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@Karwaay

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Liberated. Lover. Learner. Traveller (34 countries). Teacher. Choreographer. DJ. The Arts. Elephants. Fearless. Fords. Land Rovers.

Joined June 2011
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
7 years
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." Shakespeare
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@Karwaay
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3 years
I used to hate my legs, until recently. These legs! These strong legs!
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@Karwaay
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9 months
Last month, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Don’t feel sorry for me. My life continues as usual - well sort of πŸ˜‚ I’ll be out of work for months getting treatment, but the goofiness and good vibes continue! Life is for living and for the living. πŸ₯³πŸ’ƒπŸ’•
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@Karwaay
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4 months
β€œEmbu tell me…” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ So silly.
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 months
Embu residents up in arms over the poor state of roads
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
1. On this day in 2009, my big brother (pictured with my lil nephews) was shot in the head by the police at close range. It was a dark day for my entire family. I'll tell you about the 'justice' we got. THREAD #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
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3 years
The story of these brothers is such a trigger for me 😭😭😭 It's a reminder of how cops killed my brother, made up stories of what happened, got posted in other counties, never showed up in court... similar script. I hate it. So heartbreaking!πŸ˜­πŸ’” #JusticeForKianjokomaBrothers
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@Karwaay
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4 years
1. The Government of Kenya "gave" my parents some money to "replace" my brotherΒ (pictured with my nephews). A THREAD, continued from the other thread, whose link I will attach at the bottom of this.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
I'm in Ke. I get a call to go play at a gig. My equipment is in Tz. I call a few people to check where I can hire. Someone in the industry tells me to call Dj Evolve. I've never met him. I call anyway. He gives me his equipment FOR FREE. Guys!!! That's the man @DjEvolve1 is.❀
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@Karwaay
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3 years
Tip: see how Kenyans jokingly say, "Wacha ujinga" "Uko na ujinga" ... please don't do that in Tz. It's not funny out here. I learnt the hard way😩 You're welcome.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
1. I once told you that I worked as a #Nanny . I have found my contract in a stack of papers. I'll try make this thread short - you know how I start then can't stop? I say, "Finally," then add 40 more tweets. I'll try. THREAD.
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@Karwaay
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4 years
I promised to tweet about my brother's murder every day of my life until something happens. I've tweeted daily + twice on Mondays, since June. No progress. If I die before they do, please continue RTing and mentioning those people. Please do it for my parents and my late bro.❀
@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
1. The Government of Kenya "gave" my parents some money to "replace" my brotherΒ (pictured with my nephews). A THREAD, continued from the other thread, whose link I will attach at the bottom of this.
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@Karwaay
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8 months
Raising over Ksh 1million in less than 24hrs is 100% not what I EVER expected. Guys! 😭😭😭❀️❀️❀️
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
2 years
Guys, wear more short shorts this year. Signed, Management.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
8 months
Someone decided to anonymously donate $5,000 to my treatment. Guys!😱😭 I’m not kidding. Go see it for yourself and please continue sharing my poster. πŸ™
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@Karwaay
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2 months
Mtasema I’m being dramatic but that shit is spiritual!
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@Karwaay
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3 years
Seen this on IG. "What do you want in return?" Don't King Kong your chest on these apps, then wonder when that question is asked.
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@Karwaay
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2 years
Spotted in Arusha.
