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JÜRGEN LIVES FOREVER

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@KeithLFC6
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4 months
My little lad is 9. He’s just asked me how good this fella was. So I told him. The Speed of Mbappe, the Skill of Messi and the finishing of Cristiano. He was untouchable. None compare.
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@KeithLFC6
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I was born on Scottie. Went to school on Greatie. Grew up in L8 and Anfield. Yet this crazy bastard is far more Scouse than I’ll ever be.
@JayMcKenna87
Jay McKenna
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New favourite for the Grand National announced
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@KeithLFC6
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8 months
I reckon if the Prime minister done a press conference now telling us all we had an hour to live as a meteorite was about to wipe us out, I wouldn’t be as distraught as this.
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A message to Liverpool supporters from Jürgen Klopp.
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@KeithLFC6
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3 years
“Something just doesn’t look right with this Liverpool side” - Gary Neville
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6 months
He’s the best we’ve ever had and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
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2 years
There’s a reason opposition supporters still sing about Steven Gerrard, almost 10 years after he last played for Liverpool. This is how good he was. Nobody is arsed about Lampard or Scholes.
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@KeithLFC6
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2 years
Scousers getting called inbreds by the people who are defending a woman who was married to her cousin. Absolute poetry in motion.
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@KeithLFC6
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2 years
When I was a kid I was always told by elders and in popular culture, that the French were Shithouses. As an adult all I’ve seen with my own eyes, is the French standing up and fighting for themselves. While the English roll over and get shafted.
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Police in France take off their helmets & join protestors
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@KeithLFC6
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2 years
Just a lad from Kirkdale, who went to our school. Holding his own with the Greatest Footballers of a generation. Blows my mind this picture.
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@KeithLFC6
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4 months
“The Superpower of world Football”
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@KeithLFC6
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5 months
I’d back that side against anything that’s ever played in this country. I don’t care who you are. You’re getting fucking legged all over the pitch. You’ve got them 3 up front. Unreal. Then the Greatest centre half who’s ever lived. What a fucking side that was.
@lfcalsty99
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Accused of faking asthma to be drugged up on performance enhancers People BEGGING for the season to be stopped Played 27, Won 26, Drew 1: the BEST EVER start to ANY of Europe’s top 5 leagues Title mathematically won with most games to spare EVER (7) The Unbearables 19/20😉😏
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@KeithLFC6
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The outrage because someone has actually told the rats the score. That’s this generations problem. They’ve never been spoken to like this before. When I was a kid if you fucked around with Bizzys you was getting webbed. Simple as that.
@AIlEverton
All Everton
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“You’re being arrested under section 60 cause you’re dressed like a dickhead and from a dickhead area.”
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@KeithLFC6
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4 months
You think the parade was massive after Madrid. This was on another level.
@Davolaar
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On this Day in 2005.. The victorious Reds return to an unbelievable homecoming!😳
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@KeithLFC6
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3 years
Top 3 Liverpool images of 2021? Here’s mine.
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4 months
@ku05130593 Ronaldinho was far more skilful than Messi.
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@KeithLFC6
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6 months
“Lovely cushioned header……”
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@KeithLFC6
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1 year
A message to any player in that squad or thinking of joining it. You give us the service, the loyalty, the class, the highs and lows. And nowhere else on Earth will you get the love and backing you’ll get from our crowd. Bobbys with the Gods. That song will live forever.
@TheAnfieldWrap
The Anfield Wrap
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The boys pushing Bobby forward for his song there 🤩
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@KeithLFC6
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3 years
Don’t be a dickhead in town tonight. Just walk away if someone is. Nobody’s family wants to woken by the news on New Year’s Day that their son/daughter/brother/sister is in a bad way or worse. You’re all worth more than that. Eat Drink and be Merry, the Firm👊🏻
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3 years
Breaks my heart every time I see this photo. We had this and replaced it with St Johns fucking market.
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3 years
Mo Salah unbelievable goal against City, then scored one of the greatest Liverpool goals of all time against Watford last week. He then went to the champions of Spain and scored 2 and won us the game on Tuesday. And now he’s scored a hat trick at old Trafford. Incredible mate
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@KeithLFC6
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Just found out one of the cleaners in our work, who is a single parent and has a severely disabled son who she takes care of when she’s not working 6 days a week, won 60k on the radio Monday afternoon and I’m absolutely buzzing for her.
