Kris Foston @KJ_Fooz Twitter profile

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@daliagebrial Your point was ignorant, egregious & facile. The judge clearly gave the most severe punishment he could legally in relation to the graveness of the crime. I’ve a feeling you may think you’re more intelligent than you actually are.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

7 months

Played the role of @ChrisDHWaugh tonight & had the pleasure of sitting next to @GeorgeCaulkin at the toon game. Absolute gent. Watched the pens from the stairs & pegged it to the station on 6 pints. Something not right at present. Laboured in possession & lacking ideas. #NUFC

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@HLTCO General rule of thumb. Photo of a player in your profile pic = Woeful football opinion.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

6 months

It's stuff like this that winds me up. Alex Murphy even at 19 is clearly better than Paul Dummett. Especially at LB. Fed up with us picking carthorses over youth every time. #nufc

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

9 years

John Carver couldn't motivate an alcoholic to have a pint. #nufc

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK One of the first times I've been angered by Rory Stewart. Perhaps if the govt hadn't been acting like a banana republic during the pandemic then perhaps the Covid inquiry wouldn't feel need to have complete oversight.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@MrJohnNicolson @premierleague @CommonsDCMS The pontificating about how inappropriate it would be for Saudi to take over NUFC, when the Raytheon plant in Fife assembles the guided missiles for export to them.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

Real parallels with Saville watching this like. A lot of the comments feel like the classic hiding in plain sight. #Dispatches

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@lazls80 @MENnewsdesk

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@brokenbottleboy Not surprising. They also treated Denise Johnson like shite. Great band, awful people.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@MENnewsdesk It did attract a rougher crowd but fuck me if Ancoats isn’t so far up it’s own arse these days 😂

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@DanielHarris Indeed Daniel. It's not like the game has any current human rights abusers involved in football such as Qatar, UAE & Iran. Or Russian gangsters for that matter. Football sold it's soul long ago. You sanctimonious prat.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

Fuck the BBC & fuck the Tories!

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@IndyFootball @TonyEvans92a A Scouse Socialist writing a FSG propaganda piece for his beloved venture capitalists.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@NadineDorries

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@OSWreview "Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign."

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@GuvnaB @MicahRichards @alanshearer @GaryLineker Rob Lee is the best CM Newcastle have ever had.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@RandallThacker3 @HLTCO 4 of those 11 points from my club😒

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@elroncubs @MichaelBensonn On their way to Salisbury cathedral first.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

There’s only one thing I’m interested in, and that’s booting out bent clubs...

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@chels_ms @GNev2 Chelsea fan..

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@jameelajamil Christ on a bike🤣

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@TheAthleticUK @AdamCrafton_ Absolutely horrifying tbh. If we as a country decided to no longer deal with Saudi from a business perspective then good but you can’t pick and choose what investment between SA & the U.K is acceptable and what investment isn’t.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@gw850 I said the same thing. Neville was writing us off for pretty much all of last season & many others said we'd drop off. Happily go under the radar again, whilst these lot put the expectation on the likes of Villa, Chelsea etc.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@markmcburnie Eni Aluko man. Stealing a living that lass.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Just had some random lass in a bar mouth off that’s she’s been to an anti vax march and then when my mate mentioned my other pal is a doctor. She told him to fuck off. Absolutely creased. Yeah mate. Fuck off saving lives you selfish cunt. 😂

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@MiguelDelaney “Sir, Dua Lipa isn’t performing.” “There’ll be no World Cup then. I’ll tell the children.”

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Wow..

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

This Liverpool & Chelsea transfer stuff is like watching the two biggest wankers at school having a scrap.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@MiguelDelaney @IndyFootball Care to explain legally why it shouldn’t have been allowed? Being the legal eagle you clearly are.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@MsiDouglas The Man U fans I know would drive him up to Newcastle themselves. Speaks volumes to me.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@SkySportsNews People calling him out for being an appalling manager and saying he's a cabbage definitely doesn't constitute a death threat.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@simon_price01

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@GeorgeCaulkin @TheAthleticUK Stop trying to make me feel positive about NUFC. It doesn’t feel right 😂

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@GNev2 Nonsense. Ridiculous like & retweet. You should be ashamed of yourself. Maybe listen to that audio again and think on.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 months

@MiguelDelaney Honestly Miguel. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the football world's mouth.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@HLTCO I'm fascinated by who's in charge of picking pundits and commentators etc because some of the decisions are absolutely baffling.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

