Akif Profile Banner
Akif Profile
Akif

@KeepCookingAkif

565
Followers
310
Following
312
Media
2,405
Statuses

Tihar returnee

Kolkata
Joined December 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
Nhi hoga mujhse padhai yrr mera baap bas mujhe ek chota sa restaurant open karke de de aur kuch nhi chahiye mujhe🙏
12
5
28
Jonny Bairstow after batting 30 minutes in subcontinent
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
1 year
Have you ever seen a bull this red?
5K
4K
42K
171
1K
19K
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Sachin: Made cricket popular in India, carried the nation on his shoulders Kohli: Biggest ever match-winner of India. Popularized cricket across the globe Dhoni: Moulded a struggling team into a champion team with leadership Rohit: Scored quickfire 40s in 5 ODIs at 37 🔥🔥🔥
23
156
1K
Bengaluru takes 30 minutes to resume the game from the time the rain stops, Kanpur takes 30 hours
@topgun_mav11
Viroot
8 days
Why are 5 test centre experts silent now? Acc to them it never rains in 5 test centres.
46
45
284
5
98
2K
Virat vs Southee: 381 runs @ 34.64, 11 dismissals Rohit vs Southee: 237 runs @ 19.75, 12 dismissals
@Rohitlover_45
Hydro45
16 days
Bunny Of Tim southee 😭😂
50
112
976
4
178
1K
Test batting average in SENA Rohit + Sehwag: 30.52 Bhuvneshwar Kumar: 30.62
14
129
995
“Generational” Ruturaj Gaikwad after farming next big thing shouts: 2273 @ 42.89 Spoiled Prithvi Shaw after taking drugs & partying with roadside reelers: 4417 @ 47.00
@HustlerCSK
Hustler
21 days
Show me better first class numbers than this, I'll be waiting!😾😉💛
Tweet media one
146
156
3K
7
97
804
Shubman Gill Test runs in last 12 months: 645 Ruturaj Gaikwad intl career runs: 594
@ShuhidAufridi
Aufridi Chumtya
1 month
Tweet media one
53
67
591
13
55
773
Only one of them has non-manipulated stats with video proof
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
27 days
KAMINDU MENDIS JOINS DON BRADMAN. - Kamindu becomes the 2nd joint fastest to 1,000 runs in Test cricket. 🤯
Tweet media one
154
461
13K
4
27
651
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
3 months
@hxnslxnda
Raj
3 months
Stamp of authority.
35
106
2K
84
171
518
Could’ve used half of this 200 IQ at batting instead of disgustingly tryna sweep a full delivery, which would’ve added few more runs & this credit-stealing stunt wouldn’t be needed
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
12 days
Rishabh Pant said, "I told the physio to take the time, we needed to waste some time. Physio asked me 'is your knee okay?', I told him it's fine, I'm just acting (laughs)". (Star Sports).
Tweet media one
427
1K
24K
6
23
365
Rohit sidelined Samson like a roadside labour in ICC events for Hooda/Sky & ran negative PR against Hardik but he somehow deserves credit for the innings they played tonight
When someone asks what was Rohit's contribution in Indian cricket , just show them the scorecard of this match. This is not a one day effort from these boys , this mindset was instilled by Rohit after the 2022 T20 wc loss. He has retired from T20Is but his legacy will live on.
83
364
2K
6
46
339
- “os odi potm” more filters than os 100 of Thala - “ICC trophy as captain” this logic makes Thala > Viv - “IPL trophy” WC winners dont care abt leagues - “contribution in KO” most runs in KO - “50(48)” 76(59) & it ended trophy drought - “personal milestone” more SR than thala
12
53
291
Whom are you supporting ?? World War 3 #Iran 🇮🇷 = Retweet #Israel 🇮🇱 = Like Peace = reply
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
35
56
259
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
This is the only cricket match he played in Chennai, but he still is fascinated as he received loud cheer despite taking on the home team
Tweet media one
@shamsi90
Tabraiz Shamsi
2 months
Chennai The crowd is really knowledgeable and appreciates good plays from both teams during the game no matter who is playing
80
776
6K
4
15
191
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@Imhro_45 Very well elaborated anna. Now let’s see your world cup and POTT
Tweet media one
7
6
192
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@dhoniverse_ @Shebas_10dulkar Pipe down doggyverse, you got owned 🫵😹
1
0
189
Happy Birthday to Gurunath Sharma
3
20
187
Dhoni fans to white cricketers during ICC events and overseas Tests
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
15 days
Look at the size of this banana
1K
867
9K
4
24
180
@ThandaPeg Players to not score an overseas century after playing 300 innings: Chaminda Vaas Stuart Broad MS Dhoni Mark Boucher
1
12
169
Dogner in England
What the hell is Chokli doing in England?
