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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

While you’re all waiting for Donald I’m pleased to say I’m back after a 7 day ban for calling T0bias Ellwood a g1mp. 😎

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@CMO_England Oh just go away and leave us alone you foul little man. You’re as bad as Fauci.

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Sir LC Patterson

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When someone dies & it’s announced on Twitter- in this case by Ricky Gervais there’s often a person who betrays their absolute cvntishness with a comment like this. Sadly he’s not the only loon on this thread. They can’t stop themselves & belong in asylums.

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

@DanielAndrewsMP @jacindaardern Klaus has told her to go. The WEF agenda has eaten away at her soul. Look at a photo of her now compared to just a few years ago. Evil personified but we’ll see her in court, no doubt. And you.

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Sir LC Patterson

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The better man? Who do you trust more.

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Sir LC Patterson

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Margaret Hodge on her uppers? Was there ever a bigger hypocrite in government? Oh, here’s @RhonddaBryant

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Sir LC Patterson

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@SandyofSuffolk It’s not the dog or the cats fault. They are just the product of owners who make them unhappy. You could start feeding the cat nice food so it becomes *your* cat? Get the dogs a ball or toy to distract them? Or use food again. Be the better human

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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@SirRogerGale Dear Sir Roger, we- past & potentially future- Conservative voters do not want more of the same. We want radical difference. If you cannot understand that it may be time to hang up your hat. I am a constituent of yours.

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

Revolting fraud. The British have long resisted & seen through this kind of duplicity. She has no message to give. Ignore everything she stands for.

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Yes, the Greta Thunberg arrest was staged for the establishment media.

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Sir LC Patterson

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@Spy5Wire He never answers that question clearly. What about that outfit, by the way!

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

@Spy5Wire Given it’s December they could’ve made it festive! ⛄️

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Sir LC Patterson

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1 year

@AmyMek They all have to go back. Every last one

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 months

@SandyofSuffolk Perhaps not you, but there are folk in the replies advocating poisoning. That’s not on. I’m straightforward Sandy & you do follow me. Either take heed of wise advice & be polite or you can ignore it & blow it out of your arse. Don’t get aggressive with me tho. Up to you 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😀

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@_DHOTYA Imagine the desperation required to invent this cobblers.

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Sir LC Patterson

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4 months

@CharlotteCGill You have an unstoppably active mind. I hope you can soon find greater peace- not in a hippy way.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

3 months

@Steve_Laws_ Is it better that we just have this out now?

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

3 years

@DouglasKMurray Never understood why people who revile their nation don’t leave? Life is short & there are many other countries to live in. Maybe it’s about earning a living & faux outrage…

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

What is the point of this soppy muppet? #WEFpuppet

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@LanceForman Hopefully this #wef horror or Rishi!

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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@em_lou_G If you want an easy life, rip them out and plant something nice there. Forget about the neighbours. Life is short & arguing with ignorant neighbours will shorten it further.

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@Spy5Wire

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

Stop laughing at the back 😡

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@RealJamesWoods It’s up to Americans to vote out this heinous man- or take action to remove him

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Sir LC Patterson

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@sarcitwat She was keen to keep under Khan’s 20mph speed limit..😂

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@HisHolyLord Former England cricketer. You can tell he’s trying so hard to focus but just wants to bury his head in there.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@BurnsideNotTosh @Spy5Wire goes hand in hand with their coverage of the Moon landings.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@SirRogerGale If you want my vote (if you stand again) you’ll change your mind, sharpish.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@BBCRadio2 @RealKenBruce Let’s hope Ken isn’t forced to play any auto tuned rubbish today. Plenty of Steely Dan & Doobie Brothers please! Maybe some Joe Walsh & The Carpenters? #popmaster

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@HWarlow The original Penguin ‘Donkey’ & ‘Donkey 2’ bookcases initiated by Penguin to house their paperbacks. Still on sale.