@jonathanliew @16joebuck Ahh yes. As opposed to the murderous Abu Dhabi & Qatar lot. Oh and Russian gangsters.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Eddie Howe needs to explain his thinking on his selections. First Darlow and now Clark. It’s almost like fans know what they’re talking about. #NUFC

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@prodnose

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@manc_wanderer @ECancoats @SEVENBRO7HERS @ancoatsplus @ILoveMCR @visit_mcr Like a mini Shoreditch tbh. #nathanbarley

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

Like 70s version of @GeorgeCaulkin & @ChrisDHWaugh podcast

BBC Archive

@BBCArchive

6 years

#OnThisDay 1975: Brian Clough and Lawrie McMenemy joined sports writers John Gibson and Doug Weatherall to debate the eternal question; is the North East really a hotbed of football?

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

10 years

Alan Pardew has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. #Appalling #sackpardew

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@liamgallagher That Trippier freekick hit the back of the net harder than the dig that twatted Noel's eye in Newcastle in 94.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

7 months

@ChrisDHWaugh @GeorgeCaulkin I did consider broaching the double pivot but decided against it when I realised how tall he was.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

11 years

"These are northern cities - dinner's at 12 o'clock, tea's at 5, no messing around. They want identity, they want soul." #GaryNeville

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Don't be a nonce. Vote Labour...

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

7 years

Most outrageous purple patch i've ever witnessed

Premier League

@premierleague

7 years

1️⃣3️⃣ goals in his first 1️⃣2️⃣ #PL matches 💥 @CissePapiss got off to an electric start for @NUFC … #PLMoment

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@RichardEKnowles @gerardkcohen @timmytwits Ha, decent. I’ve dropped you a connection on LinkedIn. Happy to send you some info and see what you think Richard.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@elroncubs @DollyParton “Philosopher”

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

6 months

@MrStephenHowson I wouldn’t start talking about intelligence when you come out with classic comments like Ed Woodward's reign was worse for Man U than the Munich disaster. You classless whopper. Get back to spouting nonsense with your divvy mate Ferdinand.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

Not the first time someone has been robbed in Liverpool #nufc

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Steve Bruce: So that’s it after 3 seasons. So long and good luck? Amanda Staveley: I don’t recall saying good luck..

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@KCMANC Amazing. He's been alright with me so what's the problem? He's being rightly called out for doing over Martin Duffy. What they did was disgusting and he's got form as he screwed over Denise Johnson. A fellow Mancunian of yours. Some Socialist you like😂

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Absolutely bang on.

Sadiq Khan

@SadiqKhan

5 years

The causes of violent crime are complex. But this teacher is right - cuts have consequences. If we want to tackle violent crime in our city - the Government need to give our schools, police and public services the funding they desperately need. #BBCQT

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Kris Foston

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2 years

@gerardkcohen @RichardEKnowles If @timmytwits & @RichardEKnowles would ever consider an opportunity in Amsterdam then I’d happily speak with them about a role with us at 👌🏼

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

Anyone disappointed that they didn't do the Tier announcement like the FA cup 3rd round draw?

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@sjmay92 Watched this for the 3rd time recently and finally appreciated the slow burn genius of it.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

Old school house for NYE. #DetroitviaManchester

StreamGM

@StreamGm

4 years

RT! Happy New Year! An all-day musical marathon of world-class live acts raising money for great causes. The stream is entirely free to watch but please donate what you can here #UnitedWeStreamGM #haciendanye #onegm

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

1 year

@asaintmaximin @nufcfoodbank @NUFC @NCLFoodbank @worflags @MagpieGroupNUFC @LondonMagpies @ChronicleNUFC @SkySports_Keith @ChrisDHWaugh @SFoodbanks

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

This is where it starts. Brexit is the biggest scam of the 21st century and the working class are running into the fire. Beggars belief..

Channel 4 Dispatches

@C4Dispatches

5 years

THREAD: 1/10 Dispatches has found that secret meetings have taken place between senior civil servants and representatives of US pharmaceutical firms where the price the NHS pays for its drugs has been discussed.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

4 years

This is America.. 😡

T. Greg Doucette

@greg_doucette

4 years

Different angle on 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ out of Indianapolis From this view you can see the cop grope the woman he's restraining, that's why she breaks away Then of course a half dozen cops beat her for not wanting to be groped Lawlessness

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Exactly this!

