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Kevon

@KevonH

2 years

No one: Absolutely no one: My brain at 4am: Kenya 🥁 Moore 🥁 hair 🥁 care 🥁 #RHOA

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@enzomondejar @Vince_Volta All three of them 💀

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@Yiannified “There definitely is 🙂‍↕️” takes me out every time

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@kemz_1 "'e don want the antibotics and sterowds, ma lawyer sez we can give im Vitamin C and Vitamin D..." Despair.

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@Gus_JordM Poetry "I used to live here" "Whaa?" "I used to live here" "You's who? What is your name?" "My name is Jennifer." "Jennifer? Yeah I used to live here and my room was right up...." "Jennifer who?" "Jennifer Lopez" "Who's Jennifer Lopez?" "ME." "I don't know who she is."

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@heardaboutenes They're too much💀

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@dox_gay "I'm a surgeon's assistant let's go"

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@g4ys0n “Lullaby effect” “a subtle approach” I’m guessing this girl wasn’t loud and she didn’t like that 💀

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Lisa Rinna: *produces printouts of texts between Denise and Brandi* 'Shall we read through them?' Denise Richards: 'Are you ok with me pulling out my text messages from you?' Lisa Rinna: 'Those are private.' God I can't stand her. #RHOBH

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@yolandafister 😭 to be fair if some clown was offering to ‘help’ me whilst sticking a camera in my face id react the same

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@xkttyx With that one look at the camera she knew this was HER moment.

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Erika Jayne entering her Kelly Dodd unhinged era I feel 😌 #RHOBH

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6 months

When Kate Middleton shows up and it’s none of the funny conspiracy theories we’ve been concocting

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4 years

@Sebby_Col The Dad deserves a medal for that quick 'She's beautiful' damage control reaction 😂

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10 months

@kaomi_k And there it is. The ratio though is pleasing

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@minasdemon she’s just grumpy because she hasn’t had a full nights sleep in weeks and won’t for the next 16 years

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6 months

The chosen Real Housewives when Andy Cohen arrives backstage at the WWHL clubhouse

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Andy Cohen snorts cocaine with coterie of favorite ‘Housewives,’ bombshell Leah McSweeney lawsuit claims

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@notcapnamerica @BabyBoyDante Exactly. I doubt this guy would have reacted well to outright rejection considering he got upset by her simply smiling and thanking him and looking uncomfortable.

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3 years

@McDonalds Did they blow the entire budget for this venture on getting Mariah her coin because whoever is doing the graphics needs to be stopped 💀😂

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2 years

@anxiousjewboi @tragicbirdapp Damn that's dark lol

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@irldom @ladymunter It’s giving

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@yolanda_parody Nobody: Air raid sirens when the nuclear bombs coming:

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@yannhatchuel Same energy 😂

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7 months

When you hit the option button and it toggles to the old graphics #TombRaiderRemastered

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2 years

@MrMentionItAll It's giving "Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home"

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@twunktrap @Spilling_The_T "Tell us something your friends don't know about you." "I shagged my friend Becca... *drunken pause* her boyfriend, a few weeks ago" "AND her boyfriend?" "No just her boyfriend" "Fair enough"💀

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2 years

@aidanthereup I agree with everyone saying it's lovely to see her accept and support her son and that personal growth. Glad she separated herself from her husband's ribcage lol

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@yolandafister And this was her ON camera 😭

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Dorinda: ‘I *almost* became an alcoholic’ Anyone who watches #RHONY :

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@ThatsNotNiicce @thenorrisjay @TerryThierry When Tucker Carlson says ‘seems sensible’ you know you messed up

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@sophiadiava "I don't know if y'all forgot what happened in Afghanistan but we was over there for 20 years and nobody understood the assignment" took me out 😂

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Cinematic paralelles tho #RHUGT #RHONY #RHOBH

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Me: ugh classical music is so boring Him: I love classical music Me:

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Lisa Barlow turned into a meme #RHOSLC

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@floellaumbagabe One of the top recently used? Who’s sending these messages? 😭

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@WATROSESAID @SomaKazima Right after she put her hands around the cat's neck, the signs were all there. Has this woman been around cats before?

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@GinaGambarro Literally more stage presence

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3 years

I always knew that there were rumours that Susan Sharon on Sex and the City was inspired by Dorinda Medley from RHONY and after this scene I've never been so convinced 💀 #AndJustLikeThat

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@mvrtrez The eyebrow raise after she ended him, she was PISSED 😭

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@icecoldbanger @HarleyShah Right? So it’s not my home 9-5 Monday-Friday?

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@notcapnamerica As I sit in my supposed life of constant company, I decided to write a think piece about people who live alone and I couldn’t help but wonder

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2 years

I'd love to see what would happen if there was a global ice-out of Lisa Rinna, and no one gave her the attention she craves from her online antics. I'd say a week before she melts and there's nothing but a puddle, leopard print dress & wig from the 90s on the floor 🫠 #RHOBH

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@dorindadeadly Taylor Swift's villain origin story.

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Excuse the narcissism that will flop on gay Twitter anyway. 8 months, the last 2 of strict low calories, I’ve been an absolute joy to be around. Now to throw it all out the window at Mighty Hoopla. 💃🏻

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@JalenCreative @SomaKazima And the fact that she asked "Nicki" to spell it slower and it spelled it super fast then when she hung up went "nooo I'll spell it slower I promise" like it was trolling her - we are so cooked 😭

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@notcapnamerica The way she is aware and acknowledging the bias police have towards black people AND is being indignant about getting that treatment despite being white is wild 💀

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No one could ever make so much sense whilst making no sense at all as Dorinda. #RHONY

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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

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You can’t write it. Actually you can #DominicCummngs

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@queensofbravo "You wanna side with the victims because you think it's cool" "I don't think it's cool" "I don't give a f*ck about anybody but me" Finally saying what we already knew.

