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Muslim|| Writer|| Counseling Psychologist || Analyst|| Strategist|| Influencer|| Lover Of Nature|| Events Management|| Media Personality|| Arsenal Fan ❤️

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I have this feeling that I'll become a Millionaire this week, but I don't know how, but I'm sure, GOD SHALL ALWAYS COME THROUGH! I'll definitely be here to quote this tweet with a testimony by the end of this week. MA'SHA ALLAH 🙏🏿❤️
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@instablog9ja 1. Being stubborn thinking it's cute. 2. Wearing makeup thinking it really counts. 3. Initiating unnecessary arguments/drama thinking you're making the relationship become more interesting. 4. Bringing out your tongue to pose in pictures. 5. Raising your baggy tops up and
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@juliethardt Tbvh, sex comes with a sense of responsibility. If we can't trust each other, I can't thrust you. My sexual life with you, is something that should be personal, I see no reason why a third party should hear the gist. I've once had sex with a lady, funny how, I didn't know I know
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@dhaboy01 Bruhhhhhh, if I had a girl like this, trust me even if we won't date, I'm definitely making her one of my priorities.
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@MathieuSzn_ Bald people are really trying, they get dragged in almost every situation. 😭😂
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@Khanstillday She just mildly told you the bitter truth bro. 😭😂👋🏿
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@Wizarab10 The fact that men are starting to reject things that don't sit well with them, I love it, because many men die not because of age or illnesses, but because of frustration and toxicity from their so called partners.
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@MathieuSzn_ Very soon, me sef go enter abroad, I believe GOD shall always come through for me. ❤️
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@MadridXtra Ancelotti is an elite in this game and that really makes him a legend, fr.
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@Naija_PR I would say the highest level of immaturity any guy would display is him not knowing he has got responsibilities as a guy, I mean when he feels too dependent on things and people around him. Immaturity for a guy starts when you as a guy wants to just leech around, you do not
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@instablog9ja If you allow anyone to kill you, you're dead already, with time, Dem fit turn to GOD ask for forgiveness, and they literally will get the forgiveness in as much as it's genuine. Just always stay safe, watch your ways, pray to GOD and have HIM as your STRONGEST THRESHOLD.
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@Wizarab10 Werey just full this app, wetin be sir epon? Many are mad, plenty of them full Twitter.
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@cellist9158 Bruhhhhhh thought to himself "if I allow ego win, I'mma have to cry for long, naah, I'm claiming my position immediately." 😂❤️
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@MadridXtra Ancelotti calmly watching as Real Madrid takes on Real Sociedad, knowing fully well that there can be only one time that goes with the tag 'Real' and that's his team Real Madrid.
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@itanimals0 This picture gives a vibe of, even if it is almost killing me, I would still be at my very best to stand strong and fight for my existence, till I can't breathe or move no more.
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@itz_brown01 @Wizarab10 If perhaps your mom said those to your dad, your life might have been miserable than this.
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@dhaboy01 80% person of these girls will use any opportunity they see to beg for money, were you raised in beggars street?
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@SAMKLEF Egbon, wait, talk true, Dem no love you for house? Cus tf?! This attention you're seeking on here isn't necessary. Nah traits of who no get loving family be this. Be like Dem fail to love you for house.
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@Wizarab10 Talking about this, there might be three possible factors, maybe. 1. He is used to masturbation, when a guy masturbates too much, no matter how hard you try, you can never satisfy him like his hands would, and until he doesn't masturbate, he might most definitely not release, it
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@Xandyy_Jay @yabaleftonline The last time I compared you to sandy soil, many people thought I was wicked. But, you keep proving me right. Does your brain not allow you to think at all?
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@Wizarab10 Omo! This one nah alarm no be alert!
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@Xandyy_Jay @itsSh0la Well your name Xandy, if I pronounce it well, Sandy, and that's some type of soil. Fun fact about Sandy Soil: it shares a common feature with your brain. The common feature: it's porous in nature. This is enough information, I just hope your brain contains this one, at least.
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@juliethardt It actually aids lasting longer in bed and in sex, and for a lady, it keeps them active, and not dry for sex too.
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@dhaboy01 All these girls that take Evey opportunity or chance to beg should be sent to Kirikiri. Because take mic and tell us, "are you not loved at home?"
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@MathieuSzn_ Where's the fucking lie in this? 😭😂
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@MathieuSzn_ Bruhhhhhh, North Korean citizens dey try sha, and those going on tour there are trying too. Wtaf?! 😭😂
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@yabaleftonline See SAPA. See CORRUPTION. See RITUALS. See BAD GOVERNANCE. See SHEGE. See CLOWNERY.
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@its_heady_again Nah that 6 decades off me, and when you see the mother slaying, she be like:
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@MrMekzy_ Sometimes it feels like, my life is crushing before my very own eyes, and I'm unable to do a thing about it. But I'm positive that, GOD SHALL ALWAYS COME THROUGH FOR ME!
