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Keeping On... Retweets may or may not be endorsements... “I’m a man of modest income (for now), but I always try to overstretch my luck legally.”

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Joined April 2011
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This will be a thread of all pin worthy tweets
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If your afterlife is you, at the receiving end of how you treat most people, are you going to heaven or hell?
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@ChukwuAdaeze Stay Jiggy Rugged you Close with an adage: person wey get big head no dey test cap for market
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@dr_marvinn 😂 tears Conso: define xyz Me: (defines xyz) Conso: how much do you sell your textbook? Me: (totally lost) Conso: the one you got this definition from...
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@InibeheEffiong @GovWike Please go to Port Harcourt and say this thing at Wimpy junction, they are not hearing you here
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@omokehinde___ Share her boyfriends handle let us beg him, also share her handle let's console her...
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@temitope852 @Sir_Fin But it's not just boys nau, girls do the same, "yes girl" attitude around their rich girlfriend, always posting them in their stories on no special occasion with "best girl" or "my wife" tag.
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@UcheBriggs Like!!! We don't have a holiday for crossing the red sea, or the murder of John the baptist
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Awaji!!!
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@CuteNaija @gidiproperties_ Oga, you that have 1.4 billion, leave us alone and go and buy nau, why are you coming at us like the more we talk it depletes your billions...
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@zabeth_doll @nwaoma007 Your line of thought may be correct, but this may not be the best of times to not show sensitivity
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@Gold_Apparels Lol, first frame, she know sey the brother na ashawo but she go set up the breakfast... 2nd frame, him know sey the sister na ashawo but he is trying to protect his friend... Fear women 😁
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@kashmirVIII @KBUdeogu that man set himself up, if he was doing right by his "wives" she wouldn't have said that
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@ref_ng You want us to fight for you, have you forgotten so soon your most recent assault on us?
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@official_cecee You have to do it like an OG next time, tell your mum and tell her not to tell anyone, then do the same with your dad, they'll both find out that they've breached your trust
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@item_str @MonekeC @UchePOkoye @Paparazzi227 If the kpomo na peppered kpomo, them go add 1 litre mobil engine oil
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@Eziowelle1stSon @NgoziPreshy @sharlizwey How many of them have you attended?
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@prettydamsel_01 @mideysmith Was that not where you were pinned when...nvm
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@dabenforU @_Marj1_ @irebuleke @MrMekzy_ As you go on this journey do not speak to any fair maiden, do not eat meat hunted by another and do not sleep under an udara tree...
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@OgbeniDipo But sniper isn't responsible, what of those who commit suicide by jumping from 3MB, or hanging themselves, should the government destroy the bridge and control the sale of ropes as well?
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@Adaolis_a Because if you combine am with the abroad fine, problem go full bucket...
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@ozzyetomi @MrOluwadurotimi @Macazar_ @FeliciaAdunni @DoktorKolawole @Bombassin @justfeyifunmi I'm sorry on behalf of Nigerian men, including the one that impregnated you
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@KesterDave @thequeentonia @fresh__stacy Uncle relax, everybody dey bring cup, you bring bucket, what if the water no clean?
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@dr_siera @kurrentV It's not your job, it should be embarrassing for them that their regulatory bodies let quacks operate with so much confidence
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@Dillyphiancee1 I honestly don't think that's what he implies, I think that he is genuinely advising men against any actions that would make their female colleagues uncomfortable...
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@iiv_lyn @t_nemi If my platonic friends can cook for both of us, then of course your rich friends can travel with both of us...
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@scarf_faust @callmebrowni @ketumina No Chief, I completely disagree with you, we have been eating beef since I was a kid, this open grazing issue has never been this bad, let's not deceive ourselves with English please
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@Florenc49090737 @OgbeniDipo That's not what is making people stay with their parents at 40, it's the lack of good jobs and high cost of housing (commensurate to the comfort that they have been raised with) that's too blame, and Government as well
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@elitetatafo Ahhh, this thing entered my spleen, so on point... What's worse is some ppl will reveal deep issues and still not get the miserable 5k
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@malik_pinmouth I swear, I just heard heard the yeeeeh 😂😂😂😂
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@Leovanni__ @adet0la @Sxmto_ Lol, your last statement is so coded
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@jennygodswill @Harrikane__ @AdamsMufc_ Don't mind him, I think he means your future husband will also be freely giving other girls cash gifts without them asking... That's very rude of him...