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@Karwaay
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7 months
Wed, Feb 21, I did my 4th #Chemotherapy cycle. I’m excited to say that I have two more cycles πŸ˜­πŸ’ƒ Thank you for standing with me, sending msgs of encouragement, sharing my poster, planning to attend the concert, buying merch… all of it! I’ll do my part to remain positive πŸ’•
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
If you're too young and didn't see me on stage about 18years ago, please scroll, because if I didn't explain my dance+costume then, I can't explain now. πŸ˜‚
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
2016. I had just moved to Indonesia, then met this Ethiopian sista!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Look at our dear Kenya. I took this pic in Slovakia. But our coffee farmers, 😭😭
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
When I posted this pic on Instagram in 2017... I got love, hate (your fav blogger and his minions - no, I don't want to talk abt it) and the wtfs in between, in equal measure.πŸ˜‚ But this pic astounded me me as much as it did you. Location: Hell's Gate, Kenya.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Shaved my head jana and in less than 5mins of leaving the barbershop, mtu kaniita kaka. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 months
42. πŸŽ‚
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 years
@realmostack Wow privilege. With my passport, I can't book that to many places because they think I want to go settle in their country, so must show a return ticket, bank statement, PLUS drag all the cows+goats I own to immigration as proofπŸ™„
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@Karwaay
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4 years
Today's Mt Meru treat, from a different spot. She's so pretty! 😍
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Anto is talking about people being mean? Ah, the amnesia in this industry.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
My beautiful parents. I love this picture! That's the beautiful shady lady who tells me I have sisal on my head when I put braids πŸ˜‚ and the man who laughs at me juu nimepigwa ngeta nikashindwa ku breathe. Smh. I love them!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
2 years
F.O.R.T.Y. πŸ˜³πŸ˜±πŸ€” Nishakuwa mhenga; mkikutana na mimi mnapiga saluti!
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@Karwaay
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4 years
Generally speaking, I have found it very difficult to have logical conversations with religious people.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 months
6 things: 1. I had refused to wear that gown with my matakos exposed. Butt I had to! πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ 2. I have been in social media jail (I had to sign that I would be off for at least 24hrs after anaesthesia and surgery). 3. Surgery went well. I’m now in hospital on recovery mode.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
I am/was the ladies in the darkness (one of the two in cages), wearing my "mini shortiiii" 😬 and the song is Juju. Haha
@mmmicheni
My Doctor
3 years
what was that jam that had Nameless singing with some ladies in the darkness and there were cages all around? bana that song was a hit!!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
21. FINALLY (I might add 90 more tweetsπŸ˜‚), I've got a new job for August. I haven't read the contract yet. I intend to do part time for 1yr. Trust your tongue. Speak things every day and believe. Trust yourself. You're enough. Things'll get better. Sending you love ❀
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 years
Kenya, you'll be left so far behind by neighbouring countries, so can no longer do the chest-thumping that you like to. Airport in Dar has stepped up. Dar is cleaner, traffic has reduced immensely. Continue voting with your ass and you+your kids will eat shit. Peace.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
I was a young University girl, making money on the weekends by showing up for music video shoots and shaking erm, wrists, on stage. Forehead and nose poppin like my college days!πŸ”₯πŸ˜„πŸ’€
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
13. Thank you for reading my mix of emotions this far. I'm going through it all today. Thank you for doing something when you see injustice - small or big, here or away. #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling And, FUCK THE POLICE!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 years
Wamlambez played at club in Tz. The mad rush to the dance floor, the screaming and the singing along by Tanzanians made me so proud to be Kenyan. Forget that content talk. Shove it.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Naweka shida chini narusha mikono juu. Ba ba ba...
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@Karwaay
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4 years
Veins poppin' Girl poppin'
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Happiness tu. It's been a long time, so here's a #FeelGoodVid from your resident Ms Good Vibes. #NikoSawa by Nviiri ft Bien
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@Karwaay
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4 months
My full time job: having a good time! Left a physiotherapy session and went right into the dance floor πŸ™Œ #LastWeekend #Nairobi
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
It seems, and I say this with a lot of confidence, that many MANY people (might even be the entire freakin country) regardless of gender, have a crush on Sanaipei Tande. 😍
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 years
1. Are you planning to fly through Addis Ababa - Bole International Airport? Please look at ALL other options. ALL! Including walking or using a canoe and your own pee to create a stream of water as you go. That airport is a death trap waiting to happen!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Can't fight Science. We hereπŸ™Œ
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
@_kingzeke @bowzwerswowzers @Brieyonce I can see your eyes and hear your voice on this tweet and I don't even know you. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Karwaay
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5 months
Was discharged today after breakfast. Left the hospital with gifts and a happy heart. Full recovery continues at home with some physio. That’s two treatment parts down, my people! Two to go. πŸ™Œβ€οΈ
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@Karwaay
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5 months
Done with chemotherapy πŸ™Œ Body is on recovery mode. Next step is surgery. Details on the link on my bio, or you can scan this πŸ‘‡
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
I can't thank you all enough for standing with my fam. One day we'll get some sort of justice. @Twitter is a force but YOU make it so. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. The daily RTs continue tomorrow as usual, until this case is finally closed. Ahsanteni sana❀
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@Karwaay
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4 years
I was asked to do a dance improv that's representative of or inspired by or shows a bit of East African Dance culture. I did something and after trying to balance a FLAT basket on my head about 900timesπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ, here we go. πŸ”₯Song: Aiyana by @OtileBrownKenya @Sanaipei_Tande
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@Karwaay
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3 years
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ smh!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
UK today: sa mnataka nifanye?
