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@Kenneth33071904

2 years

95% of China’s population not in lockdown. Zero Covid deaths in last 100 days. 100% of USA population not in lockdown. 50,000 Covid deaths in last 100 days.

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3 years

@BNODesk Weird that doing nothing to stop it wasn’t as successful as we’d hoped

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5 years

@rascalsonsun @_SJPeace_ I don't understand why drivers don't watch for people crossing while driving, especially looking for children.

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@Kenneth33071904

1 year

Everyone knows that the actual Covid disease ain’t the flu symptoms part you get early on right?

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8 months

Hypothetically: Would finding the root cause of bleeding liters of blood out of your face until you die in an enclosed confined space with hundreds of screaming people be a relatively high priority?

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@Kenneth33071904

9 months

You can swim in pool if you have active diarrhea. - California health officials

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California health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 day

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8 months

Broooo…. Wtaf with this virus. Airborne. Asymptomatic spread. Kills you. Disables you. Shrinks penis. Brain damage. Heart, lung, liver, kidney, vascular damage. Damages immune. Autoimmune. ME POTS CFS Mutates. Evades immune. … AND re-assembles itself when broken apart? Wtaf

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5 months

Australia is interesting to me.

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@Kenneth33071904

3 years

@omw @MorePerfectUS @SBWorkersUnited Laws are for poor people

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3 years

@markorscott @bocxtop Janitor is respectable but not in USA pay.

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6 months

Yes all those cats are dead, we had to murder 1.6 million chickens, and the cows are too sick to milk, it’s still spreading … but besides that .. risks are low.

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4 years

@_ericbraden_ @1conmunist 73 & 76 1/2

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2 years

@TheCrazedSpruce @teresaeliz At the same time, Leo DiCaprio will date one of Nick Cannon’s kids

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4 months

Anyone have an IRL “Covid safe” friend? I have 2 total.

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1 year

Americans who have attained robust natural / hybrid immunity to Covid-19 gathered for a group photo below.

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@Kenneth33071904

4 years

@Milmiskew @fuffyfaf @jonbernhardt @BreakPhenomenon To the untrained eye yes. But Linguists have studied this language thought to be over 129,000 years older than Hebrew and have only figure out two symbols so far. One means “it”, like a pronoun and the other is “hotdog”. One day, with advance microchips, we may learn more.

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1 year

Today: Covid pink eye mild - CDC In 6 months: Blindness unrelated to previous Covid pink eye - CDC In 12 months: NEW Research shows link between Covid pink eye and blindness - CDC In 18 months: Yes, but some people can still see sometimes. - CDC

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1 year

If you’re HOME schooling your kids, you’re DEPRIVING them of important learning like active shooter hide and seek, attendance while sick with a BSL 3 virus, raising your hand to ask to pee, fake history of the oppressor class, and many more lifelong skills needed as a wage slave.

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@Kenneth33071904

2 years

@gigirossbach You have to “onboard” every new hire. The fight to have a union is every day because the boss will fight every day to bust a union. Build your readiness for work actions- repeatedly show your solidarity and readinesss to inflict pain on a union busting boss.

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@Kenneth33071904

3 years

@JoshuaPotash I’ve always worried about what my coworkers productivity would be like if I passed.

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@Kenneth33071904

1 month

BREAKING NEWS: More expired tests have been found in the basement of the WH.

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@luckytran

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GOOD NEWS: The US government has announced that it will again offer free at-home Covid tests starting in late September. You will be able to get 4 more free test kits sent through the mail.

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1 year

It’s gonna be gnarly af if it does turn out that it actually is airborne aids.

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1 month

Which year of med school is the chapter on whining like a bitch about wearing a mask?

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2 years

@MathStuart Breaking: CDC prescribes long sleeves for Monkeypox.

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@Kenneth33071904

7 months

If your boss makes you “Return to Office”, spend the rest of the your time there making it as bad as you can for them. #becreative

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2 months

Guarantee you the mpox strain is 100% already in USA.

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@Kenneth33071904

8 months

I’m recruiting for a gang for post societal collapse. Who wants to join?

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@Kenneth33071904

6 months

The good news is that they have not found ANY evidence that Covid PERSISTS in your body for more than 5 years.