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@ese_ugbede @ChisomAndFolu 🤣🤣🤣 So you dey do last to finish hot eba with your partner but you're not married yet? Wetin go come happen when you marry?
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@akin09508382 @Akumneri He is very lashivious...
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@winniewheeny Apparently, you don't like this person...
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@_iamkhenie @ToyosiGodwin @the_Lawrenz Makest thou a mockery of thy father?
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"He must be protected at all cost" Who protected the Christians in the North, the students kidnapped in the North, the judges that had their homes invaded? This man ghosted on the Christian, Academic and Law practice communities for 7 years... My heart goes out to him sha...
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@BigHeadedDude @AlleyCatBrawler @Hexanderoflife @Pabloayodeji The different personalities were having a meeting recently, when the town crier amongst them made the announcement
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@DreMacsAMillion @k_kokoalexis The record label, his Congress man/woman, his Governor, the president, Counter Terrorist Unit, the bank that keeps his money, the hospital that didn't keep him in the psychiatric ward... 😂😂😂
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If I were based in Lagos, Pastor Adeyemi would be my pastor, I like that he is so calm when he teaches, doesn't need to be overly aggressive to pass a message...
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@chukaobi I would have said you hit the nail on the head, but man!!! Carpenters and people with coconut head would be offended...
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@Queen_Minic Going by this logic, you shouldn't refuse any gentleman your number, for a gentleman to request your number, it means he has assessed you and found you worthy...
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@kessyswagga @IfyNwadike @UcheBriggs Fam if you find the date kindly let me know how, I have some personal ones I want to observe, like Job day, just to remind Baba that I don't have to go through such test again, Job did it for all of us...
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@Patrick41171968 @PreciousDeseo @A_Enemali I believe that we don't have to be one to Co exist in peace, we can have strong ties as neighbouring countries, we can even form a union like the EU or Eurasia, but becoming one will make a lot of our people uncomfortable, As for a different generation, you're just one among many
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@___Muna_ You're yet to try Ox standing fans then...
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@SubDeliveryZone 1. Start looking for a new job, with same or better pay 2. When you get the job, before you agree to it, go and report yourself to your boss, include the fact that she tells you she is sleeping with him and you have it in record that said that. 3. Outcome of 2 shows next step
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@Pablo_Shisha @derickchoc @madamDmadamm @Rouvafe 😂 even the angel wey dey transfer the names dey in shock
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@OG_Quazy @lebejahde Please you have to put your location after this sort of tweet so that if it doesn't work, they will know where to find you, meanwhile I have corn in my farm...
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@Ejiroogh Calm down, a football team has 11 players, with extra on the bench, if we go by your analogy, a man needs 11 main women and a bexy of ladies on the bench...
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@khilarah You say "not to be that person" then go ahead to be that person, for whatever it's worth let them enjoy their day with whatever caption they want, I don't see how that caption hurts anyone...
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@MrBachs Tax for what, we provide our water, light and housing, even our healthcare and education are outsourced, we should be receiving allocation
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@Naijablogger I think this is a lie, and very likely a ploy to promote a new website and that's really unfair
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@Jnakes77 @ABYalley @Queenprecy_ Lol, this is rubbish, I just cancelled someone for this nonsense today, why marry someone you can't apologise to, what's the point really?
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@ekenestyle @Saatah It will still affect you, don't worry, even if you don't have kids, your wife or the babe you dey toast go wan take ice-cream... My point is that you are supposed to care, to be angered and to want to make a move to stop this rubbish, not thinking of ways to cope with it...
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@Jesymaxil @SubDeliveryZone I'm not judging, but the sender was trying to be sure it was Chioma, If they had gone straight to the point without verifying, and it was someone else, probably someone who stole the phone, it's possible they could take Chioma's place, she could have still blocked later
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@_PLICE @josh2funny You people don't wear mask in Lagos?