10
7
87
4
19
144
Twin Test tons in Australia shouldn’t have any article but smashing Lankan farmers in a deadrubber should have a number plate on it 😎🤟🔥
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@uchihaCricket
Antimonitor
20 days
Trust me, Rohit sharma probably don’t remember what he ate in the morning forget about remembering Adelaide test 10 years ago. Inspired lmfao 😂😂😂 Kohli PR is a joke
10
52
271
4
20
122
“har baar garam karke dhanda hi chhor dete ho”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
6
104
@_shortarmjab_ My honest reaction to that information
1
3
90
Chokane Williamson ahead of any series where he doesn’t have slum-dwelling bowlers on roads/home tracks to feast on
Tweet media one
@BLACKCAPS
BLACKCAPS
15 days
Squad News | Kane Williamson will delay his departure for the Test series against India due to a groin strain, with uncapped Auckland Aces batter Mark Chapman joining the squad as cover 🏏 #INDvNZ #CricketNation
25
46
513
4
14
82
4th innings century in Test cricket Sri Lankan farmer Pathum Nissanka - 1 GOAT Steven Piggy Smith - 0
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
7
9
76
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@epsilon_nott Skill set ≠ aestheticism. He was good until late career defects occurred. Had good offside range, backfoot game was solid & bat swing was godly. He wouldn’t succeed as finisher in 1-ball-era otherwise
1
0
70
@musafir_hu_yar The entire WhistleLodu FC shares a grand total of 2 braincells put together
3
1
75
What position has Riyan Parag excelled at in T20s? - #4 What role has he usually sucked at? - Finishing. So what role do we assign to him? Bigbrain Gambhir: Of course, finishing.
2
9
67
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@7teenMagiic Let’s see a trophy with both the retinas
2
1
59
@asmitdutta_ New father unlocked 👏👏
Tweet media one
1
2
58
Peshawari Style English Grammar ft. Rishabh Pant 🔥🔥🔥
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
4
3
60
@epsilon_nott But AB retired before Rohit hit his ODI peak
2
2
56
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
3 months
Was @keepurcoolakif old account banned due to a religious controversy, RT to find mutuals I profoundly apologize if I have inadvertently affronted any religious sensibilities 🙏🏻
Tweet media one
28
27
46
@wasLolzZz No bro there CSK fans in there, who were supporting the opposition like their idol Thala played for oppositions all his life
4
3
47
Rishabh Pant in SENA Tests - 1441 runs Ganju Scumson intl career - 954 runs
@100off40
Abhijeet ⛷️
1 month
3rd highest run scorer in t20 wc Average-23😭 Strike Rate-125😭😭 Catch drops-15😭😭😭 50s-0😭😭😭😭 In knockouts Average-6😭😭😭😭😭 S/R-85😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Boundaries-2😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Runs in finals-😂(2)
Tweet media one
9
7
46
5
8
51
1st Test at Perth, 2nd one is D/N pink-ball Test. Only if he calculated it this meticulously on 19th November
@CricketNDTV
CricketNDTV
14 days
Rohit Sharma may miss the first or second Test against Australia due to a personal reason #TeamIndia #RohitSharma
82
52
250
1
4
52
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@_Rajput07_ You are a waste of 5p3rm. Hope this helps.
1
2
46
Why are dehati peeps spewing negativity at him for a harmless post? He just tried to be candid, do they want him to spam ads like a Delhite midget chihuahua like a stinky bot?
@RishabhPant17
Rishabh Pant
13 days
If go to the auction. will I be sold or not and for how much ??
