Abdul @KalaBaandar Twitter profile

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@KalaBaandar

4 months

This is not impressive or a flex The man is weirdo who’s too scared too approach ur father for marriage so he has to dress up as a delivery man to give you sweets on the day after arafah 👍🏿👍🏿 Low testosterone weirdo

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4 months

@TheMuslimBrotha You never know with Pakistan these man think they live in a Bollywood movie

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4 months

I think Mo Deen is back on the mutah life 😔😔😔

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4 months

BIG exams tomorrow I would appreciate everyone’s Dua tomorrow Abu Darda reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “No Muslim servant supplicates for his brother behind his back but that the angel says: And for you the same.” Sahih Muslim

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5 months

Subhanallah the northern lights in London Quran 50:6 Have they not then looked at the sky above them: how We built it and adorned it with stars, leaving it flawless أَفَلَمْ يَنظُرُوٓا۟ إِلَى ٱلسَّمَآءِ فَوْقَهُمْ كَيْفَ بَنَيْنَـٰهَا وَزَيَّنَّـٰهَا وَمَا لَهَا مِن فُرُوجٍۢ

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

4 months

God gave you free will and you chose that trim …

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@aaali_x

4 months

God gave u free will and you chose a 9-5..

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4 months

@Ar_kkmrahh The shari’3 definition of dayouth is someone who lets his wife have intercourse with other men He would not be a dayouth and its wrong to call one that, but agreed a relationship built upon Allahs dissatisfaction is destined to fail

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4 months

@currymuncher76 I want to be Arab though! Please Arabs accept me

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

If you’re moving like this in the talking phase you’re a low testosterone freak

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5 months

I wanted it and he got them for me 🥺❤️

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@KalaBaandar

2 months

This is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂 EDL got smoked off

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

4 months

ITS PAKILAND TIME 🧑🏿‍🦲🧑🏿‍🦲🧑🏿‍🦲 Make Dua I reach safely 🫵🏿

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@KalaBaandar

4 months

Always the pakis saying alhamdulillah about a haram relationship 💀 Allah ﷻ is not placing any blessings in ur 1200km link up i promise

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@b4twomvn

4 months

Finally meet him, relationship main 3 saal tk loyal rahe ek dusre ke liye. Aaj 1200km travel krke meetup k liye aya woh allhamdullilah. That was great. Hum soon shadi kr lenge. Words aren't enough to explain my feelings here

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3 months

Made it back alive 🤗🤗👦🏿

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4 months

ITS PAKILAND TIME 🧑🏿‍🦲🧑🏿‍🦲🧑🏿‍🦲 Make Dua I reach safely 🫵🏿

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

4 months

Red Dead Redemption 2 before bed>>>>>

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5 months

Ameen

Mannyball 🍉

@mannyball_

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God bless Turkish people fr

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@KalaBaandar

4 months

Beautiful reminder from @zaidesbaid It is our Aqeedah to believe the shuhada are going to Jannah, the people of Palestine have been Chosen by Allah ﷻ to enter Jannah directly subhanallah And people dare to say Allah ﷻ is not the all merciful

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

5 months

Regulation in pakistan is crazy how they allowed to bring phones into the theatre room 😭😭😭

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5 months

Yawm al chest day today 😈😈

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2 months

Are you sure about that

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2 months

goodlooking men never post facereveals btw

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5 months

@_9Kam_ This is bidah

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

3 months

A woman getting an M4 is actually a waste of the car 🤣🤣 Bros gna curb the wheels and use the m4 to drive unstably 10mph below the speed limit

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7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @asthmashake @Notorious_VIII Allah swt is completely unlike the creation He is not a man, he is unlimited and not contained within any of the 6 directions The word he is used as a figure of speech, not literally. When someone refers to a car as ‘she’ it doesn’t mean they assign a gender, it’s simple speech

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2 months

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2 months

@DrShadeeElmasry Israel is a country?

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@KalaBaandar

7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @asthmashake @Notorious_VIII Bro said you hold orthodox Muslim beliefs like it’s an insult لَيْسَ كَمِثْلِهِۦ شَىْءٌۭ ۖ وَهُوَ ٱلسَّمِيعُ ٱلْبَصِيرُ ١١ There is nothing like Him, for He alone is the All-Hearing, All-Seeing.

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7 months

Salam guys I’m back and I’m black 💯💯💯

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Abdul

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4 months

What the hell is going on 😭😭😭

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4 months

EDDIE HALL JUST POWERBOMBED A MIDGET AND THEN KO’D HIM IN A 2V1 WTF 😭😭

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4 months

@currymuncher76 No Saudi zindabad ✊🏿✊🏿

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5 months

Found this on my gallery Wallah there’s nothing more fun and interesting to study than Islamic studies Exam season has me missing this so much

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

7 months

Tonight could be Laylatul Qadr - Ubay ibn Ka’ab said in Sahih Muslim: “By Allah, I know about laylat ul Qadr and I know it fully well that it is the twenty-seventh night (during Ramadan) on which the Messenger of Allah (pbuh) commanded us to observe prayer.”