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Britain having 'deep discussions' about Quality Street chocolates and the Fairytale of New York lyrics whilst a pandemic rages and Brexit is looming. #inequalitystreet

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It fascinates me that I know this Nene vs Kim fight verbatim but can never remember where my keys are. Fast forward 30/40 years, dementia and all, nursing homes are going to be lit #RHOA 😭

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Why do I get the feeling the popularity of the name Karen for babies will take an even bigger hit in 2020? #Karens #karensgonewild #KarenStrikesAgain

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@EmmaTolkin "Peppa pig?" "No, Monica Vitti" "She's dead, but yes" foreshadowing but you're too busy laughing to notice. 😂

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Sorry gay Twitter moment but gym torture and this hotel lighting is kinda giving

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@_Niykhil_ @TheEvilBread #DyingForDick

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@samgarwood_ Me having my day ruined by seeing this.

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@RealBravoholic Mary living for the drama sends me

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@jps_aririah Why did her parents set her up like this?

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@MrMentionItAll Kenya Moore plagiarism lawsuit incoming 😌

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@manchesterjenn @mclegend19_ @WrittenByHanna Don't, I still have PTSD from that 💀

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@KBIRI @notcapnamerica Looking goofy and starved 😂

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@sumerclub "He's in a wedding it's his wedding." "WHO'S wedding?" "It's a wedding he's in. Unfortunately it's where it's landing." "I want you to call him." 💀

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@RankedReal He arrived, he heard two male voices. One was LuAnn's.

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@aaltheg As a british person who works with the US I cosign this. Good excuse for missing deadlines though 'oh sorry, '2/3/2021', I thought you meant the 2nd March not the 3rd Feb' 🤷‍♂️

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@queensofbravo Kyle Richards on RHOBH season 25 confessional look

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@officialshieldz @nathwhiteee Not to brag but I do think I won the 'ideal frame screengrab' game 😂

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@alex_abads Me only just realising that's what he meant by bloom and therefore the album is named after his bootyhole.

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Mariah Carey came in hot and knew she had a point to make to shut some people up. That glare is giving “I SAID WHAT I SAID” 😭 #MariahSZN

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@hewantswealth The 67 million UK residents moving to places like Congleton for £250pm rent.

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@beyoncegarden OMG she wove Mary from Precious into her rap 😭 "Since you got your political degree, and you know every f*cking thing" @ohohpoohead

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@MattBlakemore Omg who’s gonna tell ha

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@TheBravoLife_ Mia thought she could produce. But what a housewife isn't going to do is have 1 housewife sitting in a hotel nearby when there's mess to be had just because they had a fight days prior. Ashley had to step in.

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@housewifegifs I always think when they won’t name the source it’s code for “it was a producer who told me”.

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@adrianasmojito She was far too slow for Brandi and got ate up with that ‘exactly’ comeback. Sorry Kyle, you lose.

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The fundamental problem with threads is people I actually know are on my Instagram and if i posted the garbage I post on here I’m going to get a lot of

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#NewProfilePic and all that shite x

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@bydanram Honestly I am jealous in a way of these people I wish my mind was this simple 😭

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@MrMentionItAll "I don't know she's just not normal... somethin' in the buttermilk ain't clean" 😂

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@unreal41222 @aw4mf @Damien_X_ Given what he was just arrested for I think we all know 😂💀

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I'm not even going to get into the irony of who this post is coming from. All I see is Sam Smith looking rich, successful and living their best life. You be looking unemployed, miserable and bitter.

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Looking like a walrus

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For those asking ‘where is the rain?’ it’s in my hometown near Aberdeen apparently 😬

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@theurgethat @jaysondemar @seay_ram @jaaybaybay @bunmimojekwu "I'll never forget you mama" "Stop talking to me" 😭

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@Greenio64 @Malamin_J

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@_AlbertoNovelo "If I can smell your breath, you're too close" and "You're not that interesting, you're not nice at all, you're cold as hell and stoic, why on EARTH would I be vying for your attention?" leaving Erika in tears. I miss this energy.

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@TheAtticMan So glad I read this post. I was on the fence about having kids because of how much it requires to take care of them. I didn't realise that the only cost of raising a child was £5.30! Take me to the nearest leg onion store!

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@Markitoz408 @queensofbravo Isn't the reason Erika hates Sutton so much because she was the ONLY one who DID say this stuff to Erika's face last season? Pick a lane.

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@adrianasmojito

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@patconn1976 @lapatina_ My first thought as well, as heart warming (and wrenching) as it is to see this, filming is making him identifiable not just for him if he gets taken back to Russia but his family. Soldiers who surrender should have their blurred if filmed.

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Why is World War 3 trending?

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@RealBravoholic The way this whole beef fizzled out in 30 seconds at the start of the season. She could have at least milked it a little for a storyline...

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@RDWinter3 @rhony_bravo And if it wasn't for Erika's scandal this one would be too. Kyle, Dorit and especially Rinna are giving us nothing. Thank god for Garcelle and Sutton, the new girls are carrying the show and are not scared of Erika.

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@yolandafister White Women version of