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@KeithLFC6
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1 year
Mad hearing other supporters talk about John Barnes. There’s hardly any of them who rate him. I reckon he wouldn’t finish in the top 50 English players if they done a poll. Yet he was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on 2 legs. The best player on the planet between 88-90.
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@ChrissyBoySlim No, easily the greatest 9 of all time.
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6 years
@UoLYoungTories “Honest to God, I had the bowl of piping hot Scouse in my hand like this, then when the homeless Man got up to accept it, I just poured it all over his head. Jasper and Sebastian almost wet their white chinos”
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I think it’s time we got these fat, lazy scruffy, bumming, coke sniffing, never worked a day in their life, thick cunts out of our city. I’d take 100 refugees to every single one of these fat messes. Get that cunt named and shamed.
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4 years
Just look at him. Worth £200m easily today. Nobody. And I mean nobody, has ever looked as good as that in a footy kit. What a player.
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@KeithLFC6
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2 years
Just sent Mo Salah a DM there. Stating I want him to celebrate putting us 3 up at City by Grabbing his contract off Jurgen and using the back of Pep’s head to lean on while signing it.
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3 years
Manchester City employed a team of very, very expensive lawyers to stop stop a gang of lads who had unspeakable things done to them under their care, getting the compensation they more than deserve. Yet Liverpool postponing a game of Football is what the football world is mad at.
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5 years
Birds arl fellas flag for Madrid.
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@KeithLFC6
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6 years
Get a back bone you gang of farts. We’ll fuck Roma then Chelsea, have a party while we fuck Brighton, then over to Kiev and give Ronaldo a fucking hiding too. Up the Reds
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@KeithLFC6
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1 year
The Scouse heartbeat that made it all possible❤️
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2 years
He’ll sit there now for the full 90 minutes with them headphones on watching another sides game on his phone. Does it every week. Absolute madness.
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@KeithLFC6
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3 years
We’ve lost 2 games in all comps this season. Calm the fuck down.
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2 years
I’m not having it one bit that this fella isn’t gutted he’s not achieved his success in England with a proper club like Liverpool or Manchester United. He’s a bitter little blert. It’s unreal how much we’re in his head. He knows nobody will take his success at City seriously.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Pep Guardiola: “It’s our fault Steven Gerrard slipped at Anfield” 🔵 #MCFC 🎥 @BeanymanSports
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This could be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on Twitter. And I’ve seen a fella bumming a snake on here.
@AwayDays_
Football Away Days
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Manchester City display before the Real Madrid game tonight. #MCFC
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@KeithLFC6
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@Scousepirlo3 No kid has ever got a game for them without the press predicting 8 Balon D’ors in their future.
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@MyGreatest11 Incredible mate. His best season for me. In the best league in the world at the time. In the greatest era for defenders. In a league renowned for having the best defenders. He was untouchable.
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@hardhouz13 @UPROXX Come on mate, Jack was brilliant and he’s one of my all time favourite actors. But......
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@Wellsyntha In my opinion he was. Before the knee injury.
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Gets me every time this yeno. Imagine them City supporters here. All that money, all them trophies yet they’ll never have what we have. Ever!
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2 years
For anyone who had to sit in the 90’s/early 2000’s and watch these Bastards regularly turn up and whack us 3-1. Unprecedented times these.
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Fuck off Dennis Wise. You little cock eyed twat. Loved this picture. Used to have it on my Bedroom door. Never before or since, have we seen these levels of Scouse. Skin headed Stevie G > anything ever.
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3 years
Markus Babbel appreciation tweet: What a player this lad was. Absolutely world class. Could’ve gone to any club in the world but specifically wanted to play for Liverpool. Such a shame how his playing career was taken away from him. One of the best right backs we’ve ever had.
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Watched that ‘Crazy Gang’ documentary last night. Glorified yard dogs. All thought they were Souness in his prime. They were shite. Dennis Wise talking as if everyone was terrified of him. Little fart got sent by a young Stevie though and shit his kecks.
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@KeithLFC6
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Just a Kirkdale lad from our school lining up with arguably the greatest set of players that have ever lived. Not enough of this gets spoken about round here. Yeah he fucked Liverpool off but what an achievement.
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3 years
Love this
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1 year
These will be face value prices in the premier league in the future. Once they completely cleanse our stadiums of the working class.