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

@saudischoolbook 1. The madhahib came from the salaf 2. Anyone who follows a madhab believes this is wrong, it’s an issue with the individual not the madhab 3. Salafi/ahl al Hadith scholars use the usul from the Hanbali madhab, then come to foreign opinions, ur essentially following a new madhab

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4 months

@_humaira Whoever puts 🩺 in their bio is a weirdo

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5 months

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4 months

@urfavecadaan @gmammeh @Scamzspriv @64imas @bumblebee1562 You’re literally black you don’t need it UV rays is the highest cause of skin cancer and skin aging 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿🧑🏿‍🦲

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

@WajdiAkkari Anyone who dies, is a shahid and is going to heaven If the sahaba had ur line of thinking why would they go into the battle of badr, 313 to 1000, uhud etc. where the Muslims were outnumbered. Ur people are keeping our Muslim ummah held back, and keeping these tyrants in place

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

5 months

The ignoring private PCN parking ticket method got patched 💀💀💀 Currently being extorted

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

7 months

I wonder how all the pajeets are going to feel when they see Israel sacrifice 5 cows on live TV

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

6 months

Big hero 6 type physique

Big chef Liyah 🖤

@alli_ya7

6 months

If confidence was a person 👏

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5 months

It’s a waste of a trim if you don’t get a pump on the same day

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@KalaBaandar

7 months

@sinisterAHKI @idirstay_ready @rhassan___ Is this Moroccan culture too?

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4 months

@mxriyaaaa Kala spelling

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5 months

@currymuncher76 And it called you gay 💀💀

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

6 months

@AMoalim05 Trying to keep my money from reaching Zionists ☹️ Paying as much money as I can to Zionists to try and prove some bullshit point 😀

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

5 months

@Shiite_Happens 💀💀💀💀 shamsi would get absolutely molested Someone who claims it’s the Palestinians fault for being in that situation is not upon the haqq

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@KalaBaandar

6 months

My little brother studying RS GCSEs and he’s learning about the difference in belief between the Mutazila and Asharis when it comes to qada wal Qadr 💀💀 When did this become part of the gcse spec 😭😭

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

Very commendable choice of food

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5 months

Before and after it was kinda mid

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5 months

@i_zoniish Bros features are more masculine than mine wth 😂😂

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6 months

Bro leaped onto the boxing bag 😭😭

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5 months

@KingUmair123_ You’re a grown man tweeting this

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

I was wrestling my little brother and headbutt the wall now I have a bump on my head 🧑🏿‍🦲

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@KalaBaandar

6 months

@Maturidi_Shogun Bro got an ijaza in kitab at tawhid 💀💀

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

Salafis will say someone doesn’t practice tawheed like it’s a very light statement If someone lacks tawheed they are no longer Muslim This mindset is so weird? Doing what you can for Palestine is a fard just as these other things are, let people do post and advise with hikmah

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6 months

That baby is leaving the plane without a jaw

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6 months

Imam Malik and Imam Abu Hanifa didn’t know a lot guys

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5 months

@ruhee_x I’d personally say meat up is better it’s around the corner from bun and sum

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6 months

@KhattabTaymiyya That’s cold allahumma barak

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2 months

@Suhaaaaaib In the most disrespectful way possible you are a retard

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@KalaBaandar

7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @asthmashake @Notorious_VIII LAYSA KAMITHLIHI SHAY - THERES NOTHING LIKE ONTO HIM Allahs attribute of speech, seeing and sound are unlike creations attributed of sound How can the verse say there’s nothing like him then you say he’s a man 💀💀 use your brain man

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

6 months

Believes in God but: 1. God didn’t give any guidance 2. Believes you can worship in any way 3. Do whatever you want, believe in whatever and God will give you heaven Without any objective way of proving what is good or bad, how do you know God is pleased with your actions!?

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I respect all my Muslim brothers, and at one point @sneako almost converted me But I believe a man who can convert people with just his word is more powerful than a man who can convert people with his sword. In my belief, your religion doesn't matter. Worship God & strive to do

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5 months

@belarushy I went from smoking weed to drinking alcohol 🤡

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Abdul

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7 months

Increase in Adhkar and remembrance of Allah swt Increase in recitation of Quran Give charity Remember that the night of Laylatul Qadr is better than 1000 months worth of worship May Allah accept our ibadah, and allow us to see another Ramadan, Ameen Barakallah feek

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2 months

@Mj_21ii Extreme is crazy is ur bumhole okay

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Abdul

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7 months

Imam ash-Shäfii, "One should exert oneself [in doing Dua ] as strenuously during the day as during the night," It is mentioned that it is Mustahab/recommended to be making Dua for our ummah, keep our brothers and sisters in Palestine, Sudan, Kashmir, Burma in our duas

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

6 months

Look between: 1. B and M 2. U and O 3. F and H 4. F and H 5. W and R 6. E and T That’s what you are shush

