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“Wait til I get my money right then you can’t tell me nothing right” IG: @Juju2cold | University of S. Alabama Alumni 👨🏾‍🎓 | 601 MADE

Dallas, TX 📍
Joined April 2011
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@Juju2Cold
Uncle Ju
3 years
Just a boy from Mississippi seeing the world 🌎
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4 years
Yo people talking about Kanye really made me think about what Dave Chappell said years ago. JUST LISTEN to what he says at the end ❗️
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5 years
Being single and not really having people show interest in you hits your self esteem differently.
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5 years
When you get the “You up” text from the right person 🥴😏
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2 years
Women just imagine…it’s your birthday and your man ain’t gave you a gift all day then he says he got a surprise for you. He walk out in some new underwear trying to fuck…what you just read is what women do to men all the time.
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6 years
“It’s $20 at the door” Me: “TWENTYYYYYYYYY????”
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4 years
Me mugging niggas in the party because I know I got that “Chronicles of Narnia” on me.
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6 years
“Thot” and “refused sex” don’t even go together.
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5 years
Everyone is ugly to someone. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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6 years
Last year it was unsafe sex with random people being thrown on social media. This year WWE Smackdown/ Monday night RAW
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4 years
@realkashy_t I’m trying to figure out how he popped the hood on his hairline like that.
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7 years
Update: Jesus needs to take the wheel in all my classes 😭
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7 years
All As this semester. I need it
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3 years
@Glock_Topickz DaBaby PR team
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3 years
@KarlousM Man’s instantly decided to text a new girl right there 😂😂😂😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
10 times out of 10 I’m gone look ugly on FaceTime.
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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2 years
Y’all mad at Druski for calling out/showing the behavior of most niggas that’s predators
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So here‘s the Druski video everyone's talking about.
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@YPMarylandandDC Raw Hennessy on chicken and fries 🤨
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4 years
@_doriiii While I didn’t wanna look it definitely sounds better than Saweetie
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5 years
@RapAllStars 😂😂😂
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@YooSideNigga This a whole meme
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Uncle Ju
5 years
“You heard that new NoCap?”
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New England Patriots
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Meanwhile in Mobile.
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@_Saint_Anthony_ The fact that people actually believe you have to live on your own to truly know financial responsibility and the “struggle” is crazy. Y’all dumb af to think that a person is spoiled for wanting to do so. Most of y’all don’t have 300 In savings but criticize a person like this.
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Uncle Ju
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In honor of black history month I wanna give a big S/o to my Mom. At age 23 she became the first black librarian in Hattiesburg, MS. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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4 years
Bruh a #2 pencil could run for senator in Alabama. If that mf republican they gone vote for it.
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Uncle Ju
3 years
It’s 2021…that old fashioned parenting gotta end one day. I promise communicating and actually giving your children a voice or choice on some things isn’t going to make them look at you as a weak parent or a person that they can “run over”.
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5 years
When I say these pants can give ANY girl an ass.
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6 years
I know not to go to Cullman 🤷🏾‍♂️
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evil eye jdot 🪬
6 years
How Alabama are you?
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Uncle Ju
5 years
@JermellPatrick Y’all act like fans of youngboy actually like youngboy himself. Being a fan of someone’s music and being a fan of someone’s character is two different things. People like him for his music and some like him for him.
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Uncle Ju
7 years
Greek females right after they cross 😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Girls sex drive be high af and weird af. Like they be perfectly calm all day then boom at 1:42am they want 4 quick rounds of dick 😭😭😭
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Uncle Ju
5 years
I promise about 95% of the girls I wanted in high school I wouldn’t touch with a 20 foot pole now...
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Uncle Ju
3 years
I find it so wild and absurd that the U.S. Government can send thousands of troops to a foreign land to save people by AIRCRAFT! But can’t help homeless and less fortunate individuals evacuate or even find safe shelter in midsts of a hurricane. Truly absurd
@NBCNews
NBC News
3 years
62-year-old Greg King, a homeless man, sits outside his tent under an expressway in New Orleans ahead of Cat 4 Hurricane Ida. 📷 Marco Bello / Reuters Latest:
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Uncle Ju
6 years
Y’all ever heard of a strap???
@notageminimoon
David ☽
6 years
Y’all ever heard of mega bats???