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@ASK_des #PMQs

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2 years

Ken knows…. #popmaster #cheat

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

Zelensky- the only man as short as @RishiSunak is an utter fraud. The UK being suckered yet again into giving away arms, ££ & infrastructure. Depressing to witness, nothing to celebrate. #politicslive

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@russty_russ

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

@10DowningStreet Why bother. A truly despicable & insulting effort on the Holiest of days. To put it in language you’ll understand: this tweet is a massive vote loser- even if posted by a cretinous civil servant who won’t be affected.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

3 years

Kuenssberg appears #politicslive

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Sir LC Patterson

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6 months

@aquitainexox @turner355 We should allow the Household Cavalry free reign on them for one month. Do whatever you like.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@GavinBarwell @Jeremy_Hunt Please retire from the public sphere, Barwell.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

Rail line embankment collapse at Hook down to ‘climate change’ according to desperate @bbcnews liars. Causing massive disruption into Waterloo. Not because the assholes at @networkrail have chopped down every single tree in sight along the embankment 🙄 #hook

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@SamuelWeeps My school used to play Bancrofts at Cricket. Sorry you had an unhappy time there.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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@andreajenkyns I’ll be honest, Dame Andrea. I’d like to tear that off with my teeth. #neverlabour

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@leicspolice Get the Army in. They’ll know what to do…

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Sir LC Patterson

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@Duchess314 A certain morning presenter must be due in court?

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@Spy5Wire

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

11 months

@DerylLynn Between the two smallish towns I live near there must be more than 10 Turkish barbers. This is a conservative estimate. The smaller town has 4 I know of. Bear in mind we’re in rural Kent.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@LozzaFox Well said, Laurence. 🙏🏻

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

3 years

@vickyallover @fesshole It’s mad, isn’t it. I mean the idea that he’d have a wife…

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@barryfromwat “Carpetrite- this Bankolideemundee”

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Sir LC Patterson

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@PeteNorth303 I enjoy watching Hamas tunnels being flooded.

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Sir LC Patterson

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@MrAndyNgo America needs less of those with her outlook.

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@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@AnitaHardcokMP Be reasonable. No-one deserves that.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 months

@afneil Very sorry to read this, Andrew. I still have a subscription but feel now, after so much upheaval, might be the time to end it. @spectator has felt stale to me since Jeremy Clarke died & Taki left. I don’t share your admirable belief in Fraser Nelson. I wish you well.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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@liz_churchill10 Great pic! 😂

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

@TrippyPip @PippaCrerar Crerar’s a @UKLabour activist not a journalist . Of course she won’t comment.

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Sir LC Patterson

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2 years

@CoralieAnn

Ann Sheridan One of the 80% 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@bernerlap

2 years

Merry Christmas to all my Scottish friends. You deserve much better!

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2 years

It had to happen #trashtv #saturdaykitchen

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Sir LC Patterson

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1 year

@RadioGenoa What the hell has Gaza got to do with Poland?

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

10 days

@LanceForman @KemiBadenoch I’m shocked, Lance. She’s a Gove shill with what appears to be very little substance. They’re both terrible but Ozempik Jenrick seems the least worst. Making me rethink my Forman & Field hamper, this is!

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 month

@CamillaTominey tying Phillipson in knots. Good work.

Tory Fibs

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This is world class journalism.

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@bo66ie29 Not a bad idea but all four have governance problems. I can’t see an alliance with Trudeau involved working on any level.

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Sir LC Patterson

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@peterstopcrime Hate seeing them classed as ‘Asian’. We all know what they are & where they’re from.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@Scarfer13 I’ve recently followed you yet none of your tweets have appeared in my TL today. I only see them if I look manually through your TL. Shadow ban? Generally, though, folk stick their necks out very rarely these days. Occasional outrage & very little else. A bit like real life!

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@MajorGowen_ A fine mind. An outstanding scholar.

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Sir LC Patterson

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1 year

I miss @GeoffreyBoycott on commentary very much. So does the game, I feel. I’d welcome his analysis at this crunch point in the game. #ENGvsAUS

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@hzeffman “Cheers John, fanx”

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@PreetKGillMP @Cen4infoRes @DisinfoIndex @CforCD @metpoliceuk @FCDOGovUK @TomTugendhat @DanJarvisMP Who decides what information happens to be correct and what is “disinformation” Politicians? I hope not as they’re generally amoral liars. When folk like you try this on it puts be in mind of Orwell & 1984. Just drop it.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

Roger Gale is hilarious. Hasn’t improved his grotty constituency in 39 years as an MP. It’s on the illegal immigration frontline- yet he’s obsessed with Boris! @spectator wind it in Rog’ you dopey old sod.

