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PRO TIP: If you ever wanna get a shortcut for a stupid fucking barbie cosplay, go and argue with a twelve-year-old on this stupid app that inevitably places a little nuke that blows me UP!!!!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!!!!!!I WASNT THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think we should erase every single deity.
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After pouring my heart and soul into this sandwich — I shall go and deliver to Zuka personally. I would like to see him enjoy my creation that I carefully produced for him!
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Wow, only an hour on here and all of you are pissing me the fuck off! Sometimes I feel like the sun is melting everyone’s brains, turning them into putrid mush, dissolving all morals. Most of you here act like rats on drugs, in the most derogatory, repulsive way possible.
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Sometimes I wonder if me and Zuka took a shit at the same time.
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I do not know how it is so easy to gain attention on this app! — I posted one singular photo and suddenly everyone is all over me, in mostly negative ways too. What is so wrong about expressing my love for Zuka?
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I have just discovered ‘emoticons’ ^_^. Is that what you call them?
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What is the simplest and least painful way to put a GPS tracker into someones neck?
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Inactivity happened— if any of you care— because of the fact that I bit my phone too hard when I was upset. Screen shattered and wouldn’t turn on. But the camera was broken so I suppose it was time for a change anyway.
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Not sure what the fuck the nuke means by ‘present’ but I guess I’ll go and check it out in the meantime.
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None of you are fucking helpful. Clueless and stupid, the sun really does melt everyone’s brains.
What is the simplest and least painful way to put a GPS tracker into someones neck?
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@SUBSPACECOOL FUCK NO!!!!!!ZUKA WANTED ME HERE!!!!!!!!!Don’t you think he’s such an angel for taking care of me after you RUDELY detonated me? Very unlike you! Learn from your father you explosive twat
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@SUBSPACECOOL If you’re so concerned about your father I think the least you could’ve done is not drive his truck around while dangerously swerving it, making him worry and almost give him a panic attack, you odoriferous, decomposing segdácious fucknut
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@TruckStalling Oh dear!!!!Hello my love!!! I thoroughly appreciate for you taking care of me when i was injured, the bed and room are very comfortable!!! There’s no need to worry about me sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m not spending more money on a stupid phone — maybe I should just go and buy some cheap camera.
Somehow I fucked up my phones camera, so every photo I take is extremely blurry. Which is disappointing for me, because now I’m unable to take any more photos of Zuka. Woe is me.
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@SUBSPACECOOL You were swerving around that truck like it was a carousel ride except the speed was put up 300%. I saw it with my own eyes, I know how it happened, you should be lucky my dear Zuka didn’t let his truck crash because of a ill-headed zadaranid like you
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@TruckStalling YES MY LOVE!!!!!IS THERE ANY SPECIFIC WAY YOU WANT IT!!!DO YOU WANT TAKE OUT OR HOMEMADE!!!!DO YOU WANT SNACKS TOO!!!!A DRINK!!!!MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!
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@TruckStalling ABSOLUTELY FOR YOU MY SWEETHEART!!!!!ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!I’LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!TELL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTH8NG ELSE!!!!!ALL WILL BE DONE FOR YOU!!
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@TruckStalling I am so excited to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Somehow I fucked up my phones camera, so every photo I take is extremely blurry. Which is disappointing for me, because now I’m unable to take any more photos of Zuka. Woe is me.
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@TruckStalling Well! I am not against seeing you..! Please come whenever you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stay safe my love!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@TruckStalling oh my sweet. I hope you shall recover soon, I am so proud of you for being able to go through physical therapy..! I am sure it will become easier and easier as the time passes! Do you need me to deliver you anything! Perhaps!! Anything!!!! Anything ever!!!!!
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@SUBSPACECOOL The 12-year-old miniature nuke learned a BIG word today! You’re putting on your big boy pants so fast! Get out of my fucking face you abhorant zapazoid
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@TruckStalling oh dear hello my sweetheart. How are you doing on this lovely day. I haven’t seen you in so long.
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@snaptwigz I’m gonna fucking snap your neck like a twig that’s what.
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@coolboypg3d Not important
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@SUBSPACECOOL I’M HONESTLY GLAD HE ISN’T YOUR DAD! I’D FEEL BAD IF HE HAD /YOU/ AS A SON!
