You know why this tweet will rile you up as a man? Because you mama no teach you. She didn't say anything wrong.
Whenever I go visit my parents nà me get kitchen. It's nobody's fault that you don't have a basic life skill.
Please I need advice from my 9-5 people. I'm on my first onsite job after working remotely for over 3 years.
How do you handle someone that keeps "taking" your lunch plate or opening your food without asking you and eats two spoons?
Do I report to HR?
For this dating pool? Same dating pool that someone asked me what I do and after I responded. She replied with "lol, is it 9-5 you want to use and take care of me?" or the one I asked what she does for a living and she said "spending money". Everyone should rest.
This will probably get me in a lot of trouble but f**k it.
1) UNN campus should change their dean of student affairs.
2) SUG should be a student government not an administration government.
3) Boys hostel is not a Zoo. Human beings stay there. Make it habitable.
@the_tominiyi
It's a subtle sign that old money dey. I have a friend that everyone in the family had a personal stamp with their names and family crest.
Dear Idris,
Heaven knows you are one hell of an actor. You are good at it. That's the reason we think you can pull of being the next James bond.
I have one request. Please and please. Don't do this again. I don't understand what in the name of music this is.
Thanks.
Go check out
@aptlearn_io
and you will be surprised at what you'd find for free. Brother
@Kynsofficial
I see your teams handwork. Lemme go back and keep learning. Well-detailed curriculum.
Dear HR,
Due to damage the rain did to my steeze. I regret to announce that I won't be coming to work any day there's a heavy outpouring.
I will also need a day or two (let's say three) to rebuild my steeze.
Thanks for taking note.
Best regards,
Kamdi.
The journey continues........
@NgSidehustle
This week Digital marketing and content creation portfolio team 1 was tasked to create a blog with either WordPress or Blogger. We tried WordPress which wasn't complex to use but decide to go with Blogger. Easy right? No it wasn't 🥺🥺
This will probably get me in a lot of trouble but f**k it.
1) UNN campus should change their dean of student affairs.
2) SUG should be a student government not an administration government.
3) Boys hostel is not a Zoo. Human beings stay there. Make it habitable.
Dear Boss,
We go through a lot to provide authentic copies for ads and other things. Please stop writing with AI and sending back. We have it too.
Thanks for your kind consideration.
Sincerely,
A super frustrated marketer.
What is wrong with everyone in Lagos?
You people want to start the mess you created in the housing market in the job market too. Which one is my agent takes 60% of my first salary?
Come with me as I move to Lagos with ₦0 in my pocket. Am I scared? Yes! Will I chicken out? Maybe. Will I run back to my daddy and mummy if it gets hard? Most definitely! The important thing is that I'm willing to try.
EVERY REASON MOST MEN HAS FOR WANTING A CHILD IS SELFISH.
Every time I've gotten into an argument with someone (a man) about my choice to not have kids. It's always one dumb defense after another.
Time to say goodbye by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman is the song that comes to mind as I wanted to write this tweet. This is not goodbye though. This is the beginning of a family and bonds that will last for a lifetime. Join us we take on our last week
@NgSidehustle
Never been a fan of birthdays but I'm hopeful this year will be different.
Here's to a year that will be better than the previous. Happy birthday to me.
Even if the girl recovers from the bodily pains inflicted. She still has to live with the trauma that even inside her house she's not safe.
But lets not demand that the animal be wiped off the face of the planet because it's 15.
You people stress me on this app.
Honestly, if we really want to follow “2 shall become 1”, the couple should merge both surnames. I still question the children automatically coming from the man’s state of origin, his surname, and the fact that the man “owns” the child. The whole thing messes with my head so much
Have you been wondering how to get into tech? Are you tired of urgent 2k? Do you know tech can start paying your bills?
Worry no more
@NgSidehustle
got you. Register using this link and start your tech journey.
Why do recruiters ask the candidate to send a video during an interview process?
Submitting videos has been frowned upon by talents, especially the recent demography and their reasons are valid, but is a company out to stress you?
Not exactly, and this is why.
A thread
I'm going to take you on a journey embarked by 10 amazing digital marketers and content creators. After 6 weeks of training by
@NgSidehustle
. We were onboarded onto the bootcamp. The bootcamp was meant to teach us the job while we build experience.