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

6 months

@Maturidi_Shogun Bros on an ijaza streak boutta drop a nuke

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

@Kwanliw @truthunveilled @al_Bayraktari Establishing the prayer is a metaphorical statement in usul ul fiqh, explained by imam Nawawi to mean establishing the whole of the deen. Similar to freeing the neck of the slave, referring to freeing the whole slave not just the neck

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@KalaBaandar

7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @asthmashake @Notorious_VIII The way of the salaf was negate the literal meaning and leave the meaning to Allah swt, The topic of these Hadith/verses has nothing to do with yadd or face, these are used to emphasise a separate point

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5 months

@z88bv It’s not too late to delete this

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7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @Notorious_VIII I can provide more evidences from the Quran. When the prophet ﷺ states something regarding a ruling, it’s not from his own desires or from his own ijtihad, it is divinely inspired by Allah swt Hence by following and obeying the prophet ﷺ we are obeying Allah swt

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7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @Notorious_VIII Quran - 53:3 Nor does he speak from [his own] inclination. Quran - 59:7 Whatever the Messenger gives you, take it. And whatever he forbids you from, leave it 24:63 So let those who disobey his orders beware for an affliction may befall them or a painful torment may overtake them

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Abdul

@KalaBaandar

7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @asthmashake @Notorious_VIII No your lack of intellect means your only comprehension of a verse is based on human on human interaction Allah swt is unlimited and our limited intellects don’t have the ability to comprehend him, Saying how Allah hears or speaks is a Bidah and your understanding is kufr

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5 months

There’s a bald tattoos Russian man flexing his biceps next to me whilst talking to himself

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6 months

@64imas ان شاء الله next number plate

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5 months

@saudischoolbook To aim to destroy what was directly transmitted to us from the salaf, with ijma that it was correct is extremely concerning

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5 months

There’s an Indian man opposite me in the gym, every rep his eyes role up and he moans under his breath wth is going on man 😭😭😭

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@KalaBaandar

5 months

@nnnnnnxox A woman who prays only her fard prayer but wears hijab properly is better than a woman who doesn’t wear hijab and prays the optional prayers Why? Hijab is a fard, and a command, praying nawafil salah is not. Everytime someone sees you awrah you sin They are not being arrogant

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7 months

@Amann_Ghani Perfectly halal, once travelling over 50 miles you are no longer required to fast. It is even perfectly permissible to break your fast as a traveller, however you are required to make it up later. Reference - Nur ul-Idah

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7 months

@ami_nxh12 @rhxnna02 Fellow Barelvis!!

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7 months

@monclithy @L2Paki Best doctors are the unqualified ones 💯💯💯

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5 months

@currymuncher76 @urfavecadaan Nah 140 up I’m impressed

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6 months

@abdussalaamMMA Meanwhile the madkhalis are marrying reverts to fulfill their sexual desires then divorcing them They doing mutah without the name attachment

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2 months

@currymuncher76 The flash always adds to it

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4 months

@AbdulRajput__ @ryb553136725342 Get some Vitamin D tablets and u should be prescribed corticosteroids it’ll be calm ان شاء الله

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@KalaBaandar

7 months

What should we do? 'Ä'ishah & who narrated: "I asked: 'Messenger of Allah, if I know it is the Night of the Decree, what should I say?' He answered: 'Say: O Allah, You are Forgiving and You love forgiveness, so forgive me.''] According to at-Tirmidhi, this hadith is hasan sahih.

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6 months

@Nabzy__ What about shirk

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7 months

@ami_nxh12 @ARW76X_ @currymuncher76 @bxria_ @topgasser1234 I lowkey feel like this every 23rd night I might’ve cracked the code

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@KalaBaandar

6 months

Roti might make it to top 5 most overrated munch to ever exist

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6 months

How do people eat more than one roti, one is more than enough

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7 months

@AspiringSomali Only low iq individuals make every single within the ummah related to nationalism

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4 months

@currymuncher76 Israelis are mouth breathers

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7 months

@Aliakbar971 This u?

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6 months

If they see it today I’ll kiss MBS

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@ami_nxh12 I think skin care is when people have loads of creams and serums and vitamins and expensive stuff

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6 months

@currymuncher76 @Scamzspriv Allahumma barak cutie pie 🥰

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2 months

@currymuncher76 That’s kinda hot

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@mujaddid122 Allahumma barak

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@urfavecadaan @gmammeh @currymuncher76 Don’t make la’n on him

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5 months

@AdeebS22 This is bidah supreme wth is going on 😭😭😭😭

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7 months

@7heavenAhk @currymuncher76 @Notorious_VIII Not everything that was divinely inspired was in the Quran E.g. Hadith Qudsi - they are words of Allah which the ﷺ narrated however not in the Quran When the prophet ﷺ reported a ruling in a Hadith, according to these verses they are from Allah, so must be obeyed

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7 months

@ARW76X_ @ami_nxh12 @currymuncher76 @bxria_ @topgasser1234 No she’s in her bedroom

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6 months

@_mer119 My mum says I look too scary to be a doctor 💀💀💀

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