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4 years
What’s y’all white body count 😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
You can run, jump, skip, hop, flip, scoot, crawl, roll, whatever you wanna do into my DMs. My shit be open 24/7 like Waffle House
@Polacronix_
POLACRONIX
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Sco pa tu manaa
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@RapAllStars @torylanez Me drunk af at every function
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Also I’m seeing some of the replies to this tweet and I wanna say that we’re all human and all of us look for some type of connection with another being. You can be completely happy with yourself and have everything you want but if you struggle to connect with ppl you will feel
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Uncle Ju
5 years
1978...41 years ago. These same folks still around and still working jobs in this society.
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Khalil Underwood
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1978 in Queens....Racism must of been so scary & heartbreaking for these kids 😕
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Y'all know South ain't gone cancel class til the tornado is actually in the student center..standing in line at Chick-Fil-A..getting nuggets
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3 years
Where this nigga get pumpkins at the club???
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4 years
@LynClark_5 Me washing the flames and ash off her face 🤣
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6 years
South Alabama: “class isn’t cancelled” Me tomorrow: “this some bullsh....gawddamn!”
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Uncle Ju
3 years
How it started. Vs. How it’s ending.
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Uncle Ju
3 years
Who this nigga is? Franklin Saint 😂🤣
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Uncle Ju
6 years
Whew chile you gotta climb Mt.Everest to go to bed at night. I pray y’all never come back to the dorm drunk or high 😭😭😭
@amourbee_
BeeStylez 💰
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All Moved In!!! #GoJags #USA22 ft. my roomie @ejenae1031 ❤️💙🐾
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2 years
I know dude got back in the car looking at his wife like this
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4 years
@jalapenofresco Bro niggas don’t listen to Meg especially hood niggas.
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Uncle Ju
5 years
So I played in like 2 intramural basketball games one day and tried to have sex after...caught a Charlie horse in my hamstring while giving back shots. I literally pulled out rolled off the bed hit the floor in tears. I’m just rolling on the floor butt ass naked in so much pain.
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ᴶᵃʸ 🕊
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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3 years
A baecation will be taken in 2022. It’s gonna happen. I’m claiming it.
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Uncle Ju
3 years
@MScottPoet1911 @mrwarrenwillis_ @espnW @LiveKellyRyan She literally said herself that spelling is just a side thing but basketball is what she really loves and wants to pursue. If that’s what she loves why not let her show her talents to the world.
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Uncle Ju
7 years
Doe B finally getting justice 4 years later. Today is just a great day in Alabama
@jennwbrc
Jenn Horton
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BREAKING: non-election news, Darius Thomas pleaded guilty to 3 counts of murder in 2013 Centennial Hill Bar & Grill (Rose Supper Club) shootout, claimed life of rapper Doe B, Kimberle Johnson, Timnaruous Hamilton, sentencing in Jan @wsfa12news
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Uncle Ju
4 years
I got older and realized that niggas make up terms like thot, hoe, train, etc. etc. just to discourage women from doing wtf we do daily.
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Uncle Ju
5 years
My grandma had family and friends that were hanged and beaten. When he got inaugurated in 2009 it was the best thing ever looking at my grandma face. She said she never thought she’d live to see that day. Obama really did THAT!
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5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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Uncle Ju
6 years
Damn bruh here y’all go. #HowHardDidPuberityHitYou
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Uncle Ju
5 years
@RapAllStars This was the funniest shit right here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Uncle Ju
5 months
@GloTheofficial People in the comments saying she can’t nobody man…do yall know niggas 😂😂😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Mobile be doing the most man 😂😂😂
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Uncle Ju
2 years
It’s crazy that I’ve heard more about Kyrie from ESPN than I’ve heard about Brett Farve stealing millions from the the poorest people in America.
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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The Nets have suspended Kyrie Irving.
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Uncle Ju
5 years
“It’s $10 at the door for ladies.”
@RenniRucci
Metric Ton✨🦋🦄
5 years
caption this...
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2 years
When I really think about it…Kodak Black is responsible for a lot of shit
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Nobody: Me in the car playing Summer Walker: “SO WANT YOU SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME IF YOU CLAIM YOU WANT ME IT AINT NO THANG!”
@sydney_talker
SYDNEY WILLS
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Bomboclaat
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Being a broke nigga is cool if you’re working towards a bigger goal of not being broke one day. Social media and today’s women will make you feel inadequate for being broke even if you are accomplishing shit.