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@DanielRegha Olamide will forever remain a legend. He already said in one of his songs "I'm a nobody ti ko ba si anybody to n bu mi, I know y'all tryna blow through me, they want make I reply, no be that one dey do me." Olamide is a legend.
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@instablog9ja Many of these girls just have high standards, and at the very end of it all, you get to realize, they're the most insensitive folk you've got to waste your precious time on.
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@provii8 How are we not supposed to win, just imagine this? 😭😂
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@MadridXtra Vini is definitely going to be a living legend. And I'll be there to celebrate him!
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@Wizarab10 You are okay, I'm literally like that too. It's not a disease. Everyone has different body system.
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@ThaBoyYom This was the same stunt Gemini pulled on Lil Frosh, everybody went outrightly against him, and his musical career went down the drain. Now it's Skibii's turn, I'm happy that he at least allowed her make the videos, and yes she posted it herself, except for the ones that are
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@Nig_Farmer Many of you in this comment section act like you do not do the same or act wilder than this, LoL, y'all be capping shit on the internet, if you cannot advise him, you really do not have to bant him. To the sender, there is something called ampulla in the body system which gives
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@_VALKlNG Bruhhhhhh. 😭😂
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@Naija_PR "Your papa dey craze", and as a guy you took they personal, you really should still be under your mother's watch. 😭😂
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@Officialzeaks @instablog9ja Perfect decision, cus, I need you to tell me why you'd say toxicity brings you peace and it means that you love me, are you mad? Who you wan kill for young age? And they never really listen when you tell them. Later she'll manipulate you that you're the problem.
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@AishaYesufu Can we all just focus on something much more important, than just throwing shades at that president almost everytime? Nobody knows who can do it better except GOD. What is expected is to just pray for a peaceful country and that GOD comes through for us. Aisha, you're a Muslim
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@kikelooomo I wonder how entitled you'll be to people's wealth too. Cus what's this? Arrgh. 🙂🤦🏿‍♂️
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@MathieuSzn_ Dating site evangelism. 😭😂
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@_oluwaseun9 Una no dey forget things for this app. Ha! Matter wey don over 6 years. 😭😂
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@Nig_Farmer The few tips I've given to some people having such issues as you, and they came back with good reviews, you could also try them out: 1. Sometimes it's not about intake of sugary things, but then for now avoid it. 2. Take lots of water, like lost of water, if possible take finish
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@instablog9ja Omo! Imagine rushing down from the topmost floor of my hostel, to go get food for this girl in the cafeteria, because she said she was sick, I booked a bolt from campus to take me to her place off campus, I got there, didn't meet her at home, I waited for about 30mins, before
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@Arsenalnewschan As much as I believe in my team, I'm still quite unsettled, I just hope for the best, I pray we win United. Because, they've always given us a very tough season right from time. I believe, we shall come victorious, we've beaten them before, we'll beat them again.
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@_AsiwajuLerry You don't mess with Nigerians and expect to be pampered, we're just getting started. 😭😂
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@timi_of_lagos You see those wey talk broke, outright red flag. And majority of them are red flags.
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@Wizarab10 This is just the absolute truth, in Nigeria, a lady believes that 80% of your earnings is for her to spend, 15% is for you both to spend together, the remaining 5% is for you to attend to emergencies where 2% of it might still include her. That toxic sense of entitlement makes
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@Wizarab10 From the third part of this message, I can easily tell that, she's most definitely the type of lady that keeps account of whatever she's done for her man, so she can seek bigger prices afterwards. If my instincts are right, then I can tell where the whole insecurity and refusal
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@Nig_Farmer Brooooo, pray!!!!! GOD will not allow evil to befall you, and I pray that GOD comes through for you.
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@MadridXtra He sure will win it! I believe in his potentials!
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@MadridXtra Jose happens to be an instinctive and visionary coach, and yes he was totally right about Luca Modric
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@Naija_PR E kon be like sey I dull, cus idk what y'all are getting. I don zoom tire.
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@Bod_repuplic Car Number 3.
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@MadridXtra Ronaldo never for once gave any of his managers a bad record. He is really a free man who knows what he is doing and he does it perfectly well. Erik Ten Haag just did himself dirty, Ronaldo would have been his best cheat code. But man doesn't even understand how these game
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@SAMKLEF You better go spend the 10million Naira on your career, oh sorry, even money cannot resurrect the dead.
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@diaryofa9jagirl Well, insecurities would make many men and many women loose beautiful relationships. Fine it is very normal to actually want to know the truth about someone whom you are dating, but then 2 good years, you never deemed it fit to find out the truth and reality about his last
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@MadridXtra Ronaldo is a man naturally loved by very many people, and that makes him the real GOAT!!!
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@Wizarab10 She will ruin you and make your own family members you biggest enemy. Dump her now!!!
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@Lirahback @instablog9ja Song wey be sey nah Tekno carry am? Tekno's part was banger.
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@jah_boy01 But y'all hyping Ololufe, leaving Diamond out? Warra joke.
