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Rangers, Rangers and Rangers, oh and the Banter! Also a Comedian.

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Keith
2 months
Connor Barron is class btw - future captain 👌
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Our new signing on Sunday:
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In reality you get leathered 😂
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Román (C)atólico 🍀🇭🇳
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Orange walk in wishaw today
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Celtic’s European record is incredible: Haven’t won in Europe for TWO years. Haven’t won at home in the CL for 10yrs Worst Champions League side in history Haven’t won a knockout round for 20yrs European duds more like 😬
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10 months
That’s utterly embarrassing
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1 month
I know who did it first!
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🚨 🇷🇸 Partizan Beograd became the ONLY club in this European season that got eliminated in all 3/3 ties in the European competitions: ❌ Champions League - QR2 ❌ Europa League - QR3 ❌ Conference League - PO
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Rangers wage savings from capology 1/2: ❌ Lundstram £22k ⏩ Barron £8k ❌ Goldson £37k ⏩ Propper £15k ❌ Cantwell £22k ⏩ Bajrami £15k ❌ Davies £27k ⏩ Kasanwirjo £12k ❌ Barisic £21k ⏩ Jefte £8k ❌ Wright £6k ⏩ Cerny £20k ❌ Lammers £18k ⏩ Igamane £14.5k ❌ Roofe £26k
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@indycelts67
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1 year
@bboysshadrach Kyogo doesn't dive mate, he is manhandled everywhere he goes.
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2 years
😂😂
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1 year
Any word on what's different here @SPFLWatch ? You seem to be awfully quiet now.
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10 months
Me heading to work this morning.
@ibroxrocks
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How we all feeling today? 😀
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1 year
"an epic ending scene that lives in your head rent-free"
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1 year
Alan Mcgregor coming for a cross 😂
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2 months
The accounts that thrive on Rangers' negativity are in overdrive. They seem to relish seeing Rangers lose. Now, they're calling for protests, Clement's departure, and just making up shit. They didn’t have a shot on goal until the 83rd minute—the red card cost us, not Clement.
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8 months
@ScotlandSky Forced out by a club's fan base that hates Jews and loves terrorists.
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10 months
Absolutely love this 👌
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7 months
They're out in force on Saturday 🥴
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1 year
😂😂
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1 month
Me at ibrox on Saturday morning if no kynt signs
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2 months
People looking at this saying there's no chance it's gonna be ready without understanding what they are looking at 😂
@trueblues1872
🇬🇧 𝕮𝕽𝕬𝕴𝕲 🇬🇧
2 months
Still a fair bit of work to go at Ibrox
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8 months
FUN FACTS: - Celtic are the only side to be knocked out three European comps in one season. Nobody has ever been Oot oot oot. - Rodgers is the worst manager in champ league history. - Celtic are the first club to face a class action style lawsuit for covering up child abuse.
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David campbell
8 months
FUN FACT - Celtic have never played: -in division 2 -In division 1 -The championship -lost a petrofac final -Failed to win a lower division title -had to apply to enter the league as a new club -watched our rivals win back 2 back, sorry 4 trebles on the spin - I like this game👍
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2 years
@theR1888 Guys travelling the world living the life while your sitting in yer sisters knickers looking at the bra section in yer maws catalogue.
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9 months
@WayneGb88 Fk giving up my bacon rolls 😂
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8 months
This you 🤣
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18 days
Igamane, Bajrami, Cortes and Raskin are available on Sunday - I'm looking forward to this game. A big statement win would do us wonders 👌
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11 months
@LepickyOfficial @DVATW Might be due to this no?
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1 month
Dessers over Shankland for me 👌
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1 month
❌ Jack £8k ❌ Cifuentes £16k ❌ McCrorie £6k ❌ McLaughlin £6k Total Old Salaries = £215k per week Savings from roughly = £122.5k per week
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10 months
There's me thinking the last pic was a face app job 😂
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10 months
Response 🇮🇹
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1 year
Dessers will be announced as a new Rangers player on Thursday at 1 PM.
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10 months
How it Started - How it ended
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10 months
What a picture
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2 years
@Jaime__67 @RangersFC Look at the state of this - Sunday morning and your on reading Rangers hings 🤣
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1 year
What a day to be a Rangers fan 🤩 Celtic —> Confirmed nonce club Celtic —> Gubbed off a poor Feyenoord Celtic —> Worst team in Champions League Keep it coming 👌
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Celtic have a dreadful record in the Champions League 😳 #BBCFootball
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2 years
@Zeshankenzo Poor lad:
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3 years
@SMcClay29 @GaryLineker Your definitely selfish if you put others at risk for the sake of a minor inconvenience.
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10 months
@Ryanclifford11 Well you had a free run at it for nearly a decade you 🤡
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9 months
@chris_sutton73 As bad as Beale is what have you done in management? 🤣 I mean nobody takes you seriously as a pundit ffs, one minute all refs are cheats and a problem for Celtic but now it's out of order and dangerous to call them out? 😂
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3 months
Surely that @mhendry92 can't get away with that? Dirty scummy bstrd.
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Disgusting. No way they didn’t know exactly what they were doing there.
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9 months
@ClydeSSB Celtic no need to worry - it only caters to teams who can get results in Europe 💪
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11 months
The cup final will be more like this after the general sale:
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Alan Burrows
11 months
Dons fans, I understand that from the tweets and replies, we’ve a lot of frustrated Dandies posting about ViaPlay Cup Final tickets. We have, at the moment, sold out our INITIAL allocation. We have been given up to 19,500 tickets - the first lot of circa 17,000 have gone almost
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2 years
@Football__Tweet Of course, he did; you can tell with his body movement he was moving to where he expected it to go - he took a chance just like you do when you try a nutmeg, and it paid off.