Dracu-LINA🧛‍♀️ • لينا

@agirlcalledlina

5 years

Take 1 minute 42 seconds out of your day, to be served the harshest, yet most honest dose of reality on the current situation

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

7 months

@calwinnit @elroncubs @GeorgeCaulkin @seanferrier Absolutely slanderous this.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@MiguelDelaney A state owning a club doesn’t breach the rules. They were looking to tie the Saudi state to PIF in order to block the takeover due to piracy. Now that’s sorted, there’s no issue. Still not sure if you’re actually dense or you’re just trolling

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

8 years

@SportsJOE_UK @Dan_Milne @JimmyHarra @RichardJones43 @obiwankenoble

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Beautiful 😂

Sachin Nakrani

@SachinNakrani

3 years

*chef’s kiss*

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

6 months

100% this. Absolutely spot on assessment of why this country is and will continue to be wrecked going forward.

Farrukh

@implausibleblog

6 months

Must watch speech by @GreenJennyJones on the state of our economy and society 👏 If you watch one thing today, make it this ⬇️ "I think we are in a terrible mess in this country. And this budget, actually, it doesn't do anything for it "And it's not really even a debate at

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Kris Foston

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1 year

@HITCSevens What a facile comment. We had 14 years of chronic under investment. Hence why we're lumbered with lots of poor players that we can't sell for any meaningful fee. So, of course we've got to spend money to try and compete with the top tier of the sport.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@manxpie86 The bald pervert doing his best poundshop Ferguson again.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

I’ve stopped caring now. If you don’t shift I’ll move you myself. Man, woman or child 😂

VeryBritishProblems

@SoVeryBritish

3 years

“No no, you three people keep walking side by side along the pavement, I’ll just step into traffic, don’t mind me!”

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Kris Foston

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3 years

@rioferdy5 I mean tbf. Don't antagonise an entire region/fanbase with absolute nonsense and then whinge when you're getting pelters back.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@gdiddlydog The finger clicking got me like..

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

11 months

@elroncubs @Andrew171001 An ex copper having a misguided idea of their own self importance does check out tbf.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@PoorFlyingMan @RaverOldskool @JonathanPieNews Looking at his timeline. I don’t see it happening.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

11 years

Got the old, 5 pint hangover. #CloudyHead

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

9 years

@thefaultytowers What a fantastic night. So many highlights.Basil and Manuel were brilliant. Though @SuzannaHughes "Durham accent" was canny

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

@elroncubs She wouldn't fucking dare..

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@danielstorey85 @ngedra No Joelinton, no World Cup win.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

11 years

Society of Black Lawyers chairman Peter Herbert added: ‘Look at me, look at me. I'm a media hungry t*** who is desperate to be in the news.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Get vaccinated.

LBC

@LBC

3 years

'You could see terror and regret in her eyes as we wheeled her down the corridor into intensive care.' A doctor tells a harrowing tale of a 27-year-old patient with Covid who was unvaccinated and 29 weeks pregnant. @mrjamesob

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Kris Foston

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10 months

@jonathanliew You're such a weird guy.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

@AccidentalP

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

7 years

On my way back to the Toon for @Patrick_Topping & @Hayleycallighan nuptials. #2017TheYearoftheWedding

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

@elroncubs It's a national fucking embarrassment.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Gan on lad.

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

5 years

"There are not enough doctors, there are not enough nurses. The NHS is being destroyed, and now you come here for a press opportunity" The father of a sick child confronts Boris Johnson on a visit to a London hospital

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

10 years

On a date with an Eastern European lass. #InternationalFoozette

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

5 years

Rafa: ‘Sean Longstaff, Matt Longstaff, Dummett, Carroll...what does that say to you about local Academy products?’ Ashley: ‘There’s too many of them?’ Rafa: ‘That’s one way of looking at it...’

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

6 years

@elroncubs @MsiDouglas @seanlongstaff97 NE29 skills

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

2 years

Le Shark is only the brand Lacoste could’ve been.

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

@fos12 Was going to nip out for some lunch. Might swerve it now😂

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Kris Foston

@KJ_Fooz

3 years

Couldn’t recommend this doc enough. Fuck the media, fuck David Stern & fuck the Detroit Pistons fans.

Netflix

@netflix

3 years

It’s been called "the most infamous brawl in NBA history” — the Indiana Pacers vs. the Detroit Pistons vs...THE FANS. Using never-before-seen footage, hear from the people who were there that night in Untold: Malice at the Palace — premiering August 10.