#SeniorSwifties
|| tenure for life at the Tortured Poets Department || Taylor live x12.5 || TNx2 FLAVOR FLAV x1 || lawtwitter and board games sometimes
hi fellow male Swifties! looks like a lot of you could use some helpful tips on how to act, so maybe another guy can get through to you - a mini thread:
leave the young girls alone! donโt DM them! definitely donโt add them on Snapchat! donโt talk about your dick to ANYONE!
While we are still on the topic of unsafe men who have joined our community we really need to discuss Kevin aka Taylorswifthockeybro on YouTube
I know a lot of people love his streams and appreciate the time he spends bringing each eras tour to all of us - but Iโm choosing to
@hannnahmmarie
@legallyypink
sure looks like a way for rich kids to get one of the most prestigious courts in the country on their resume in a way totally inaccessible to those of us who were not born into money
@emkelley_
was this rly not intentional? we stopped by and the ledges all had chalk. we took a pic in front of it and loved it as a creative take on street art with a Swiftie tilt!!
@jenny2x4
i also rly liked โasked my stupid husband to buy celery and he brought this backโ and it was celery and the OP didnโt know what celery looked like
@mymelancholiaah
agree, but the constant shitposting about Taylor and โlol my friendโs 10 year old grew out of Taylor Swift, what a good girlโ is just the same tired refrain of misogynist art bro music snobbery
@satoraurgojo
@JakariyaMahmud8
โlet me tell everyone how much i hate Taylor Swift and how shitty and petty she is and Swifties are all trash and the worst fansโ
โโฆoh my god can you believe how awful Swifties are???? they responded to my continuous insults and werenโt nice. worst fanbase istgโ
@alissamaynot
@legallyypink
lmao a chain restaurant tried to make all the bussers go through the giant disgusting trash bags at the end of service by hand looking for spoons. we all informed them they would have no one to bus until they replaced us
@MoiraDonegan
it IS hard! the punchline wasnโt something negative about gay people (usually), the punchline was simply that this person is actually gay, and thatโs funny, because being gay is bad!
@shaydeofgold
B- 1L year, C+ 2L year. ten year biglaw vet. it isnโt life ruining! (the bar isnโt anything but another stupid step after what you accomplished, enjoy yr sangria!)
@imyourdaisyyy01
@TiredTravelor
tbh one of the great things about being a
#SeniorSwiftie
is not caring what children think about me. oh no you think i am weird and pathetic for being super into Taylor and in my 30s? iโll console myself with my next two Eras shows, think iโll be fine actually ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
@420AttyChicago
someone sprinted to the restroom (Javits Center so it is MASSIVE) and then they returned, walking somberly and defeated back to their seat, front of their pants SOAKED
hello
#SeniorSwifties
pls drop some Taylor merch or pics or videos that your ancient self with a boring job could afford due to your advanced age! this is one moment my soul left my body!
hi
#SeniorSwifties
!
- 36, DC, lawyer, dude
- my wife and i wrote our own wedding vows in secret, both contained Taylor lyrics
- Taylor looked directly at us twice when we were front row for Seattle n2
- the outfits in our pfp were not coordinated
@TisTheDamnPhD
uh yes imagine thinking that itโs somehow shocking tickets are north of $700 to be a few rows from the stage of the biggest pop star in the world
y'all know i don't get activist On Here very often.
#lawtwitter
if any of y'all know anything about clemency in IL or can help in any way, even just a signal boost -- Hannah is a trans woman who has spent the last 13 years in a men's prison in Illinois (1/)
once again sitting at a dc bar not getting my check (or even able to ask for it) after 15 mins. pls just let everyone order and pay via QR code. i will tip the same. i just could have been home already.
@emkelley_
aw iโm sry to hear that. wonder went through the head of the first person to bring chalk from the blank board to that one ๐. rest assured so many Swifties loved it!! we came through at 11pm and saw others taking selfies etc โค๏ธโค๏ธ weโll probably go back tmr โค๏ธโค๏ธ
@KhloGlows
@liamsevenaugust
if you have five signed cds and were invited to the home of one of the most popular artists IN THE WORLD to listen to unreleased music, pretty sure a โfuck youโ is never warranted, certainly not over a fucking CD.
@AKBrews
C+ in a seminar (60% participation). prof mentioned my BlackBerry use (didnโt own one) and apology to him after class (wasnโt me) and then continued inattention. literally he confused me with someone else in the class. pointed it out, he said heโs sure thereโs a reason anyway.
@laraeparker
@DC_Romo
my favorite part about twitter is when a woman posts a cringe thing about a man mansplaining and a reply guy shows up to mansplain that it wasnโt really mansplaining
@argentsurf3r
@JackBarnett101
@Scandalous
i have checked into hotels at 3am and out of hotels at 4pm. Airbnb hosts are the ones who have pushed noon to 11am and then 10am in some cases with no flexibility.
in a sea of angry brads and chads, some dads have left the fog of misogyny and realize how cool it is that they can bond with their daughters over football
This is why
@taylorswift13
is great for the
@NFL
I can now enjoy a football game without my daughter asking me to change the channel! Iโm a swifty forever!!! Love that my girl has someone like her to look up to!
#NFL
#TaylorSwift
@tayslabyr1nth
i fear cataloging all the stupid children who use this as an opportunity to make a ghoulish joke their underdeveloped brains canโt even comprehend the gravity of will take you the rest of your life. these morons are doing it for Twitter clout. trash takes itself out every time.
@DietCoke_Esq
@thejenlife
oh god i forgot the guy who said the $1(!!) grilled cheese in the little coffee shop at the law school was โtoo expensiveโ and would make his own tuna salad in a tiny little room and sometimes ask if the employees would make him a tuna melt with his BYOTuna
something deeply disappointing about dudes invoking Taylorโs name to trade on her clout. bitterly insulting the performer who sold out the bigger venue across town that day is such a bad look.
the chance of Hannah's recidivism is shockingly low. her family (including her brother) supports her 100%.
@LizMazur1
, a civil rights attorney in Illinois, is advocating for
@GovPritzker
to show mercy and grant Hannah clemency.
@counterchekist
@dark_wisdom_
people are underestimating how big of a deal this is. the crime/fraud exception means the judge thinks the lawyer was in on it wholesale
@DietCoke_Esq
@thejenlife
nothing compared to most of the replies. guy who was clearly embarrassed he was at our LS and wore his Ivy UG shirts/hats all the time. guy who would interrupt profs to offer his own commentary daily, once said he found the reasoning in the case a โperverse draconian throwbackโ
๐จ hi
#ZurichTSTheErasTour
n1 - if the girl who got a video of BDILH and our whole group singing and AirDropped it to me after the show is on here (Claire?) tysm it is so perfect ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