

Ensuring shes the only child that I need to take care of.

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@Ms_Mashishi

2 years

What is the best thing you have ever done for your inner child?

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@Knowmeee

4 years

My heart is shattered to say the least. I go through moments where I cry-scream in disbelief . I thought this day would find me prepared but today I learnt that you can never be ready for the kind of pain that comes with losing someone you love.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@Sposhkay1 Normalise telling them you don’t want to get married or have children and see them tremble cos they have nothing else to offer.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

@_omnificent_ She was protesting for him and people who look like him but he chose to end her life. Yoh black women we are on our own.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

1 year

@6uhle ‘Itshitshi phaqa’ is dusting me 🤣🤣🤣!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

@glacier_heart @RealLifeGold Alicia's stina throwing precision is unmatched, after they wrote a book together about blended families. I stan a queen oluma apholise.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@MasekoValencia I also highly recommend Mendeley.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

@GarShehu @AndiMakinana I really miss the part of lockdown where African leaders couldn't fly out to the West for medical attention and were forced to utilise the healhcare systems they had run to the ground.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 months

Only thing Nara Smith can’t cook from scratch is an original idea. Rhaaa!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

@Pops_Mdl @Pearloysias Yonqena ukumnika yona back??

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@Slindo_M Ngivele ngithule cos really what can I say?

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

@abyb_ @leaveit2bia_ The grammar and misspelling was also stressing me eyoo.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

ANC people wilding in mentions like thats going to fix their morally and monetarily bankrupt party! Fuckyouwini!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@Gift_Wrapp A few! But frame 4 is firm fave!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

Therapy with black parents day.

Geek Goddess

@That_Nocks

2 years

What was the funniest day on SA Twitter?

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@MySapphicFriday I really thought he walked away the winner in this situation. Im so happy to find out his shenanigans caught up with him.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 months

@Madness_Madama @Nsikoe Always a reminder to never sleep on yourself cos Kent really was the more talented one. Those fire mixes lawd!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@Moanerleaser As one of those children, I beg please don’t do this to your kids.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@MrMenziN I was so shook when I found out EFTs were not a thing in the US!

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@par_excellence1 @Moanerleaser Uyinene broke me. I cried for two days straight.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

5 years

@MbaliMkh_ I will never regret giving of myself to people that I love. How they chose to abuse my love says more about them than it does me. For self preservation purposes I just keep it moving.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

A day after the 2 year anniversary of her brothers death which also happened to be her birthday, my mom lost her mom. Its been a sombre September but I wanted to atleast end it off on a high note by having the certificate delivered to her house. It ended in CA (SA).

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@SoledadFrancis You have a better chance betting on crypto than men as a retirement plan.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

6 years

@dj_Fisherman @khayadlanga @SizweDhlomo @HeavykDrumboss @akaworldwide @NkanyeziKubheka @nsikimazwai @MzwaneleManyi @Julius_S_Malema @AdvDali_Mpofu I think the abuse is only becoming relevant to you now that its affecting your pocket. All along you were ok with being complicit through your silence.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

@_siphiwe_n @writeforlovetoo Yho Karens and weaponising their tears.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

@2bzin Great PR but if she really cared about those in need she should’ve built the RDP’s she was contracted to build right.

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@Knowmeee

1 year

When Stokie to gave us his iconic Umsebenzi Wethu and John Wick transition!

Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

1 year

Define “peak South Africa “

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@Knowmeee

4 years

Don't think calling Mmusi a failed experiment is the diss the DA think it is because it essentially means they failed at controlling him and turning him into a puppet.

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@Knowmeee

4 months

The Wimbledon rain never loved us ⁦ @CoruscaKhaya ⁩

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@MichShoxen Shaving off your eyebrows and drawing them back on is such a SouthAh thing to do.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

How many retweet for @MaanoMadima to do a thread on the success and failures of some of the BEE empowerment schemes??

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

5 years

@Mary_JaneSA You spelt married men wrong.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

@nomandlabobo No need for an audit, she got tenders to build rdp houses and built shoddy ones so you are right about the poor being ripped off.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

6 years

Proper cant wait to add this to my signature next year: BA(UJ) , BA Hons (UWC), PGDM (UCT), Bcom Hons (UCT), Bcom Hons (UJ), CA (SA).

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@nikiwemchunu_ She really had the ‘turn the other cheek’ approach. I truly would’ve set that bridge alight!

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@MrMenziN All the Americans in my mentions about cash apps. We don’t need them because we have EFT. Please I don’t want to Venmo the Municipality for my rates and taxes.

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@Knowmeee

1 year

@DaliWongaSA

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

@HulisaniRavele Definitely this!

Nomi

@Knowmeee

3 years

A date bethuna

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@Knowmeee

1 year

@BaNaartjieice @Kim_Khandashisa Abo ‘I need a woman who chooses her battles’ because hes going to give you a plethora.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@NthabiWabi @Chant_ella She’s proof you can’t shame the shameless.

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@Knowmeee

4 years

@Luyanda_Maf Was outchea giving people discounts on my worth because I was so grateful for their attention. Yoh the ghetto 👡 👡.

