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Jakey bastards man 😂😂😂
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@M1das_OW2 @g_rocket25 I sit you’re telling me that tweet was 3 weeks ago today 😭😭 bro I thought it was from a week ago or smfn the way ksi been dragging it
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Celtic are winning but John Hartson keeps talking
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YASSSS WE CAN EAT COCO POPS AGAIN FELOW FENIANS
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How bro felt tweeting this:
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Time to mute this. My work here is done
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@_kjs1874 @_j1878_ @samdavidstone You literally watch cricket
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@JT__v4 This is gayer than having sex with a man
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@hamishcarton Sweat more when you’re hungover
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Cantwell is looking rough after last nights result
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🚨 | Justin Bieber looks extremely ugly and terrifying in new picture.
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@whugdz You have a pfp of a footballer you melt Same premise if that’s what you’re going to come at people for
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@sspencerukk Rather be a spoon burner than english lad, least I’d have some enjoyment in my life
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@MrDuperouzel “He said he was 34 and married”
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@hyxkkimxru It’s the fucking meme about modern games having mechanics like nail physics lmaooo I love it
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@ExtremeFootbal4 Boxing Day 1963, Atleticos old motorway stand, Luton away end, rangers fc dog
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@STVNews 2nd guy is worried about a multimillion company having to pay 23k lol
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@_Charlie72_ Falling for FaceTune in 2024 Jesus man…
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I will recreate this if we win the league, promise x
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@mattyyy12345 @AtomicCFC But murderers make sense, even the most twisted fucked up ones, you can trace back to something that happened in their life, with a rapist they’re just like that.
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@ExtremeFootbal4 His ex-wife would disagree
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@L3w1s_Nufc55 Never trust a man who poses like that
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Word for word bar for bar
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷 🇮🇱 Iran says it will "use a weapon we have never used before" if Israel attacks.
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What a glorious headline
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Rangers TV claim for 'invisible' handball sparks hilarity from rivals as no one else can see it 👀
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@beckytaylorgill Anyone calling themselves the people’s champion automatically removes that title
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@sspencerukk Wankers of the highest order man what ever happened to empathy
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@Tuskinthehusk @killerzeebs @jamesnz20 @MMAUNCENSORED1 People did care and called her a creepy cunt
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@bertiecauld Seen that, wild man especially considering the Russians are the one who stormed berlin in ww2
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@Pirat_Nation Chinese game set in China has Chinese women Colour me shocked
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@aboutceltic WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN BRENDAN
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@IndianTintin_ @GreenTextRepost how does one “ctrl + f” a book
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@J_M_1872 Good thing a game lasts 90 mins and not 15, cry more
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@liamcsc Imagine your countries journalists asking a player “why did you move here it’s shite compared to your old place”
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@ajohnstoncsc Birds on derby day depending on who they’re dating:
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@RidvanLoyal @CelticFC Europa League… why is this homeless man slagging my shoes
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@OfficialVizeh For me it’s Karamoko Dembele top 5 wonder kids in europe at one point before he was even 17
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@CelticFC Genuinely don’t get how people don’t get this is a USA tour
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@STVNews Stronger and cheaper? If you’re lucky we’ll stay there 🤣
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@CelticFC @ChampionsLeague Feels weird to be smiling on a UCL opening night
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@igamanestache @johnbruce7963 Could’ve at least pointed out it wasn’t a Palestine flag but you went for the right one
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@AboutScotlandd Brighton are arseholes
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just cycled 12 miles 😭 trying my best to lose weight man
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@aboutceltic @tipsbladet This is what happens when your board don’t value european football, the players who are good enough to play if given good teammates will just want to move to a team that do have ambition
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@thefeniangmbno Untucked shirt, red trainers Yeah this is what I imagine when I think of a KSI fan who is of age to marry
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@RDRRemastered @slurpypie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 motion blur looks awful in every game you just named
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@Football_Scot For fucks sake man what fell though? that would’ve been the story to bring popularity to our football
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@aboutceltic @FabrizioRomano don’t really care.. would rather we build a team and try keep it for a few seasons it’s not as if we’re broke atm
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@Monokoma88 @omarhustla @Dexerto Lil dude is unaware of the countless times people have been banned on YouTube for off platform behaviour
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@ViolentFight @kirawontmiss You been on Twitter all day 😂😂 talm bout I got bills
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@TroglodyteTrade @SmartMan69420 @agostinhozinga @Sneak0o @theh3podcast @sneako Your country is literally being blown up and you’re shitting on women on Twitter, what a world
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@STVNews Increasing the price of alcohol will push these people into cheap drug equivalents, forever letting down the people.