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@ajuicygeorge Baba J and him disciples dey run kpo fire brewery for another manchi wedding
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@IBKLeads @Angel_stiitch @QueenRuu_ People who don't pay tithe are always so sure of what tithe is used for, but what do I know?
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@Drugstar_pharma @the_beardedsina You do know you just admitted to being an accomplice?
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@Richtyns Lol, she's joking with the most powerful ppl in the hospital set up
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@_PLICE @josh2funny Oh!!! I forgot, cheers to the weekend guys 🥂
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#9jaEmployers "You broke a #500 equipment, no salary for you next month" #25000 Salary:
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@hartng Dede!!! The children are awake oooh
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Find three hobbies: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to keep you creative. (Copied)
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@Geematrix @ChukwuAdaeze Lol, tell HR you noticed them sleeping on desk, that's why
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Not every time work Shoes by @didifooty Were very comfortable by the way...
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@Aunty_Les Except the client consented to this, I don't think that a vendor has the right to do this. I personally should be livid if I saw my clips of my wedding like this...
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@pejumadey @ralphaelanthony First day at work and he knows your name as pj, your boss is really an easy going guy. Congrats and more money and promotions to you
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@Kingby_X @Sports_Doctor2 Can you just say amen and be blessed, instead of trying to judge whether Tobe deserves this or not because of whatever you think he is doing?
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@mike_adama @NaijaDivaaa @BigOnukwugha @therealdaddymo1 @Naijablogger No need for much explanation, No means no, irrespective of the gender
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@AdaOhafia @lazywritaNG I think it's because you had 8 cousins, I mean, if you're going to consume the whole extend family you should pay up...
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Hope that coal tar is okay, them wan damage our road for us...
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Police people had accident on Akure airport road. They said they were over speeding and their motor jam!!!! How sad. #SarsMustGoNow
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The entire love of my life Congrats Sis 😍😍
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@zabeth_doll Very compelling argument, but we can't tell anyone how to react to these things
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@kenedavies @ehival Hey!!! They're giving you ppl 500k?
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@Falilatt_ @perfectioncraze Or some people on it are glad that there's another opportunity for a class distinction?
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@GbemmyG @thatgoddess____ There's nothing wrong with aiming higher, and crying when you're disappointed or your heart is broken...
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@AyomipoBk @sexy_oma_ 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 is he okay, is he alive, does he need blood transfusion?
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The worst they can threaten you with is extension or extra calls, no gree for anybody... Na consultant get patient, na him go loose license, no do pass yourself, no be your license dey at risk...
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House Job 101?
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@AyoBankole @DebsExtra Exactly, most people are seeing just 21000 USD, what about all that was spent before he got to that class, that thing is really painful...
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@InibeheEffiong @GovWike And you Sir, sound just like an attorney, the perfect example to legal practitioners across the country, please keep your pity for your friends that have the virus, they need it more now...
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@ajuicygeorge Bathsheba na Kalabari babe, David see something, confuse...
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@Yemihazan Ronaldo will come from sick bed to play that penalty
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@DemolaRewaju So in this case, the right thing to do will be to fix the ignition so that all licensed and qualified drivers can use the vehicle effectively, there's nothing glamorous about not managing assets properly to the point that you have to continue to use it with a malfunction...
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@I_Am_Ilemona @atiku @MBuhari Not good enough, he can't start out not considering the common man in his intentions now that he wants to be our president, I bought fuel to watch this debate, he has let a lot of us down, at least for the sake of those rooting for him
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@JusttLit I'm still a virgin, but I'll call 2 other names and tell her that's what we'll call our triplets...
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@BarbieSXE @fwmeve I also think we deviated from the main point a lot, he didn't like her, in this particular case there's no crime in that, ladies also give same energy to men they don't like, all of you are right...
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@sweetfaithie @Sandraessor Comrade find the man fess...
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@Drkingzo @Postsubman Must have been plucked from the amazon, preserved in locally distilled vodka, transported across the Atlantic, left unprocessed in the scorching sun of northern Nigeria, mixed with cow dung and smoked in a room without ventilation, because this is madness...
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@Lotanna_Tido @nadine_jaja Leave them alone, mind your business, small men Big God
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