5K
2K
45K
4
1
49
@_shortarmjab_ But you couldn’t pay to go and meet Sanju-lookalike last year
2
8
49
Series on the line, rain predicted from day 3 onwards, bbbut let my selfless hippo score the 100 saar cuz he’s finally got a road to feast on and his midpack bum ain’t skilled enough to get close anytime soon
@jod_insane
𝐉𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞
1 month
- Ind vs Australia BGT Test - Rohit Sharma batting on 63* - Chance of scoring his first overseas Test hundred **Captain Virat Kohli declares** Could have waited for 30-40 minutes but no I will never miss a chance to ruin his career 🙂👍.
69
70
831
1
7
48
@cmoncheeeks Nobody claims he's an avg test bat. But it's a shame that he hasn't yet gone above the Kallis, Ponting, Root tier of test bats. And it's not helping his all-time T10 test bat status, which should've been the goal
1
1
47
Roshit scored mighty “23” & these illiterates think he unearthed some godly hypothesis. Ofc the concept of quick runs in a rain-curtained/runfest Test match is new to them cuz that fatty had no Test career when Adelaide 2014/Kolkata 2017 happened
5
7
44
@_shortarmjab_ KL’s 100 was the 2nd best performance of that week, the best one was done by a lawyer at Baroda Bank, Delhi a day before
7
9
46
Revolutionary captain Chodit Sperma vs mighty Bangladesh 6, 5, 23, 8 @ gigantic 10.50 Better than Kraigg Brathwaite?
3
10
47
Supported Supporting him him here🔥 here too❤️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
12
5
46
Bitchell Asstarc got smacked by this dehati and cost us the series. As a patriotic Australian, I shame him for letting my nation down
@Neyfiction
ARNOLD
1 month
Remove the drives and this is just a skinny Mohammad Shami compilation.
2
7
22
1
5
43
Unpopular opinion: Matthew Short has a better pull shot than Rohit Sharma.
Tweet media one
12
5
43
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@Smithian_here Laughable take indeed. Steve Smith’s 2018 was surely better
Tweet media one
1
8
40
Would make sense if Sachin’s RPI wasn’t sub 40. No amount of era whataboutery makes up for an RPI diff of 9 units. Kohli’s better accumulator, more aggressive, better against old ball, with the tail & at chasing 👍
@MaiHuRohit
𝐑𝐨𝐡𝐢𝐭⁴⁸
27 days
Those who consider Virat a better ODI batter than Sachin, do you know the difference between the 1-ball and 2-ball era? And how much average ODI scores have increased over time? And how many times Sachin was given out wrongly due to lack of DRS? Always Respect the real GOAT🐐🙇‍♀️.
65
57
522
2
3
41
@TUnlimitedd Marsh scored nearly 200 runs @ 60/145 in the only WT20 Australia won, which includes a 77* in the final. Piggy Smith hasn’t scored a grand total of 77 runs in the last 2 WT20s he played
3
7
38
@wasLolzZz Travis Head scored an overseas century in that match
3
0
35
Tweet media one
9
1
41
@clobberinntime Took inspiration from my idolo Rohit, who runs away from overseas tours, and resorted to eating beef in Australia
3
2
35
Remember how this suar was flaunting his 60 average over a gigantic sample of size 4 innings after bottling a Test match against mighty West Indies?
@1116sen
SEN 1116
2 months
Smith set to drop down the order as “outstanding favourite” emerges to open in Tests | | #Cricket #AUSvIND
Tweet media one
11
15
91
4
3
37
@ThandaPeg Kohli in T20I since 31/3/2016: 2636 runs @ 45/140 Thala in T20I overall: 1617 runs @ 38/126
0
5
36
@wasLolzZz A total of 107 players have batted 300+ international innings. Vaas & Dhoni are the only tailenders to not have a single overseas century out of those 🔥🔥🔥
2
12
35
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Ashwin was a toolkit. Actually Kohli normalized talking whites down in style on their own soil, which was irksome for dehati losers and the pssy mentality cricketers they grew up watching
@Melbourne__82
Gaurav
2 months
OTD IN 2021, LoRd'S wAs fLuKe & cAn'T wIn wItHoUt aShWiN These mfs were praying for India's loss 😭
31
265
2K
2
11
35
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Rotit Nipplenath Boobma is so ugly and deprived of aura that you feel ashamed to have him in your pfp/username
Tweet media one
3
5
34
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@jod_insane
𝐉𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞
2 months
[THREAD] 🧵: Exposing Shubham Gill, One of the Most Overhyped and Overrated Indian Cricketers .
