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Dallas, TX
Joined June 2009
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Fucked that lobster tail up
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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I told my grandad women be paying for dates & he almost had a heart attack
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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6 months
One we not supposed to know about
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I Do Vanears… TAP IN 🦷
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What abortion costs $100k?!
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 years
This reminds me of a bl*ck man tweeting “racism almost over” and a white person tweeted back “no its not nigger” 😭
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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The girl had gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis and HIV. The mom’s bf repeatedly raped and sex trafficked her while her mother was at work. The mama tried to blame the baby sitters boyfriend but it was her man and his friend (here that died)
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Arkansas man serving life for sex trafficking 6-year-old child killed in federal prison
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
You cant drop classes that late. Lie somewhere else
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E. Marie 😘
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She broke up with me so I dropped all her classes the week before finals 😂😂
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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@VaniVaniity Lock her mama up!
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
An apology for what? Not believing male sexual assault victims? Yall wasnt saying he was a self hating coon yall said he was too big to be a victim
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
No sources just vibes
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 months
If yall watching a 50 part tiktok i dont wanna hear shit about yall not having time to teach yall kids to read
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
Savannah looks tf good
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 years
The first page of that book is “you a stupid ass bitch” aint no way
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
I really hope there is something protecting her hot pocket
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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1 year
Yall still fallin for niggas saying they liked yall in HS 10 years later. Oldest trick in the book, get a grip
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Lmao why they always make dark men the villain?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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No cap
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Shop w me
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
Gave him the perfect baby for fathers day 💙
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Rolling ray told yall about masika
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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2 years
Chunks
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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2 years
I would hope your white queen not saying that
@blame_two
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2 years
Never in my life dated a woman that calls me “her nigga” and never will.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
My baby bear 🐻
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Imagine ya father giving you 400M and only being worth 150 million 45 years later 🥴
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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Here’s the truth: Donald Trump inherited a growing economy from President Obama and me. And just like everything else he’s inherited in life, he squandered it.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Men threatening women w loneliness again. Thats how u know rent finna be due
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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2 years
Being broke because of the former is much more devastating
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Being broke because you invested all your money is different than being broke because you spent all your money.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 years
Its a normal human feeling to want to be desired. What do yall be talking about?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
This why da baby beat the last nigga up. Hotel workers giving up your location where you and your baby is just so you can get robbed
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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You go to a mans house, use the bathroom and see this. What is your next step?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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The fact that i KNOW other food taste better
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rachael
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What be hard about eating healthy for y’all?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 months
For perspective, i did this drive a lot. Its an hour
@DallasTexasTV
Dallas Texas TV
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North Texas man is wanted after driving motorcycle from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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2 years
Yall say anything to let us know yall fuckin somebody
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 months
She look so good & he in the back just lookin how he look
@chenderson
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LMAO she’s looking so unbothered. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for new music like Where’s Waldo. 😩😂
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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5 years
Lmao thats 60 inches of weft 😭
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You too close if this 60” touch you
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Dang so he gonna get another check? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kat__stafford
Kat Stafford
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WHEW: A Detroit man sued his employer for racial discrimination & settled. Then he went to the bank to cash his settlement check but they refused to cash or deposit his check. Instead, they called the police & initiated a fraud investigation.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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1 year
Trump bout to get a RICO charge in Georgia too. He so damn ghetto
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Im so glad my obgyn is professional cuz wtf is this 🥴
@tQte
TZA (Candied Yam Black)
4 years
My OBGYN: Y’all ladies kill me risking your LIFE to have sex with these niggas who don’t even like y’all enough to make you his GIRLFRIEND. When I say DRAGGEDD
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4 years
No. Its inspirational to me
@MiyukiNia
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Do y’all think people posting their new cars and homes is cheesy ? Or I’m in other ppl business lol
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I love leo women they just wanna be pretty and I get that
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@kharismamone And by that time you would have to talk to your advisor in person .. just a lie
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Oh yea nothing is coming 😂
@realDonaldTrump
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$2000 + $2000 plus other family members. Not $600. Remember, it was China’s fault!
