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TorturedKelsyDept🤍✌🏽

@KelsyC

1 year

My theory about how gold rush has lyrical parallels to Greek mythology a thread

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@KelsyC

2 months

This tricky bitch. It was there ALL ALONG!!! We should be afraid. We should all be very afraid! The instrumental from WAOLOM is the same as the Midnights teaser trailer. I KNEW it was familiar. Omg

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@KelsyC

5 months

The house. Burned. Down.

Anders is an extraordinary machine 🦷

@onabenchinCI

5 months

So where is The Tortured Poets Department in the Lover house?

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@KelsyC

9 months

Putting it all together for the people who don’t get it. A story in three parts.

eki oatmeal ☃️

@preludetocasual

9 months

off topic but omg

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@KelsyC

10 months

My favorite taylesbian Easter egg.

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@KelsyC

6 months

Do you ever think about how the lover house and the burning house have different layouts? Because I DO.

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@KelsyC

6 months

I think this lyric has a double meaning. Bar=sheet music. Each bar plays their song bc she’s written so many love songs for this muse. And now all of the music she writes feels wrong bc she’s no longer w her lover.

michi ⸆⸉ 🤎🍂🪵

@cowboylikemichi

6 months

What was their song? Wrong answers only!

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@KelsyC

2 months

Hahaha oh

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@KelsyC

2 months

What’s the connection to Texas?

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@KelsyC

9 months

She’s not gonna formally come out. She’s gonna do what she always does which is bait both sides. Here’s a little Sophlor for the gays and here’s a little Travlor for the straights. Business as usual for team Taylor. Let the woman enjoy the game.

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@KelsyC

6 months

Made my own little version last night.

kataclysmic crush 🌸

@purplepinkskys

6 months

“ooh i can’t stop you putting roots in my dreamland” it took me until now to realize that her dreamland is in fact underground….

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@KelsyC

12 days

@VeryBadLlama Or chain smoking. Nicotine has been found to be just about as effective as Ritalin and people used to smoke allll dayyyy longggg.

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@KelsyC

6 months

Again, I ask, when it’s okay for queer people to discuss the queer symbolism they see in an artists work? Especially when muses are excluded from the conversation. This feels dangerously close to “don’t ask, don’t tell” and that just doesn’t sit right with me.

Anna Rose Iovine

@annaroseiovine

6 months

Last week, the NYT put out an op-ed speculating that Taylor Swift is queer. As an out queer person, I know that this speculation—especially on a scale like this—does more harm than good. It's time to stop obsessing over celebrities' sexualities:

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TorturedKelsyDept🤍✌🏽

@KelsyC

2 months

My partner, who is very much not online, asked me “what’s with the fingers Taylor is always doing?” And I laughed and laughed and told them that people got death threats for pointing it out.

lightning mcqueen

@hermidn1ghts

2 months

can i sit

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@KelsyC

11 months

I just think it’s funny that…

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@KelsyC

11 months

This lyric is so devastating. Partying all night w your lover but them not being able to share your bed. Having them wake up and then show up for you to help you clean up after the party the next day. The intimacy of the pics on the floor, so close you know their laugh by heart.

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@KelsyC

1 year

Not saying a damn thing.

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@KelsyC

2 months

@midnightlor I believe in everything a little bit and nothing all the way.

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@KelsyC

1 month

I wish ish i had enough followers where i could just be like "taylor swift girl kisser” and theres like 20 people just being like "real"

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@KelsyC

1 year

Why does this video have so many lwymmd parallels?

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@KelsyC

1 year

Sometimes I think about how Taylor refers to herself as “you” in interviews. “You put out a record. You get slut shamed.” Etc. I wonder if she writes some of her music that way. (Looking at you HYGTG)

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@KelsyC

1 year

Why did I just now notice this?!?

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@KelsyC

4 months

It means this.

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@KelsyC

10 months

Taylor did not make herself leader of 🐱🧲 squad for you to say she’s pg-13.

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@KelsyC

1 year

Um… guys… this doesn’t mean anything, right? RIGHT?!

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@KelsyC

5 months

Does anyone else find it interesting that Clara Bow had bright red hair and Taylor often portrays her alter ego as a red head? All Too Well short film, Bad Blood, the Babe mv?

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@KelsyC

2 months

She said “if all they want is gray from me” then all you get is gray.

queen tfae 🌈

@queentfae

2 months

I--

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@KelsyC

11 months

No comment.

The Eras Tour

@tswifterastour

11 months

🚨| GAYLE’s dress for her final show of ‘The Eras Tour’ is inspired by Taylor Swift’s iconic 2021 Grammys dress! #TSTheErasTour #LATSTheErasTour

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@KelsyC

1 year

If Taylor wants people to stop thinking she’s in love with her best friend, she should stop saying she’s in love with her best friend.

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@KelsyC

1 year

This has to be one of her silliest lyrical parallels.