@bannedyoangel
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How am I supposed to support my basketball team lmao
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Just heard some lovely news about some rat on here, sending horrible messages to an Hillsborough survivor, old neighbour and mate of mine. Well he’s been charged and waiting on a court date now. Hopefully a bit of time away from his loved ones will make him think again. Shithouse
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Bit of a mad one on my way to work this morning. Seen some student flats on fire at the bottom of Ullet Road. Ended up having to jump over a wall, kick a door in and go and wake a few students up to get them out. Madness. The fire brigade turned up and were absolutely brilliant.
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One bitter little cheating bastard
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I’d absolutely love a title race with Everton yeno. Much rather them than any manc or cockney bellends. With us winning it with about 8 to go like. Imagine this city if it got to March/April with both in contention.
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No coming back from there.
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4 years
Imagine what the nightlife was like in this City back in the Mersey Beat day. No pairs of £650 trabs, no blag insta firms, no juice heads, no flaked up rats, no booths, no wool hen and stag parties and no little shithouses running round stabbing innocent kids to death. Boss that.
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Jurgen asked “where does the money for my fine go to” Here’s your answer mate. I don’t care what you say, if Klopp hadn’t done what he’d done, this goal doesn’t get disallowed. What a gang of fucking Rats the PGMOL are.
@btsportscore
BT Sport Score
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Liverpool's ruled out goal by VAR has left the team scratching their heads 🤨 #BTSportScore
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@Jordan_Clow97 At least his skin colour makes his teeth stand out a bit more. What a lovely shade of Navy green.
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4 years
More reds than Blues. Just like every single class I was in throughout school. Every. Single. One
@angiesliverpool
Angies Liverpool
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1980s the Walton Festival, Askew St, Liverpool
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One league win in the last 25 Derbies, with no league wins in the last 18 of them. Not won at Anfield in any competition this century. No trophies since 1995 and they’re selling these outside their shithole of a ground. Only the Ev laa
@Anfield_Urchin
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Current scenes outside Goodison as the bitters make t shirts about Liverpool. The 'Lucas Digne turned down Liverpool' training tops are available from Monday.
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If I ever hear a Blue talking about Kopite behaviour again….. Some horrendous banners flying about today.
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John Henry in the WH Smith at John Lennon Airport there👀
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All the little FSG out virgins on my case here. Keep it coming you little gang of crying twats. Imagine having the greatest Liverpool side in years an taking absolutely no enjoyment out of football because the best manager in the world doesn’t want the crab you want at the club.
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When people from insignificant shitholes in England call Liverpool a shithole. Yes it was. Because our city took a battering for your insignificant shit hole. Only London was bombed more than Liverpool during the Blitz. We got flattened then left behind. But we’re back.
@TheGuideLpool
The Guide Liverpool 🌇🌃
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Did you know there were more civilian fatalities and casualties during the Blitz in Liverpool than in any other city outside of London? 🏙 Blitzed the new exhibition @MuseumLiverpool officially opens tomorrow and everyone needs to visit. ❤️
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You know why the rest of the country are desperate for City to win it? I honestly believe it’s got fuck all to do with football, this country hates Scousers full stop, they can’t stand to see us “cocky scouse cunts” enjoying ourselves. I personally love that the Gammons hate us.
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The people who run these accounts can’t be older than 19.
@_The72
The72 - We Love the #EFL
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There’s a serious conversation to be had about John Stones. Is he in the top 5 Premier League centre backs of all time?
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The amount of Money there was around here must’ve been ridiculous. This is not London or the Charente countryside in France. This is Liverpool 8.
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This City can be the best and worst in the world at times. If that’s true about Ancelotti’s house then I’m genuinely gutted. A superstar chose to come and work in this city and this is how we welcome him. Gang of rats. How many players and managers is that now? Disgraceful.
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@noTaiGaa @CaptainBF18 @Evertxn Klopp would choke slam that little curly headed Beaut
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These 2 Scouse kids have got The 02 singing Fuck The Tories and You’ll never walk alone. Absolutely unheard of.
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City tickets for tonight were going on Wowcher. This is about 10 minutes before kick off. Embarrassing
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What a fucking time to be alive that was. I’ll love them lads forever
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@KeithJ1892 Just bored him and his mate for 20 minutes about how boss he was hahaha
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Not like them old European nights in that ground anymore. You used to see Big sides come and freeze. Constant noise. Feel the ground literally shake under your feet. Too many sitting, waiting to be entertained. Singing the same 3 songs getting sang. Said this even when it was 2-0
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Is there a better photo of a Liverpool manager? I honestly don’t think there is.