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
Why have they not invented a machine that takes clothes off the lines, irons and puts in wardrobe, then rubs my back? Scientists are very lazyπŸ™„
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
1. Free tip: when the world opens and you want to make a trip to Tz, don't bring Kenya shillings; you can't change them anywhere. Bring USD or whatever else. Also, all the forex bureaus in Arusha were closed down by gov, so plan accordingly by bringing some Tsh.
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@Karwaay
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18 days
The year was 1902. In Arusha.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
6. So you see, there's NO polite way of approaching this issue, so don't ask me to not cuss. I'm angry and will speak however I want. The police are rude and arrogant and did not think twice before pulling the trigger!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
I'll take a lil break and watch some comedy or something. I see you all and I appreciate, even if I haven't managed to reply to your tweet. I'm overwhelmed by your love and support. Shukran.❀❀
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
6 months
God’s favourite. My energy is back. #Grateful #GodsFavourite
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
1 month
Ndio kufika home. Sema night runner. If your name is Brian, an accountant, and you have very dark, gorgeous skin, ujue we’re getting married next Saturday. Yours sincerely, Your new wife.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
9. I'll also say, fuck you to you who thinks I cannot speak about police brutality in the US, because I haven't spoken about it here! Did you check all my tweets, FB and IG for the last 11yrs? Listen, ... #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKillingKe
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
8. Grief hits me sometimes so hard that I ugly-cry for hours nonstop! Like 2weeks ago - 12hours of crying. Not kidding. Every time I see cops acting crazy in Kenya or abroad, it makes me so mad! I speak. #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Who wrote this? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Anyway, stay dangerous. Stay safe.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
1. Who owns Serena? Why do all high profile people go there? That causes mad traffic in the CBD, btw! 2. I see why the country was opened. I see. 3. Based on that indoor crowd at Serena, hakuna covid, so UK afungue kila kitu tu. πŸ™„ Hypocritical!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
It's my mummy's birthday. Pictured πŸ‘‡πŸΌwith her husband of 50 years. Fifty! Mimi 2 months nishaanza kuchizi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
12. I would never tell somebody to feel sorry for the kids in Kibera before they feel sorry for Iraqi kids. Feel what you want to feel and speak/act if you'd like. Injustice is injustice home and away. #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
No! Wtf! I've never hit a child in my 17 years of teaching and I see no need to. Y'all love violence, and think it's the only way to train a child. The bs!πŸ™„
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
3 years
'Re-introduce corporal punishment to curb unrest in schools,' Kennedy Echesa says
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Yes? Yes.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
2 years
Art Caffe food = overpriced and bland. Blander than food ya Wameru😭 Mtuache though. 😭😭😭
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Karwaay
3 years
Kenyans are upset here, but WE HAVE an accent - not the 'tribe'-spefic ones. We have those, but we also have a national one - it's in the pronunciation and intonation of some words. I will spot a Kenyan in any country as soon as they open their mouth.
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@Karwaay
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4 years
This account has being taken over by @bonifacemwangi . I have known this girl for over 17 years. Met her when she was a video vixen, and l was a paparazzi. She promised to teach me how to dance.l am still waiting. Winnie is a literature, business and dance teacher. Beautiful soul!
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
Amepatikana, suddenly. Ati I'm all over twitter. Wtf! As if you wouldn't if your sibling was murdered. Sigh. Gotta stop crying, get myself together and go teach. Thank you everybody that RTs this and calls out our leaders. Thank you. ❀
@Karwaay
Karwaay
3 years
My mum has travelled for hours to meet Mwangi, but the office says he's absent mara they don't know him, even though the IG confirmed this morning that we shd see Mwangi. If you have the IG's direct contact, please text him. Anybody? I'm so heartbroken rn and I have to go teach.