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@Kenneth33071904

10 months

Many have asked so I’ll share my strategy: #1 : I will mask on escalators and elevators but not ice cream parlors #2 : I’m comfortable indoor dining but if waste water ⬆️ I will not share soups or soufflés #3 : In a bonafide surge, all trash cans in my home will be put away

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6 months

10% ?!!!? “So far, the virus appears to be infecting about 10% of lactating dairy cows in the affected herds, said Michael Payne, a food animal veterinarian and biosecurity expert with the [UC]Davis’s Western Institute for Food Safety and Security.”

Bird flu found in US milk for first time in Texas, Kansas and New Mexico

US officials say the country’s milk supply is safe and risk to people is low due to pasteurization process of country’s dairy supply

www.theguardian.com

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2 months

You guys… I’m starting to think that the CDC MIGHT possibly not be 100% on top of it.

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5 months

What's your guess how many times the avg normie has caught covid since 2020?

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4 years

@fuffyfaf @jonbernhardt @BreakPhenomenon Wrong!!! That pattern could only have been cut by a rare molecule only encountered one time before on earth... from the space shuttle Columbia’s outer left flank upon re entry. The molecule 13mil times harder than a diamond and is highly radioactive.

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9 months

In USA, we use children’s lungs to filter the virus from the air in classrooms.

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4 years

@supreme_waffel @RyanHigginsRyan Business that needs slave wage labor prob not a good business to have in our community.

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10 months

Biebers face got paralyzed and no one paid attention to long Covid so yeah… I don’t think help is coming. #jussayin

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@Kenneth33071904

7 months

You ain’t gonna hepa filter your way out of Measles. #R0

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1 year

Anyone have an IRL “Covid safe” friend? I have 3 total.

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2 years

BREAKING: CDC says solution to monkeypox is more cops.

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@Kenneth33071904

9 months

Aranet reading was 2. #davossafe

BNO News

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9 months

BREAKING: Alaska Airlines plane makes emergency landing in Portland, Oregon after window blows out in mid-air. Several items, including phones, were sucked out of the plane when it suddenly depressurized. Everyone is safe.

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8 months

Wasn’t that Nalvany guy a Nazi?

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@Kenneth33071904

3 years

@CBDGravBong @JoeBuonasera @blagojevism The parliamentarian says Biden is the only president who can’t do this.

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@Kenneth33071904

28 days

I’ve killed zero GRANDMAS by spreading Covid since the beginning of pandemic. What helped me: 1. Quit unsafe stable job, unstable income but surviving so far. 2. Social distance away from eugenicists. 3. Respirators. 4. Not a Taylor Swift fan. 5. Luck.

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1 year

Remember that time when they told you that you can’t wear a mask with an exhalation valve on it when literally no one else was wearing any mask at all? #theirwholefaceisavalve

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@Kenneth33071904

6 months

I don’t there is a single person who WANTS AJ Leonardi’s immunological predictions on Covid from 2020 to be correct. Everyone WANTS the good news. Just SHOW us the research or evidence that shows the immunological damage is NOT happening.

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@Kenneth33071904

2 years

@gigirossbach Don’t get caught up in the technical things… NLRA, grievances processes, etc. use and protect those but the critical thing is the solidarity with your coworkers. None of the legal things are enforceable without your solidarity. The system is built to fail you.

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11 months

BREAKING: Giant chemical cloud in Texas CDC says to wash your hands.

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3 years

@KaitlynKitty9 @DPRK_Takes It was acquired via imagination.

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3 years

@sleepisocialist @kennedytcooper This should be taught in 3rd grade public school.

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25 days

Tomorrow is National Bring Your Covid to Work Day.

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6 months

A society that doesn’t care about their children is not a society at all. We are living in a profit mechanism.

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3 years

@mullenixalex @CBDGravBong @JoeBuonasera @blagojevism Power was not yours to “give”. The Parliamentarian derives power from the divine right to make excuses.

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7 months

BREAKING: CDC releases official strategy on proliferating Measles outbreaks across the nation. Exclusive video below:

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2 years

@Bigzaddyrosee @EwAMirror @Hismuva17 *restrictions apply

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4 years

@WowFlashSale I’d rather have Medicare for all

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26 days

Does anyone have an update on the husband and npr lady? Is her husband still fearful…? lolz

Wrestling with my husband's fear of getting COVID again

My husband is high risk and still takes COVID precautions. I want our old life back.

www.npr.org

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@Kenneth33071904

9 months

Just had one of those moments.. When 4 years of the weight of the pandemic and living in a shithole society felt crushing.

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5 years

@Dwebb26908820 @TheOnion At least in imaginary Alabama, the girl gets to Think something.

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10 months

Kinda sucks that your friends and family are eugenicists, right?