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@CelticFC The worst person you know just dropped to their knees at a Palma hattrick, too many haters
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@dollwhre @leahmazzz A lot of them were obscure at the time of release tho or very low status :)
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He’s never beating the hun allegations
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@SPFLWatch No? Its their biggest win in their history
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@Cameroon_16_ Take away and half n half scarf n honestly I have no issue w it 😂 what’s wrong with celebrating the worlds oldest international football rivalry
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@PJ_1888 Only in glasgow do you need 4 security guards for a fucking maccas on a Saturday
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@aboutceltic Swear Philips only gets played cause of contract obligations, not wanting to ruin relationship with Liverpool
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@kohlbeat @Memeulous Can the image GET any more blurry
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@iamyesyouareno I always thought bro was Greek like Cleopatra
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@Le_beaneater is this how it’s gonna go for the next year Lex drops video YESSS CLUTCH Noah drops video MWAHHAHAH LEX PEDO Lex drops video So on so forth bc everyone seems to be flip flopping
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@cfcjoe1888_ Werent celtic ultras at the psg final so I have no issue w it tbh
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@royal_bobby24 @kirawontmiss Or better yet, would be better off for no one die and these pricks to have just driven safely
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@scampi1909 Assist by Andy Robertson
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@Zach51466129 @ToonHive It was R rated for Adult Swim until Cartoon Metwork wanted it instead and just asked for the swearing to be removed and let them keep the adult jokes lol
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@aboutceltic @sportbladet I will miss you Gustaf, I don’t know why we persist in Scales just because he’s Irish
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@NoContextBrits The new Trainspotting looks shite
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how Abada feels about this according to rangers fans
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Charlotte FC have agreed a deal worth £10m to sign Celtic winger Liel Abada ✅
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@DC18881 Dampness n fag smoke 😂😂
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@sportbible Fraser Forster for Celtic in our 2-1 win he really carried us that game it was insane I was only 9 when that game happened and it was mental
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@FuckBeale You forgot to add that St Johnstone had never won a cup double… until they met James Tavernier
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@scampi1909 Angry teuchters is my new favourite sound
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@benbristowuk @Ryanair Im sure he can survive for an hour without wifi
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@kyzrow @Rmnook7 @lewis0701__ @Dexerto like nothing, bc they’re talking out of their ass they probably have a 2012 ass laptop 😭 3060 is based and runs modern games amazingly, i say that as an owner of a 3060 even though soon I will be upgrading
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@keinon_walker @DrZarar01 @CoBigal @ShaykhSulaiman In Algeria? 😂😂😂 what a disconnected from reality take
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@EFCevie This is porn… not real life
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@CultOfIndia @DiscussingFilm God it looks fucking awful, should’ve been animated like the Mario movie
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@Driskal @iluminatibot Im only 21 but I can assure you as a kid that this happened to, please reinforce that you love your kid(s) ❤️
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@TamseIIicsonIII Hibs have the chance to do something hilarious tomorrow
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@fcstpauli_EN Embarrassing
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@Yovssovph @SkyFootball Is Man City winning not a routine victory? Including your made up rivalries with Liverpool and Arsenal 💀
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@AboutScotlandd Boring, plain, all the same
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@Memeulous They done tryna gentrify working class activities
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@CelticFC What does Karamoko need to do to get into the team ffs
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@CelticFC @adidasfootball The da clobber 😭😭 nah you’re alright celtif man “Here Scales can you talk in Gaelic please? That’ll get them to buy it 100%”
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@Arron2Smith Take me back
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@chimney1878 @LEGS223 @thecasualultra What’s gay about men with their tops off????? Unless you think they’re braw
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@CelticFC Nope he said the board better back, people who seriously want him gone are wee reactionary fannies he’s not got players who fit his system
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@foxtrotangopapa Cantwell highlight reel i suppose
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@adalg1874 Teams doing shite? Attack the best striker in the league
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@aboutceltic Eh? you watching the same game
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😹😹😹😹
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@cfcjoe1888_ That wan guy at the afters at 5am:
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@Football_Scot 23k 😂😂😂 we’re no rangers mate that’s a drip in the pond to us
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@ksharpsoul @Vitamin__C_ @ramsaysoup @jordanceasar2 @ItsNewYokio So then why is a woman or minority male lead woke straight away?
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@aboutceltic How long is the other guy out for? oh wait
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@oompaville Yeah idc, dream is a groomer
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@NotoriousBAG_ Money laundering
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