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@KelsyC

6 months

@AndySachs13 I think about what Cara would say bc I know she has thoughts.

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@KelsyC

2 months

Wasn’t the original lyric in Lover “we can leave the Christmas lights up till February”?

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@KelsyC

20 days

Starting the set by singing “it’s nice to have Dorthea” and ending it by singing “I gave so many signs” really says a lot, don’t you think?

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@KelsyC

11 months

@tays_dreamgirl This book is like the coming out bible for repressed queer women.

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@KelsyC

1 year

@notcoolbanana Or is it?

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@KelsyC

1 year

@13ts89 I always interpreted this as referencing the fact that taylor wrote 5.5 albums about their love so every time she hears one of her songs in public it’s actually their song if that makes sense.

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@KelsyC

2 months

@LissaJoStewart There is an entire life story in that one lyric.

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@KelsyC

1 year

@cowboylikeco This is, imo, the single most convincing gaylor evidence that exists.

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@KelsyC

7 months

Or maybe she’s Peter Pan?

holly flower

@thatsthefunofme

7 months

I’ve been thinking for a while that when Taylor does this lil pose in #TSTheErasTour , she’s either knowingly or unknowingly copying the Matilda the Musical poster. 😲💗

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@KelsyC

20 days

The 🧣 posts today “I’m confused and scared that my favorite pop star might be gay.” COPE

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@KelsyC

7 months

@ab1gailism @candiedpam @wolktress What the fuck

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@KelsyC

11 months

The gayest lyrics from 1989… a thread. 🪡 🧵

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@KelsyC

1 year

@purplepinkskys I’ve always thought the “blood soaked gown” was a reference to Carrie. She was humiliated in front of her peers but in the end, found a greater strength in herself that no one could take away from her.

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@KelsyC

3 months

The 83rd anniversary of the date they found her body.

TorturedKelsyDept🤍✌🏽

@KelsyC

3 months

So… she’s releasing tortured poets on the anniversary of when they found Virginia Woolf’s body? I just… no words.

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@KelsyC

9 months

Besides, in a month she’ll be back on tour and he’s gonna be busy w football. We’ll get another “source” saying that they had fun but their just too busy and Taylor doesn’t want to be in a relationship right now. Blah blah enjoying life… right in time for her album to drop.

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@KelsyC

1 year

@uracowboyrideme

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@KelsyC

2 months

Had the most devastating revelation about this lyric. Robin’s curiosity needs to be curtailed bc curiosity is what killed the cat. Way to go, tiger. 😩😢🥹

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@KelsyC

2 months

Okay Robin, but it’s about her cats. 🥹

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@KelsyC

9 months

In a couple days, she’ll have another dinner date with some hot women and honestly, I’d love to see her out w Travis bc I know they’d both have cunty bi vibes.

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@KelsyC

4 months

In today’s installment: A Long Time Coming

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@KelsyC

1 year

@gaylorplanntika Y’all are so thirsty. Have a drink.

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@KelsyC

2 months

@lizzylemondrop Okay then she sampled mastermind for WAOLOM. It sounds very similar to me and I don’t think it’s an accident.

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@KelsyC

2 months

@rumorsfrombetty Okay. It still sounds very similar to me! Happy for your friend tho!

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@KelsyC

2 months

Taylor referring to the Hynek scale was not on my TTPD bingo card. A short 🧵🪡🧶

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@KelsyC

1 year

@LissaJoStewart Now I just wanna know what Joe did to get this kind of treatment from tree lol

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@KelsyC

24 days

Women don’t come out anymore. They just become friends with Cara Delevigne. 😂

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@KelsyC

2 months

So let me get this straight, after she left the lover house/snow globe, she got lost in a forest. And then she burned down the lover house on her movie set (lavender haze/eras tour). Which we find out is actually in some warehouse/dystopian office building where the dept works.

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TorturedKelsyDept🤍✌🏽

@KelsyC

11 months

@ilovelgbtpplido But queer flagging isn’t real, remember.

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@KelsyC

1 year

Hits Different and You’re Losing Me are the best songs on midnights. How is it that none of the best songs made the final 13 on the original release?

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@KelsyC

9 days

@triptoyourshore Who is WE Derek?! WHO is WE?!

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@KelsyC

2 months

Muting bc people are taking this way too personally. It’s really not that serious. 😂

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@KelsyC

2 months

2018 Billboard Music Awards. The first red carpet Taylor walked since 2016. Kelly Clarkson was the opener and this was part of her act. I’m sure there’s more of the lore that I’m missing but this moment seems significant.

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@KelsyC

5 months

Heaven forbid a woman have ORGANS for fucks sake.

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@KelsyC

5 months

@cowboylikelav I’m about to hate crime some people for being straight omfg

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@KelsyC

6 months

@sondheims The girl had some hair chalk and a dream. Cut her some slack, alright. 🩷💜💙

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@KelsyC

11 months

@cowboylikecc there will be no explanation, there will just be reputation

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@KelsyC

9 months

@reputationisgay It’s punishment for the speak now vault tracks being leaked.