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2 years
@ANDYDB7 @DannyAaronsFUT What a clown - everyone knows he's talking about his older daughter.
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3 months
Ibrox works ongoing:
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1 year
@ClydeSSB Worst champions league side in history 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@_mcderpy @ARegularJabroni @clipsthatgohard Interesting , so secondary can be that some water enters the lungs but causes complications later?
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@FenianOcatholic Rather than pishing away yer shit stains in the toilet you have achieved something more today - catching a typo - well fkn done to you, the main man.
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10 months
@__BM88_ I don't get it, how can this guy have a face like a squashed marshmallow and yet still look skinny?
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11 months
@ClydeSSB Still looking for a home win 10yrs on 😬
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3 years
@Specsavers This guy needs a pair
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2 years
@AberdeenFC Absolutely delighted 😀
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10 months
@Ryanclifford11 No, we didn't cheat Ryan - anyhow we came back to stop the 10, get to a Euro final and now building some momentum finally - if the tides turn you lot will attack your board, your player's buses and maybe blow them up. The entitlement that runs through your mob is pathetic.
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2 years
@RBLeipzig @CelticFC Be sure to wipe yer feet on the way out, guys.
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2 years
@JackieKinnaird @PaulDock93 I bet that sounded funny in yer wee heed?
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2 years
@Football_Scot How many rejections is that? 😂
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Fk are you?
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3 years
@dothebartman1 We are all behind you big man 👍
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2 years
@HumzaYousaf He will say ANYTHING to become FM and then do nothing.
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@James1872_ I follow the team - can't stand the Tartan Army.
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@YosukeBall @RBLeipzig_EN Your on yer knees getting pummelled aff yer da
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@BgdgBjyg @quepepen @DailyLoud Going by your pic you'd smash pretty much anything
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11 months
Haha wtf - surely Ryan’s on the smack 🤣
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2 years
@HosierLouie @jack_catt93 You obviously know fck all about boxing then
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@ClydeSSB Why are Celtic and their fans always greetin? 😂
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7 months
@CFC_CS Guys an absolute machine - I'd rather keep him but £30m and he's yours 👍
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1 year
@1872MBS_ I honestly think Matondo is best used as an impact sub on the hour mark
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3 years
@VengaBhoys67 @ScotlandSky Many loans yer team got right now?
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2 years
@ibroxrocks No a fan of this pals act pish - especially the way they treated Tillman after that.
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@deyi_Mcebisi @talkSPORT Here comes the financial expert - your a clown.
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2 years
@Tyson_Fury @usykaa Fury your classless - this is a sign you are scared of Usyk,
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@fiago7 I want Scotland to win - always do regardless.
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@RyanDuke27 @FabrizioRomano How many loans you got right now ya a fud?
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1 year
Cantwell tonight 🤩
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10 months
@Ryanclifford11 Haha every time either your mob gets a couple of bad results or Rangers do well it's all a conspiracy against Celtic, it's pathetic.
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@RChris1872 McCausland not good enough? The wee man’s been doing brilliantly, just broke through and learning quickly.
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@Football_Scot Source - Tam Mcmanus 😂😂😂
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@chris_sutton73 Never called out Kyogo for diving though ey
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@theJeremyVine Jeremy out looking for problems for likes on Twitter - I cycled back in forth to work in the city for years and barely had an issue. You however are out looking for it. Prk
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@FuckBeale @RangersFC Your a fkn tarrier - like your pal BMC.
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@Alan_Morrison67 @ACSOMPOD Who's got the most penalties this season? Who's not had a penalty against them? Who's won more trophies than anyone else the last decade? If you are not winning it all and have a bad season suddenly it must be rigged. It's utterly pathetic for a grown man to come up with this.
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@DeckyGoodfellow @GaryLineker Let’s all listen to the twitter expert brickie Declan G rather than the real scientists - he knows best!
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@HumzaYousaf @PoliceScotland @metoffice @ScotRail @ReadyScotland The Palestine Prime Minister reporting the weather in Scotland. Strange that. 🤔 any help for’Brechin incoming? I know it’s not Gaza but so far it’s been neglected.
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@CowaBungard It's not a celebration ya clown - it's to appreciate the fans! A goal chopped off, a freak goal, Rangers should have won it.
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Clyde 1 Superscoreboard
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⚽ FT: Atletico Madrid 6-0 Celtic A dreadful night for Brendan Rodgers' side who have been hammered in Spain after capitulating in the second half.
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@Europe_MMA You do realise ads track you across websites - it's why they display noncy ads to you.
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@GM1872_ In stitches at this 😂
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@magnum_opux @NatiAFC Well it must be difficult for them to do that when they have feelings for the abuser - she’s shown great courage to expose this guy for who he is. I hope the police deal with this guy promptly as with Man Utd.
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@thestranGER1872 What a cunt, starve the club of money only to make things worse to see if some imaginary buyer will snap us up. Great idea mate
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@MayoCelt @ScotlandSky You have been saying our lights are about to go out for years now 😂 you obviously have no idea on how to grow a business. You have to invest to grow ya gimp.
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@PeterSweden7 Why do you always lie Peter?
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@Record_Sport Good to see the Government, MI5 and world leaders come together to do their bit 👌
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@kieran773 @LevskiReport @ggggggggg75456 Worry about your own club you sad pathetic wee knob.
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