Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈 @KempeneerVan Twitter profile

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

8 months

@Matt_Pinner Absolutely yes..it would be heaven!!

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@Abba_Annabelle @RonFilipkowski Nope that's horse dewormer, cocaine and drinking pee which causes that 🤣

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2 years

@lost_sole1 @NoContextBrits I'm reporting your butcher 🤣🤣 surely that's illegal 🤣

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1 year

#NewProfiIePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@smc429 @CNN That's pure desperation hiring that has been, who's up next Jerkules Sorbo and Baio the racist?

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3 years

@OneYearWorld Sean Connery of course 😀

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@retiredtrnman No clue who he is but I bet $100 he'll be buying the new Super Trump cards 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@mmpadellan She got herself a bargain with that pot! mine cost more than that and I hate cooking!! 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@MayoIsSpicyy Coming soon to a street corner near you...Lauren 'I'll do that for a dollar' Boebert 🤣🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@BraddrofliT Wondering what I'm going to do for the next 14 years until I'm born 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@jessforbiden A lot..I usually lose count after 10 or so 😕

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@PastorAlexLove Those were so sent by atheists!! 😂😂

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@mmpadellan Here's hoping it's something serious.

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@Jim_Jordan Remember when you turned a blind eye to all that abuse?

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@smc429 @RepMTG It was an hour ago, she'll have 'no recollection' of it now 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@bblock29 @ACTBrigitte She's on some heavy drugs for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Good Morning Twitter, is it my turn to be UK prime minister yet? 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

8 months

@Sonar706 He totally got what he deserved 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@MayoIsSpicyy He'll then claim it's worth a gazillion dollars, try to do a fraudulent insurance claim and beg his cult members for another $25.

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@Papi_B_Dubs Pick them up, hold them about 4ft from the floor andddd drop...voila 2 unstuck bowls..you're welcome 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

I'm so getting this 🤣🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@NewJeffCT @smc429 On the back of the restroom door at the Four Seasons Landscaping Co.

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@AZ_Brittney Off the scale throw a party for the whole neighborhood level of happy!!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

I've made it to 34!!! That'll shock a few people 🤣🤣 Good Night Twitter 💤💤

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@KempeneerVan

9 months

@AKBrews I'd break my neck at the first attempt of using it!! That's even if I could get in it first 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

When you see Evangelical trending and wonder what @PastorAlexLove has gone and done next!!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Really gonna regret saying this but...I like the Spectrum version better 😕

Commodore Computer Museum 🕹

@MuseumCommodore

1 year

Space Harrier Commodore 64 vs ZX Spectrum. Side by side comparison. Which is better? #commodore64 #c64 #SPECTRUM #RETROGAMING

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@Andie00471 @DrOz That's your invite to the crudite party gone haha 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

I need this!!! for my son obviously 🤔🤣

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@KempeneerVan

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

7 months

I've made it to 35!! That'll disappoint a lot of people 🤣 going to spend my birthday bullying Spectrum owners and making them cry 🤣 Good Night Twitter 😀

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok He's definitely the grift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@RonFilipkowski Kevin 'Jerkules' Sorbo would show up for the opening of a packet of potato chips he's that desperate for a little publicity!!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

7 months

@cheygoulet It's my birthday month too 😀

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

Good Morning Twitter unless your name is Alex Jones 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@Flower_Beast_01 @RandyRRQuaid He's obviously been drinking gasoline again 😕

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@Tjeerd001 @MayoIsSpicyy This has just won the entire internet 😂😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@nathaliejacoby1 If 'Dr' Oz told me it was raining outside, I'd have to go stand in it for 10 minutes first...then still not believe him!!

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@KempeneerVan

4 years

@startrekcbs A temporal Harry Kim,still pissed at still being an ensign after all that time.

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@mmpadellan @FBI Not probably but definitely

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@lazygamereviews Don't do it!! That whole internet thing is just a passing trend anyway..it'll never take off 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@showgirlcf @NotHoodlum They look like those novelty clockwork teeth that chatter across the floor 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Paying attention @derekfindas and @GoronVor 😂

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@SelinafromKC @MysterySolvent He is but his gigantic forehead is 3ft tall!!

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@HeyokaEmpath01 Not me-I'm counting the blades of grass outside

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

I'm out of Twitter jail!! Good morning..I promise to behave from now on...NOT 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@smc429 @MysterySolvent Because I Got High 🤣

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@KempeneerVan

7 months

@DannieD01 He tried to pay them with Trump Media stock...and got turned away 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@AreMond2 Can they not just round all these 'people' up and dump them on an island somewhere? 🙄

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Well, this sure isn't Santa Monica 😃 #almosthome #nextstopZandoerle 😃😃😃

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Good Morning Twitter...yes even you, the ZX Spectrum loving weirdos 😂😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

Well I've made it to my 33rd Birthday and proved certain people wrong (and probably made them a little pissed) Good Night Twitter c'ya laters 💤💤💤

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@RonnyJacksonTX Which is why I filled up my cars easily before coming on vacation..drinking early again Rummy?