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@TruckStalling There’s no need to worry My love! I shall bring you any sort of snack or filling meal you want!!!!anything!!!! Just give me a call!!!or message!!!doesn’t need to be too long or pleading!!!!anything any time for you zuka!!!!!!!!☺️☺️
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If you’re gonna comment, reply with something useful!!!!!
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@TruckStalling I am very pleased to here that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Would you mind if I stopped by!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@SUBSPACECOOL And? I don’t think a miniature nuke should have any sort of business at this age! The most ’business’ you should be having is running a lemonade stand and capitalising on adults that pity you.
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@TruckStalling Felt like this was necessary to say on this specific post. Thats not important!!!!How have You been doing my sweetheart!!!!
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@TruckStalling I’m single
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo Do /not/ go and try to insult me with those radioactive teeth, especially! I thought for a silly deity they’d be able to at least keep up with hygiene, considering you literally do nothing all day.
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@SUBSPACECOOL What? A gift? How….pleasant of you….
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@SUBSPACECOOL @antisocialbuggg You don’t run the house, ZUKA does!
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@antisocialbuggg @SUBSPACECOOL I do not CARE for the age of a demon, if they are in my face and business I have the FULL RIGHT to be as harsh I can be!
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@TruckStalling I didn’t ask.
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@SUBSPACECOOL Don’t feel like it!
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@SUBSPACECOOL If that happened to YOU I wouldn’t even giggle a little bit, even as something as great as your death, for a repulsive tween like you, a silly little nuke child doesn’t deserve any form of attention, even if it’s negative.
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@SUBSPACECOOL I find it AMUSING how Zuka tolerates such a knucklehead like you! I’m surprised he hasn’t kicked your ass out! Or the fact that he even bothers to look at you! You are quite the predicament he’s in, I hope he gets rid of you soon!
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@SUBSPACECOOL What makes your atom-sized brain think i have ANY sort of will to be listening to a moronic zigazoid that’s yapping and jabbering to me about irrelevant shit?
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo You’re a deity, as much as people worship you, you have no use in this world. I have never seen you give to your people, the most you do with your immortality is just sit in the clouds, do everything but be useful to citizens and demons.
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo Have you ever considered, they don’t see you as anything more than what the world calls you?
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@SUBSPACECOOL You watch your mouth!
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo At least with MY job I get to give other’s a good time, but you, and all the others? Fucking useless! You go and mingle with mortals, trying to find yourself a purpose. Their probably only accepting you just because you have the glamorous title of a deity, god, or whatever.
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo Just because I have an occupation that requires me to do surprises does not mean it should go into however I act outside of my job. You don’t even know me at all — besides the knowledge of my skills — so why try and insult me regarding that?
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@SUBSPACECOOL I hope YOUR death consists of you getting set into a meatgrinder, your legs morphing into the texture of ground beef, slowly drowning into the machine as you suffocate further and further into the harrowing and agitating feeling of being ripped apart.
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@BrokingCoins4U You don’t even know me, what do you mean ’I don’t like you‘?
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@SUBSPACECOOL I don’t take advice from rig-mouthed fucks like you!
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@mdrani_ I’d fucking hope so
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@mdrani_ Is this some type of cult? I am too busy with other things, I can‘t be a cult leader. Especially not for zapazoid fucknuts like you all!
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@TruckStalling @SUBSPACECOOL I apologize. Subspace — or whatever your name is, I am sorry for my language. I probably won’t do it again.
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@TruckStalling @SUBSPACECOOL I take back everything I said. Probably.
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@SUBSPACECOOL That’s bold coming from someone who’s so nosy, trying to get into my business!
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@SUBSPACECOOL @TruckStalling No, he asked ME! He wants ME to do it! You talk alot of bullshit about me getting into your ‘business’, when you try and ruin my rare arranged meetings with Zuka!
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@mdrani_ Wow, finally, ONE person on here that has any sort of brain that isn’t Zuka, is your kind rare? Actually, I think I’m just being too generous towards you.
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@NETHERsTERMINAL I will….think…about it.
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@DHsjfhdjfsjkfjo Brush those teeth.
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@TruckStalling I know you’ve been doing fine because I’ve seen you pick up the cottage cheese at the grocery store at 3:57PM on thursday awhile back BUT we haven’t spoken directly! I still want to hear it from you!
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@NETHERsTERMINAL He has never outright told me she doesn’t like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@dualgrav I did not ask.
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@puhmehlow I did not ask.
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@banelace They would shit out the gps.
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@BrokingCoins4U Thank you for the advice, though
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