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You’re a Blue, you’ve got up this morning sick as a dog, you’ve had a cry to yourself in shower, got ready and left the house. You’ve got Spotify on to drown it all out, you’ve managed to keep your head down, got on the Bus or train, all is sound, then you pick the Metro up......
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The one thing I’m very jealous that our Blue Brethren have that we haven’t got. The Great @NevilleSouthall love the man💙
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Go on Nev,lad
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@LR_Dempsey That was a Ronaldo with no Knees. After the injuries.
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Shows what type of city and world we live in. A woman will have to live under witness protection, possibly change her identity and have her life completely ripped apart. Just for giving the evidence that has convicted a man for murdering a 9 year old girl.
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Liverpool Football Club is just a soap opera to some of these Twitter “supporters”. It’s not real to them, we’re Something far away, they get to watch on telly, who they’ve chosen to follow. Nothing but signings and being able to brag on here matters to them.
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Can’t get my head round Reds who want Arsenal to win this league. In 10 years Cities titles will be seen for what they are, especially if the PL get their way. Cheating Bastards. I don’t want Arsenal to just roll up an win a title after everything we’ve had to do, just to win 1.
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Hopefully it’s highly flammable. Why mention Everton? And manc dicks?? Fucks that all about? Getting worse and worse these.
@redsmicer
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Dunno whose made this flag mates just sent it onto me. #LFC
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I’ve seen this said on here all day and it’s pissed me off badly “Didn’t we learn anything from Hillsborough” stop comparing last night to Hillsborough. What happened at Wembley last night was absolutely nothing like what happened at Hillsborough. You ignorant bastards.
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Boss that. No bigger idol For any Scouse kid going to school in the 90’s, when Robbie was in his prime. He was our God.
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They say never meet your hero’s you’ll only be disappointed. Well I met @JamesPearceEcho in the Asda today and he was sound as fuck. Is right James mate👊🏻
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Dele Alli Everton’s new star player.
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Get in!
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I’ll be telling my grandkids about 2001, about Gerrard in Cardiff in 06, all about Rafa in Istanbul and Jürgen in Madrid. How we broke records on the way to 19. About Virgil Mo Manè an many more. While they’re telling theirs about Collina and “If it hadn’t been for..” up the Reds
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What a fella mate. You can’t knock him. This is why Blues rightly adore him. Not because he was a great player but, because he’s a great man.
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A year ago those holier than thou blues wanted football gone. “Null and void to save Lives”. Now they’re wanting major inquests into why a side, who’ve confirmed multiple positive results, can’t turn up and play them. A year ago Everton were about 10th, now they’re 2nd Funny that
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This fucking side of ours man, have you noticed, nobody is even saying “that’s 8 wins on the bounce” we’ve been that good nobody’s even counting them anymore. We just win, an win, an win an fucking win. Absolutely ruthless, relentless. The best side I’ve ever seen.
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I can’t get my head round these big Gender Reveal parties. Just text people the babies gender. Nobody’s arsed.
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In years to come when your grandkids ask “Grandad, how good were Andy Robbo and Firmino?” Show them this goal. The desire of Robertson and the absolute class of Bobby, summed up perfectly in this goal.
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A man who can walk into a room full of legendary world class international footballers who’ve won the lot and have them all in the palm of his hand. What a man our Jurgen is.
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Klopps inspirational team talk to the legends a few years ago. 🤣
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Haaland as an out goal scorer is up there with anyone I’ve seen. But please stop comparing him to Proper players like Henry and Suarez. Because as a footballer he’s not on their planet. Show me all the scoring stats you want. Haaland is not a great FOOTBALLER.
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Sky Sports have gone from showing every Champions League game and La Liga to fucking NBA, NFL and Formula 1. While charging me £130 a fucking month. Absolute shite.
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Proper Scouse Ma’s are the ones you see in party’s going round cleaning all the shite up into bin bags.
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@360Sources Terry without question. I hated him but he was absolutely brilliant.
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@Chriswe27061680 He fucking wishes
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Let’s have our independence
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This is a bit weird from a fan base who have been protesting about the greed of their previous owner.
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That Gary Mc Derby will never be beaten. Ever. The Divock one was unreal and the Sadio one was one of the funniest ever. But none come close to Gary Mc curling one in from 40 yards with the last kick. With all the momentum building towards the end of that 2001 season. Bedlam
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