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@47kasz Majority of the female gender don't think, they just talk, and they talk based on what they feel is right to them. Make he interfere, make Dem turn the fight to his own, or make one of the fighters say he touch am one kain way, and that's molestation. Then they'll all come out
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@phveektordrayne Parents most times do not know how bad their words get stuck in our heads, I've heard some of the worse from my parents, they get to me almost every time I remember. But, I still believe that someday, I'll make myself proud, and make them happy as a child.
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@ThePadrepr Bookmarked, perhaps I feel down, I'm coming to read again, so I can laugh.
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@now_arsenaI I believe too, and Arsenal shouldn't loose or draw any match, we just need to Win!
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@Wizarab10 @tvcnewsng Not just TVC news, even parents with male children barely value them, this night, I've had a faceoff with my mom, tried expressing my pain, but LoL, nothing changed. If parents have shown their male kids the best of love, attention and affection, these stations and media houses
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@_agneeess To y'all saying he's into fraud, this makes you no different from the same society you condemn for giving boys who make it at a very young age bad tags, such as calling them fraudster or ritualist. Lmao. May GOD bless the both of them, may HE always come through for them and
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@MathieuSzn_ When I saw Asaro tribe, trust me, the next thing that came to my head was that they love yam or potato porridge.
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@_VALKlNG Ani these South Africans never sabi anything, Dem go too beg!!! 😭😂
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@yabaleftonline Obito of the Akatsuki. Naruto anime lovers understand already. Let's see what the World War 3/4 will be like.
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@OGBdeyforyou The perfect age is when: You're mentally ready. Psychologically ready. Emotionally ready. Physically ready. Socially ready. Financially sustainable to manage a family. When you feel quite fulfilled enough to maintain a family.
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@Wizarab10 Most of these girls wey no get any value for life be doing the most, fr.
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@ThePadrepr Bruhhhhhh, there's none of this that didn't get me LOL, tf?! 😭😂
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@SAMKLEF Honorable. Your life don spoil. You've failed in every aspect of your life. You reek failure, oloobuuku.
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@dahboss_vibez You no fear women keh? Your life is literally on the line. And she go still manipulate the boyfriend when she cast. Sigh.
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@Wizarab10 This is a dicey one, I cannot even give a perfect advice right now fr, because of I ask that you accept her back, there would obviously be issues of insecurities no matter how hard you try to forget what happened. If I also advise that you reject her, you cannot tell if she did
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@premierleague Loss again against Aston Villa affecting arsenal tho, but then, we won't bottle the remaining matches. They hate Arsenal, but Arsenal will definitely have the best and last laugh, I see Man City dropping points tho.
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@yabaleftonline He's got a cute innocent looking boy though. I pray that the boy becomes greater than his father in life.
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@SAMKLEF Bro, we understand that you were once recognized in the industry, but rest on your past glory stories, and do something worthwhile with your life. All these okoto meow meow yarns no really add up. Your kids are not happy watching their dad display this height of lack of
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@instablog9ja Inalillahi Wa-inna Illayhi Ra'jihun (from GOD we came, to GOD, we shall return). Life never promises anyone anything, death is indeed the most expensive market every single soul would buy without pricing it. You would think you are the strongest, wealthiest, richest, most
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@yabaleftonline Nah the color dey make you doubt am. Paint am black fess.
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@iamMOD__ @instablog9ja Bro, you getttttttt. 😭😂 Yansh wey you no even get.
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@MathieuSzn_ I don't know about the others, but about this China Arnold. What point exactly was she trying to prove that would have made her turn a 28-day-old baby into some roasted chicken that needed to be microwaved? This is one of those reasons why parents need to train their children
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@MadridXtra @sportskafa These people share so much love and that makes them unique and it tells on their performance, they're always well collected and connected.
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@yabaleftonline If Dem no wan make people chop for the burial, the family for no cook, even the family members ate. Who don go don go, nobody knows who's next, may GOD forgive the deceased.
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@Wizarab10 If you didn't cut corners to accrue your wealth, may your source of wealth never run dry. May you never go from living comfortably to being a beggar or pauper.
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@yabaleftonline Everybody go collect, my mama sef no go dey against her son making money, because definitely she'll be extremely happy and fulfilled. Pastor go collect tithe, all case settled. My wife, go be emi Billionaire, better flex.
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@instablog9ja @Datfairboy Hope sey the boss single sha, and the employee dey single too. Because if not, Yam Pepper Scatter Scatter. 😂
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@Wizarab10 I remembered my how many times my ex manipulated in my last relationship when it was obvious she was the cheat, I go kon dey apologize for no reason, I'm glad I was able to put an absolute end to that, even though she broke me into irreparable shards, at least, I'm not having to
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@MadridXtra One of the most memorable times Real Madrid would forever have. No matter the number of UCLs, Real Madrid would always remember this day.
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@Manusreborn_ Nigga had to bring his whole house to school, tf?! I'm wheezing. 😭😂
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