Some clients sef. I will stress myself to write copy then you will carry it and put in chatgpt to rewrite. Then tell me to use this one. If I kick you and "Elevate" ehh. Shey me that did not use it don't have sense?
We've been actively considering shutting down our startup or pivoting to another branch. Having a nice product is one thing but finding funds is another especially when what you are building is not a Fintech.
85% of Nigerian startups that made it to Y Combinator are based in Lagos.
53% of Nigerian startups that made it to Y Combinator are in the Fintech sector. EdTech represents 1%.
This guy is a nerd. I know by the way he moved those glasses a d kept his hands behind him 😂. It takes one to know one..
Side note: He probably reads the dictionary for fun.
So in other words,
@ASUUNGR
don dey cash out. While we the students bear the loss of the strike. Wasted house rent, wasted academic year and valuable time lost.
#ASUU
It's the fifth week already. One more week to go. It's been one hell of a journey. This week the odogwus of team 1 were tasked by
@NgSidehustle
to create a go to market strategy for a brand.
@hidiroseng
entered our eyes. We swung into action and started working.
I know that Emeka in 200l will want to use this as an excuse not to do well. Please don't.
Try your best. School might me your way out of the trenches.
Graduated with a Third Class Honours.
This Result is dedicated to every students struggling out there. No matter how hard academic life is, you shall prevail lastly!
Safwan Idris
Ahmadu Bello University.
2015-2024.
I see new followers. I'm Kamdi. A pacifist. Web developer and marketing professional. 2x failed startup founder 🥲.
I tweet about work, relationship and my babe. I occasionally rant too.
For those not following. Please do🥺. I can be funny and I follow back.
A variation of "it's not you. It's me".
I don't how to feel honestly. I want to feel something but I can't. Extremely numb and it scares me. Let me feel!
Happy birthday
@NgSidehustle
. You guys have been growing Africa's workforce. My tech journey wouldn't be complete if you weren't mentioned. Love and light.
A little update.
Got invited for an interview. It wasn't close but I went. I stayed in a hotel and took bolt back and forth. Made it to the second round and incurred the same expense. Only to be hit with a rejection mail. I spent ₦76k+. I was pained but we continue.
The story line seemed very familiar. I just confirmed that it's infact the same person. On a good day I will say my part but guy is a terrible human no cap.
Yadiba godu.
Woke up to see this guy got his babe a Range of 80million. Someone I've put my head on the line for, we lived together in akwa and i no fit list wetin I do for this guy. Him no dey gree pick call again "Nobody owes you nothing" but it hurts when it's your own man. Boys true
Today reminded why I decided to start doing personal content for myself. I posted a reel that I shot and edited on IG for a client. In one hour we've gotten over a 1000 plays with less than 50 followers and follower growth is increasing plus there are signs of early conversion.
List of things I won't be doing for the foreseeable future (at least for three years)
1) Talking stages
2) Dating
3) Situationships
4) Dating again
5) Dating anyone from my tribe especially IMO.
6) Dating
If
@NgSidehustle
gave you a new family during this six weeks. Like this post. I want to know if I'm lucky abi e reach everybody. Friendship that will stand the test of time.
Yesterday in church everyone started looking at me weird when I wouldn't hold hands. I'm a guy and don't like to be touched. So, tell me why you are trying to grab or hold a stranger... Keep your hands to yourself.
If you wan take pic with a lady, especially one you don’t have an existing friendship with, keep your hands by your side, in your pocket, or do the Keanu Reeves
A grown man doing this(broke shaming a lady because she said you were not her spec). Then we would have the guts to get angry when the ladies do this. The footwear is serving it's purpose and it's not anyhow. Her honesty even shows that she doesn't care.
First day I resumed work. A friend ordered burger for me from chowdeck as a welcome to onsite. That's how this ègbón tore open my burger and I took it from him immediately. I now understand why they can steal some of you with food. Long throat is your problem and you need help.
Please I need advice from my 9-5 people. I'm on my first onsite job after working remotely for over 3 years.
How do you handle someone that keeps "taking" your lunch plate or opening your food without asking you and eats two spoons?
Do I report to HR?
Unpaid internship in 2022. I use my data to join meetings and perform tasks for you.
We should do better. Let's stop this modern day slavery. A little remuneration will go a long way.