@Pengpappi_xo
Halal Akhi 
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Sco pa tu ma naa 😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Y’all I can’t say enough about my brother form another mother. You’ve been a great teammate, friend, classmate, roommate, and everything to me since 2011. We about to separate bro but I’m always one call away. Congratulations on graduating “twitterless Kurt” 😢
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Real things happen when real people around you. 💯✊🏾
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Uncle Ju
5 years
We all knew but it hurts to actually know now 🙏🏾
@WBRC6Hardison
Jonathan Hardison
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BREAKING: Lee County District Atty confirms searchers have found remains they believe are those of missing Homewood native Aniah Blanchard
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Uncle Ju
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If we in a relationship and we live together...we fuckin every night most likely.
@naudiad_
NAUDIA
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Sco Pa Tu Manaa:
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Uncle Ju
5 years
I’ve become more open to it because it’s hard to find people that’s 21 and older with no kids these days 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Uncle Ju
4 years
@Robfrfr This man was minding his business and became the poster child for broke niggas 😂😂😂
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Yeah he definitely fucked and left her on read 😂
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Uncle Ju
3 years
Me listening to someone tell me some false information that I already know the answer too
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ImKindOfTrash
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Uncle Ju
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I swear people are competing with thes graduation stories. 😂😂😂 “Homeless at age 15. Shot 9 times like 50 cent. Dad abandoned me. Was told several times I wouldn’t be shit but this December I’m graduating with a 3.5 gpa 📝🎓”
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Uncle Ju
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@causeshescozy Niggas be like “awww pussy. Baby you shouldn’t have. “
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Uncle Ju
5 years
I really wanna see this man try that shit with a black woman 😂
@Asfand781
Asfand 🎒
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@MScottPoet1911 @mrwarrenwillis_ @espnW @LiveKellyRyan Can’t say that fr tho she had 3 world records dribbling before the spelling bee win and no one knew who she was. She won the spelling bee and everyone knows her now. Her intelligence is literally what brought her the fame.
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3 years
Mom finally retired yesterday after a long career. From making history to now just chillin at the house. She definitely earned it 😭🥲
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Uncle Ju
8 years
In honor of black history month I wanna give a big S/o to my Mom. At age 23 she became the first black librarian in Hattiesburg, MS. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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Uncle Ju
4 years
Report this nigga immediately
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Choke her against a wall and say “stop fucking playing with me”
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Fellas we gotta start taking girls on dates. This laying up coming over to chill shit cool but we in a new age now. And if you ain’t got the money for a date then you shouldn’t even be trying to talk to a girl. You got bigger problems my brother.
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Life long brothers. Just hope you there for me on my day 😭
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Uncle Ju
4 years
Niggas really paying $1000 to $1500 for a PS5 when they could just wait til January and get it for $500.
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Uncle Ju
5 years
The MD doesn’t stand for Mad Dog and I was so disappointed when I found out. BUT IM STILL GONE CALL IT MAD DOG 😂
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Uncle Ju
7 years
Just realized this nigga @KeyGLOCK said "I cock and shoot like McGrady" get it? Eye cock and shoot like Mcgrady!
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Uncle Ju
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Wait peep this man tattoos...FUCK NO BABYYYYYY
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"Brush yo hair nigga!" "Grow yours bitch!"
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Idgaf...rich people shouldn’t be depressed bruh
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Uncle Ju
5 years
So we gone act like Kendrick didn’t come on this song and say “you eyeing me like a nigga don’t exist. Girl I know you want dis dick.” 🧐
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Uncle Ju
4 years
Seeing this live in action was so crazy...for those that don’t know this building was a market place where slaves were sold off and ripped away from families. It’s stood in downtown Fayetteville for nearly 200 years.
@AkilahDavisTV
Akilah Davis
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The Market House in downtown Fayetteville is on fire. Protestors have shattered the windows and are chanting,”Black Lives Matter.”
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5 years
Good morning to everyone who didn’t have sex last night
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5 years
Some type of way. Just my opinion. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
Going out for college night on Thursday then going to your 8am on Friday
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Uncle Ju
5 years
Stand up in it and aim downward. That’s where the spot at for you niggas that don’t know
@prospero103
Sexorm 🛸🇬🇭
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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4 years
Tf you mean like he owns it. Shit if he out there then it is his road.
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Uncle Ju
4 years
“BITCH I SAID MEET ME AT THE ALTER IN YOUR WHITE DRESS”
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Uncle Ju
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You got grits from Burger King......and thought it was gone be good....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Uncle Ju
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Von had the whole country hating niggas from 63rd 😭
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Uncle Ju
3 years
Y’all gotta stop using this man as a meme………
@jhala_c
Jhala Thee Writer ♛
3 years
Cause if you think Bama came in here to play around witchall…
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