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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

4 months

When I tell people I’m Bengali this is what they think

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

8 months

This guy is deffo speaking Arabic, look at those makhaarij points he’s hitting

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@historyinmemes

8 months

Real-time MRI scan of a person talking.

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

I wish kittens stayed the same shape and size forever

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@Kalebrimba

7 months

Anyone who sees a niqabi pls return her back to me

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@Kalebrimba

7 months

I think I may have lost my mum on cov rd

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6 months

The only thing ur lacking is the humbleness I mean I’m impressed but I don’t swing that way 😭😭😭

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@Kalebrimba

7 months

How do ppl do their assignments last minute??😬

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@Kalebrimba

8 months

@CSSZNi Trying it multiple times because some greasy ass hands used it before me <<<

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@Kalebrimba

7 months

The poor kid told me that his aunty gave him a ghost key ring 😭😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

GUYS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GASSED I AM RN!!!!

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Yh my wife’s gonna be working at home now 😭😭😭

Waasim

@waasim_

7 months

What did I just hear 💀

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

14 days

You won’t get a woman who cares for you like how your mother does

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

One of the patients came up to me the other day and said you coloured ppl are so beautiful 😭😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

A lot of us need to understand our religion isn’t based on emotions. What’s halal is halal and what’s haram is haram, accept it.

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

20 days

I invited a man to pray with us in uni, then I saw him take the cookie out 🤦‍♂️

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

4 months

@musal_majidah Chin up, u could be wife number 2 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

I ain’t gonna send the link 🥱

Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Bruh one of the mosques uploaded their taraweeh on yt and im right behind the imaam looking pissed 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

I walked into a sister and my mate was like Ik u lower ur gaze but u shudnt keep it that low 😭😭😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Bruh one of the mosques uploaded their taraweeh on yt and im right behind the imaam looking pissed 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

26 days

I beg you guys to stop quoting someone’s crusty ass with the tattoo on it

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

Just say uniform pls, it makes me sound like a… 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

13 days

To show he took an L by marrying her 😭😭😭

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@rnnysal

13 days

How imma make my rotis for him😍

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

5 months

When they match your weird >>>

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Me dragging myself outta bed for suhoor

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@mr98ak

7 months

@ansaruldabbat Karbala is like this 😂😂😂😂

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

I think I may have lost my mum on cov rd

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

8 months

I love Ramadan it brings everyone together and allows us to get attached to Allah’s house❤️

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

During the dua qunoot the imaam mentioned the Hoor al ayn. All of the men’s voices elevated saying ameen. Later, my ustadh explained to me that the dua was to elevate one's wife's status to that of the hoor, i looked around and all I saw were disappointed faces 😭😭😭

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@Kalebrimba

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@Kalebrimba

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Start the day off with Quran ❤️

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

Random getaway 💩 📸

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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Odd feeling when someone is scrolling through your tweets right in front of you 😬

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

One can only dream , life doesn’t get this perfect 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

وعليكم السلام I love how u copied and paste the Arabic with the tanween and all A* for effort 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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Sheikh Ibn Baaz (rahimahulläh) said; "The nudity of a woman in her dress is evidence of the anger of Allah upon her.

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@Kalebrimba

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

What possesses people to take videos of themselves crying and post it online?

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Oh Yh i was crossing the road on red lights and some hijabi tried to run me over 🤦‍♂️

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

2 months

How can you acc do this in front of people???

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@IssaSpider44

2 months

UK muslims when they visit the states

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

10 days

Me when someone is sad

Figen

@TheFigen_

11 days

Imagine you're crying and an animal starts doing parkour on your head.

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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Halal Nation ☪︎

@HalalNation_

8 months

Who’s your favourite Quran reciter ?

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@Kalebrimba

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I like how my mutuals on Twitter become my friends on Instagram

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@Kalebrimba

1 month

I’ve come to appreciate poetry more

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

One of the uncles in Taraweeh fell asleep in sujood, my guy was snoring like a tractor 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

Guess who got it

Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

Craving a fat smoothie

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@Kalebrimba

9 months

Girls shave their face??!!

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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Gym will make you learn everything about your body on a cellular level

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@dalconnoisseur

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Gym has me self studying human anatomy

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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I just want to carry moo deng around

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

28 days

I speak to people like I’ve known them since they were born 😬

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

9 days

“You put all that effort in for her to call you bro”

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This is my new favourite GIF. 😂

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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We all want something we can’t have

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

9 months

Why I’m I always so hungry after fajr

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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And Imma keep my wife in the oven

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

9 months

Guys please make dua that my friend’s operation goes well

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

@enimsaaay You experience the racism outside the big cities, go to towns or villages and racism will be more apparent

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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I’ve noticed that I piss people off way too much

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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When I get 3+ people liking my tweet, you know I’m spitting facts

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

1 month

@Wahid_K19 @Bengalidude Ok whatever your view on Bangladeshis are it’s subjective, My view on you is the complete opposite of what you think of yourself.

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@Kalebrimba

7 months

I am addicted to COD mobile rn

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A man who doesn’t spend time with his family isn’t a man - Don Corleone

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

9 months

They worship anything that moves 😕

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@historyinmemes

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Giant elephant gets worshipped in India

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@Kalebrimba

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It’s confirmed!!! Imma get a British shorthair next week In’Shaa’allah

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

I love when my mum approves of my friends 😌

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@Kalebrimba

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Eurgh this is making me cringe

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I’m actually gonna kms.

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@Kalebrimba

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My mum, bro and sister in law has gone to see a cat. In’Shaa’allah they bring back home another family member 😁

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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Bro needs to start mewing

Halal Nation ☪︎

@HalalNation_

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Do you support Bashar Al Assad? I personally do not.

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@Kalebrimba

4 months

One of my patients told me today she’s never going to forget me and will always remember my face, shame she suffers from dementia 😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

3 months

The new way to propose

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@Kalebrimba

3 months

Imma go around and start whacking girls in the gym with a 40kg dumbbell 😭😭😭

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@Kalebrimba

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Both men and women

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

2 months

Oh boy, does he know what happens when you commit shirk?

Shah Rukh Khan

@iamsrk

2 months

On this pious occasion of Ganesha Chaturthi, may Lord Ganesha bless all of us and our families with health, love and joy…. And of course a lot of modaks!!!

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@Kalebrimba

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Don’t we all 🤷‍♂️

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@certiluvrgirlxo

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i love women & women only

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@Kalebrimba

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Couples walking around in the library fi Ramadan???

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

6 months

Am sure ur a nice dude bro😭😭😭

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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I’m proud to say our food is one of the best 😗👌

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@iamtishaaa

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I love being bengali

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

7 months

Bengalis cook this beautifully 😗👌

✿ 𝒴 🇲🇦^ྀི

@tulipsandmint

7 months

a moroccan’s worst nightmare 😵‍💫

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

8 months

@belarushy Ur tastebuds needs recalibrating😭😭😭

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@Kalebrimba

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My lecturer accused me of having a 🦶 fetish just because I uncovered the dummy’s feet

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

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You know you’re looking good when your mum makes you read the dua for the evil eye protection

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

8 months

I’d demolish that easy

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@Aadzy99

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16th street cartel burger easy 9/10

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@Kalebrimba

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I’m addicted to cookies and milk

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Kalebrimba

@Kalebrimba

9 months

This one I took to heart!!! If someone was to say this to me I’d punch their face. How are you telling me a man who is talented in the 10 Qiraat of Quran and has mastered many maqaams overrated. Listen to Alafasy during the years of 1999-2006 then come back!