The Spectator

@spectator

2 years

Roger Gale, a prominent critic of the PM, said Boris had to go: 'I don't believe he should take the party into the next election. A prime minister of honour would look at the figures...and consider his position'. ✍️Tom Goodenough

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@kelvmackenzie @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak I usually agree with you, Kelvin.

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@KeithPenelope3

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@goddersbloom I don’t want to wipe down the exercise bike seat after a lady’s sweaty bollox have tarnished it for me.

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@Nigel_Farage The Old Bill disgust me

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@tonycarmelo15 More Sharia law, is it? 🙄 she handled him well.

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@LMAsaysno Bernard colouring cells for Cosgrove & Hall.

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@KeithPenelope3

2 years

🤢🤮

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

2 years

I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister. Let’s restore trust, rebuild the economy and reunite the country. #Ready4Rishi Sign up 👉

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Sir LC Patterson

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@RealKenBruce We’re thinking of you, Ken. #popmaster

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@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@Steve_Laws_ I lived in Peckham in the late 90s. The white popn all lived around Rye, Choumert Grove, Bellenden Road whereas the ethnics were largely separate in the Queen’s Road area. So even more complex that it appears. Not good- a powder keg to some degree.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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@MiloShropshire I was at Waterloo & no-one knew what had happened. Walked to The Thames & a small boat stopped to pick up several randoms, taking us to Canary Wharf- arrived to our CEO counting every staff member in. One of my colleagues died that day in Tavistock Square. F*ck Islam.

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Sir LC Patterson

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@kelvmackenzie 🙏🏻

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Sir LC Patterson

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1 year

Happy Birthday @barryfromwat 🎁🎈🎉

Russty_Russ #Retro

@russty_russ

1 year

A Happy Birthday to Chris Steele. 78 today!

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@Lalalahna @DammySNM Do some real journalism. Stop being bone idle.

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@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@stamf0rd @LozzaFox @CMY1952 @BadLawTeam There’s something about Vine.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

3 years

@ajcdeane It feels as though public opinion against migrants landing on Kentish beaches has ramped up significantly this week. The public have really had enough.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

1 year

@ColinBrazierTV @LBC Dear Colin, I’m saddened to learn you’ve left journalism, as I thought you were a first class broadcaster, as well as being different from most in your outlook. I enjoyed your last two gigs- at LBC & GB News- enormously. It’s broadcasting’s loss, indeed. Go well. 🙏🏻

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@SirRogerGale Concentrate on your constituency . Parts of it are grim after 39 years of you as MP. And do your casework instead of letting your wife do it all.

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Sir LC Patterson

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3 years

#popmaster if you know you know

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1 year

Ken Bruce interviewing Bjorn from Abba is a bit of a coup for @greatesthitsuk . Poor old radio 2 😏 @MissHelenThomas

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@elliegrace321 @RadioToday Probably Ken Bruce, which would herald the absolute death of R2 under @MissHelenThomas

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@MrAndyNgo Types will be types.

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@peterstopcrime

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@TheTVGrump @AnnelieseDodds Caught red handed Mrs Doyle

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

That’s very sad news. He was great on Twitter- very open, intelligent and fun.

Allison Pearson

@AllisonPearson

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Christopher ( @SirSocks ) had charm in the best sense - clever, playful, witty, life-enhancing. We need more like him. A very sad loss.

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Sir LC Patterson

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@HumanBollard @shaneyt74 Aloha, Big Daddy 😂

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

Who are these shallow thickos? #saturdaykitchen

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

2 years

@elonmusk Londoners would be very grateful if you could suspend this 👇account. 🙏🏻

Sadiq Khan

@SadiqKhan

2 years

Trump is a dangerous, far-right politician who has a history of inciting violence. He must not be allowed to use social media to preach hate and further fuel the politics of division.

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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I have my problems with Fraser Nelson but Gove is simply a rotten option as replacement. Horrible, duplicitous weasel. Gossipy, untrustworthy, political knotweed. @afneil

The Spectator

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'There’s never a good time to leave a job like mine but, after 15 years and a new owner with big ambitions, there is an obvious time.' ✍️ Fraser Nelson

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Sir LC Patterson

@KeithPenelope3

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Just a reminder that this tolerance is fake. #saturdaykitchen @amandacactus