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@KelsyC

3 months

So… she’s releasing tortured poets on the anniversary of when they found Virginia Woolf’s body? I just… no words.

Lian ☀️

@theglasscloset

3 months

..22 days ?

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@KelsyC

7 months

@notcoolbanana Lenny did call her “family” after all

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@KelsyC

1 month

@kaylortruther I sometimes wonder if one of the catalysts of her leaving big machine was her wanting to come out in the first place and they said no. What if part of the deal to buy her masters, which included recording a new album for ownership of an old one, also included a closeting clause.

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@KelsyC

1 year

@taylorsbedpost1 Gonzo is in space and is greeted by the cosmic knowledge fish. They tell him that his people have been trying to locate him. And that he needs to leave them a msg so big it can be seen from space.

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@KelsyC

4 months

Did you know that James Taylor and Carly Simon had a baby boy named Benjamin? Anyway, that’s a thing you know now.

Taylor Nation

@taylornation13

4 months

The smollest boy who ever lived. 🤏

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@KelsyC

22 days

Funny cuz he doesn’t hear from her at all.

Christina Keen 🐶🦆🦫🐢🦥

@christinakeen89

23 days

funny because last time i checked you were actually going to unalive yourself if she left you

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@KelsyC

10 months

lacy this, lacy that. why is nobody talking about closeting realness that is making the bed? I’m crying. 🥺😭

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@KelsyC

1 year

@gaylorswifties You move to me like I’m a Motown beat.

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@KelsyC

2 months

Can’t help but remember how much Taylor loved Untamed.

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@KelsyC

1 year

I knew this scene looked familiar.

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@KelsyC

22 days

And if I speak…

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@KelsyC

1 year

I believed Amber then and I believe her now.

diet coke bunny

@cocainecross

1 year

Even MORE unsealed documents, including doctors notes, were recently published online. Here are the most explosive things Johnny Depp tried to block from being presented in the trial 🧵🪡

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@KelsyC

9 days

@slururname This video is all I needed to ever see to know she’s gay.

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@KelsyC

1 year

@kktylr I mean… it could be a coincidence. It’s just weird that all of these “coincidences” coincidently reference karlie. Like… every single time.

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@KelsyC

7 months

@seaside_desert Bryan is one of the few people on here with a sense of humor anymore.

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@KelsyC

11 months

Okay, so I know “pen” is written like pen=physical enclosure… but I’ve always thought it had a double meaning. She just can’t. stop. writing.

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@handslore

11 months

this hurt

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@KelsyC

1 year

@Fists_On_Up This is one of my favorite lyrics. It’s so funny.

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@KelsyC

9 months

@eyefulofstars Don’t forget this too

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@KelsyC

3 months

I’ve always wondered why she picked this distressed blue color for the eras sweatshirts…

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@KelsyC

4 months

Sunshine in the street at the parade!!

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@KelsyC

1 year

@mmidnitesnak I don’t think it’s karlies eye but I think Taylor knows about the theories and fully plays into them. Her and Karlie both.

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@KelsyC

4 months

@gaylorgremlin It’s not even just grammar but context. In the first part of the verse she is talking about “dreams of YOUR hair and YOUR stare and sense of belief… YOU once believed in me.” People are being dense if they truly think she is calling herself the dream girl.

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@KelsyC

7 months

@Loudest_Womann I don’t understand where they get the straight part when he himself has said he is “unlabeled”. Which, I hate to break it to anyone, is explicitly not “straight”.

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@KelsyC

8 months

@lavendergaaays It looked very, very staged to me.

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@KelsyC

11 months

@tays_dreamgirl She was up late reconnecting with an old flame. I’m sure the after party was 🔥🔥🔥

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@KelsyC

11 months

@Scarletismaroon Insta vs Twitter she didn’t change them they were alway different.

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@KelsyC

2 months

Contemplating the meaning of “tiniest death” in the context of I Look in Peoples Windows. Any thoughts?

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@KelsyC

1 year

@maroonandsaturn It’s a skip for me. So is soon you’ll get better and bigger than the whole sky.

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@KelsyC

1 year

When you’re listening on shuffle and you notice a devastating lyrical parallel. 😭

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@KelsyC

10 months

@kaylorlor Cara was there too…

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@KelsyC

10 months

@1know13places I never put that together before 😱

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@KelsyC

8 months

In honor of stonewall posting Happiness, I thought I’d share omg of my favorite lyrical parallels.

TS🪩🌈🪴🐍🫶🏻

@falsegodsapphic

8 months

Stonewall 🤝 Sunrise Boulevard Vinyl The queering of “Happiness” 🧵 ? “Showed you all of my hiding spots I was dancing when the music stopped And in the disbelief I can't face reinvention I haven't met the new me yet” Reference to “Dancing With Our Hands Tied?”