Please do not make Smash Bros Ultimate your livelihood. Not only is there not enough money for you to live an average life style at best, but the community name no longer holds the weight it once did. Get a 9-5 and play smash for fun, not for food.
*smash 4*
Player A: Is that true?
Player B: Nah it only worked cuz u jumped, airdodge next time
*ultimate*
Player A: Is that true?
Player B: It’s only true if you DI away from the last hit of my bair on PS2 with 3/4ths rage during an air dodge while SDIing up, on a Wednesday
Hello smash friends, I’m giving away a $50 eshop card for the holidays. I love the scene and it’s the least I can do!
All you gotta do to enter is
-Follow, Like, and RT
I’ll pick the winner Tomorrow at 4 PM PST. Good luck ❤️
I went to the gas station to get some cash back for my barber, and when I stepped outside the first thing I saw was a man with a knife. He looks at me and says “Give me that money or in the name of God you are gonna die”
I didn’t wanna give him the money (1/2)
@Ketchup_Jr
nigga you show up to tourneys and hour late fixing ur mustache
i play valorant for a year, come back whoopin niggas asses unpracticed
we are not the same
I wish there wasn’t such a negative stigma surrounding mid/low tier mains. People think that we don’t want to improve, simply due to our choice of characters. Most wont even grind with us. We’ve got the same competitive nature as everyone else. Is it a crime to play who you like?
So I faked him out like I was gonna give him the cash, but instead swung as HARD as I could and booked it to my car. As I drove away I saw him still lying on the floor. Did I do the right thing? (2/2)
Dear .
@CharlieHaruno
You still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance.
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up that you don’t answer Patreons.
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside the tourney you didn’t have to,
But you coulda signed an autograph for
@Nito_ssb
(1/6)
TODAY I AM OFFICIALLY 1 YEAR SOBER FROM ALCOHOL 🎉🎉🎉
this picture best illustrates what a typical saturday night was for me before i quit (not exaggerating either). now im so much better healthier and HAPPIER without it.
one year isn’t a lifetime, but it’s a great start <333
i seen everything with jr since 2014 and im still here
i seen 80% of our player base drop him after tweek did in 4, I’m still here
i seen the fall of sm4sh Jr mains and rise of new ones in ult, im still here
keep fighting cuz in 2021, I’m still a Jr main and im still here
its crazy how we all turn into our alter egos whenever we step foot inside of a festival. whether it be make up or face paint, or even things like piercings or certain clothes, its amazing how we all have individual aesthetics that come out during rave time that make us unique
-KiraFlax is the defender of SoCal
-K9 is the mascot of SoCal
-Lumbre is the meme of SoCal
-Larry is the hero of SoCal
-Cyro is the bodyguard of SoCal
-I’m Hip is the villain of SoCal
-Zan is the brains of SoCal
-Nicko is the head of SoCal
-Champ is the CEO of SoCal
this right here is the reason why I do what I do, my goal was never to be the best BJR but simply to encourage others to play who they love and to inspire the future generation of smash players
bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
this morning at Starbucks one of the baristas looked at me and said “YO are YOU ketchup?!?!”
then at work one of the new hires asked me if I was the “real” ketchup looool
THEN at the gym some dude walked up to me and said “wow it’s KetchupJr!!!”
what is happening
i truly believe that in order for you to be successful at super smash bros (or any competitive hobby for that matter) you must first keep your life in order
-be in good standing with your family
-get good grades in school
-be a standout employee at work
-shower
be the best you!
this has gotta be one of my all time favorite smash clips from the entirety of my competitive career. nothing fancy really goes on here, just fluid movement, frame perfect execution, and impeccable spacing.
cant believe this clip is 7 years old now.
At work someone came up to me and asked me if I was “the real Ketchup”. And my boss has a son who’s apparently a fan of my play.
........this is........different
“GGs Ketchup, I didn’t know the MU, but good stuff tho”
*proceeds to go up like 8-0 in sets*
“Yeah you know what, I’m just not good at the MU”
NAH FAM, you ain’t good at the KETCHUP matchup. Give me some credit for once LOL
I won the Winter Solstice Arcadian!! 1st/121. I’m pretty happy rn ngl, GGs to everyone I played. Probably gonna take my mom out to dinner tomorrow ❤️
Night everybody!!
My name is Ketchup and here’s why I think I could benefit from an opportunity like this if you vote for
- I’m always trying to push Jrs meta to the limit
- I only compete in the WC, so traveling will help me show off what I’m capable of
- I do very well at few Majors I attend
That's right!
Our present to you all is a sponsorship to a Smash Major!
All you have to do is Quote RT the tweet above with
#SponsorTheVillage
and explain why YOU should be sponsored!
The 4 users with the most likes/RTs will make it to the poll.
Campaign ends on the 31st, GL!
For SoCal
- the rager: KiraFlax, K9, Masta
- the 14 year old prodigy: Mattyice
- the dude who misses smash 4: 90% of SoCal
- the really good snake brawl vet: AC
- the 0-2 warrior we all cheer for: Shinta
- antisocial twitter funny guy: 2RP
- dude that farms easy tourneys: Jsan
i remember one time i was sucking a girls double d titties in my whip and them shits were pierced. so when one fell out i kept that shit as a souvenir since i ain’t had titties that big before or since.
I came home from work with the news that I’m now ranked
#13
in SoCal. Dope way to debut on the PR, but I know I can be better. I’m gonna push myself to the limit this season. 2020 bout to be wild!
Bowser Jrs results at Glitch 7:
Ketchup 65th 😢
@RocketVoices
49th 💪
@YoungEevey
25th 😩
Even though we didn’t crack top 16 we are consistently making it out of pools and causing upsets. This character is not bad I promise !!! I think we did a good job of repping our main 🐢
went to starbucks and the dude behind the register goes “ YOOOOOO KETCHUP??? THE SMASH PLAYER????? HERE??????” and then gives me my order for free, what the fuck is life LOL.
Almost died at work. The breaks on my lift weren’t working properly so when I wanted to stop, the machine kept on going full speed towards the wall. I jumped right out before the impact though so im fine.
Top 10 Jrs roughly ordered
Yoda Cage
Young Eevey
Snormanda
Mutama
Monty
Tra$h Koopa God
Nomex
Slime
Terraboy
Sweshi
HM Spike, Lemmiroth, Taternator
Not ranking myself because that would be egoistical and cringe
*The same people that called Jr bad now*
“Yeah bro I’ve been knowing Jr was a sleeper character”
Like bruh y’all just said he was bad last week lmaoooo