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@Jxkey8

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send me three white butterflies . because im majorly delulu

Manchester, England
Joined December 2011
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1 month
Finally purchased boxer shorts and my d*ck is so happy with the new home. Look at him go 😭
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5 years
@keIseygreer This is her when her manager shows her the tiktok
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When I encourage my friend to shoot their shot and they get left on read
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1 month
-Sigh- private browser, pants down and sleep
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1 month
About to have a 12 hour ‘nap’ x
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21 days
I’ve spent 90% of today being hard idk why
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2 months Grindr free I should’ve deleted it years ago
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3 months
Thinking about how my ex would lay in bed (sometimes under the sheets) with shoes on… grateful he cheated and it ended ❤️
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2 months
Feeling confident recently 🙂‍↕️
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20 days
I took a nude in a ski mask I am so h*rny this week lmao
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6 years
Every hole is a goal I stan
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6 years
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5 years
Me as a child being caught looking at the men’s underwear packaging
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper love a queen that blows my phone up
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4 months
Gym at 4am btw
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7 months
Idk skins kinda glowing recently 🤍
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@Jxkey8
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6 years
When people ask why I love cupcakke, this is god damn why!!
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@Jxkey8
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3 months
Do knees usually have faces bc mine look pissed off
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@Jxkey8
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5 years
I just kissed @SophieASlut spunky spunky lips
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5 years
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9 days
That might be me
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9 days
No need to guess the colour of my underwear
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2 months
The fact I did Saturdays shift, blacked out, woke up at 18:30 got to work at 18:53 and did 10 hours and then asked if I’m having a ‘good pride’ by everyone I see. No janice, I’m not x
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4 months
Bad decisions are that way ig
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@Jxkey8
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19 days
I’ve been home with my family for one day and I’ve been asked 5 times if I have a boyfriend yet
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper I can’t with you hackers
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@Jxkey8
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30 days
Past 24 hours has been wild on twitter/x wait til you find out how desperate I am for a cuddle
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@Jxkey8
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1 month
Finish him
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Interesting As Fuck
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These feel like executions
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21 days
Because I needed a hug today and my bath failed me. I need a cuddle
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Sis 1234 did not work huh
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@Jxkey8
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2 months
And if I told you this was possibly the best 14 hours of this year?!
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@Jxkey8
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9 months
I work in a&e as of Wednesday 💙
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1 month
Making out in the shower is top tier make out places
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@Jxkey8
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Day 1 without sex
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@Jxkey8
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4 months
It makes me so happy inside when people recognise my physical change from going to the gym 🥺 only downside is I’ve converted to big spoon which doesn’t feel right, mentally
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4 months
This is hot
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5 months
Cost of living means I gotta make some cuts
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@Jxkey8
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11 months
Can’t believe the suggestion is to share my nude
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@Jxkey8
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6 months
Night nerds
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@Jxkey8
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1 month
Love how my twitter is a diary of how chronically single I am
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@Jxkey8
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Old password: 123 new password: 1234 IT REALLY BE LIKE THAT HUH
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23 days
Stop trying to sell me s*x toys in my dms - I have enough for a family of 5
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@Jxkey8
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7 months
I fear I’ve been lifting too much stock at work
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25 days
I’m going to stand in my balcony and watch all the gays go filthy tonight
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Queen of neck pain. Back pain is cancelled
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8 months
F A T
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5 years
Vogue are shaaaaaaking
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1 month
Departed from hookup culture and haven’t taken a nude in a while the world is healing
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6 months
Nothing is
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@vadershaunted
cata spider hayden truther
7 months
Boys what’s stopping you to dress up like this ??
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@Jxkey8
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2 years
Purrrr
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If you're scrolling, post a mirror selfie
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20 days
My birthday is on the 8th btw in case anyone was wondering.
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1 month
Thanks for 2 million followers 🫶🏼
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1 month
Can’t wait to have a night in and cook tonight 🙂‍↕️
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@Jxkey8
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14 days
My first sickie at work, I’m down bad I feel a fever coming 🙂‍↕️
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2 months
I want a boyfriend
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3 million 💀
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Thanks for 2 million followers 🫶🏼
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2 months
Me in the back of this Uber
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1 year
Yeeehaw I love big dicks xxx
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19 days
His WiFi must be down because I’ve not had a single message today
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2 months
Someone’s just filled me in what I got up to and I hate it here
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2 months
Connected to Jake’s BratPods
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1 month
Bad news, I did not secure the cuddle tonight
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@Jxkey8
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4 years
Her conservatorship
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who told britney spears blonde hair suits her better
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2 months
Finally viewing a flat on Monday I’ve always wanted to move into! I’m actually going to be happy! 😭🤞🏼
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6 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Me working out how I got more than 1 like
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4 months
Cba I made out out with everyone last night
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1 month
Hate that people say to me in person all I tweet about is needing a cuddle, well yes, that’s literally all I need 🤧
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I can do that
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone
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2 months
Really happy with the progress I’ve made these last couple months regarding who has access to me. Happier for it
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2 months
I’m so bored of cuddling my pillow and dreaming about this TWINK
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8 months
Awww fags
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Steameh
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2 months
Pride has fucked me up because I haven’t left my bed in 2 days
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9 months
I’m going to bury myself alive
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6 years
@chrissyteigen Christine teigen. AKA Chrissy ‘FBI’ Teigen
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10 days
Never moving into a big flat again, it took too long to deep clean.
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I need someone to be obsessed with me
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“Let the games begin” and its just Manchester pride
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Wish i had a better social life
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10 months
Wagamamas toilets x
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1 year
The only time I get to truly nerd out #MCMComicCon
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2 months
Balls are shaved hello hi
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@Jxkey8
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10 years
"Why do you even breathe, ew" http://t.co/Jj6oU3BWH7
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9 months
New phone New Snapchat new n*des
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