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@Karwaay
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4 years
10. You have ignored our plea in courts, in your offices, my thread, tweets and daily retweets. It's clear that Kenya is not for Kenyans, because this is just ONE case.
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Karwaay
4 years
10. I have spoken about my brother for years at events, interviews and on this app. Did you speak about him? No. Did I police what you should feel about my brother's death? No! Then fuck off! Yes, I'm angry. #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
I sent someone a whole paragraph of compliments, then they sent ":-)" Moral: 1. When you send such messages, don't expect anything back. You've expressed yourself, that's enough. 2. Uki-rejectiwa, rejectika. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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@Karwaay
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1 month
Part 1: Notice the darkened nails and no hair, including eye brows, thanks to #Chemotherapy ! ALL these drugs were put in my β€œlittle body” (like the doctors and nurses called it).
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
5 years
Are you married, even a little?
@datJamericanQT
Oxtail Bone
5 years
What are some good first date questions?
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
6 months
Today, one of my doctors gave me a pink, beaded bra. It’s not for wearing; it’s a decor piece. I saw it during our first appointment in his office and really liked it. Today he surprised me with it😭😭❀️❀️❀️ Swipe.
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@Karwaay
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8 months
We’re at 2.29M My God😱😭❀️❀️❀️
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Karwaay
3 years
Oh he got knocked by a car? What was he thinking? He put himself in that situation! Why did he cross the road? What was he wearing? A black suit? So stupid. He should have worn white or luminous green. If he'd stayed at home, none of this would have happened.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
2. 13th June 2009, the Kenya police killed my brother. It was a violation of my brother's right to life, protected under the former constitution.
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
8 months
Thank you ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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Let's come in support of @Karwaay ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
2. The story is long and was in the papers in 2009. I won't retell it, as I've written about it before, but I will tell you a few things: the gov doesn't care about you and your pain... #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
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4 years
11. Let people direct their empathy where they want. You don't have to feel ANYTHING about this thread or my big bro, and THAT'S OK! If you feel sorry for kids in Iraq, please go for it, honey... #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
11. My family suffered this loss, maybe when yours suffers, you will understand. Until then, enjoy the warmth of your beautifully furnished houses and offices. Blood from a fresh shooting is also warm.
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@Karwaay
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5 months
Surgery day. I’m calm and ready. Thank you for giving towards my treatment. Giving in words, emojis, thoughts, money, prayers, time, service, sharing my poster … all of it. I’m very grateful. Shukran. #Treatment #CancerTreatment #BreastCancer #Surgery #BreastCancerTreatment
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@Karwaay
Karwaay
4 years
7. Have we ever got justice? No. There's no way to replace a life, but saying, "We are sorry, we fucked up," and firing those fucktards, would have been a good start. The gov doesn't give a fuck! #StopPoliceBrutality #StopPoliceBrutalityKe #StopExtrajudicialKilling
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3 years
Was teaching how to write an email to a friend, because it's still tested in the IGCSEs and my student asked, "Miss, why would I write an email to my friend? I text my friends." He had a point, but I have a job to do. πŸ˜‚
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@Karwaay
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4 years
8. I strongly feel that their decision to make this ruling on his birthday was intentional. The Kenya Judiciary and the Police believe that we're at their mercy on everything, so fuck y'all and your poverty and powerlessness, because, "Mtado?". That's their attitude!
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@Karwaay
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4 years
7. A life was violently, taken and we received a "f^ck you" on HIS BIRTHDAY that said, 'Oh yeah, I guess we were wrong to shoot and kill him. Please take this Ksh 1 million, which we will give you some day in the future. Or not. Who knows when or if it'll happen?'
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4 years
5. What's infuriating is that: 1. The police got away with it. There's almost always, no consequence for their actions. 2. The courts offered Ksh 1million as compensation. Yes, you read that right. 3. My parents have never received it.
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3 years
Australia is what Americans think Africa is.
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4 years
4. It was decided that the Kenya police were guilty, even though they NEVER showed up in court. They didn't care. They're used to getting away with these things, anyway.
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