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1 year

It’s gonna be gnarly if in a couple years the Covid actually kicks in for everyone who was infected all around the same time.

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5 years

@hoosiercolt18 @tictoc @RepKatiePorter Actually, she should just start a go fund me. Why aren't all americans simply doing go fund me so they can have health care, housing and education? Seems rather lazy of them.

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4 years

@DamiyenR @vodkabooty @JayThePopulist How about 30 hours work, 30 hours of livable wage pay?

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9 months

Wear a well fitted respirator

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19 days

Where do I sign up to get the four free expired Covid tests from Biden?

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7 months

The npr lady blocked me for quote tweeting .. 😂 Is the article still up?

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1 year

Dentists offices stop spreading Covid challenge

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22 days

Has anyone sued their workplace successfully for Covid infection? How about the hospitals? What’s the best way to sue everyone?

k8lyn🦋😷🍵💐🩵

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ok hypothetically what are the chances of having a successful lawsuit with my old workplace bc the staff member that gave me covid lied about having a negative test & 6 months later when i started getting sicker & became aware of my POTS worsening was discriminated against (1/?)

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2 months

Im starting to think we might not get to herd immunity after all.

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1 year

Tuberculosis is like a cold right?

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1 year

Why is asymptomatic Covid spread so hard for people to grasp? No one’s ever heard of silent farts?

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3 years

@1Chrisc1 @hell0babs That’s why they tie healthcare to work.

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1 month

Any chance this summer Covid wave will ever end?

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2 years

@silentkil_er Although im currently poor, as a future billionaire, I object to paying for future poor people’s healthcare.

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10 months

Tbf I’m also terrified of us being right.

Disabled Doctor

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People still protecting themselves from COVID are not the ones living in fear; we’re the ones living in reality and the rest of the world is terrified of the possibility of us being right.

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2 months

Biden INFECTED all your KIDS and then quit his job. #ongoingpandemic

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7 months

70 F in winter. I hope we have food next year.

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1 year

USA is weeks away from herd pink eye. #hybridPinkEye

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1 year

@delmoi @Miss_Informatio @44vibeTV What we need:

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3 years

@fspieler 43: sleeping hurts my back

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2 years

@CDCDirector Day 5 has finally arrived

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7 months

Is there anyone left out there who doesn’t have long Covid AND is not an asshole?

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6 months

What if the Nazis didn’t actually fully lose WWII? 🤔

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2 years

@buitengebieden @AD1968F Can we use these guys to plan trees instead of using them to hunt down humans?

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@Kenneth33071904

4 months

ERASING Covid: I feel like there’s definitely a momentum switch on Covid Twitter…they’re starting to really succeed in erasing Covid. Earlier this year there was quite a defiance of “Covid is Over” in the community but feels a bit like erasure is taking its toll. #isitjustme ?

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2 years

It’s gotta be a little awkward sitting at dinner table each night with your kid in wheelchair with Long Covid that they caught because you had to do karaoke at the mega conference at work. Maybe it’s just me but I find that awkward.

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8 months

The best way to prepare for societal collapse is to spend all day on Twitter.

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10 months

Which year of med school is the chapter on whining like a bitch about wearing a mask?

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5 months

In USA schools, we use kids’ lungs to filter the air. #cantspreadinschools

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Every 3 months I will post my ERV filter replacement to show you all how dirty and bad our outdoor air quality is. This is Jan - April 2024 in Chicago. Do you really want your lungs to filter this?

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2 months

Can mpox spread even in a school?

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8 months

Breaking news: Another study says Covid infection fucks you up if: 1. vaccine or not 2. old or not 3. a kid or not 4. immunocompromised or not 5. poor or not 6. Long Covid or not 7. Paxlovid or not 8. triathlons or not #noshitsherlock

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2 years

If the USA invades California, should China defend California?

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3 years

@BNODesk We’ll look back at the good old days of 484,000.

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4 months

Does anyone on Covid Twitter NOT have a cat? #meowzzzzzz

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2 years

People still having kids? Have y’all no sense of doom?

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2 years

I take condom off briefly when entering for identification purposes. #justbriefly

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1 year

“No biggie but I have tested positive for Airborne AIDS and will be working from home with mild symptoms. My doctor has prescribed paxlovid and I hope to recover quickly and wait in reasonably good health until the AIDS kicks years later.”

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1 year

Do parents really send their kids to school thinking they WON’T get infected?

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10 months

@audisdead $7.25/hr $15/hr with masters degree

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