Apparently if youโre going to be sarcastic on Twitter, the rule is you have to alert everyone that you are being sarcastic by โ/sโ. My deepest apologies. /s๐๐ผ
I initially wasnโt going to post this text exchange with my mom because I know itโs a sensitive topic but it made me laugh my ass off. My family has dark humor. Feel free to block.
White people forget that black people make good slaves. When blacks know their place, their strong bodies are well-suited for manual labor in the field and household. Friendship and shared interest unite master and slave. Blacks are not the problem; emancipation is.
Ten years ago someone told me about Twitter and I thought it sounded stupid AF. I finally joined this past October and all I can think about is how much time I wasted not wasting my time on Twitter. ๐ญ
@geargodd
I find asking for a follow to be strange but maybe thatโs just me. But no, if the person has essentially no content there is no reason to follow, in my opinion.
Look, Corona beer is fucking nasty but if Iโm walking down the beach and Snoop Dogg hands me one you best believe Iโm drinking and enjoying every last drop of that shit.