Tweet media one
91
110
521
0
5
35
@TheBull_02 👆 Deval Shah tagging 69 people after making a garbage take
3
7
36
Everytime I’ve opened this app over the last 3 years, there’s always 3/4 dehati KL/Iyer/Sanju fans at the top of the feed spamming some lame edits with shrinky BGM & a same washed caption “waiting for your comeback
@105of70Mumbai
Yash. #Retain Iyer
1 month
Waiting for your comeback Shreyas Iyer 🦁
4
18
149
6
5
33
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
4
2
35
Test success needs special kinda hardship in acclimatization process. There’s a shit called muscle memory. He hasn’t scored for 5 years. Shut yo b!tch a$$ up
@alaskawhines
Alaska
1 month
Same guy hit 71st after coming from a month's break in Asia Cup 2022. So the "family" man jibes can be thrown away. It's always a "family" man when he fails & King Kohli when he scores.
14
36
325
3
6
31
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
3 months
Let's laugh at Chokli 🤣🤣
10
4
25
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
“Top ODI player” 👏👏👏
Tweet media one
@Mid4343
Mid
2 months
Aukaat of away odis series filter. A top player skipping marquee pdi series for a home test series
5
3
16
1
7
34
@altofleg Overseas centuries: Kallis 30, AB 25, Smith 23 Career centuries: Suaresh Gayna + Chokendra Dhobitch = 23
2
2
29
@Michae1cor130n3 Cheapest things twitter user Michae1cor130n3 owns: 1. Garden chappal 2. Ear itcher 3. Twitter user @Alphxpxrticle 4. A certain 35 y/o 4pe from Delhi
3
1
28
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@rafi4999 Your nation’s greatest seamer is “Shoriful Islam”, find shame
1
3
25
@ArrestDh0bi Test batting average Home-bully Jadeja: 36.1 Tailender Ashwin: 26.3 Destructive hitter Maxwell: 26.1
1
1
30
Samson shat the bed in 4 back-to-back games and statpadded in the dead-rubber to save the spot for the next 2 series. Wonder who he is inspired by?
Tweet media one
3
3
29
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@RohittRaina I hope that gives 50th ODI ton and WC final 50 to Chokdulkar
3
0
29
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
7
6
29
7
2
30
@MarkramBot Being there with mighty sub-30 average 💪😎
Tweet media one
3
2
30
Flaunting gareebi and lack of socializing skills is insane
@ayenaannya
basskarnannya
25 days
Fitting in society: Being happy:
Tweet media one
289
2K
30K
8
1
31
Rate my drawing
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
11
1
29
Number of legal wickets taken - 0
@TheRealPCB
Pakistan Cricket
10 days
🔴 178 wickets in 35 Tests at 28.10 ⚪ 184 wickets in 113 ODIs at 22.72 ☝️ 85 wickets in 64 T20Is with an economy rate of 6.36 Happy birthday to @REALsaeedajmal ! 🎂
109
82
2K
5
2
29
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@MarkramBot Markram scores in these games: 10(20), 18(15), 9(34), 38(48)
5
0
26
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Laughable take by Daksh indeed. How dare he say BCCI had kept Virat away from opening spot when Rohit literally let him open the bat every game in previous WT20’s?