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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2 years
My son def gon be bigger than me when he get to elementary 😩
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
Check me out
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Bruh... it was a Democrat house bill what are you saying???
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
@RegalLy_Royal Ppl who say that they dont want to gain weight and get fat is not devaluing “fatness” maybe they just dont want to be fat. Not wanting to be fat is not bad.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
Happy Valentines day! #boymom
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@joe_espy Lmao u hate all the good food
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@briasinterlvde Very dramatic aquarius 😂
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
This bitch is blind & still found a way to block me
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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3 years
You clearly dont care cuz you think he the one on trial
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Did yall read these as kids?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Y’all are weird
@ngzrgay
no mf.
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Da Baby n Megs parents died and they ain’t skip a beat 💀💀💀
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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And why are 50% of young ppl living with their parents?… you’re almost there bby
@TopherPatt
Well guess what, I’m CP
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50% of young people live with their parent(s). The role asked for a high school diploma. In what world is 28k when you’re living with your parents not enough. I know niggas getting their shit off in the quote rts but sit still be be realistic.
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Happy Birthday to me ♍️
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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I’m about to have a sale soon
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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She need a manager. A year of trains for $400???
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Happy Birthday to me & Tom ford 🎉
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These teachers are encouraging gang violence @ABC @cnnbrk
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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When u finally escape from a scorpio cancer or libra man
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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My son sleep cuz he already tired of me putting the camera in his face
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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This is why they told you dont go to hollywood @HeyPariss
@NBCNewYork
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Bucket of hot diarrhea poured on California woman in random attack
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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You not a good friend unless u too are getting beat on by ur friends man (cuz they not ready to leave)
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
These chinese Vendors on my neck
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Im the gift 🎁🎀
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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The dispatcher not following up the 911 call was the craziest part to me. Wtf
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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JT call finess2tymes ugly but wake up to lil uzi vert?
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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4 years
@dxxdidit Black business owner here... what are the interest rates on those loans 👀? There are so many tax breaks that you can take advantage of (speaking as an accountant)
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Then slapped someone for disrespecting his bodyguard
@wavegodsix
WAVY JAMES
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Nipsey said “work on how you react when you feel disrespected”
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I almost wrecked my car CASH APP FRIDAY WORKS
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“Damn nobody gotta job?” -me
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Me running errands during the day and seeing a crowd: “Now why these mfkers not at work? 😒”
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Ginger
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I-
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I hate yall so much
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2 years
It went thru the propeller?
@moosechildd
pastel papi
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what the fuck @Delta
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Yall be getting pregnant by worse than a “colorist” & nobody says anything
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Yall let hispanics call yall nigga & those said hispanics aint saying nothing? Oop
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Also the ppl who been saying they waiting a year.. December is coming up
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Shop w me 🤗
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Its not about the bathroom being dirty it’s about the bathroom being damp. Its one of the reasons why i dont get dressed in the bathroom after a shower
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Why invite family to ur porno?
@SkyTheDON___
✨🩵 𝓢𝓴𝔂 🩵✨
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My wedding that we paying for is in celebration of me and my husband. If I wanna suck that nigga dick on the dance floor imma do that. Tell mammy go home.
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All the sacrifices worth it 🫶🏽
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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I always suggest 5x5 wigs if you want the versatility of a frontal wig but not the maintenance. Come on parting space!!
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👩‍🦳
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Latinas upset = passionate 😍 Black girls upset = angry bitter mad ratchet
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I know its hard to believe but some ppl actually like their job
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@badgalTG Im more offended that he would pretend to like me in order to fuck
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When I tell ppl I’m from kansas city and they actually think I’m from Kansas
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Were you a black girl if you didnt have twisties??
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Treating ppl bad/worse just because they big. Thinking that they cant have preferences or desires. Thinking they cant enjoy food. Being ridiculed at the gym. Blaming every health issue on weight. All fatphobia
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@KirstyNOTKristy
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Defined or fluffy? 👀
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Office life
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Soon as it get a lil cold out
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We? Who are you employing 😭
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@axios
Axios
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BREAKING: New Zealand has now gone 100 days with no detected community spread of COVID-19, the Ministry of Health just confirmed
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