@dr_marvinn
😂 tears
Conso: define xyz
Me: (defines xyz)
Conso: how much do you sell your textbook?
Me: (totally lost)
Conso: the one you got this definition from...
@temitope852
@Sir_Fin
But it's not just boys nau, girls do the same, "yes girl" attitude around their rich girlfriend, always posting them in their stories on no special occasion with "best girl" or "my wife" tag.
@CuteNaija
@gidiproperties_
Oga, you that have 1.4 billion, leave us alone and go and buy nau, why are you coming at us like the more we talk it depletes your billions...
@Gold_Apparels
Lol, first frame, she know sey the brother na ashawo but she go set up the breakfast...
2nd frame, him know sey the sister na ashawo but he is trying to protect his friend...
Fear women 😁
@official_cecee
You have to do it like an OG next time, tell your mum and tell her not to tell anyone, then do the same with your dad, they'll both find out that they've breached your trust
@OgbeniDipo
But sniper isn't responsible, what of those who commit suicide by jumping from 3MB, or hanging themselves, should the government destroy the bridge and control the sale of ropes as well?
@Dillyphiancee1
I honestly don't think that's what he implies, I think that he is genuinely advising men against any actions that would make their female colleagues uncomfortable...
@scarf_faust
@callmebrowni
@ketumina
No Chief, I completely disagree with you, we have been eating beef since I was a kid, this open grazing issue has never been this bad, let's not deceive ourselves with English please
@Florenc49090737
@OgbeniDipo
That's not what is making people stay with their parents at 40, it's the lack of good jobs and high cost of housing (commensurate to the comfort that they have been raised with) that's too blame, and Government as well
@jennygodswill
@Harrikane__
@AdamsMufc_
Don't mind him, I think he means your future husband will also be freely giving other girls cash gifts without them asking...
That's very rude of him...
"He must be protected at all cost"
Who protected the Christians in the North, the students kidnapped in the North, the judges that had their homes invaded? This man ghosted on the Christian, Academic and Law practice communities for 7 years...
My heart goes out to him sha...
@DreMacsAMillion
@k_kokoalexis
The record label, his Congress man/woman, his Governor, the president, Counter Terrorist Unit, the bank that keeps his money, the hospital that didn't keep him in the psychiatric ward... 😂😂😂
If I were based in Lagos, Pastor Adeyemi would be my pastor, I like that he is so calm when he teaches, doesn't need to be overly aggressive to pass a message...
@Queen_Minic
Going by this logic, you shouldn't refuse any gentleman your number, for a gentleman to request your number, it means he has assessed you and found you worthy...
@kessyswagga
@IfyNwadike
@UcheBriggs
Fam if you find the date kindly let me know how, I have some personal ones I want to observe, like Job day, just to remind Baba that I don't have to go through such test again, Job did it for all of us...
@Patrick41171968
@PreciousDeseo
@A_Enemali
I believe that we don't have to be one to Co exist in peace, we can have strong ties as neighbouring countries, we can even form a union like the EU or Eurasia, but becoming one will make a lot of our people uncomfortable,
As for a different generation, you're just one among many
@SubDeliveryZone
1. Start looking for a new job, with same or better pay
2. When you get the job, before you agree to it, go and report yourself to your boss, include the fact that she tells you she is sleeping with him and you have it in record that said that.
3. Outcome of 2 shows next step
@OG_Quazy
@lebejahde
Please you have to put your location after this sort of tweet so that if it doesn't work, they will know where to find you, meanwhile I have corn in my farm...
@Ejiroogh
Calm down, a football team has 11 players, with extra on the bench, if we go by your analogy, a man needs 11 main women and a bexy of ladies on the bench...
@khilarah
You say "not to be that person" then go ahead to be that person, for whatever it's worth let them enjoy their day with whatever caption they want, I don't see how that caption hurts anyone...
@Jnakes77
@ABYalley
@Queenprecy_
Lol, this is rubbish, I just cancelled someone for this nonsense today, why marry someone you can't apologise to, what's the point really?
@ekenestyle
@Saatah
It will still affect you, don't worry, even if you don't have kids, your wife or the babe you dey toast go wan take ice-cream...
My point is that you are supposed to care, to be angered and to want to make a move to stop this rubbish, not thinking of ways to cope with it...
@Jesymaxil
@SubDeliveryZone
I'm not judging, but the sender was trying to be sure it was Chioma, If they had gone straight to the point without verifying, and it was someone else, probably someone who stole the phone, it's possible they could take Chioma's place, she could have still blocked later
@Aunty_Les
Except the client consented to this, I don't think that a vendor has the right to do this. I personally should be livid if I saw my clips of my wedding like this...
@pejumadey
@ralphaelanthony
First day at work and he knows your name as pj, your boss is really an easy going guy.
Congrats and more money and promotions to you
@Kingby_X
@Sports_Doctor2
Can you just say amen and be blessed, instead of trying to judge whether Tobe deserves this or not because of whatever you think he is doing?
The worst they can threaten you with is extension or extra calls, no gree for anybody...
Na consultant get patient, na him go loose license, no do pass yourself, no be your license dey at risk...
@AyoBankole
@DebsExtra
Exactly, most people are seeing just 21000 USD, what about all that was spent before he got to that class, that thing is really painful...
@InibeheEffiong
@GovWike
And you Sir, sound just like an attorney, the perfect example to legal practitioners across the country, please keep your pity for your friends that have the virus, they need it more now...
@DemolaRewaju
So in this case, the right thing to do will be to fix the ignition so that all licensed and qualified drivers can use the vehicle effectively, there's nothing glamorous about not managing assets properly to the point that you have to continue to use it with a malfunction...
@I_Am_Ilemona
@atiku
@MBuhari
Not good enough, he can't start out not considering the common man in his intentions now that he wants to be our president, I bought fuel to watch this debate, he has let a lot of us down, at least for the sake of those rooting for him
@BarbieSXE
@fwmeve
I also think we deviated from the main point a lot, he didn't like her, in this particular case there's no crime in that, ladies also give same energy to men they don't like, all of you are right...
@Drkingzo
@Postsubman
Must have been plucked from the amazon, preserved in locally distilled vodka, transported across the Atlantic, left unprocessed in the scorching sun of northern Nigeria, mixed with cow dung and smoked in a room without ventilation, because this is madness...