@irroh45
Irroh
2 months
😭😭😭😭😭
Tweet media one
26
52
444
3
7
25
@Y4DAVJI Hope that gives Rohit a Test hundred in Australia
2
0
27
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Tweet media one
@AussiesArmy
Aussies Army🏏🦘
2 months
90% of Indians commented and said that India would win by 4-0,5-0 This is not a Pakistani team losing at home to a team like Bangladesh, we are Aussies 🤫 #BGT
152
23
427
0
2
27
“Test season”
Tweet media one
2
3
28
Tristan Stubbs, Shamar Joseph, MS Dhoni
@AhmedGT_
Ahmed Says
20 days
Quote your Top 3 Favourite Youngster
0
12
22
4
2
26
Most intelligent + least cvck Suarmith meatrider 🤟😎🔥
Tweet media one
@TUnlimitedd Marsh scored nearly 200 runs @ 60/145 in the only WT20 Australia won, which includes a 77* in the final. Piggy Smith hasn’t scored a grand total of 77 runs in the last 2 WT20s he played
3
7
38
3
3
27
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
@ydvabhi93 Hope that gives a Test career to Lodapav
1
0
22
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
3 months
Same energy
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@Wimbledon
Wimbledon
3 months
Welcome to #Wimbledon , Rohit Sharma 👋🏏
Tweet media one
765
6K
90K
3
1
26
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Root’s argument against Kohli is fairly valid atp. But the scenes wouldn’t look good had Kohli returned from a terrible English tour and bashed WI & SL at home thereafter
4
6
25
Dudes believe in Aliens they never seen, but don't believe in themselves they see everyday
4
2
27
Chokli: *attempts a slog sweep to a flighted fuller like an idiot monkey that he is with no possible position to connect it* R¥ndinesh Suarthik in comms: ....closing in on his 50 and “selflessly” trying for a six
2
4
22
@Vectorism_ Number of centuries scored by Dhobi in overseas countries: Australia - 0 England - 0 New Zealand - 0 South Africa - 0 West Indies - 0 Zimbabwe - 0 Ireland - 0 Scotland - 0 USA - 0
3
1
25
@TheBull_02 As a gay, I mostly get turned on seeing Chhatrapati Samrat Dhoni but never felt any erection looking at Dogner
2
3
24
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Why can’t I see greatest of this era Steven Piggy Smith in any of the lists?
@Cricketracker
CricTracker
2 months
"Since Virat Kohli's debut" Most Runs in International Cricket: 26942 - Virat Kohli (591 Innings) 19442 - Joe Root (451 Innings) 18995 - David Warner (474 Innings) 18667 - Rohit Sharma (483 Innings) 18128 - Kane Williamson (423 Innings) #ViratKohli
Tweet media one
42
512
6K
4
2
24
This chamiya has active stan accounts on this app dawg 😭😭😭😭
7
1
25
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
On odd days choklatards warn the peers about Bumrah and tell them how he’d finish their careers & on even days they shit on for not winning the WTC/SA tour
@cmoncheeeks
H. 🇮🇹
2 months
“Root this, Root that” Just for this guy to finish his career in July 2025 😂
Tweet media one
79
118
3K
5
7
22
@31Era_ Hit tweet so let me invest
Tweet media one
0
2
27
Averages 121 in New Zealand Averages 24.92 away from New Zealand Breaking the home numbers down Vs SL, WI, BD, RSA burger team: 549 avg Vs ENG, AUS, IND, PAK, RSA-I: 44.25 avg
@TheCricketPanda
The Cricket Panda
23 days
Average of FAB4 in 4th innings ◎ 54.0: Kane Williamson (28) ◉ 46.9: Virat Kohli (29) ◎ 41.8: Joe Root (47) ◎ 33.3: Steve Smith (29)
6
65
433
0
4
26
Things it proves i. Rohit only thrives when the condition is favourable ii. When the sh!t is tough, Rohit triggers the collapse from the top and Virat comes to bail him out
@Kushacritic
Kusha Sharma
1 month
Virat and Rohit are both match winners. The difference is that when Virat wins a match, it often feels like we were almost about to lose, and he pulls us through in tough conditions. On the other hand, when Rohit wins a match, the situation never becomes difficult. RT if agreed.
190
583
3K
2
3
25
@Drfrodo1_ @streetshitter_ Chokebd eats barbeque every week with pride. As an honest Chokebdian, Ramesh can't disobey his idol
1
2
23
@KeepCookingAkif
Akif
2 months
Justice For RG Kar Doctor 🙏 Shame on mamata banerjee She should resign with immediate effect Know your place fools 🦶🏻 @KolkataPolice @DCCyberKP 🖕🏻🖕🏻
Tweet media one
6
0
21
I was sweating blood around 35-over-mark as I didn’t want him to break Chodit’s newly made 264. Now I look in hindsight and think he could’ve repaired a huge damage done to humanity Marlund Slowmuels ate up 79 dot balls and ended up striking below 86 😭😭😭
@clanforgamers
Rohit Chhabra
1 month
Chris Gayle 215 vs Zimbabwe in the 2015 World Cup
9
40
627
3
4
24