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@Knowmeee

11 months

@kay_mahapa @RSASIU Fuelled by hate 🤣🤣🤣

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@Knowmeee

10 months

@MissBeeBright @LeratoMannya My brother cried when he learnt that our grandmother was my mother’s mother.

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@Knowmeee

4 years

@Chant_ella I remember their whatsapp messages and how he was so emotionally abusive and she was begging him to treat her right 3 months into their relationship. Yho not all that glitters is gold, basadi batshweri thipa ka bohale.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

@ZohManqele @hopemasina_sa 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bekase jele ubafo!

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@iNtokazi_P @Nsikoe Praying for the devil to leave their marriages, when the devil is their husbands.

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@Knowmeee

4 years

Bathi time is not the currency, character is.

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@Knowmeee

8 months

@LaviniaEngel @Khuze_Elikhulu I remember the last part 😭😭😭. And he was there sitting in the crowd like a victim.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@smoke_nd_pearlz @LeratoMannya Yho men are scary. Struggling to find the English for this but I know that its not because of a lack of self-control because they wouldn’t do such things in public or in the presence of other men they know wouldn’t approve of their behaviour.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@MphoMoalamedi Eli Pope’s rants/monologues are unmatched!

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@Knowmeee

5 months

@dumbandfunn Can’t remember the direct quote or episode but there was another breakup where she said ‘the longest relationship I have to be in is the one with myself and its the one I need to prioritise’ or something to that effect and you know what? FELT!

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

1 year

@MsEdKena @segosta93 Its easier for men to choose themselves because society doesn’t shame them for ‘failed’ relationships or deem them to be an indicator of their worth.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

Don't really have a before pictures of my kitchen except this one of my friend washing the dishes a lil while after I moved in and how it looks now. Cc @HelionPrimeWork

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@Knowmeee

4 years

The before and after of the bathroom! @HelionPrimeWork

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@Knowmeee

10 months

@Tina_Hokwana Screwing over people who know where you buried the dead bodies is crazy business.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

4 years

@ThisIsPalo Their biggest fear is being fat and having to face the discrimination that they want to pretend doesn't exist.

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@Knowmeee

3 months

@tiredfeminist_ Why also don’t they just hug each other??

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@philepru Well I still haven’t been, sooo…😭😭😭

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@Knowmeee

4 years

@monicabrancon @AbbyGuguBanda Im so grateful for twitter. Because everytime I struggle to find the words to articulate my thoughts, I always find someone who has tweeted exactly what I was thinking. Cos really wtf is happening here??

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@ngwane_06 My mom loves this song so much she would have lost her mind.

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

@caseywaves Parents: ‘ I raised you’ like what was the alternative, me raise you??

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@Knowmeee

6 years

Easier futhi when you accept that it is not a reflection of your worth.

Miss Bo

@Its_missbo_

6 years

Accepting that aw’funwa is grace. I do that so well

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@ThaandoDlamini ‘Ngavele ngaboreka’ is dusting me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

6 years

The way Durban people love to act like basikha emlomeni ka Shaka isiZulu. *claps once*

Maqhawe 🇿🇦

@Gustav_Nd

6 years

PMB - Ulaphi DBN - Ukephi Zulu - Ukuphi

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@Knowmeee

3 years

@MphoMoalamedi I want to ask her who she thinks started the war but I am scared of the answer.

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@Knowmeee

2 years

@pierrefleury_ @GodessOshun Men are so disgusting. Every day they find new ways to make this world a worser place.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

I make sure that my inner child is my only child.

Asisipho Burwana

@Shoun_B

3 years

What are some of the ways you show up for your inner child?

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

7 years

Gonna send my brother to audition to play a young Trevor Noah. Start beefing up that college fund. #BornACrime

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@Knowmeee

2 years

Dedani Mkhize's Louis Vuitton, wearing Lamb lives in my mind rent-free.

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@Knowmeee

1 year

Turns out I wasn’t being overly sensitive. I detail my experience of alleged racial discrimination @KrollWire on and my journey so far, as I prepare for my Employment Tribunal hearing.

Nomfundo Setshedi CA(SA) on LinkedIn: Uniformity, Exclusion and Databooks | 19 comments

Trigger Warning: Racial Discrimination The 12th of October 2023 marked exactly a year since I was fired from Kroll for allegedly speaking up against their… | 19 comments on LinkedIn

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Nomi

@Knowmeee

2 years

Very important that black person chat to check ‘am I being discriminated against’ or am I being overly sensitive??

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@Knowmeee

10 months

@peaches07 @ronkelawal Men are haters, you can’t convince me otherwise. My chosen sister told me how after her PhD graduation her then husband told her Doctorates must be easy to obtain if she has one and that he could get it too. This man didn’t and still doesn’t have an undergraduate degree!

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@Knowmeee

5 years

@Hlengz_ @SeseTetiwe She was also the first to show that twitter can ruin careers.

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@Knowmeee

3 years

Mandla Lamba scamming people again, Lee-Ann Liebenberg and Nicky van der Walt are the topic of the day. We are truly reliving the early 2000s.

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@Knowmeee

6 years

@MbauReloaded No Sisi, you were essential in changing the culture.

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