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@OrielleVanya

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

@AngelaBelcamino I'm shocked you left it so late to buy my presents!! 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@nathaliejacoby1 Turtlefacedassheadwasteofspace (I know that is cheating but 🤣)

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Such a no contest, it's like Mike Tyson (Commodore) vs Mr Bean (ALL Spectrum owners) 😂😂

/ Judge Drokk /

@JudgeDrokk

1 year

Commodore and ZX SPECTRUM - still fighting it out in the hearts of owners after more than 40 years!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@SHEsus__Christ Drill bits for concrete 😕

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@KempeneerVan

1 year

@EastEndJoe Aww look at them in their little uniforms and masks so their moms don't ground them back to the basement.

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@ACTBrigitte Coming from a MAGA cult member that's hilarious.

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@AZ_Brittney Disney all day, everyday

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

No point trying to sleep now, got to leave in a few hours for the airport soooo I'll just abuse Spectrum owners instead 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

Good Morning Twitter awake nice and early to start a mega busy day 😀 coffee time ☕

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

Party time 🥳see you sooooon Twitter 😘

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Good Night Twitter, I've just realized that at 34 years old climbing over walls isn't a good idea anymore 😂ps Spectrums still suck 😂byeeeee

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@ksorbs Blah blah blah Hunters laptop...again!!!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

This is how every kid of the 80's should have felt!! But some only had Sinclair's 🤣🤣 Goooood morning 😀

CommodoreBlog

@CommodoreBlog

2 years

Commodore.. bringing computers down to earth! #C64 🔊🎶

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

Tweet of the week 🤣🤣

Shannon🇺🇲💙

@DEFendFURiously

2 years

@laurenboebert @elonmusk

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@rgibson1 @mmpadellan My gran had a bed throw just like that 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@AngelaBelcamino @POTUS It's already started off great just seeing all those MAGA tears flowing!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@mattgaetz Oh well, better luck next time.

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@KempeneerVan

2 years

Going in to work on a Saturday should be illegal 🤣👋

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@LnzyHou @RpsAgainstTrump Exorcism..failed attempt number 4375 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

4 years

@LinusTech @Alienware This couldn't have been done by Linus..there's no drop marks/scratches/cracks on it 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@AZ_Brittney Hi 👋

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

11 months

Good Morning Twitter, happy back to work day 😀 but don't worry Sinclair Spectrum owners feel this sad EVERY day because they want to be one of the cool Commodore kids 🤣🤣

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@Krisbouncesback Nothing much, I wasn't born until 1989 😕

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@AmyAThatcher I keep hearing rumours but as of yet I've not seen anything confirmed...here's hoping though.

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@KempeneerVan

3 years

@SuckerCarlson MTG always looking for a Walmart bargain 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Gooood Morning Twitter, new day, new adventure about to begin, have an awesome Monday 😃

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@cindylocke47 MTG is getting really desperate for attention these days 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

#newprofliepic

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

Good Morning Twitter have a great Friday...and come on Scotland *runs away* 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

@PastorAlexLove But...do you destroy them for free?? 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Good Morning Twitter..I'm sorry to say I survived surgery so the jokes on a lot of you 😂 hope you all lost your bets 😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

@NickAdamsinUSA It's really sad about Shinzo Abe but as for FORMER (dubiously elected) President Trump who gives a flying f'k 🤔 asking for me

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Good Night Twitter...this time next week I'll almost be in Eindhoven/Zandoerle 😀

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Here's legendary games developer Mike Dailly ( @mdf200 ) hard at work creating GTA still looks the same today, not aged at all!! (I'm so dead) 🤣🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Apparently this is a 3,000 year old cooking pot from Scandinavia...it looks exactly the same as the last thing I 'cooked' 😂😂

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Home..totally drained..going to sleep..back to work tomorrow yayy!!..good night 💤💤

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

2 years

Good Morning Twitter, just woke up to find my pet mouse Elvis had died...he was caught in a trap 🤣

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Whyyyy would anyone do this?? use a ZX Spectrum ffs they wedge under the door much easier!! Good Morning Twitter 😃

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

3 years

@oXxRowanxXo Good Morning..have an amazing weekend 😀

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

7 months

Helloooo Netherlands, I'm backkkk...and really really tired!!!

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Laura Kempeneer Van Hoffstratten 🏳️‍🌈

@KempeneerVan

1 year

Time to head into hospital for a few days 😕 if anything happens to me I'll come back and haunt you all...especially you!!! plus I can beat the ghost of Clive Sinclair until he admits Atari rules 😂 c'ya laters (hopefully)

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