#internship
#Remote
It's how my dad will call me and ask me "Nwam, how are you surviving in this economy?" then proceed to say "I know they are not paying you well". Finally, goes ahead to send me money.
My man.
I watched
@WorldClassAmara
do great things in student politics during our stay in UNN. From running for faculty sec gen to becoming class rep, SUG senator and deputy clerk of the Senate (She held these offices at the same time). She would bow out as departmental president.
This is what a guy looks like when he's not crying on Twitter about women not cooking for him. If you can feed yourself they will call you "married man" too but no you are in every woman's dm asking her to come cook for you.
Learn to feed yourself my guys...
Dear Boss,
The fact that I understand perfectly how WordPress works does not make me a web developer. Hire one or pay me extra.
Thank for your kind consideration.
Sincerely,
A super duper frustrated marketer.
I know you’re still enjoying the world but you go still come back.
You’re not like others. You were sacrificed to God even before you came to this earth so no worry, you go soon join us to preach Christ😊
I've had jobs since I was 18. The key is to shut up about your age until it's time to fill bio-data. No one here is going to be impressed by how young you are. Rather they'd find a way to exploit you .
@Kynsofficial
Nobody wants you to be their first. Find internships and volunteer opportunities. Pay your dues. It will pay off in due time. Keep pushing.
All the "he taught or she assumed" in quote and cs.
Let's call it what it is. YOU ARE A DUBIOUS PERSON. There's no official memo by the company about salary increase but you are assuming nonsense.
@aproko_doctor
Transform your digital presence with our comprehensive tech solutions. From web development and mobile app development to branding and data analysis,
@NetworkCraigia
got you covered. Let's create something amazing together! Send us a DM.
This!!!
Because how are you happy that almost half of the class failed your course? Let me not even start with my department because I'm literally tired.
See, I just tell people not to even expect anything from me academically in UNN. I'm glad I went here because I was able to develop skills and network but one thing you'd never hear me uphold in UNN is academic knowledge. I know I'm smarter than this but the system is crazy!
Even if they call of this strike ehh. House rent go still expire. Plans don scatter. People don dey discouraged cos you don't know when ASUU and FG go start banter again.
#ASUUStrike
#ASUUStrikeMustEnd
Apparently, there weren't people in the workforce doing dumb shit before Gen Z entered the workforce.
Una go just dey rubbish one demographic. When we start making generalizations about millennials e go be like fight.
Stop that trash behaviour 🫵🏼.
July has been off to a great start. My mentor
@peculiaaa
who I've always wanted to work with after the
@NgSidehustle
internship gave me the chance to be part of her team.
@coursera
approved my request for financial aid on 6 out of 7 courses I applied for.
Any company you see on my bio or LinkedIn is either mine or something I co-founded. I update after I've left the role. No be me twitter people go fire.
I think the campaign was to get people to signup for a webinar and build an email list from signups. The target was 50 but I ended up getting over 200+. I walked with my shoulder high for a week.
Hi Marketers!🧡
How did you feel after your first successful campaign?
I'll start - My 1st successful campaign (e-commerce signups) got 54 new signups in a week (organically!).
Nobody could mention my name anyhow.🫣😂
Your turn👇
Your first Daughter is not your Maid!
Your first daughter is not the Second mother!
Your first daughter is not your second chance at being a doctor/Nurse
Your first daughter is not suppose to comport themselves to fit into their husbands plans.
Stop Traumatizing female children!
They key is if you have five tasks and you've completed two. Blow the two out of proportion then sprinkle "I am on track", "circle back" and the add imaginary 80% completion.
I have competent friends in HR so I won't generalize but this is gross incompetence. There's no reason why someone should leave their house for an interview that doesn't have pay range. On top of transport that you won't refund back.
She went through my phone in the middle of the night and when she couldn't find anything. Woke me up to fight about not finding anything. Like shouldn't you be happy or something?.
One thing we fail to realize as young people is that the fact that we share this space with older people doesn't make us their mate. We should give them maximum respect and be grateful for the wealth of experience that they bring along with them.
This is exactly how my classmate got pregnant second semester of our first year and "deferred" her admission. She never came back. The guy that got her pregnant absconded. Last time we talked, she was filled with regrets. Same storyline.